Euphemisms for "Kill Yourself"
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Hey guys, I need some creative euphemisms for "Kill Yourself" so I can avoid being harassed by nazi mods and downies on other forums.
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>>78746
Just go away
>>78746
What about the classic "Please an hero"?
if a mod is harassing you, what makes you think telling them to kill themselves will improve the situation?
"he told me to kill myself! i'd better stop shouting at him."
said no-one ever.
I always liked "put your teeth on the curb" but its not really a euphemism.
"here is a hearty glass fabric softener"
"cut side to side for attention, up down for effectiveness" (an 11 year old told me that one)
"take a bath with your toaster"
"I hear the view half way down the cliff is the best one"
Thats all that comes to mind
>>78746
Neck yourself
>>78798
I'm not telling the mod to kill himself. I'm using the euphemisms for the autists on the board. I respect most mods for their thankless work.
>>79007
If you were alive during 2006-2008, Neck yourself meant to slap yourself on the back of the neck, or to "get necked" was to get slapped on the back of the neck.
>>78746
"Make yourself taller" used to be the standard around here over 5 years ago.
Also, Sayuringo is a fucking whore, OP.
>remove yourself from the genepool
>>78746
consider suicide
>>78746
The classic one
"take a long walk off a short pier"
>>78746
Go jump off a cliff
Go and play on the road
>>79272
gas yourself.
>>79599
Underrated post
Stop breathing forever.
defenestrate yourself
GALBSTYO
get a life. better still, take your own.
>>78746
take a trip to Belize
