If anyone has more gifs or webms of automotive related shit please share
>1 of something
this is going to be a mix
so many /gif/t boxes
>>878875
this seems dangerous
>>878903
why you don't like a screwdriver to the head? it is a very good drink
>>878912
>lighting a cigar with a lighter
shit drink
that's all folks
I love this thread and today I have fully embraced my autism.
>>878894
What is this?
>>879174
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankel_engine
wankel rotary engine
>>878934
Jesus, thats crazy
>>879174
Wankle style rotary engine. Like rx-7 mazda.
>>878892
How does he keep his hands that steady?
This may or may not be a trailer for a watch.
>>878937
>>881306
It's very cool to do once. Then you use CNC.
>>878897
Why is there 2 pistons? The bottom one isnt even sealed to the cylinder
>>878918
you probably use a zippo, fagget
>>883022
It's a Stirling engine. No one is really sure how they work exactly, but they do.
>>881306
Looking at all of these i feel all that hard work and effort is wasted since the end result is just a watch.
>>883178
>since the end result is just a watch
not just a watch.. a fucking abort of a piece of jewelry for people so rich that they have lost any sense of good taste
>>883202
https://youtu.be/Vpvxg0-WChY?t=9m26s
>>883178
>>883202
It's not a watch to be worn, it's a piece of art. It's one of the most complex watches ever built, and only seven were made. It was done to show off what the craftsmen were capable of (and pay their salaries, obviously).
If you've ever built anything mechanical, you should be able to appreciate the beauty of an incredibly complex, precise piece of machinery regardless of what it does.
>>878882
This is the strangest boner in my life
>>878873
Hey op, I think you misused automotive in your description. I think you should have used mechanical\industrial.
>>878955
I could use one of those for when my anus just wont do it
>>883759
The basic principle is easy to understand, but the strirling cycle is a bitch to pin down though.
>>878873
https://youtu.be/pBMHi209MyA
https://youtu.be/VE_4zHNcieM
>>881204
years of practice
>>878884
>posting pony stuff
gtfo
Automation eh?
There's 2 other dolls like this, one plays music and the other draws 2 pictures on paper. All were made by the same person.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaquet-Droz_automata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY_wfKVjuJM
>>884002
whoa..
>>878873
is this how balls of steel are made?
>>878952
No it doesnt, it grown on pasta trees, I saw a documentary once
>>878884
always loved the level of skill in this.
>>884002
What the fuck
>>878939
What is this and how do I weaponize it?
>>886319
Google, "Strandbeest" and go from there. Some of them are pretty cool because they have energy storage, reverse-on-impact, reverse-on-sensing-water, and other "survival" features.
>>886572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYGJ9jrbpvg
>>878878
MOTHERFUCKING
>PHYSICS
UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
>>878882
>saved for future reference.
>>878934
Kinda wanna put my dick in there. Help.
>>886767
Um, actually you would be perfectly fine. The heating you see is because of the induction in ferromagnetic materials
>>884002
Holy shit that's amazing
Just read the wiki article about this guy, the other two are pretty sweet also but this one takes the cake
>>886778
Do you think the iron in his blood would spin his dick around ?
>>878875
That's cool, but what was he doing with the back of the screwdriver against the wheel?
>>878878
I want 10.
>>887298
He stops it
>>887298
Slowing the wheel down to make attaching easier the belt.
>>878892
How much does a watch like this cost?
>>887305
anywhere from several hundred thousand to millions
>>878939
Hey, I can see someone's footsteps pushing it from behind, that's cheating!
>>878929
>49.9
>49.9!!!
TRIGGERED
>>878914
Those last few seconds of engraving. Imagine if your hand slipped after all that work. True artisans
>>887379
They are moving it into position so the wind can catch it and move it on its own. All those are wind powered.
>>878934
Reminder to our new employees:
Don't wear ferrous belt buckles.
>>887305
that one in particular is Patek Philippe Grandmaster Chime and costs somewhat close to 3 million $
>>883355
They are only sold to people who meet the owner of the company and if owner likes them enough to sell them this masterpiece
I doubt any arabs or faggots got it
>>883170
Uh..pretty sure that's a myth--like how scientists supposedly don't know how bumblebees fly.
