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Hey guys, need a little help. I've told my boss that my mother was sick so I could get off early. Now the only problem is finding a suitable illness. I need something that can make you faint and maybe a little blood from the mouth-nose. Do you guys have any good suggestions? Nothing letal plz
Sorry for the English, itafag here
>tl;dr need an illness that makes you faint and bleed without dying
Say she has Anemia and ended up injuring herself because she passed out at a really bad time.
blood pressure issues can make you faint, but are very hard to verify afterwards (pressure can have stabilized through meds or just by its own).
Certain people when taking medicines with blood thinning side effects can get sudden nosebleeds.
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C'mon guys, /b/ is being far more helpful
>>114920
testicular cancer
>>114920
Fuck off /b/ is also one of the fastest boards. /wsr/ gets a post every five minutes.
>>114920
/b/ also has like 100 times more traffic.
Shit just name it an infection of some sort. So many things can infect one will probably fit
>>114920
Ma porco dio va a cagare coglione, stai in >>>/b/ o va a lavorare invece di fare il caprone inventandoti malattie, mandi malanni a tua madre, che cazzo. Scommetto che sei un terrone di merda, mi fai schifo, SCHIFO!
Sud Italians = dishonest lazy spaghetti munchers
FUCK OFF
>>114946
>Sud Italians
Of course I meant *south italians
