>Oldest webm in my webm folder
>First one I ever saved after they were enabled on 4chan
>Pretty sure it was on /sp/
Post your first webm, the one that took your virginity
This was my first webm
2014/05/08
>>927087
Newfag
>>927186
>"winks" with both eyes
This triggers me.
>>927433
>Feels good, man
My oldest webm is NSFW
It's the one where the girl takes a load to the mouth and pukes her guts out
oldest webm on my computer, from Feb 28th 2013
Mon 12 May 2014 10:25:31 PM PDT
>>927732
>YLYL
>proceeds to post unfunny shit.
>>927762
Uh this isn't a ylyl thread dude. It's one of the first webms I saved. I enjoy it and the music put to it.
>>927762
>too dumb to read
>proceeds to post screamer
2014-05-04
>book illustration1399203558876.webm
oh wow, image timecodes still started with 13 back then o.O
>>927719
>silence of the waifu1399667787278.webm
being close second with 2014-05-09
This is the first one in my RI folder. But I could have older ones saved elsewhere or renamed, I don't know.
>>927117
Blood Sugar - Pendulum
>>927027
This looks like the beginning of a gay porno.
>>927762
Motherfucker cocksucker screamer fag. If I find you out there I'm going to rip off you balls and force feed them so hard you'll be shitting semen every time you go to the bathroom. Not that that's much of a difference from your current routine, you prancing homo lalala faggot.
Also, first webm by date.
>>927027
my folder isn't very old.
>>927445
tell me the sstory.
>>927762
You're a fucking nigger
not my first, but the first one i saved.
>>927445
That's how automated cares will behave.
>>927186
In that situation you already lost. Might as well rape her.
>>929088
that'd be cute af if i wasn't worried she could beat me in a fight.
>>927762
I sure am glad I did not enable sound on that you gay cunt. It's shit like that why sound is not enabled site-wide.
>>929149
It's only a 100ish pounds
>>929149
>implying that's not a positive
Anyway, that only shows that she could lift you.
>>927087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxXs0Yy5-0Y
>>927087
whats this from???????????
>>927027
I usually don't come to wsg, so.. here :]
>>929084
agreed
>>927762
screamer
>>929332
What the fuck
It would've been much better without John Cena at the end
This was the first one I saved
I think I made this one. It was like, right when Webms were first enabled
First sfw webm, anyway.
>>929233
its in kilos, that is 205lbs, or maybe 200 since some womens comps might use a 5lb lighter bar, i cant recall.
>>929643
sneaky git I see what you did there
>>927138
Why boner?
>>928914
>No, it's called hate speech.
Which is also free speech, sadly.
>>929016
That was quite enchanting.
>>929332
Source for the anime?
>>927407
story?
>>928931
youtube.com/watch?v=S_doxRtYd8o
>>929885
imocho. garbo with no resolution/10. do not reccomend. mild/average amount of fanserivce
>>927762
You stupid faggot
>>929016
That was really enjoyable
>>929016
I came
Not exactly my first, but it's the first one I remember seeing that was SFW
>>929003
nasheed source
>>929149
Worried?
She'd break you in actual half.
>>929951
Goddamn that caught me off guard
huh.
>>927027
shittiest of fakest fakes ever
>>929946
>warsong gulch
my fucking sides
I'm not sure what the first webm I saved was, but this seems to be the oldest in my current webm folder.
April 30th 2014, 23:25
my oldest webm from 4chan rather than somewhere else
Sun 6 April 2014 12:42 PM PDT
from a thread called /gifstew/
>>927027
I remember the first day of weebums, this was one of the first made.
>>930075
>dat KStew
Nostalgiafu
>>929946
nice so coppers don't give a fuck when these cunts steal but they jump right in when someone tries to stop the thief. Fucking hell.
>>927839
oh my god thats beautiful
>>929902
fatties gather on a talk show to convince everyone that they tried but can't lose weight and that its hard and how its not their way of life responsible for their weight but its genetics. Guy is a phys ed teacher or something and these are his reactions
>>930130
sweden is cucked and fucked. The police have become worse since that time, now they aren't doing shit against the Moroccan "kids" that have been on a rape and robbery spree in the inner city of stockholm. They actually went after the activists that were "beating" up the moroccan teens.
>>929902
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/julius-kieser-reaction
>>929918
Still awesome
>>927762
Literal down syndrome.
>>927027
I think this is my first one
>>927027
It was on my old computer so I had to redownload it, but I'll never forget it.
Im not sure if this is the first but it's close enough
>>930473
i lost my shit...
>>929088
This make my dick go dokidoki
>>929996
dead as fuck. RIP
>>927242
JLo?
>>929274
What is happening
>>927762
>[X] FILE DELETED
>check archived version of the post on desustorage/wsg/
>404 webm not found
so if you delete your file from 4chan using the "file only" checkbox at the bottom of the page, it even deletes the file from the archive board?
I didn't know there was any way *at all* to delete something from the archive once it'd already been posted. You learn something new every day
actually it's this
That 60 fps blew my mind
>>930130
You don't get to attack people like that, sorry. If they did nothing, it would just escalate into some crazier shit that they would have to deal with, and it would become a lot more dangerous.
