Post your most American webms
>>989225
As an American I don't find this amusing. My people are so stupid.
>>989218
>be small business owner
>I can now offer better quality Internet at a cheaper price
>my business goes through the roof
>other companies forced to change their price and performance to compete
>the free market corrects itself once more
>communists can suck my balls at 200 megabyte per second
>>989296
Fuck those Allah loving cunts.
Deserved it
>>989296
>As a muslim I don't find this amusing. My people are so stupid.
>>989347
You think you're the first one to try that idea? Why do you think that hasn't happened yet?
let's not forget the brave public servants
'Murca!
>>989590
Hi mate. I assume you've never lived among Muslims. Come to London and you'll see just how enriching these fine people are. Or maybe Paris would suit you better? Or if you approve of them so much, why not go to the middle east? I am sure it is quite the peaceful utopia, just don't be a Christian, a Buddhist, a Jew, a woman, a homosexual or a liberal and you just might leave unscathed.
>>989595
I honestly can't wait until Bernie drops out and endorses Clinton. You can't shill the Hill.
>>989296
That's what makes you guys so great :^)
God Bless America
>>989675
actually that's a brazilian cop
>>989697
Kinda thought it wasnt America. Posted it anyway to celebrate the gun rights and self defense.
>>989825
I hope Trump wins and shits in the NWOs cereal.
>>989675
That ain't the U.S. bub.
this is the most american thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcsLaSBWG9k
>>989825
Classic
>>989217
>Books
>Shows a Kindle
This is excellent
>>989222
Checked
Anyone got the new york class war news report?
>>989376
because my city council was retarded and signed a dumb contract giving an out of state ISP a near monopoly on the city and surrounding area. It's not capitalism that's at fault here, but rather corrupt and/or retarded representatives.
>>989697
i thought it was south africa
>>989296
>waaaa I wanna be like Europe
>>989347
>this is what americans believe.
>>989216
>.32
Throwing the Bible itself would be more effective.
>>989347
Is it though?
>U
>S
>A
>>989216
god bless mary
>>989347
>Now you got nonsense lawsuits from the big players
>And the thugs
>And the shills
>They "offer" you a "price" to "buy" your business
>capitalism fuck yea
>>989225
Nice job cutting out the context and editing in a random crowd when everyone knows this is the White House correspondents dinner.
>>989384
Makes me sleep better knowing an american probably getting brutally maimed by the police every minutes.
>>990182
>an american
I think you mean a nigger
>>990188
What's the difference anyway?
>>990190
One's a law abiding citizen of good repute and the other is a nigger
>>990182
Fuck you nigger
>>990163
HHAHAHAHAHAH
>>990230
Niggers commit more crime than whites in Europe too, cuckboi
>>989347
>>be small business owner
>>I can now offer better quality Internet at a cheaper price
wheres this magical connection where you dream up a business someday and suddenly you have access and hardware to install networking infrastructure?
>>989822
that makes me moist
>>990232
There is no nigger in europe, niggerican
>>990154
this also makes me moist
>>990268
you mean niggican
>>990163
>over 500 people
>nobody bothered to help the poor bird
just throw a blanket over it and carry it outside
>>989216
I hope Mary survived that dreadful situation. She is a national treasure. God bless young Mary you sweet angel of stars and stripes.
>>989347
You don't really understand the word oligopoly, do you ?
>>989222
>getting cast to play the dumbest nigger of USA
>stereotyping intensifies
>???
>profit
>>990508
>trying to stop freedom
How unamerican
>>989340
What is this from?
>>989950
Fudd pls go
>>990163
yaaa..... Eagles arn't very smart
also windows are bullshit have you seen those things?
>>990777
probably still smarter than the faggots that screamed "USA USA USA USA" instead of trying to do something to help it.
>>989347
>200MB/s
That's stupid. That would require the very expensive step up from 1Gb/s link to 10Gb/s link only to then traffic shape the bandwidth to 1.6Gb/s.
Also, big ISPs bribe local authorities to push legislation that makes forming new ISP infrastructure ridiculously difficult and expensive.
>>990901
You could see his hesitation. He knew it was coming. He sits there for a second or two before he zaps the bracelet.
>>989829
song - anime please
>>989221
It's getting old faggot.
>>989822
what type of gun is that? I want one.
