Stuff that makes your sphincter clench just by scrolling past it
>>945774
>Stuff that makes your sphincter clench just by scrolling past it
Cringe threads on a friday evening?
>>945938
>>945941
>>945942
>>945774
I want to kill myself every bloody time I see this.
>>945774
"kids these days make me want to shoot myself in the balls so i'll never have kids"
-filthy frank
>>945774
I had to watch the whole thing through, because I wasn't sure whether it was satire or not. As it dragged on and on, a dawning sense of horror came over me as I realized it was serious. Now I just want to die.
>>946285
The curious thing is that this is said by everyone for every new generation. It's like if people forgets they were once faggots too.
>>945774
Holy shit this seems like a parody made by The Onion or something
>>945944
kill me
>>946340
This hurt, dude. I feel bad for everyobdy involved in this scenario.
>>946310
This
>>945774
That was crunk
That was bomb diggidy
>>946340
f&g
>>946340
Dax is an actor, though
>>946388
shhh
>>946310
I dunno, cuz this time my grandpa is saying it, my dad is saying it, I'm saying it, my siblings are saying it, and the actual current generation is saying it. All the currently living generations hate this most recent one.
>>945774
>China
>Europe
>Half the world
This triggers me every time. No way you can be competitive with a ping over 500
>>945938
THESE GUYS ARE SUCH FUCKING MORONS
KILL ME
>>946340
I've never watched this before, from the thumbnail I always assumed it was m00t
>>946388
isnt this fucking diaperchu?
>>946659
fuck yeah
>>946653
everytim
>>946694
Holy shit that damage control
Why does he even keep going
>>945944
This is now the worst thing I have ever seen. Thank you.
>>945942
No god, what are you doing you fucking lunatic.
>>946694
That was horrendous, I think you've won the thread.
>>946694
fuuuuuck dude.
>>946785
I would vote for him just because he has done this. He told himself "I'm going to kiss this little girl" and he made it happen. Its weird, but I would have done the same as a politician, just to prove a point.
>>946694
holy fucking shit
>>946694
It was a good joke, the cunt just didn't get it.
>>946840
You didn't finish the webm, did you
got no webm but this shit is cringeworthy as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78&feature=youtu.be
>>946694
Holy shit. That is the most Awkward thing I have EVER seen.
>>945774
what the FUCK this isnt actually satire?
fuck
>>946785
It's literally his child, but she was being a cunt.
>>946653
make it stop
>>946952
Even so, there's a point where harassing any little girl on camera for a kiss is creepy and he has clearly passed it.
>>946694
I watch 95% of my porn on mute anyway.
I just want to see tits and dicks.
Don't give a damn about a paper thin narrative.
Certainly don't want to hear the guy grunting or the girl doing her fake "oh my god im dying your cock is so biiiig" routine.
>>947049
>dicks
faggot
>>946347
Nobody claps so at least people didn't really enjoy it.
>>946899
9/10
>>946659
lost
>>946285
we did it to ourselves.
we let it happen
>>946694
The dude in the middle gets it but knows that this is a normie space where you can't say things like that. So he feigns ignorance.
>>945941
god, that's cringe
>>946659
The fucking hip movements is what gets me
>>946899
>liberals
>>945941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc
kill me now and chop me to pieces, then scatter me around the desert so the vultures eat me decomposing remains and never be buried around normies and pretentious faggots.
>>946694
That was pretty awkward.
The guy in the middle should've dropped it though, the lady obviously wanted to move on, and so did the dude on the right.
Freudian slips happen, as a bystander the sooner you drop it and change the subject the better off everyone is.
>>945938
Huh, I thought Carson was a manlet.
>>945774
fuck you op, thats the worst
>>946796
>kissing your own child is now seen as revolutionary
woo boy.
>>945941
did he literally just say
>Peaceful war
that sounds so fucking 'Murica i cant even
>>947323
>Normie space
>Feigns ignorance
well spoken my friend, i too, have felt this remorse
>>947774
source? this guy's a creep
>>947780
A show called The Undateables
They both have autism. The show is full of cringe material and I think it's all on youtube
>>945941
Jeb is similar to one of our presidential candidate with his awkwardness. Fuck.
