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Food thread? Why not.
>>946788
Please no /ck/ memes here
Sure.
>>946832
alright
>>946837
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>946837
Did she just chop up some onions and garlic with the skin still on? Did she call it "dicing"? Did she separate the cloves from each other by cutting straight through the bulb and every single clove in there?
>>947253
>ecoli
It's possible to safely cook burgers medium rare with special preparation. If you ever see it advertised on a menu at a restaurant, do yourself a favor and try it out.
>>947291
You eat plenty of raw things. Do you have a problem with ceaser salad? All that raw salad covered with raw eggs.
>>946837
i'm italian and this webm offends me
>>947279
Low ql bait
>>947544
Are you serious? You can just do a search anywhere to confirm. There are even entire dishes such as steak tartare with completely rare ground or diced beef. Why do you think a medium rare burger is to ridiculous?
>>946836
sorry for not being a cu/ck/ but are those things not burnt?
>>947921
The outside is a shitload of spices and sauce which are blackened on the top, but not burnt (burnt stuff tastes like death instead of spice)
>>946836
Salivating so hard right now
>>946837
I'm triggered
>>946648
dudewhat.
>>946837
>homemade Italian tomato sauce
>first we'll start with canned tomato sauce
I have several questions!
>>948241
Thin shell, the hot chocolate sauce melts it and it falls apart
i dont know how to webm so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qhNqmXEopI
>>948253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU
this should answer any questions you have :)
>>948477
Holy shit I remember this from when I was a kid
>>947962
Jesus fucking Christ!
>>946646
https://irs3.4sqi.net/img/general/width960/17814154_bQJXfcJAv_cu8UsiLNUO3gVZuSox-YIx6GCUr-v45Mk.jpg
>>946788
what? pineapple, cheese, tomatoes, bell peppers, WHO EATS THIS SHIT?!
>>947102
BLLLUUUUUOOOEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHH
>>947253
I can feel how it's still cold in the inside
>>947253
Jesus christ does that fucking troglodyte not own any additional cutlery??? Why the fuck would anyone use their hands in place of an actual utensil?
>>947962
What the hell are they thinking?
>>946836
I am diamonds right now.
>>946837
I AM GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING STROKE
>>946646
I was already hungry before, now I am unbelievably hungry.
Thanks
I got this that I don't remember where from.
>>956982
I gave it the benefit of the doubt, but that whipped cream fucked everything up.
>>946788
"salad"
this is what americans actually believe
>>946837
Is this a joke?
>>964976
classic finest american cousin... they even make instructional videos on how to fucking microwave a fucking bowl of canned chili
that cheese sauce is disgusting
>>947596
mince isn't freshly cut the bacteria grows on the outside and in mince that is every ware a quick search would have told you that. stake tartare is freshly cut its not mince
Anyone wanna save some time making their quiche casserole?
>>967382
aren't ostrich egg shells so hard that you need a drill to crack it open?
>>946836
perfection
>>948452
Did they stop making the adverts with the sensual music and voiceover? It seems like years since I seen one
>>967768
How would a fucking baby bird get out of it, then?
>>967856
drillbeaks
>>964976
itsnachofault.webm
>>946836
fuuuuuuuck
>>964976
i lost a the part where he failed to open that bag
>>967856
i don't know i'm not a bird, but i had a friend who managed to get his hands on an ostrich egg and the shell was literally 5mm thick, couldn't even crack it open
>>964976
This has to be some sort of joke, right? I mean, that's worse than that home-cooked tomato-sauce pasta one.
Shit like that makes me feel like a maestro when I make instant noodles and put extra garlic powder and salt in it.
>>947253
I dont know what everyone is crying about. Rare is the only way to eat beef. Just short of mooing at me.
>>970761
When meat is ground up like that it increases the surface area exponentially. Bacteria then has a much easier time to reproduce throughout the meat. They aren't going to get inside of your steak but if you grind it it distributes it throughout.
>>965039
Im so hungry now
>>946837
All of my what. She took all of it.
>>947102
Pizza?! Now that's what I call a taco!