>>989296
>Can afford a computer and internet connection to shitpost about your own country
>Can't save their own money to move to another another country because they're an entitled, pretentious cunt
You have to go back.
>>991226
Idk song. But the anime is K-on
>>989347
>be a small business
>attempt to offer quality internet at a better price
>I have to run my own infrastructure without government assistance, since that money is already given to the big players
>Or I have to rent out the lines the regular cable company uses and they charge a completely unreasonable amount for
>And I have to worry about lawsuits from the current cable company, many of which may be frivolous, however I am going to have to defend myself which in turn will eventually bankrupt me since the cable company has far more capital and experience than I do
>cable company raises rates to compensate and with no viable alternative you only succeed in harming yourself
The free market is a myth anon. Just as much as communism. Our "free market" is only labeled as such to keep idiots like yourself thinking it is.
>>990382
fuck off nigger
>>991257
America Is No-1 type of gun
>>991004
>Wait, i feel like im forgetting something about this
>fuck it nigga, im turnt up!
>>991258
money isint the only thing you lose when you leave your home country.
>all family that you know
>all your freinds
>your job
>your home
>your culture
>>991624
>your culture
>"My people are so stupid."
No, please go.
>>989950
yeah ok sure pal
>>989225
After some pretty involved political studies courses I began to understand some of the shit resulting from clumsy ass uav strikes. Hundreds of women and children murdered. Because our president's a nigger
>>989903
either way, dark skin thug niggers get shot by the good white folk.
>>990652
Home of the brave
>>989222
i used to fap to that reported all the time
>>991626
No... no it's not, kid.
>>989825
This faggot ordered NATO forces to fire on Russian troops during the Kosovo war. The only reason it didn't start World War III is because the British forces knew under his command refused the order.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incident_at_Pristina_airport
>>991257
It's an AR-15 of some sort that's been converted to belt-fed. There's a pretty interesting two part video series explaining it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UIyKgSUQSM
>>991445
I have a white trash american on facebook, whom I met on runescape like a decade ago. The dude is poor as shit and is actually defending the rich and the companies fucking him in the ass, he loves his 7dollar/hr job i guess? he's living the american dream!
>>990269
0:46 and 1:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFPxbZ7lLc4
>>990146
>muh dick
>>989225
Are we supposed to feel bad?
>>991928
Did this jackass try to save face by saying the biker was doing something wrong?
>>991610
sauce?
>>989384
>Bay News 9
I always mark out when I see local media represented
>>992072
>implying the biker isn't guilty of being a massive faggot
>>989829
>le edgy 'dont believe the governments lies' man
Fuck off
>>991739
>/k/ goes to the grocery store
>>991884
In my country if you earned the equivalent of 7 dollars an hour working 8 hours a day 5 days of the week you would have to pay a tax for the high salaries, I'm not joking.
>>992072
>>992259
Cops don't like it when you resist arrest.
Biker was doing 135mph in a 65mpg zone. Cop chased him, lights flashing and everything, Biker resists arrest by continuing to drive at 135mph.
He got off the freeway and onto regular traffic, went the speed limit, still resisting arrest.
Cop who was chasing him runs him over at a stop light cause he was resisting arrest.
Biker continues to resist arrest. Prompts foot to chest.
Biker no longer resists arrest. Is arrested for resisting arrest.
Apparently the biker's sole defense was when he was doing 135mpg on the freeway he never saw or heard the police car behind him cause he was focused only on going fast.
>>991875
Sauce?
>>992573
>65mpg zone
man wouldn't that be nice
>>992595
BBC Miniseries "Stephen Fry in America"
>>989384
hey bay news 9 is my news network
>>989347
> this is what conservatives actually believe
>>989899
>Government corrupts absolutely
>When socialism corrupts, everyone starves
>when capitalism corrupts, everyone gets pissed and another business asshole comes in because he knows everyone is pissed and offers a slightly more doable way of doing things, because he's stealing from the socialists
>>992648
>squeezes the "lime" the wrong way
Am I autistic if this triggered me?
>>991876
you can see his envy increasing throughout the video. by the time the jets are flying over, he is practically crying that he doesn't live in a country where you could have as much fun as this.
>>990179
do not cry, little one. just accept that you are one of the bad guys, and try to do good.
>>992517
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!
>>989227
Fucking A right we did. Sauce?
>>992887
Iron skies.
>>991610
Life is hard... soooo fuck a horse?
>>991739
If only we were all that austrian...