>>945938
The organizers failed on this one. But that's still cringey.
>>947773
aw she's actually pretty cute
>>946694
Dude on the right reminds me of me. I enjoy saying things like that in public for pure shock value. It made Howard Stern a millionaire, so it can't be that bad.
>>945938
>camera keeps filming them standing around awkwardly instead of following them out onto the stage
>>947879
Kill yourself
>>947955
I'm bet that works out great for you
>>947571
For me it was the negress "oh no you di'nt" finger thing
>>946694
closed that motherfucker right away when he said it
>>945774
Disgusting in every way 10/10
>>946694
I just pissed myself
>>947780
He's not a creep, he's autistic, and so is she.
>>946694
That hole on the left just sucks all the energy and spirit out of the room. Could've been fun if it was three guys but she has to be a stuck up cunt.
>>945944
not cringy but extremely annoying
>>946899
this is the spergy kind of cringe.
>>947780
you must be autistic to not realize that guy has autism
>>946659
BUMP(ityboo)
Someone post that webm of some fedora wearing teenager dancing for a girl he goes for the kiss and it turns into a hug.
>>947773
>your eyes are as brown as tree trunks
I'm using that shit.
>>947771
And I'm still alone on valentine's. Time to an hero in the local home depot
guys does it make me autist that I cannot cringe at stuff like this? I watched some of these and I get why it would make people cringe but the it just doesn't happen
>>947769
He said "peaceful world", dipshit
>>948735
asking that question is what makes you an autist
You're all smalltime.
>>949350
i thought this was intentional
Fresh OC
>>946547
Faggot Liberal Detected
Trump thought Carson didnt hear his name and was being polite.
>>949428
Not cringe. Sure he's annoying, but he's right.
>>945774
please kill me. i want to die.
>>945774
Wow. Someone not only managed to come up with such masterpiece, he also managed to pitch it to MS bosses and find 3 fucktard actors who delivered it...
Incredible. I was waiting for the chink from rocketjump to appear
>>946653
>only the dead can know peace from this evil
>>946659
Give this guy a medal, that was fucking beautiful.
>>948718
scripted
>>949428
He's making all that up.
anyone have the facebook tails rp? the it was a hologram one.
>>949350
Intentional or not, this is fucking horrible
>>945774
My god, this is like a parody that Rock Star comes up with!
>>948718
>It SEEMS your eyes are as brown as THE tree trunks.
You gotta get it right.
>>946340
lol PEE FIGHT xD
>>950124
How do you know?
>>947829
she's a qt tho, would bang
>>949350
this is how every foreigner sounds like to my proud, powerful American ears
>>945938
donald knew exactly what the fuck he was doing, carson and kasich were just cucks
>>946659
i can't help but admire the shamelessness of a homeschooler
>>947771
this was heartwarming with added unintentional comedic timing
>>945774
is this an ad for a cellphone?
>>946294
it gets worse. The way they say all that crap in one breath, without hesitating even once. They. Fucking. Practiced. Over and over again. Memorizing each word, each falsetto, each pace in their dance of bullshit, until it could only happen one way, the perfect way: the way it was intended.
>>947049
quit watching shitty porn
>>946340
This is like every r9k green text story or any greentext story involving a fucking pepe
>>950671
Birds sing, bees buzz, and fags lie.
It's the way of the world.
>>950950
Fuck! Meant to post an image which made what I said obviously sarcastic.
>>945774
>>946294
I honestly thought this was one of those groups that used to go to schools when I was a kid to teach you about not smoking or not doing drugs. They're always adults pretending to be "down with the kids" and use all the slang and terms appropriate to your generation. I kept waiting for these people to get to the point where they teach you not to take nudes, sext, or engage in online bullying. The longer I waited for the punchline, the more cringeworthy it became.
>>945938
>>950991
what? obviously poop but what the fuck happened in the first place?
>inb4 white knights defend her
You all just lost.
>>945942
oh, that was awful. worse than the joe biden awkwardly touching the asian kid's hair while her grandparents smile in the back.
>>945774
pretty good op. cringed hard especially when the guy said (i don't know why i kept watching) he'd combine cat videos and "gangnem style"
and the other guy said "pwned"
>>946340
I didn't know this was YLYL
>>946694
what was the actual movie they were talking about?