Wew lad, NSFW threads belong on /gif/
>>970400
my god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
Americas finest
>>946836
fuck this made me hungry
>>967805
i havent seen one in a long time either, mostly because i moved to australia and then canada
but they dropped dervla kirwan and moved onto the adventures in food versions with the clean bandit music https://youtu.be/m-M1AtrxztU
>>967382
looks like they dremelled around the top to open it
>>976394
>linking that disgusting obeast and her cancerous garbage
This is a trap, kill yourself
>>964976
The music really makes this video.
>>970400
His face when he's eating it is great. He knows that he has fucked up.
>>965039
Do adults eat macaroni cheese in the US?
>>979448
>Ong-youngs
>>970400
the bacon looked like bark
>>979440
Is it a joke video? Why's he being so messy?
>>983722
its not real, just someone wearing the same clothes cut together with his cooking video
>>970400
The best way to make a grilled cheese sandwich is to first wrap it in tinfoil and bake it, this makes the cheese all nice a gooey, and THEN grill it.
>>984334
Now that you mention it it's gotten a lot funnier. I thought Gordon was just fucking around.
>>965120
A salad is any dish of chopped or shredded ingredients mixed with a dressing and served cold. Like tuna salad or egg salad. Garden salads are the ones with leafy greens, but there are many more varieties of salad.
That thing is an abomination, though.
>>947279
dear lord i'm drooling. gonna cook a steak right now
(can't believe some people are missing the taste of properly cooked food, cf other people answering you)
>>970400
Who in their right mind microwaves an egg? And why vegetable oil instead of butter?
>>986040
What is that recipe called again?
Is this where we /bigboybite/?
>>986914
creme brulee (hope I'm spelling that right)
its dank
>>946837
>cans
FUCKINGNORMIE20THGENERATIONSICILIANSCUMREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>979450
Why not? It's a food.
>>986040
>Burning the sugar crust.
Amateur
>>970400
>Break the bacon up
lost
>>946836
all this greasy shitty meat what the fuck
>>947236
those onions clearly have the skin removed, are you insane?
>>984385
>Baking tinfoil
Have fun with turbo cancer!
>>946837
Holy shit nigger.
>>965057
what the f. no wonder comments have been disabled..
>>979450
not really, but some do
this is America, you can find someone eating anything here
>>967856
Drill peck :^)
>>965057
I'm an idiot, what was wrong with them?
I know since he cooked it was a failure, but what are they supposed to be?
>>986930
you are. crème brûlée if you wanna be exact.
... gonna make some.
>>987101
Those waffles look like shit.
>>989933
>blaspheming Ja/ck/
>>946836
God bless you Texas.
>>989820
They're supposed to be airy bread-like puddings, not horrific flat disks layered on one side with oil.
I forgot /wsg/ doesn't allow jpgs, google them to see how they should have turned out.
>>990006
Jesus what is that, it looks disgusting.
>>990240
Looks like cornstarch, water, with seasonings.
Fucking idiot doesn't know what he's doing.
>>946646
The thing which pisses me off is that some of the stuff here was CGI'd. You almost never see CG that good.
>>990006
Aah non-newtonian fluid.
>>990006
Ah, a /ck/ classic.
Cooking with Jack show on yt
>>990006
Fat fuck made ooblek
>>986929
Is this snot or what hangs from that sandwich?
>>946648
Am I the only one who was expecting there to be a baby velociraptor in there?
>>990006
How could I forget our Lord and savior. Forgive me for my sins.
>>976394
id fuck it
>>946836
would throw up to eat a second time god damn
fuck you all, this is now a HowToBasic thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eXCKFMzg2w
>>991038
i forgot the put this one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m_MXIu4AS8
>>991043
Aaaand this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ush-1esQ-4
>>991050
>>991043
>>991038
>webm/gif thread
>posts shitty youtube links
>>991049
>Not posting the sound version for those satisfying chopping noises
>>991170
fuck 'mole, but that shit was awesome.
>>947253
Personally I'm not a fan of having my meal mooing at me.
