This is really good sandwich (:'o]
Man, he's getting old.
what is this guys yt?
>>973642
Joey's World Tour
Hey gang! :^)
>>974310
name of the song when he opens his voowoowoowooowoovoowoo fries?
>>973587
Music please? Think I found an even better webm of joey to set this piece to
>>974918
It's by Joe Hisaishi, I believe it's One Summer's Day? If it's not, it's another song from Spirited Away
>>974860
I might be mistaken but its probably apart of the god of war ost
>>974921
Thanks a bunch, fella. It was definitely from Spirited Away - 20 Kaeru Hi (The Return)
>>974933
Here's Joey
>>974855
>>975379
>>975379
>Nujabes
this is too fitting
>>975708
I'm the guy who made all the webms in the previous thread of Joey in the car with fitting music. I just downloaded the webms and moved them into a video editor where I deleted the audio and replaced it with chill/ambient music. If you want a specific song, you can request one or do one yourself.
>>975926
thanks for the info
>>975379
>he recorded himself staring off into space for 20 seconds
can someone link me to this footage
>>973520
Aw yiss, we're back
I need more of these I'm crying
>>976459
>this was the last footage Joey uploaded before his untimely suicide
>>976524
kek
>>975883
Wait hold on is Joey's car next to an ambulance?
>>973520
not making it into the knight rider tune
3/10
>>977079
Preparation for the imminent heart attack.
>>977729
>You'll never have this much fun eating fast food
keep them coming this dude is the reason I go on the internet.
>>977729
>that Oo00Ohhh in the beginning
I couldn't have broke 400lbs without you
>>977838
>You will never feel this pressured to put on a facade to earn more youtube video money for carrying on an unhealthy habit
How old do you think Joey is?
>>978175
He's immortal. There's always been a Joey's World Tour throughout history.
>>978527
>World Tour
Why? Has he ever been outside of the US, let alone his car?
>>978549
He occupies several different countries due to his mass
>>974320
baby crying ruined it, bro
>>978550
BAZINGA
>>977729
I'm convinced that he's having miniature strokes here.
>>978547
The abyss consumes the souls of the innocent
>>977729
He sounded like a motorboat at the beginning.
>>978549
He's touring our world, he's actually from an alternate universe where George Washington invaded Africa.
>>979155
kek
>>976836
someone amplify the sound again
>>975380
Diasuke by El Huervo if anyone's wondering, was used in Hotline Miami.
>>978126
the only thing joey fakes is trying to sound informative about his guilty addiction
>>979314
fucking lmao keep doing these
>>974855
5/7 best match
>>978684
BAPZWAZZLE
This is my favourite "Joey staring into space with music" webm. I don't even know who the guy is, some american pro eater or something like that?
>>979549
From what I've gathered he's a obese youtuber who goes around the states, trying out the local fast food.
>>979549
>I don't even know who the guy is, some american pro eater or something like that?
Yeah, Joey's a professional.
>>979549
Requesting one of these with "Feel it all around" by Washed Out
>>973520
requesting the chicken one with the sound boosted to retarded levels
>>977079
He's in a drive though bby.
Prolly In N' Out by the looks of it.
>>974860
Maybe a bit late, but it's the opening theme for God of War 2.
Can we have ya boy KBD productions in this thread? Gotta love his raw and uncut videos.
>>978682
baby crying made it.
>>975380
Someone make a 3 minute version of this
>>977729
Post woo_collection1.webm I know you have it you bastard
>>979302
Cheers
Whipped this up for the gang
I need more webms of him making wretched vomit noises I cry when I hear it
>>982921
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>976836
this is the funniest shit ive ever fucking seen, please do miore
>>975883
song name? reminds me of v for vendetta
>>982948
Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber.
>>982966
thank you!!!
>>982948
>song name? reminds me of v for vendetta
Uncultured swine.
WHY!? FROM ALL THE POSSIBLE PEOPLE YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN AND SPENT YOUR TIME ON YOU CHOSE THIS FUCKING SACK OF GARBAGE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
I sincerelly hope that sooner or later this faggot dies of suffocating his own puke. I'm pretty sure he wants it too at this point.
