Does anyone have the greentext of where the guy shits in his friends bathroom and uses the bible to wipe his ass? its a long greentext but I want to read it again and can't find it.
>>146525
Seriously nigguh?
>>146525
Google bible shit story
>Dating a girl
>Meet her family for the first time
>It's a dinner with the girlfriend's family and some related guests, kind of formal
>Feel the need to take a shit
>Only toilet is connected to the dinner room
>Excuse myself and go into the toilet
>Become anxious about the fact that they are going to hear my shit hitting the water, that would be awkward
>Decide to bypass this by folding a piece of paper in my hand and catching my shit as it comes out
>To do this I need to squat over the toilet, which feels awkward and takes some effort
>Catch the first one, this is working good
>Apparently the floor was freshly cleaned, and quite slippery
>Lose my balance, slip backwards and hit my head so hard on the toilet that I faint
>In the same motion I fling the shit up towards ceiling, where it sticks
>The people at the dinnertable obviously hears the thud
>They try to communicate me, but I'm out of it
>Finally the her dad rips out the door with a crowbar
>She and her extended family finds me lying with my pants down, fainted, with a huge ass sausage stuck in the ceiling
>>146525
Oh man, I remember that one. It starts with him wiping his ass with a bible, and ends with him taking a joint met across the country and living on an Indian reservation. I thought it was hilarious he tried to join up with the army, and even had that fall through for him
>>146613
Journey*
>>146613
The best journey that have never happened
>>146535
do they really have a reddit board just for discussing greentext stories?
>>147077
Apparently they do... But as we all know: reddit is a veritable bastion of originality.
Does anyone have that spooky "I'm home" green text? The one were anon finds something outside his house digging around and repeating "beep beep I'm home"