>>946837
>metal spoon on metal pan
>>970400
>ayyg
>>991170
This might be the most satisfying webm in the history of humanity
>>987101
A grill to surpass Big Boss?
twitch tv/food
is streaming cooking shows fyi
>>947253
Whats this guys name
>>970446
He had to make the video as public service for his criminal charge
>>979450
320 million people live here
No, not one adult eats macaroni and cheese
>>979448
What's up with his eyes?
>>992281
Glad to hear it
>>999186
He's British
>>979450
Yep. Nothing better than a plate of fried chicken and a side dish of steaming hot, bubbly mac n cheese.
>>983084
wow man watch out for the Fork cartel
>>999391
screw would be happy
>>999391
I think I'm dead.
>>964789
Hands were invented before forks
>>947962
I have seen this so many fucking times and I still don't understand
>>991170
That's actually some pretty great stop-motion.
>>1002084
PES actually won a ton of awards for his other stop motion, western spaghetti
>>1002341
Submarine sandwich is also great.
https://youtu.be/EWEl8-PHhMI
>>946788
The reveal of the chef at the end explains so much
>>990006
looks like Konjac, except its not
that shit is so sticky, it literally kills people
>>979448
>which is what I do
every fucking time
>>979448
Fingers tucked away
>>1000862
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>947303
Yes but some raw meats can give you various types of food poisoning you fucking mongoloid. Ever heard of ecoli or salmonella (chickun). Burgers are made out of mince meat, not clean cut pieces of steak, they can cause you to have food poisoning if left too rare.
>>1001326
neat
>>970386
your friend is a pussy
>>967382
what is this egg?
>>1012538
Dinosaur
>>1012538
Ostrich but dinosaur is sufficient as well to a degree.
>>984385
Just use a lid for your pan, christ.
>>976394
What the actual fuck.
>>946836
where can I get that? Resturant?
please
Food porn show
>>979450
>Not enjoying home made mac and cheese
Nigger that shit is top tier comfort food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM
>>1012926
Why do fucking retards want their steak cooked into leather? Also that's only med-rare or so
>>1013809
Why do fucking retards think blood tastes good?
>>1013814
>He doesn't like the taste of warm blood
>>1012926
the purpose of cooking steak is to kill off the majority of the germs,
>>1013434
More?
>>965039
>mac and chizza
>>1015272
Bullshit! I need sauce.
>>1018260
Agreed, that shrimp would be dry as fuck otherwise.
>>970400
This guy is an old troll tho. He has like 5 videos on how to eat a watermelon on his channel.
>>979440
I haven't laughted this hard in weeks
>>946788
I thought he was making a dip the whole time until the end, and then I read the file name. What the fuck man.
>>1013434
THOSE ARE PEOPLE
>>1018896
Looks delicious.
>>946836
oh sweet baby jesus those beef ribs
>>946836
I'm hungry and aroused
>>970815
Well it's not like we have an immune system or anything. I guess we should subsist in fear, oh woe is me and my quivering boyhole, there's bacteria on my food! And it's not like bacteria isn't on literally every fucking surface fucking everywhere, no the slightest chance of such things in a dish means it's off limits to me.
This is what you sound like.
I don't even care if you're impartially reciting facts. I've run into too many of these sniveling faggots who quake in fear at the thought of a few germs in their food, somehow missing how every moment of their existence is covered in and surrounded by the little fuckers.
Enough is enough. Might as well hide in a bunker to escape the mildly damaging chance at sun exposure. About as sensible. Medium rare is top tier, I'm not even a rare-fag. But even at medium rare I've had faggots whine about muh bacteria though
>>970761
>Rare is the only way to eat beef
Medium-rare is literally perfection you cum guzzling faggot.
>>1021255
THAANK YOU
>>1013417
Despite being a bug hive filled with their waste, I find it strangely appealing.
>>1029014
Please tell me this has been posted on /ck/ before.
>>946837
seething with rage
Eat
>>1029355
Drink
>>1029359
Woman
>>947921
>murrican cuisine
Yes those are fucking charred, but I wouldn't expect Americans to know shit about making good food.
>>1012926
>I like charred meat
American education, everyone!
>>965039
Jesus fucking Christ the macaronis are literally swimming in cheese that's disgusting.