>>973526
the part with the trashcompactor is killing me
On almost all of his videos, the like-dislike ratio is 50/50. It's like you don't even know how to react to what you're seeing. You're equal parts hypnotized yet disgusted
>>982921
>filename
fucking lel
>>983264
the V OST conducted by Hanz Zimmer is impeccably close to Samuel Barber earlier works.
We need some fresh joey, his newest video was bretty gud
>>988264
Ask and you shall recieve, will waste my time on more in the future
>>976836
Open this in 10 tabs and prepare for the nightmares
>>974928
I remember there was a similar webm like this but the part at 20 seconds was louder and joeys face was all over the place. Anyone got that particular one?
>>988699
beautiful
you should make a jewtube channel and do more of these things
I absolutely love this thread.
>>978682
nah, it made it
>>989502
lmao
>>975883
>that filename
infinite keks
>>984989
Anon pls we know he's your fat-acceptance totem.
>>989502
>excuse me?
what the fuck did he say
>>979672
not even around the states, just the same few malls in cali
>>991805
It sounds like people are pounding at his doors to break him free but he's eating the food oblivious to his inner voice
Man I love Joey, I wanna ring leafy's scrawny fucking neck for talking shit on my nigga Joey
Well anyway, my favorite Joey review is the voodoo one. He's awesome.
>>992471
Never heard of this leafy guy so I looked him up
>footage of CS surf maps and normieslime "jokes" about Joey's videos
"Oh my god, am I the only person that feels like this guy is gonna fuckin' explode? I'm not talkin metaphorically explode. I'm talkin' about explode like a fuckin' bomb, right?! Haha! Like, for some reason he reminds me of, like, a character from a scary video game that when they get to close to you, I dunno, they fuckin' explode like a bomb! Seriously, is it only me?! Like, I'm bein' serious right now because I'm really gettin' the vibe that he's an exploding fuckin' alien!!"
>1,078,963 views
>fuckthisgayearth
It's interesting though, he's made 3 videos about Joey. His first video he hates Joey and mocks him from a position of superiority. He's utterly disgusted by him.
His latest video is less about mocking him, there's signs that he now respects Joey, even calling him a legend, saying he loves Joey. The jokes are now no longer attacks on his character but instead come from a place of fun. He's having fun watching Joey now.
Joey's naked innocence has power. We should all aspire to be more like Joey.
just made this, this thread is 10/10
>>992571
How the fuck do I have heart problems at 25 and this idiot just keeps living?
>>992521
agreed
Can someone make an edit of his Quesalupa review, where he says he's slim shady. Its around 4:35-4:45
>>992598
with love, a fellow anon
>>992603
Thank you so much
>>991805
I had that thing and it was fucking nasty.
It's like a basic taco with meat, cheese, lettuce, and tomato but wrapped in a greasy, buttery, thick, dough with some plain ass provolone tasting cheese inside.
only one i saved from last time
>>992913
That is possibly one of the most disgusting looking pizzas I've seen.
>>989412
Did it, I regret nothing
>>975379
track name?
>>995097
what's the name of the video you got this from?
>>995133
Nashville hot chicken review
>>995111
Nujabes - Arurian Dance
I showed my typical conservative parents one of Joey's videos, and when he went "ooh ooh ooh" while blinking his eyes, my mom laughed so hard she almost pissed herself.
>>995509
>tfw no parents to show joey to
The wienerschnitzel cake batter dipped cone video is riddled with great moments, webm of best moments when
>>976336
i'd say both
>>995097
This is both disgusting and appetizing. Now I want chicken.
>>989487
>Super Yummy Whippy Creamy, Gang
Started the jew - will post more when I can, gang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv9WkKUlWMY
>>997130
subscribed my soul away to the electric jew
I look forward to more videos
>>997130
The Meme has begun.
>>973613
REPTILE WINS ! FATALITY !!
I need more of these
>>997130
>that drive through scene
I'm in tears senpai thank you
>>979549
best music choice.
>>995097
Why does this make me hungry
Bumping to save joey
>>1002212
Good god
>>973520
His parents must be so proud. Or already dead.
>>975926
Which video editor ???
>>979672
>>implying fast food restaurants don't serve up the same frozen/slapped together slop across the entire country
>>1002662
My sides
>>1002233
that's pee
>>976836
>
music?
