Old thread >>827077
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8p9qorXX8k
Channels you should check out.
MassageASMR or Dmitri -https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgOfiuubHnhVrc9IEcSk1Nw
EphemeralRift - https://www.youtube.com/user/EphemeralRift His content is a bit on the weird side. Keep an open mind
Urara1966 - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiIhyfVWGSJLHMqnZMJX2hA If you're into Japanese asmr
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5VO8WlI_GE
Shameless self promotion
I upload Japanese lude ASMR or H-audio. I do upload non-lude stuff every now and again. I try my best to upload 1-2 days.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_Z3X3SuuAn6U36x7RFMNZw
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBWR3v7qe50
>hiding A U T I S M thread
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeBUF09jFVw
>>918907
Not even 20 minutes in and someone made this joke. Nice.
Even though this has been posted in the last thread, I have to post it again. It's just too weird and good.
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ztcBCanOg
what the fucking shit is this gay shit
>>918899
ASMR Song version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtJgnjlk3tI
>>919506
Doesn't really do anything for me but that's pretty fucking cool.
>>919506
holy shit my spine
>>919506
goes round and round. I am sure this is some technological wizardry as opposed to some inherent quality in the music.
>>918899
So that's what ASMR is, i'd never looked into. This does it to me for whatever reason. I can see why animals like being petted or scratched, I remember as a kid my sister used to scratch my head and I'd get that feeling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVIfSEft4SU#t=12m50s
>tfw your asmrfu is a connoisseur of gay cartoon porn
>>919525
Is that your passive-aggressive way of saying I have shit taste in music?
>>919525
Look up head related transfer functions. It's really interesting stuff.
>>919535
He could make more money if he got a machine to mass produce these.
>piece doesn't fit
>bash it with a rock
Literally caveman tier
>>918921
errm
errrr
Normaly its filled with hotgirls. But for some reason they only linked weird guys
>>919539
nah, it's fine, but more interesting experiences than that could be achieved with the effect. e.g. by combining it with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E4_SukCYF0 or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkqydMUOoEs
>>919546
stay mad homo
>>919550
So what would you consider a "normal ASMR"? The only weird thing I seemed to post was the pineapple one.
>>919546
But then they wouldn't be handmade??
Stay pleb
When it's a really good one, I get tingles in my rear neck and lower back that causes my spine to inadvertently arch.
>>920287
What triggers you the most? Always like to know different peoples triggers. ASMR is such a strange thing, with all the different ways, things and how some people can never experience it really peaks my interest.
>>920308
Anything with the right amount of bass. It's not the only thing that triggers it, but it's the one I most easily noticed.
Thoughts on novelty ASMR?
>>920322
So is it music that triggers you or just really low sounds?
>>920771
kek
>>920322
Sounds pretty fishy...
>>918899
Wth is this. I can do full budy tingling sensation like what you guys mention without any outer stimulant like this.
>>918899
Nice dub dubs
I think I can produce this feeling at will in my lower back and legs. Can anyone else do this?
>>922946
Yeah, but I definitely get stronger tingles from external stimuli.
>>920308
Watching tits jiggle. I won't make any excuses, it is what it is.
On the audible side of things it's generally innocuous, consistent noises moving around my head. Anything other than insect wings.
Tactile triggers are holding something (or someone) warm while I'm cold, or light scratching on my skin.
Olfactory things are generally heavy, umami type scents and bitter tastes.
>>920322
Apartment complex i used to live in, people below me would play music sorta loud from time to time. Wasn't too annoying and they'd listen to stuff with a lot of bass and it would do it, it was nice.
>>919546
literally retarded
>>918913
o fuck that got me
>>919546
>hand crafted perfection
>caveman
Your opinion has been discarded
>>922946
if i 'try' very hard i can make it happen in my neck/back of scalp, but it fades quick and its alot more intense from external shit. also
Ephemeral Rift is a pseudo-artistic hack.
>>925632
I can never make myself tingle by shear willpower. Then again, I never tried.
As for Rift: he is what he is. But why do you think he's a "pseudo-artistic hack"? Because he tries to hard? Seems all modern art is now a days is people trying so little and borderline retarded. You can't call someone a hack when current art is so garbage.
>>910213
>>927030
And here's one I'm sure some of you are already familiar with.
Youtube channel is Bar Times. You can just pop these filenames into Youtube and they'll show up.
>>918913
Anymore like that anon? That voice gives me chills.
Reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/0oydhPSfrF4
I only get asmr from people with heavy accents, like broken or really thick english, anyone got something for me, some videos from asmr genie and this lol is really good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qozocNiOG2k lol this is so weird
>>927104
Not a whole lot of people doing impersonation asmr's. That guys channel (the Bane guy) did quite a few impersonation videos, including a bed time story in his Bane voice. Check him out.
https://www.youtube.com/user/asmattr
>>927216
Mmm. This is why I like making these threads. I like seeing new kinds of ways to experience ASMR.
>>927758
Cool.
Stuff like this never works for me, is it because I'm expecting it as a result of this thread and focusing too hard? I'm trying to stay as neutral as possible but maybe that in itself is too much concentration
>>919550
ASMR isn't a sexual thing, it doesn't matter if it's girls or dudes
>there are people that don't experience ASMR
I feel legitimately sorry for them, it's the best feeling
>>928549
>ASMR isn't a sexual thing
This is like saying the internet isn't a porn thin, just stop.
>>928640
It isn't though
If you jerk off to ASMR you run the risk of losing the feeling entirely
>>928672
Never heard erotic Japanese asmr? And why do you think people always request girls to do kissing videos, cuddling, girlfriend rp, etc. ASMR can provide intimate contact, both eroticized and in a personalized and affectionate matter. Again, the internet is for reading articles, books, researching etc; you can also use it for porn.
There's a reason almost all the asmr is done by cute girls under 30.
>>928697
And a few cute girls that simply look under thirty.
What a strange existence they must lead...
>not effected by asmr
>like it cause its calming as fuck
>>918913
holy shitt!
This is so real! I can even him!
wow!
ally > all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kZRQbZOHzQ
>>919506
Oh god that made my heart feel weak or something, dang that was cool.
>>918903
My favorite ASMR channel is Sound Sculptures.
https://www.youtube.com/user/SOUNDsculptures
Lots of binaural videos, and also videos focused on various hobbies and examining antiques. Very relaxing channel.
Example of one of the binaural ASMR videos.
https://youtu.be/w6K5-CkPgoQ
Your welcome
I personally enjoy watching/listening to non-english ASMR videos, but mouth sounds are usually my go to.
And eating.
Koreans do know how to do eating.
I really dont like roleplay stuff, though.
Dana does good ones, and sometimes in english.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC768XN2ZjMYtNsPT6hcvbCA
Miniyu has really good eating ones.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNAA9T4V8AsCSfbSBlfeDrw
Alexa took down my favorite engrish video, but has a ton of all around sounds
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCadFggPJxPBvGZRvgUVwSig
Soy can also speak english, and too is all around.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPpYonu8HMQCvNVcG2xYgwA
Got a few japanese ones, and one BR. I tried looking for french and russian.
Accents are a massive turn on and relaxant. I only really listen to females, though.
Is ASMR the same thing as the "Bob Ross Effect"? I discovered I get that really chill feeling whenever I hear women speaking English with an Indian accent
>>929718
>Is ASMR the same thing as the "Bob Ross Effect"?
pretty much. but to me it's while pleasant, kind of a disability. i can't concentrate for shit if someone's voice gives me asmr. i remember being like 5 years old, my parents spending money on me having piano lessons, and not being able to learn a damn thing because the teacher's voice put me in a damn trance.
even spoke to my doc about asmr. she says medical science doesn't know wtf it is, but that it "might be some kind of mild seizure"
>>929133
Ally is pretty good but I like springbok and EphemeralRift better
not enough autism in here boyz
For some reason, ASMR with a man's voice does nothing for me. It's weird.
>>929732
Same here, hearing something like a rake scratching on the sidewalk would basically put me out of commission for about 30 seconds.
>>931052
i would assume you also enjoy watching the plebs try to figure this out but it seems you are involved in the activity yourself. may i ask what your intent was with this post?
I honestly feel like killing myself because i know ill never marry softannapl
>>919535
All the engravings are totally impractical. And how many does he manufacture a day?
>>920771
qt 3.14
>>929133
She single-handedly ruined ASMR. Fuck her, fuck Departures and fuck patreon
>>927090
Reposting an improved quality version of the one from last thread.
>>931644
Here comes more.
Part 1.
>>931708
Part 2.
>>931480
How did she ruin ASMR? Not arguing, I'm just out of the loop here.
>>931759
Departures, patreon and shilling so hard for occulus rift that any day she will start pooping in VR
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw89DzP4RTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YautbMuwlMI
>>919536
>gay
b-b-black butler isn't gay
>>932109
No is not gay... It's the gayest
>>927165
great
Can someone post that site from the other thread where it had all the erotic ASMR?
My personal favorite
>>933362
ye
http://asmrgonewild.com/
http://www.deglia90.com/category/nsfwasmr/
>>933481
>everything recorded with shitty mics
>nothing in binaural
>>933513
yup
>>933371
Not my proudest boner.