>>965039
>Only 16,000 calories
>>947253
>ecoli
That's not the worst possible consequence for eating raw meat. People just haven't ever heard about parasites, that's all. The best thing is that that nasty little things can live inside your body for decades without you noticing.
>>1029951
Eat drink man woman
>>986040
Creme Brulee is the king of desserts.
>>986871
i always microwave my eggs
>>983722
Nigga are you fucking retarded?
>>983518
Uhhh... that's EXACTLY what it is. It's a joke video made for some site. He and Jamie Oliver, along with other chefs, have made a series of them. It's not some random, fan-edited "joke" video.
How fucking retarded are 99.9% of the people in this fucking thread?! Like literally posting these "WHAAAAAT OMG" replies to videos that are clearly bait or meant to trigger.
WSG is full of fucking retarded titty babies.
>>983518
What?
He IS DICKING AROUND FOR A WEBSITE.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCklLTAOBRj4DdxTazOzP_lA?nohtml5=False
jesus fucking christ you're retarded.
>>989933
really?! they do???? oh man!
fucking moulignon
>>1013434
The cooking scenes in Hannibal make me erect
I'd eat people if Hanny prepared it
>>1029361
I wish I could eat like a filthy chink every day... delicious rice, meat, pork, poultry... sauces... spices... and still be skinny and smart like a chinky slant eyed commie roach. lucky bastards.
>>1029239
Nope. Filesize is too large.
>>946836
He forgot the local cardiologist's business card.
>>979448
i havent laughed this hard in years
thank you anon, thank you /wsg/
>>967382
That egg is huge and must be really quite heavy, as eggs go.
Ostrich vaginas must be real strong to hold that thing in before they're ready to lay.
>>1029355
I feel so sorry for fish. At least the other animals we kill for food we at least pretend to treat humanely before we slaughter them.
The life of a fish is basically never ending terror even if they're NOT caught by humans.
>>1021709
>waste
More like supplies for the winter.
>>976394
this is fucking depressing me
>>947253
Well prepared, and usually treated, beef is okay to cook raw. Minced beef is okay red in the middle, as long as it has reached a decent temperature. Even if only for a few seconds. I still don't like mine that way, though.
>>1031555
Ignore those, they are edits.
>>1002084
It was nominated for an Academy Award
>>946837
>calls chopping dicing
>cuts through the entire garlic
>doesn't skin onion or garlic
>starts with canned sauce
>>1029355
>>1029358
>>1029359
>>1029361
I wish I could be that good.
>>976394
>instantly at 1300 calories
>adds sugar to condensed milk
>2000 calories 30 seconds into the meal
>A WHOLE PINT OF MAYONNAISE
>>976394
>this is one serving
>>979454
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCklLTAOBRj4DdxTazOzP_lA?nohtml5=False
there you go
>THIS SIDE
>COMES ROUND
>HOHO MY CHICKEN TRIT
>HERE PRIT
>LIKE THAT
>>946837
I'm laughing and raging. Holy shit.
>>970400
bread just soaking up that oil
>>976394
>heavy breathing through the whole video
>>983084
>10 minute video on how to eat a watermelon
>>987101
My fuking sides. I didn't expect this, but now I know better. kek
>>946788
why?
>>946837
fucking americans ruining everyones culture REEEEE
>>947253
i like my meat still mooing but that shit is fucking cold and raw m8
>>947962
>americans cooking
its like watching monkeys, sorry no, monkeys actually do a better job
>>967856
have you ever been near an ostrich? those fuckers are the grandsons of the trex
>>970400
>microwaved egg
>fucking microwaved bacon
>cheap bread soaked in cheap vegetable oil
>processed "cheese"
>fucking burnt flour
i actually had the vomit coughs m8, if this is the the deluxe tier i dont want to know whats the austere tier
>>976394
>americas finest
i´m scared
>>999413
that sounds nigger as fuck
>>1013481
>the third world
>>990006
>when you´re so hungry you try to eat some non newtonian shit
>>1018775
God, that episode
>We've got three sword forges lined up, IN A ROW, because this show is just awesome.
>>947962
Holy shit, I just noticed she's fucking bleeding.