>>1002662
holy shit the absolute madman
keep em coming, this is getting good
Oh god, I think I just might become bulimic after watching these.
>>1002693
I used videopad (a very effective free software imo) but literally anything can do it
its so disgusting but yet fascinating.
any1 else?
>>1003145
that's why we're all here
I'm making a new edit of Joey in the car. Don't let this thread die
>>1003145
no youre a special fucking snowflake
>>1005256
The savior this thread needs
>>1005256
COME ON ANON
DON'T LET US DOWN
>>1002662
ITS EDITED SO PERFECTLY, IT JUST WORKS. A PIECE OF ART THIS IS. YOU CUT IN THE MOVIE CLIP WITH THE MOMENTS OF JOEY. HORY SHET
>>1002662
>>997130
made some webms for ya, thanks for the vid
>>997130
>>1002662
>>982948
It was in Platoon
>>1005256
>>1005260
>>1005298
Here it is. I know it's a shitty edit but you get the joke
>>1006649
jej
>>1006000
What movie is that clip from?
>>1002662
Moar
>>1006649
Kek
>>1005898
>>1005927
>>1005995
>>1006000
>>1007300
>>1008362
Thanks for all the love and support, gang! I didn't have too much free time this week so this one was a little rushed. Not sure on where the story should go next so if any of y'all have any ideas or clips you'd like to see used, give us a head's up and I'll try working something in.
PHANTOMS EP.3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_WGICdm8T4
>>1007296
Oh yeah and the Axe scene is from the arse-end of Tenebrae, pretty decent horror flick.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenebrae_%28film%29
Can someone add Joeys Woo sound at the end of this?
Joey + Mila Kunis
BEST OTP CONFIRMED
Did he ever review something he didn't like? Like, I feel like everything he reviews gets a good grade and is tasty
>>1007378
Bump
>>1008977
yeah that one tiny little princess burger from burger king
https://youtu.be/nHWa8dOJA7s?t=62
>>974310
What the fuck is this guy? Is he real?
>>1007378
Don't know. Nobody here can sauce it. I'm the guy who made 90% of the joey loops in this/the last thread, and I just downloaded a webm. Nobody has complained about the quality thus far, so they won't blame you for just using the webm from this thread
>>979313
>click Fix to fix error
>burger
my sides just got diabetes
>>1007378
OR here
I HAVE SAUCE
I trudged through his videos for you guys, and it's in this one, just after 1:25. Hope the embed gets the time right.
https://youtu.be/ao-CvMJgIaM?t=85
>>1008796
You have insane talents, the pacing was amazing, the emotions you have put into this project has been the best I have seen for Joey YTPs. This is like a second lore now, I honestly believe there is a history where joey is a murderer living his life in the car, with the deep shrouded cloud that is his mind. Driving him deeper into madness, and his next chapter levels him more into evil. Just now he's on a trip with cannibalism, and it will go deeper of how evil he is. The music makes it better, the parts with the emotional music I like, because it shows how insane a fragile he really is, reviewing food by day and a murderer at night. Keep doing what you do, I will always love your work.
Joeys world tour fucking gross
https://youtu.be/By3dC5pp5Yw
>>1008796
Having watched all three, I'd say you got some mad skills there. Keep at it man.
Pic related, some OC
>>1010577
KEK
10/10
>>1010577
song name?
>>1010607
Frolic - Luciano Michelini. Otherwise known as the theme to Curb Your Enthusiasm.
>>1010613
Fanks
>>1010610
Solid.
>>974310
this guy is without a doubt possessed by a demon
Seriously, how has this joke not been made yet?
>>974935
Watch it on 2x speed and hold your sides.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frID7TBTTYU
>>1002662
>>978547
what's the original video
>>1002233
Dude is that piss? Source?
>>1012052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAx9R7g5F-Q
>>1010657
I agree 200%
>>1010610
what is this from? It seem familiar
>>1005995
Kek
>>1012589
Just a clip I made, the music is Riz Ortolani - I Giorni Dell'ira (Django Unchained soundtrack)
Hey, Phantoms of the world tour guy. I have some stills from his reviews and some YTPs you could use, he looks mental in these photos so it should work well.
http://imgur.com/a/KeU4K
>>1010320
>https://youtu.be/ao-CvMJgIaM?t=85
bless you based anon
>>1016371
Source fucking video now!