I can only get into unintentional ASMR. Intentional stuff makes me cringe.
>>918899
this one always gets me
>>919506
Good arranges of this song are hard to find, but you've picked out a gem, anon. Reminds me of Kikuo.
>>933694
I appreciate that you were able to do this to me on 4chan.
Does this count?
>>934305
>that fucking voice
Years of smoking, fuck, mate
>>934311
ikr lol
Does anyone know the talk radio guy that sounds just like this actor? He is really famous for it and I've no clue what his name is anymore. He was always slow in talking and emphasized things in a special way.
>>934305
>lung_cancer_patient_converses_with_David_Bowie.webm
>>920771
lol wtf
>>927165
Which one of his videos is this?
>>934345
Bitches be crazy
>>934600
She was so qt
why did she have to stop ;_;
>>934615
The feminists got her
>>918921
That's the best reaction
slowly erect
>>934737
Personal Favorites:
>MassageASMR - The best, in my opinion - male
>SOUNDscalptures - All nonverbal - female (doesn't really matter, though)
>DonnaASMR - German/Accented English - female
>GentleWhispering - Russian/Accented English - female
>RelaxingASMR - Old Man voice and fountain pens - male
EphemeralRift (male, mostly talking/RPs) can come, too, but sometimes it gets weird.
>>933371
....link?
>>927090
10/10 would have a drink and a smoke
>discover a nice channel
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBePSDQ_ArSdn-dRWmyJAEg/videos
>week later half the videos get deleted because perma virgins fucking cant stop spamming "wow ur so cute pls marry me"
i fucking hate that asmr became more popular than it was in 2011
now 3/4 of people subscribing to asmr channels are autismal no gf neets who treat asmr videos as "omg cute girl is whispering to me im in love ;_;"
FUCK
>>936050
just the free market at work
>>931727
>that happy expression
Does feeling a hentai girl's breath on your ear as in actually feeling the ear heating up and cooling down count as ASMR?
>>936142
/o/ pls
This one is my favorite channel. She's a goddess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj7fcRQuEPI
>>936479
She's pretty great
Also a 4chan browser
>>936518
Really? What boards does she go to?
>>936541
/lit/, /v/, and one other, I think.
>>936142
No, that's called synesthesia.
>>937691
Quit what? Going to 4chan? I doubt that.
>>937792
She stopped making videos for awhile, and only has just started making new ones. I missed the story about why she stopped, I think it was something to do with negative feedback that overwhelmed her or something along those lines.
>>937812
Nah, I think faggots started spamming her channel with hate mail because they found out she posted on 4chan and /r9k/ hates women and wants them off their board ree
>>933371
>exaggerated character voice in japanese
>rock hard. hardest I've ever been
>she starts making suckling noises
>goodbyeboner.jpg
what the fuck is even wrong with me anymore!?
>>919535
I still don't know IF this is hollande & hollande or Beretta.
>>937859
I choked my cat to unconsciousness this morning, and we both got boners.
>dem Heather Feather superbowl commercials
Bitch has way too much power and influence in the community
ASMR needs democracy
>>939180
She's not even that good
EphemeralRift and Springbok are much better than she is
>>936479
_literally_ perfect
Heather reigns supreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLhzyPD7DI
>>936050
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBePSDQ_ArSdn-dRWmyJAEg/videos
nice, personally the most important aspect about asmr is a voice type that works for me.
>>931316
Mah nigga. I feel your pain.
Listening to ladies speaking slavic languages in soft voices is what does it for me the most, but she is far and away the best. Dem eyes are another trigger for me, so... yeah.
So what does ASMR feel like to you? I don't think I've ever experienced it but I've heard it described as a tingly sensation and I do usually get a tingly sensation when I hear ASMR type stuff but it's more of a chills type thing and not something I'd call pleasant. Is that ASMR?
>>940938
It has a slight vibration fell that varies across the skin and that area feels slightly warmer than the rest of the skin and has a light vibration to it. The intensity oscillates.
I can concentrate and will it to happen around my chin, with aid of a sound cue I can get my head and sometimes my arms to feel it.
For some reason whenever I get a haircut that has a straight razor on my scalp, it makes a very intense feeling in a small part of my kidney and it's rather distracting.
>>931316
>tfw
she wins nomination for prettiest eyes
first time seeing the thread, goddammit, just as i was gonna leave, they keep pullin me back in
>>927165
is this guy retarded? what the fuck is going on
>>932458
yeah google ebony porn on xvideos you nigger
>>931381
>per day
Ahahaha. Those sorts of super crafted guns go for hundreds of thousands and can take years.