>'muricadump
>>992943
>>992945
>>992945
This one is kinda funny but I'm also kinda sad for the methulate looking dude desu.
>>992877
i love how there that one guy carry an american flag, like fuck having an extra rifle right? MERICA
Posting QT with a minigun.
>>992950
>>992948
this is amazing
>>992596
what kind of speed limits do you have in your country? 65mph is nothing
>>992960
Highways inna city are often 65mph.
Not to be confused with 65kph.
Usually highways are 70, turnpikes are 75, and I think in texas you can go 80 on the turnpike.
>>991894
Holy fuck I live there. My cousin is a reporter for that station.
>>992952
>implying that's not how any American would want to die
>>992948
Very high speed low drag
>>992072
cops defence was that he didn't know he was recording, no joke. The biker got compensated 180k for the incident and the cop was promoted later on.
>>992820
You're autistic for just noticing it.
>>992943
>'murican dump
>first vid includes russian only jets
>>992877
>World in Conflict
YEEEE
>>989964
10 out of fucking 10
>>993311
>russian
>murican
They're our pet bear so what's the difference?
>>993347
The fact that we are separated by an ocean and have been opposed to each other since the end of WW2?
>>993355
No the fact that we have them by the balls and if they want to get pissy about it we'll have their politicians sell even more of their natural gas and make them even colder.
>>989216
>the founding fathers were anti-religion
>americlaps seem to think bible and murica are the same thing
>murica plz
>>992957
Here's another for you.
>>993397
They may have been anti-religion, but imho that's irrelevant. They said you can have your bible, and you can have your gun. They set up a government controlled by the people who own the country. It's been systematically destroyed by people who want to make money and those to stupid to realize it.
Almost an experiment
>can a large population self govern
>all results point to "they don't want to"
>>993484
>>992925
why is this so fucking american? it almost makes me want to move down south and fire as many guns as i can find
>>989228
What movie?
>>989822
For hunting
>>993869
The point is that it doesn't have to be for hunting desu.
>>993869
hunting commies amiright?
>>993854
Scary Movie 3
>>989296
As an American, quit talking shit about yourself, even if it is true.
>>992648
>Being a faggu and posting the version without sound
>>989347
This is technically possible just not in America, which I have to assume this poster isn't in.
>>989225
this just makes me feel proud honestly
we're one of the only countries left with a vague hint of what it means to actually be a nation
>>992601
i never knew those giants could haul so much ass
>>989347
Except small businesses get screwed over and stomped on by bigger businesses all the time before they can do anything noteworthy.
The problem with capitalism isn't the concept, it's that the second one party has the majority of resources and power is the second they have the means to push others around and screw them over without risk of consequence.
>>989384
fine with me. fuck civilians, niggers, liberal collegefags and anybody else in this fuckhole country.
>>991610
id rather fuck a horse than that nasty hog too
>>992950
Audibly lost my sides
>>991253
That's why they are making a new Independence Day movie.
>>989217
>hk rifles
>america
Pick one.
>>989296
You have to go back, cuck. When the state collapses you'll make a fine sandbag.
>>989347
>yfw all the commies got buttmad at this post
>>991257
It's an short barrel AR-15 you fucking pleb.
>>990172
>lawsuits
>capitalism
>>990182
ow the edge
>>991626
Just like the real Carolina Panthers.
>>989964
i believe in kramerica
>>992850
Yep.
>>989217
Can I get the sfm version of this please
>>992974
Fucking cancer get out.
>>992948
Welcome to America, Pew Die Pie!
>>995109
is this real??? holy fuck america are you kidding me?
>>996468
Pretty sure it's SNL
>>996490
>>992573
>135mpg on the freeway
Tell me your secrets sir wizard
American 'cuisine'
>>989675
I'm American and even I know that this happened in Brazil.
>>991610
ANIMAL IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
>>993869
2nd amendment isnt for hunting
>>989612
Gosh that must have been a hard sentence for you to type out cletus :^)
>>995109
it's been forever since i've seen this, what was this from?
>>991875
auburn sucks
>>989347
A company tried that here. They got sued and a court injunction for their troubles. Evidently, you are not allowed to have uber low prices or even free because it out competes everyone else.
>>989829
This webm makes me so angry. This shit is so fucking edgy. The creator of this shit needs to get his faggot face stomped on. Blegh.