>>974926
hahaha the Heisenberg song!!
wtf
>>978547
fuck this cracked me up hard
guys, what the fuck do you think joeys steering wheel feels like?
i think at this point its so covered in biological waste it must be almost sentient.
>>997606
Underrated post.
>>1017043
looks like he parked his car in his living room to film this
>>997130
This man looks unhealthy in a way that seems to go beyond just being overweight. Look at his skin. Jesus, you know what I think? I think he's got malnutrition. I think so much of his calories come from crap food, he's actually not getting enough vitamins and essential minerals in his diet.
>>1018732
>Joey will die in your lifetime
Fucking cancer.
>>1018732
thats the way italians look if they dont get enough sun, they get yellowish olive
>>1002212
what the fuck did he say
>this is goood viddos
>>1002233
please someone make webm with him spitting that out in reverse
>>1010556
>>1010577
>>1012093
>>1016781
After recently escaping from a mental institute, Joey successfully manages to kidnap Mila Kunis. Joey later accepts a hot-dog eating challenge from Frankie MacDonald of Nova Scotia. An old friend returns and more on this episode of Phantoms of the World Tour.
Thanks for all the words of encouragement, gang! I keep doing it for you guys. Appreciate the love and the feedback!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKFjfaHoqm8
>>1008813
Oh hey, finally a place for me to throw this webm I made.
>>1002662
thanks my dude. holy kek
>>1019434
I can't tell how much I love this
There's a very VERY good chance he's going to choke on a piece of food while talking about it in his car.
>>1019434
You're editing skills are very nice man. Do you have prior experience working with this kind of stuff?
I've seriously watched each video like 10 times.
>>1019434
I fucking lost it at Joey's "sexy" dance. Keep up the good work dude.
This is the best thread
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D3wmtXiVESx4&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCDdvReNKKuk&start2=0&authorName=joey
-Love, /ck/
>>1019434
im a connoisseur of joey fan videos and you are a genius of the art form that is tribute videos to joeysworldtour
keep making them!
Oh sweet jesus someone needs to do an edit of this video he just goes fucking insane and basically lets go of his primal instincts. I think the Phantom of the World Tour timeline is in this reality now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-pf-3GDVN0
>>1021245
I see some killer potential with this video, but I'd have to find the time this week. God speed to anyone else who puts something out.
>>1019708
Nope! None whatsoever. No experience before now, just kinda learning as I go. I went to uni for graphic design, working mainly as an illustrator but I've had a lot of fun with learning the editing processes. Really appreciate the kudos man!
>>1019853
Thanks fella! Will keep churning them out as long as Joey keeps doing the same. The difficult task is making enough room on the HDD and all the various films/clips/sounds I use to string as much of a coherent mess as possible. Looking into buying another externall hdd just for these edits.
>>1021070
Woo-Woo-Woo! Appreciate the kind words, dude. I'm putting in as much time as I can spare when not busy with work, un-winding or out with folks but I genuinely have a lot of fun doing these.
Same with going through Joey's videos for content, old and new. I think he's a really sweet guy at heart, clearly digging an early grave for himself eating the way he's been eating but I think he'd much rather keep doing it the way he's been doing it, all in the hopes of entertaining others and having such a super yummy whippy creamy gang.
>>1021245
Haha, it's finally bled over into our own reality! God, It was only a matter of time really. I'll definitely be looking to capitalise on this vid the moment I get a chance. But to whoever gets there first, make 'im proud.
>>974310
demonic manifestation if i ever seen it
>>1019434
kek good vids gang.
there was a theory back when joey threads were on /ck/ that joey was the zodiac killer.
>>1017789
What's wrong with fat people. Have they forgotten that food can be enjoyed? Every single one of them just shoves whatever they're eating down their throats, they never savor the taste and try to make it last longer then 30 seconds.
>>1022504
It's an addiction. That's why a lot of fat people get buttblasted when they're told that they're lazy, because they're not. They eat ridiculous amounts because if they didn't, they'd get depressed and want to kill themselves. The only fat people you should be legitimately angry about are the ones who genuinly don't care. Fuck em.
>>973526
was that a fucking anus?
>>1002233
His car must smell like someone died in it three weeks ago.
