When the angels come there will be no more satellites.
Angels? Don't you mean demons?
>When the angels come there will be no more satellites.
But, but I paid good money for my DISH TV and HBO.
How do you know?
>>14910803
They told me.. Ever since the Higgs-Boson particle was created at CERN I've been contacted.
>>14910783
Some might consider them demons
>>14910798
Yeah for real this is fuckin bullshit OP what the fuck
>>14910936
It's not bullshit... it's the first time I posted on /x/ about this but this is my reality.
>>14910774
Are you talking about Evangelion's angels?, don't worry I'm a Eva's pilot and gonna save humanity from the impact ;)
When do they come?
>>14910982
They'll be coming with a comet in November
When angels come, nobody needs satellites
>>14910995
Why would they come with comets, angels don't need comets to travel, maybe the energy of the comets guides them?
>>14911009
I asked them the same question.
It's not the comet that's bearing them, they are bearing the comet.
>>14911009
>>14911023
http://www.astronomynow.com/news/n1209/25comet/
>>14910922
I'm effreeed ooff perteecles thet theengs, tell me-a mure-a.
>>14911031
That was 2013, which was last year.
>>14911032
They said our species time has come, and cited that feat as a source.
Better prepare your anuses.
>>14910774
Maybe this is because project rosetta??
>>14911023
bearing them you say? We have glorious Putin to stop those dirty angles
>>14911047
I didn't spend tens of thousands of years trying to re teach the humans everything they've forgotten to have some stupid jellyfish fuck it all up.
>>14910774
Okay, Jaden Smith
>>14910774
Where will they land?
>>14911086
go away spirit science
>>14910774
>>14910922
>>14910974
>>14910995
>>14911009
>>14911023
>>14911047
Roleplaying is for faggots
I fucking hate you queerbaits, why cant you go jerk your dicks some where else
For fucks sake
>>14912147
Because you fuel their enjoyment