>>992111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZqHuvEtKcY
>>993484
>They set up a government controlled by the people who own the country
Delusional.
>>996919
obviously taco town ya dingus
>>992573
>Cops don't like it when you resist arrest.
shocking!
>>996972
Honorary Übermensch
>>996490
"Fuucin gook bitch" has to be the best par in this.
>>995109
Too lazy to make a webm but that reminded me of this
>>989384
>watching this while listening to Sirtaki
Funny, how it kinda fits
>>990652
world as it should be
>>991610
In Germany this is illegal.
I can't believe it isn't in the US
>>997567
Depends on the state. All the states tend to have wildly varying laws
for example in florida its totally cool to own a flamethrower
>>989612
>in london
>never had a problem with muslims
>>990628
He and his brother wrote that movie and a third brother directed it. They knew what they were doing.
You should watch it some time, it's funny.
>>996468
>is this real
No
>>991610
>"i share him with three other horses"
top kek
>>997575
you can own a flamethrower in almost every state, it's not illegal
Dunno about California or Jew York, they might have some bullshit laws
>>991610
JRHNBR
>>992515
Fuck off JIDF
>>993489
>dude tries to open door
>prick in the van keeps pushing the perps truck
dick
>>996501
Believe me, we make fun of this Paula Dean horseshit too.
>>991928
GTA logic
>>996965
>delusional
Maybe you didn't read the constitution, I don't give a shit, but the fact that it is dictated by the people who own the country was repealed by the 15th ammendment, so I could see why you think I'm the stupid one, considering you haven't read it.
>you're literally the problem
>>998482
It may or may not be the championship, but it may be a big game depending on the circumstances.
>if you cant believe this is a mundane college game
>I don't know where the fuck you've been the past 30 years
>>991873
>britcucks rob us of the chance to have wiped out the Russians before they recovered from the Soviet collapse
the eternal anglo strikes agian
>>989224
Reminder that Kenny did nothing wrong.
>>995134
>being proud of the fact that you belong to a powerful nation that is actively dividing the human race and preventing us from working together as a global community to solve global problems.
k.
>>989822
Just looking at that I think 'Man, if I had one of those I'd be unstoppable. I'd go around killing everyone'.
If I lived in America I'd probably be a mass shooter. I don't like knowing this about myself.
>>991875
In Alabama this is called 'culture'
>>993368
>we'll have their politicians sell even more of their natural gas
That's just delusional.
If the West attacked Russia, they'd cut off the gas supply to Europe (though Europe has a reserve for about 2 years).
On the other hand, because China and Russia are still closer to each-other than China is to the US, they'd probably ask China to fuck up the US economy, or worst case scenario, to fuck up the US with its debt.
>>999085
It's ok, because you would try it and get peppered from all directions.
You only think you could actually go around killing Americans like people do to Frenchmen because you're an idiot.
>>999102
>if the west attacked Russia
>and the hypothetical scenario following that you pulled out of your ass
And you're calling me delusional.
>>999106
This is almost what it's like.
Notice how nobody gets shot either?
Muh trigger discipline.
>>999085
Lol you probably couldn't have one.
They're illegal in most states, and the ones that they are legal in, the ATF makes you get a stamp and you have to basically suck the cock of the agent in charge of giving them out.
And after you cup the balls, then if you have a traffic ticket or something you don't get to have your thing.
Then you have to pay for it, and it has to be a machine gun made before I think 1982 when the law was passed.
And those are like at least $10k.
You don't get to have one of those. That guy is almost definitely working for a company that makes those for the military. and he cups the balls every day all day.
>>996972
That fucking security guard who just watches the guy take the hits and kinda guides him to the ground
>>998489
Not even a van, thats a normal american SUV. Tahoe, super sexy.
>>999082
Yeah. The things that it means to be a nation.
We can do this to the entire world instead of just our neighbors because we invented the internet.
>>993484
Anyone know, if that's Kenosha? It looks like it a lot...
>>999295
what?
american scientists created the internet therefore you have the right to be stupid?
>>998489
"van"
>>995843
>fuck civilians
then what the fuck are you?
>>999300
I'm sorry you don't have the right to freedom of speech in your country, we can say the stupidest shit we can think of without getting in trouble.
>>990628
the scary movies are some of the funniest movies out there (at least the first 3) and its not really racist you hypersensitive kut
>>995086
thanks anon