>>930750
I'd be impressed if things weren't hacked, I know for a fact you can't do that swipe attack more than once. It makes you unable to do actions like after you use Up B unless you get hit...but the other guy was stun locked by the moves so he sure as hell wasn't getting hit and if he was it would have knocked him about.
>>927027
May 7 2014
Also my favorite
I'm pretty sure this isn't the first one but I'm on another computer
>>927719
>Silence of retards
>>927839
what kind of sorcery is that?!?!?!?
>>931423
that ass blew my load
>>928914
Haha i like this guy a champion of freedom
>>929942
Saved
>>931178
oh god, i can't breath
>>931423
Same here
First one with sound
>>929233
It's kilos mate, I think about 110 kilos (bar is 20), so almost 250 lb.
>>929016
gunsmithing levels: ASMR
>>929996
jokes on you i get off to cheeseburgers
>>929919
kek
>>930283
am i really seeing this?
This computer is just a few weeks old.
>>929946
dat filename
>>933062
chuckled
>>931684
Quality is so shit I thought it was a parody .gif of the original parody. I know I've seen this posted elsewhere with better definition.
>>933249
No, no, nevermind I'm retarded, it's only the beginning that was doctored to make it look like .gif quality.
First one can't be posted actually, since it's above the file size limit, but this is the second.
>>929946
that guy has a flag fixation
>>929088
Oof. I bet she has really nice abs.
>>929760
Majestic as fuck.
you can obviously see why
>>933520
Fucking kek
>>929874
>sadly
fuck off. I don't agree with 99% of the shit that comes out of people's mouths, but I'm glad I live somewhere they have the right to say it without ending up in a North Korean workcamp.
>>933532
Amen brother.
When people oppose you, you don't try to silence them, you refute their arguments. That's the difference between us and Tumblrinas.
>>927238
Agreed, if you are going to go to prison for the crime anyway, then you might as well do it for real.
>>928911
Oh right, that crippled Irishman.
>>931428
You don't get to trash peoples property because you disagree with them either. In any uncucked country, he would be well within his rights to destroy the fuckwit.
>>930080
>>928885
>duplicate file exists here
I'll post the second one I saved then.
not even sure if i saved this right...
>>927027
First on this computer that is.
>>933691
What even is this?
>>929996
wtf even is this from?
>>929946
fuckin swedish facist group
>>931437
I think they're in turbo mode. Makes it so you can cancel any move into another move.
>>929874
>sadly
kill yourself kid, back to 9fag
>>932473
i lol'd but also felt bad
>>929946
bu hu. vad heter grisen i nalle puh?
>>927087
<first webm
<its just a few months old
<file name
>>933477
/an/ ain't right
>>934221
Actually I got it from /mlp/
>>933707
The guy obsessed over how his car looked and turned it into a piece of shit that can't even turn properly.
>>932819
>Not posting superior version
>>933962
>trying
>to
>maymay
>arrows
>is
>hard
>>930283
WINTER 2016 GIT HYPE
>>929016
thank you anon
>>927839
I am now a fellow believer of jesus
>>933130
dam son
>>933691
>people pay for this
>>933733
forgot the name, but the wolfgirl is from magical pokaan
>>930283
lost at BOSS logo
>>933648
This song sounds familiar
>>933733
together with the wolf girl
>>929643
who dis
>>930369
please someone put the scream from the black dude comming
>>936168
This, maybe?
https://youtu.be/jRx5PrAlUdY?t=41
>>929919
good thing this isnt a ybyl
>>931423
SAVED
>>927433
Am I the only one that noticed that when the guy falls, his ass is hanging out.. implying he pees like Butters?
>>936136
why do you post this cringe shit though, seriously
apparently I don't save too many webms
>>937966
>win this squirrel
First WebM I downloaded.
>>927027
4/7/2014
from /b/
>>930040
>BBC
m8 it's in australia u cunt
>>929016
I thoroughly enjoyed that.
>>936428
not him but thanks, was killing me
>>929965
It the filename....
fuckin kek.
>>933062
>isola del giglio
is she italian?
>>929003
would like to know the name of the nasheed
>>929016
someone should add the guy shooting a chicken into this
I generally don't save WebMs so I've only got 26 in total saved, one of which I made.
>>931354
This is CWC in his female form.
He was inside a FUCKING GAMESTOP or similar game store, defacing a Sonic Boom display because Sonic doesn't have Blue Arms.
After he was told to stop and leave the store, he walked out and maced an employee.
>>937966
Why is that bird being such a dick to those dogs?
>>935518
Still using axes? I already have artillery? Get your Civ game up kid.
>>940970
Cheers
>>929643
sauce?
>>935518
why?
>>942935
They want to move the crossing. How else are you going to get the paint off the road?
>>928880
Nobody - Asked
>>930473
my morning alarm :)
>>929016
Beautiful webm anon, that master smith practically made love to that gun. 10/10
>>940488
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
those are dolfins, you fucking disgrace of an autist
>>943136
whaaaat?