>>949350
This is another level.
My whole body wants me to make it stop, its like nails on a chalkboard inside my skull.
>>945941
Why are americans so concerned with their national security? Only reason I can come up with is because they work hard on turning every country against them
>>946694
please kill me now
>>951088
Jeb is banter, no cringing occurred
>>951406
what about the pocket turtle incident? that's definite cringe
>>947771
This is just huge fucking props, and incredibly heartwarming.
anything from The Young Turks
>>946659
Future gay pride.
Parents should just put him on hormones now so they can have a token tran to show their friends.
>>949456
>Being Polite
That's some PC crap right there.
>>950001
Always make sure to let anonymous faggots on an anonymous imageboard know how serious you are about gay rights
>>950991
SLEEPY
L
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P
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>>945774
this calls for genocide.
seriously though this made me want to fucking puke
>>950501
it really does.
>Lifeinvader CES keynote
>>951541
Euugh
>>949456
Are you serious? Then why the fuck is he standing there for such a long time like an idiot after Carson went on? Don't be so transparent.
You're free to be a Trump supporter, but denying that the man is capable of doing a tiny mistake is just ridiculous, and makes me not take your political views seriously if we were to have a discussion.
Holy shit, i have no idea why your post triggered me so much, but i seriously find your excuse extremely childish and desperate.
>>946653
>that trap on the left
>>951541
The de-sync'd audio makes it harder to watch compared to the content
>>951550
Jesus Christ, get a life.
>>951088
Is Jeb gay?
>>945942
Someone give this to the comment youtube guy
>>945774
anyone else really want to fuck the annoying popular girl? What's the name of the actress?
>>945942
Why wouldn't she just let her father kiss her on the cheek for the cameras? What a brat
>>951541
Why does he talk and act like an high school anime character?
>>951688
God whose ass is that?
>>945774
>...or a CEO!
Always gets me.
>>951693
because he's a high school anime character trapped in a man's body
>>951688
https://youtu.be/ninOz5ValUM
>>947774
>>947774
its like watching two broken robots talking
>>951562
You're absolutely right
Didn't do a QC after i encoded it and obviously fucked up somewhere
This one should be fine
>>951723
Anna Lore. She isn't awkward but the beta spanking her in that webm is. Watch the video >>951746
>>951087
didn't seem that bad, it could've been way more cringeworthy if he started pushing for a kiss and she kept pushing him away. Her going for a chest-bump-hug like he's just a bro and then turning around was a smooth way to handle it
>>951746
I was really hoping for 4 minutes of random people smacking girls asses.
What a let down.
>>946340
I feel bad for the kid though. He obviously has some kind of a problem and I guess video diary is supposed to be some kind of therapy?
>>946840
It's only understandable if you actually watch incest porn which most normal people don't.
>>951759
I don't get why people are so disgusted by hot dogs after they've seen how it's made. "Ewww, while making this hot dog, the ingredients totally looked like something else!"
nigga what
>>946694
TOP KEK
>>951869
>He doesn't watch incest porn
What a pleb
>>949350
I want to take my foot and shove it up this guy's ass.
>>945774
>thinking this was theatre the entire time
>"or a CEO"
fucking hell
>>951693
he learned japanese from the thread on /a/
>>951772
Say what you want. These are fucking undercooked.
>>951759
It's obvious by the shape and texture of hotdog meat that they must somehow mush the fuck out of the meat. Anyone surprised by this is retarded or has never had real meat. (besically american)
>>951765
She must think that's kind of pathetic when she's watching him dance. The old guy certainly does.
>>947621
HOLY FUCK!
JIMMY KIMMEL LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT!
good for him!
>>946653
cuts off at the worst part
>>951688
absolute semon demon.
sperm succubus
glute slute
>>951735
>"GARUUUUGAAAMESSHHH"
>>951759
wait...... how is this cringe?
>>951770
>Anna Lore
>mfw I realized that she's from that anti-smoking ad
>>948450
pretty much this
don't have a webm, but i'll probably make one later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88RVqSVp0MY
a cacophonous symphony of autism
>>951864
he is acting
>>951643
>doesnt know that the last few inches of your strike should slap/twist into place like a whip for maximum power
Her form still looks shit though..