>>941404
He's showing off the mics. Are you retarded?
>>920771
Isn't this girl in CollegeHumor?
>>920771
I can't tell, is this supposed to be making fun of ASMR videos or is it just a joke?
Cause it's actually working for my ASMR
>all those binaural asmr video's that aren't even remotely binaural
WHY
>>927165
muuuuh fucking spine
>>933694
nice
>>942023
i know man. just gotta stick with a whitelist, unfortunately.
>>927165
What video is this from?
this thread is fucking gay
you are all homos
>>941900
it's ASMR making fun of itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dURxnOsDjFw
>>942891
Thanks for the input
>>942891
>>945065
I miss /fsa/
>>927165
holy shit, first asmr video that actually seemed to do anything
>>937831
lmao, no they don't
pretend to be a woman with "social anxiety" on /r9k/ and get swamped by unending (You)'s
>>936541
probably /f1/ on /sp/
>>919546
That defeats the purpose of being handmade.
>>946972
Why would you want handmade when a machine could make it just as well fr a fraction of the cost
>>947111
Because it's about owning a unique item that has sentimental value along with functionality. People with autism probably don't understand this so I get why you might be confused. Also, these guns sell for tens of thousands, sometimes even hundreds of thousands of dollars. They're more an heirloom than a tool.
>>918906
Finally something well hidden. you just earned yourself a sub
>>927165
The hairs on my arms just became completely erect. Source?
>>918910
Well, alright. This thread is ruined for me.
>>931052
>Korean filename
>Japanese audio
triggered
>>933694
gg mate.
>>942390
>>947868
>>934569
>>932445
>>927165
https://youtu.be/OM5tWg9UJGg
You're welcome
>>948023
Awk that's too bad, kid.
>>947849
Thanks. Means a lot.
>>940654
What do you find wrong with it. Was it a poorly made webm or loop or was the sound not to your taste? First time making an ASMR webm and I just want to improve
>>949114
I'm fully erect.
>>947757
What's the song?
>>934311
>tfw i like her voice
Might be since I first heard her as a quarian in Mass Effect 2. Fits the race well imo
Of course I would discover this sort of thing while eating a bowl of rice crispies
>>919535
Sauce on song?
>>950427
It's from My Neighbor Totoro
>>950752
It's the first song in this compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5znVj9VUnGI
>>919535
Yeah man, I tried to describe it to other people when I was a kid and they just gave me weird looks. I thought I was the only one who felt it, until it became popular on the internet a few years ago.
ASMR is one of the greatest feelings in the world if you feel it strongly.
>>919535
That webm gives me hard ASMR every time, it's so deeply satisfying and calming
>>934615
she got doxxed by some creep
>>933694
well fuck me in the ass in the name of jesus
has been 4 years since someone got me with that
>>918906
your channel is just old ass game playthroughs not any sort of asmr get that shit outa here. the webm you posted is solid tho
>>927165
this guy is great many of his videos are amazing. MassageASMR on youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgOfiuubHnhVrc9IEcSk1Nw
>>931052
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTMwNjI4MDExNg==.html?f=25873649 sauce for those interested
>>942387
only reason she has views is casue she a qt her videos are actually sub par
Belongs in /x/.
>>934615
>>950829
Incorrect. You read hearsay in a comment somewhere and just believed it. There's no evidence that she got doxed.
I saw her closing her channel from a mile away back in 2012. I stopped watching her after I saw her comment sections turning into massive flamewars. It killed the vibe.
This is ASMR, it's about relaxation, not combining irrelevant themes on your channel
The worst fucking thing you can do is introduce politics into a relaxed atmosphere the ASMR brings.
She simply wasn't smart enough to make a separate channel, I've seen it happen to good channels before
Never combine interests on your channels. For example, don't do Let's Play's and talk about how much you hate Israel. Keep your pol shit somewhere else.
It's "doxed" by the way.
>>951255
also, yes, she studied Women's Studies at school. This triggered neckbeards and, although I didn't follow what happened after the flamewars, I'm sure that lead to her being trolled off.
>>951259
ASMR=/=not porn
In fact, it's physical sensation caused by a wide assortment of stimuli. What the stimuli are is just a sidenote.
>>951266
If someone has to associate ASMR in such a sexual way they are probably a huge pleb who can't experience it in the first place. too bad for them
>>951266
The same people who confuse ASMR with porn are the same ones stalking the girls on youtube.
>>950349
scratching that is rough and blunt doesn't entice tingles
>>950763
Loud piano backtrack destroys it. You're probably an ASMR white belt.