You mean cats?
>>943139
no, no
I mean dolfins
DOLFINS
cats are a different thing
not the first one I saw but first one I saved
>>929016
knew the vid already
came the first second
>>933962
the fuck dude..
>>929016
Does... does he have to register it?
>>943167
I dont know why I watched this all, but im glad I did.
>>933658
>>929084
>>929343
what is forensics
>>943642
>he thinks forensics matter!
Look at all those innocent men in prison who thought forensics would save them.
April 2014.
>>943681
2 minutes later.
>>943684
>>943681
Dem jiggle physics got me like
>>943167
First year university was a blast...
>>927027
you asked for it
>>936492
Source?
>>929874
>sadly
end ur life dummy
>>931684
classic
back from when they first got added to 4chan and everyone was like "b-b-but muh gifs"
>>940293
Glorious
>>935518
the hammers seem to be speaking chinese...i wonder what they are talking about??
>>933462
lol nope
>>927087
was kinda gay but worth holding out to the end
>>936136
consider suicide
>>938062
I'm not sure I understand, don't you normally pull your pants down past your ass cheeks when taking a shit?
>>942990
lel
>>943149
>SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG HERE OH JESUS HELP ME!!!!
my first webm was this, luckily the looping was decent.
>>944095
He was clearly pissing whilst standing up though
>>943744
That made my dick shrivel up so hard I'm still getting aftershocks.
Horrid webm
tail me who she is now!!!!!!!!!
Need MOAR!
>>944099
hahahah poor dolfincatur :(
>>930283
This fucking bullshit is still being circlejerked? Randumb number generator.
>>944283
MOD
O
D
>>935518
Minecraft
>>929274
I swear I've seen that gametop in Florida
>>942939
Paint it black.
>>933252
attaboy
>>943167
>when the black girl talks about chicken
>then the creepy whipped cream waterfalls
what the fuck is this video
>>940369
Now I really want to know what movie they are really watching.
Apparently this is my oldest webm.
May 2014.
>>944549
That's just dangerous
Oldest one was nsfw so you'll have to settle for second oldest.
>>944565
Think it's transformers
>>929946
fun fact, these guys had to call it a quits because they got beat up so much
oldest one with sound
>>927186
movie?
>>944786
i am no reading can't
>>929016
does anyone know the name of this tune ?
>>929866
What he do
>>930441
This is the most bullshit thing I've ever scene in my life.
I fucking died man I'm not even high.
Fuck you.
>>944780
sauce
>>929760
Strix nebulosa
>>944758
who the fuck spreads like that?
>>929996
I like to play a drinking game with this shit. Every time I regret my purchase I drink. Every time I cringe I drink, every time im confused-drink, think about killing myself, hate my life, wanna quit playing, feel like someone is watching me-drink to all that shit and youll hate yourlife almost as much as me.
>>932473
holy fuck it actually exploded like my Chinese cartoons
>>933648
the first cat looks just like my cat.
>>944916
Glee (Soft Piano Songs) Piano Bar Music Specialists
First song in the video and one of my favorites in this compilation,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5znVj9VUnGI&list=PLAv_1LLWHEy-UvG0TzOXAUMHz0-rX_Wfs&index=20
>>929760
Bounced his nose
>>933863
Dö i en eld
>>929024
haha that was gold
>>927407
I'm pretty sure I know that guy. This must of been before he got divorced.
>>930369
Saw that one coming
>>936109
>magical pokaan
>there will never be a season 2
>we will never get more best girl Pachira
Why even live?
>>943706
>transparent webm
The future is now.
>>928914
Edgiest of the edgelords.
>>945202
Bait
>>943894
>hammers
>>927187
Newfags calling newfags, newfags
>>927027
05/04/2015 I lurked a lot before starting a webm folder.
first webm i saved
This was right after webms were introduced iirc.
>>945015
It's a 2010 film
In the States, the title is, "Womb".
If you want to see some mom/son sexual tension, get a downloadin'.
There's them in the tub together, there's her slowly kissing his neck from behind in a way that even he gets this look like, "uh... does my mom want to fuck?" (she does) and then there's him pinning her on the beach, saying that now he can do anything he wants with her, to which she replies, "go ahead..."
>>930066
oh god, KRDK was so fucking dumb
from august 1st 2014
Hard drive got wiped.
>>948872
what anime is this from?
>>948887
fate prisma illya
>>948898
Thanks!
>>930441
MULTI TRACK DRIFT!!!
may 2014
>>940307
Someone already did, Don't have it, though
>>943789
>lrn24chanX
Miku Kohinata
>>932908
take me back
>>929016
Did he use a rock as a tool?
>>927534
strangely soothing
>>951365
2nd oldest needs a post
>>930750
either way brawls shit
>>930072
>Not bleeding Onions
>>949325
If the tools purpose is for pushing something into place with force, why bother buying anything? Just use a fucking rock
>>946604
Are you retarded? This was based brother dean and you are just mad.
>>935518
Chinese windchimes.. They have such a gorgeous, ethereal sound.