>>947773
they both have autism or something. channel 4, undateables
>>951772
its beef you can eat it raw if you wanted.
>>949350
>uses a fucking scalpel to cut open a Doritos bag down the middle
>examining a chip with tweezers
>that voice
I crack the fuck up every time, I wanna know who this weird mother fucker is
>>951551
>>951643
Are you people fucking retarded? Punching with nothing to hit is extremely awkward and hard to balance. It's literally unrelated to actually throwing punches against a bag or a person.
Get the fuck out of here, you have clearly never boxed or fought anything other than the fork because it wasn't feeding you fast enough.
>>953172
Not if you're british. They have diseased cows
>>945941
Inbred moron.
>>951385
The District of Columbia has the US citizens subjected this way.
>>946694
>"i'm so confused"
stuck up biiii-i-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiicth
>>946659
But the United States of America is still in debt to the Crown...
>>951083
>last frame
>>951768
Thanks Jack, you diabetic cuck.
>>952601
Thank fuck 4chan got over that meme
>>953185
Damn, have I just gone back in time 20 years?
>>948718
B L A C K E D
>>951541
>when he starts dancing in front of his video
the hilarity overpowers the cringe factor
A little too long to webm it, but https://youtu.be/Z55UrEEooh8
>>951083
I don't get it
>>953656
look at her wrists, she literally doesn't throw a punch she just flops it
>>947049
ur missing out on alot
>>945938
>when republicans organize stuff
>>953179
People who actually box, shadow box for practice. It has nothing to do with being hard to balance and it being awkward to not hit anything, it's just about knowing how to throw a punch, which clearly they don't.
>>947771
IT SEEMS WE BOTH GOT AUTISM HAVEN'T WE
>>951550
I hate Trump but man.
>>947771
I love how because of her autism she just spurts out the "no" at the start. Not to answer him but due to her slight aspergers she just expresses her first thought that comes to her mind when she sees him up close.
No.
>>949428
why is this cringe? he's right
>>952614
>they age you prematurely
no
they age your skin
skin
prematurely
also cause cancer and are highly addictive
>>951087
This is so obviously fake. That camera is from the house where the girl lives, why would she go through security footage to find such a cringe moment and post it online unless it was staged?
>>952614
Ah man, I was expecting her to rip of her whole face.
>>953953
supposedly her father posted it. she isn't the homeowner
>>953957
I guess that makes sense, if he's that kind of overprotective father that wants to keep tabs on his daughter 24/7.
>>951759
MMM Tasty!
>>952257
Red Foreman ladies & gentlemen
>>951735
>d'tails
>>953172
Not ground beef, the bacteria on the outmost layer of the beef gets mushed into the mixture.
That's why you can have a blue rare steak but your burgers shouldn't be too pink on the inside
>>945774
Why is this "cringe" I think this is a good representation of the cellular generation. I think you guys are just sensitive because it describes you to a T.
>>949350
JEELAI BEELAI PEET RAAT GOOMAI CANDAI
>>951735
reminds me of the old 4chan days
>>952614
Is the clerk trying to whute up?
>>951083
Im really serious, I cant tell, does she have some sort of mental disease?
>>946899
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I GREW UP WITH THIS AUTIST. NOT KIDDING.
She did this at talent shows all the time. She tried to draw manga and anime all the time. She had a family member, like her aunt or grandma or something, sit in class with her to make sure she did her work. Wow she grew up just how i thought she would. Also that hair is dyed, she had brown hair.
>>951672
you mean erik?
>>951772
Yeah that's not medium rare that's just not cooked.
>>946653
i suddenly feel like fedoras are awesome...
>>954111
>What is beef tartare?
>>954229
the normies version of REEE
>>953912
Well, that's good to know.
>>954229
Too funny to be cringe
>>953912
this, holy fuck THIS
>>946899
god damn. webm, now! i thought that brony rave was bad, but this takes the cake
>>954302
who is this husky ruskie
>>951746
Anakin was in that video.
>>948450
+++ so much this.
It takes a lot of courage, dammit!