>tfw I've started saving every video on my harddrive in case the channel gets deleted or the video gets pulled
Not really asmr but relaxing as fuck to watch
he has some amazing videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3V42KwLTeE
>>951306
You seem to be using the term ASMR wrong. It doesn't produce the tingles. It is the tingles.
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.
Tingles.
You're mixing terminology, and you're doing it wrong.
>>951298
I've seen a version that did not have the piano.
It was much better. WHY DIDN'T I SAVE IT!?
>>951418
Oh that's some good shit there, anon
Would anybody like some ASMR stuff of model trains rolling past? It's actually a really comfy sound.
>>951755
I didn't think this thread could get more autistic, but you did it. You went there.
Model trains.
Autism incarnate.
You monster.
>>951804
>ASMR
>autistic
Just because you don't experience it doesn't mean you have to take it out on us
>>951830
Model.
Trains.
Call me triggered, you won't be wrong.
But I'm warning you, don't go down that road. For your own good, shun them. You don't know. Don't let them in. Run.
>>951830
Also, I refuse to believe that there are people that can't just make their body do this at will. Just a lot of braindead dumbasses.
>>951255
she uploaded an update video that took place in a backyard, some dude recognized the place and she deleted the video a few days later. I watched that vid when it was up. After that, you could find threads on /b/ trying to get more info of her, they got her address and a few pics of her in parties
it might not be the main reason she deleted her channel but it sure scared her.
>Go to the ASMR community on Reddit
>Used to be able to get all sort of good shit there
>Check weekly top
>Nothing but girlfriend roleplay or makeup asmr
These threads are a million time better whenever they crop up.
>>951418
good stuff there, relaxing indeed
>>952107
Why would we give a fuck about reddit? Fuck off.
>>951182
She's one of the only ones who does good binaural kissing/ breathing though.
reddit is shit for almost everything. If you find decent asmr make it into a webm and contribute. As of right now it feels like there is barely anyone posting actual content here.
>>933694
Fuck you anon
>>952275
>he doesn't like rick astley
It's a great song, man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOp75tT8AjM varg deliverying some god tier unintentional asmr
>>918910
the most disturbing part is that it fucking works, really really well in fact
TYO CHODE MOGO, TOW YAH
>>918899
the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuE6AMqN5U
>>918913
That's one shitty impression
>>951416
do you have Ting Tingling ASMR vids by any chance?
>>933694
kek
>>919536
not going to lie this made me laugh
>>918907
yup
>>952078
Jeeze. That'd do it.
>>918913
liam neeson
>>937862
Holland and Holland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLxDRb7yWnw
Soothing noises
>>936479
She worked up the courage to do vids again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RoNVkHWdYc
>>957667
scariest thing I've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1BS8O9Pup0
https://arma3.com/assets/audio/arma3_eden_top10_audio_sample.wav
>>958092
This isn't ASMR
>>958180
>bi-directional audio
Recently I've fallen into deep slumber much easier with the help of these videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF8XVgxLER4
(pornstar cherrycrush trying asmr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDmfH9lfDe8
the video that started it all for me; OneLilium, ftw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhiL9J8Rilk
These videos with nature ambiance surround sound
>another universe/mind blown
I don't understand how people can like this shit
All I feel is cringe and disgust when I hear any of these
>>958388
(you)
>>958388
I wonder if truly any1 can get this feeling
Do you listen with headphones on? start with some simple asmr
>>958388
You are not alone. Just be aware that there are various levels of cringe at work here. You have the bog standard ASMR that's just a bit weird, collages of noises which are autistic as fuck, then you move on to the various "mouth sounds", which are disgusting and in some cases rage inducing (sounding like someone giving a sloppy blowjob) and finally you have the roleplaying ASMR's which are either distilled cringe (in cases of "girlfriend") or comedy gold (like that ASMR of the torture scene from Taken).
All in all another reminder of just how lonely people are.
>>958329
>mfw first finding cherry did asmr
>>958651
>mfw first finding cherry did porn
>>958846
doesn't she still only do scenes with her bf
literally wife-tier
>>958615
You clearly don't understand ASMR or are baiting. It's not about loneliness. People are experiencing a pleasant feeling listening that you do not experience.
>>958329
The only way to kill a hockey puck is to introduce another, stronger puck.
>>959305
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>>957725
What's wrong with her hands?
>>931644
im impressed that he can even hold ice for that long, I can barely hold a handful of ice cubs for maybe half a minute before it stings my skin
>>959695
He probably pre-heated the ice
>>931381
It's a show piece you fucking sperg. They aren't meant to be taken down the range and bashed around you thick cunt.