>>947962
Next time they should just stick with the pineapple.
>>967382
Dayum, I kinda want to know how ostrich eggs tastes.
>>1030421
cloacas*
>>1013417
Question: if one could not acquire honey combs. Is eating candle sticks dipped in golden syrup a close enough substitute?
>>1029355
Why are Asians obsessed with fish?
>>1036607
maybe its rock, but its damn good rock
If she says umami one more time I'm going to break my tv
>>1013434
Just started watching the show due to this clip. I must say, Mads Mikkelsen has a much *much* deeper voice than his look suggests.
>>991318
You're thinking of teflon
Am I turning into a cannibal if I think those looks delicious?
>>1013788
Did he take a fuckin' bite into that raw as fuck meat? Where are the parents?
>>1037004
not really i would have to say but if you want to try there are places that will give it to you.
>>1037004
what movie is this?
>>1037241
its the Hannibal tv series
>>947962
does anyone know where this is from? I've looked everywhere for it
>>947962
>Not the proper way to use a dildo.
>>979450
Yes, we can afford it
>>1036558
pls... I need to know the answer.
>>946837
there's no fucking way
not with that garlic. no
>>1036589
why are americans obsessed with cows?
>>1042444
>so much 'merica right now
>>1042444
This should be standard issue to every soldier in Afghanistan
>>1035658
>everyone cutting towards them self.
As a butcher, this really makes my butthole tighten .
>>964976
This is very sad
>>1035658
Reminds me of that episode of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast
>>987101
he didnt grease the grill...
>>1013434
this role was made for mads mmikkelsen
>>1030563
i will go here. I have never felt better for living in phoenix
>>991170
The other one
>>990952
WT Snacks, is that you?
>>1012926
Second .webm shows the steak at about medium. There is very little blood in steak, just water and myoglobin. Steaks can afford to be cooked rare or medium rare because germs will penetrate only so far as the surface, which is what you're searing on the pan, anyways.
>>947253 is wrong, however, because undercooking burgers is different. Some restaurants will process slabs of beef for tar tar and burgers so their being underdone or raw isn't a huge safety hazard since that extra exposure to germs is limited in time and to being within the kitchen itself; but if you're buying ground beef from the market and just undercooking it you can become VERY sick because that ground beef has had a lot of surface area that has been and will continue to be exposed to germs and bacteria. For a steak, though, so long as the interior is allowed to reach 145F degrees or so (which would cook it to about medium if maintained), it is considered safe for consumption. Medium steaks are pretty damn good. Medium-Rare is good, too, but I've never been too fond of just rare steaks. Rare steaks aren't raw, though; actually raw steaks are called blue steaks. Steaks being pink or reddish but firm and hot means that it is cooked but less of the myoglobin has been lost during cooking.
>>1012926
>not wanting to devour a raw bovine like your ancestors did
>>1053815
rip
>>1000862
that was good... oh hell...
>>967856
its very easy to break any spherical object from the inside
>>1029967
Mother fucking prions are worse man, having BSE would strike me worse than some nasty little worm living in my small intestines
>>986929
>bigboybite
trog lo dyte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5YYkA5cQLw
>>1029239
/wsg/ superior in every way.
>>1054772
saw him posting not too long ago
>>965057
Fatass american "chef"
Fucks the recipe from start
Supossed to be 1/4 cup flour and 50-100ml milk per egg.
No wonder he ruined a nation side dish
>>946788
It looks like somebody vomited in a baking dish.
Pigs would reject this alleged food as being below their low standards.
The main redeeming feature of this stuff is that it will never rot, because microbes know better.
Watching a so-called man combine perfectly edible ingredients into this unholy slop is like watching him slowly take an agonizing shit atop fine art.
If I develop time travel, but it can only be used once, Stalin will have nothing to worry about because I will use it to murder Aunt Myrna before she can birth this abomination.
If I were stranded on a desert island with nothing but firewood and Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad, I would burn the latter for warmth - it's probably got enough fat in it, and I'd rather try my luck eating a fucking tree.
>>999391
P I Z Z N
>>1013434
is this show good, serious question