Physics, bitch.
>>878955
Tacobell.gif
>>878912
>a smokers cough in liquid form
>>878920
I, II, III and IIII? Wut, shouldn't it be IV?
>>878878
Is that a gyroscope?
>>901114
It was always written IIII on clocks because you could somehow confuse IV and VI because of the ways it's tilted so they kept it that way when they first made watches and it stayed like this
>>887253
>Dumb Idea: The Engine
>>901152
Thank you for your answer, kind anon.
>>901152
>you could somehow confuse IV and VI
Only if you're a fucking retard
>>901289
>implying medieval peasants weren't fucking retards
>>901300
>>901289
I read a really cool paper recently on estimating medieval IQs from the percentage of the population that could remember their own age.
Basically, if you look at really old survey data, youll find a disproportionately large amount of people reporting that they are x0 or x5 years old (as in 30, 35, 40, 45). People would just lose track and report estimates rounded up to nice numbers. And here is the thing, your ability to report your own age demonstrates your capacity to remember and your capacity to do simple math, which are both components of modern IQ tests. By measuring how large the effect of people rounding their own ages, you can get some idea of what percentage of that population was that stupid.
>>901140
Indeed
>>878873
">requests automotive gif thread
>posts gif of glass marbles being formed
"
>>884237
no
>>879174
Thats a dorito doing the dance that it does OH so well.....Until the apex seal fail.
>>884019
Looks like this fella is shifting with his left hand.
Either an aussie,or a brit...
Whatever thanks for this gif buddy,makes me feel like less of an ogre when I don't use the clutch past 1st gear.
>>881308
Psst. Thas a boxer engine.
Really named .... boxer throwing punches.
Flat 4 flat 6. as oppesed to inlines 4/6
V4/V6
Porches/ Volkswagen use this alot.
Subaru uses this. (but when lifting the hood,subarus look more cluttered,hard for a non enthusiast to identify)
>>878912
All I can think when I see this is how good of a buttplug that glass stopper would be.
Kill me.
>>901427
Did OP mean Automation
o ve
Automotive
only three letters off
either way I'm satisfied
>>883823
Is the headlight flashing intentional or am I seeing some crazy AC alternation on/off bullshit?
>>887292
Don't leak our secret cockter design.
>>887238
>this one takes the cake
and it probably ate it too
>>878929
what part of the watch is this?
>>901438
Hue,hue,
only major flaw in such a beautiful design
>>883648
i think he meant automation
>>883835
this one is way better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WkWNDDrQO4
>>878912
How much does a drink like this cost?
>>884002
This is amazing.
>>878873
i laugh at everyone in these threads, go be a mechanic and work in a factory like i do.. none of this crap impresses me anymore
>>909068
DAAAYUM NIGGA U SO EDGEY HOLY FUCK
>>878950
I thought this was reversed
>>878944
>Let the Germans design a brake pedal
>>909043
last i saw in a thread was like $15-20
no idea for sure though
>>909068
because every thread was made with you in mind. Get a load of this fucking jackass.
>>909157
they've never had a bad idea :)
>>878918
Lighting a cigar with a gas lighter is fine. You're not supposed to light a cigar with a fuel lighter like a Zippo though due to the strong smell of the fuel.
>>901429
>Global warming
>>878929
Surely this process could be made faster.
>>909068
Sure thing, kid.
>>889518
Stirling engines are far from a myth. You can buy kits online to build your own.
>>909392
this makes me so happy
>>909407
I believe he was saying it was a myth that Scientists don't know how it works.
>>879174
wanker engine
>>878939
Makes me think of Starcraft 1. Protos, to be specific. Can't recall the name of the unit.
>>905394
LED lights flash when viewed in slow motion. In regular motion they would appear like ordinary lights.
>>905394
tl;dr pulse width modulation, they flick them on and off really fast to save energy and to control brightness, predominantly just headlights, tail/rear lights not so much
>>909535
Reaver?
>beepoopdebop
>dushdushdush
>>909843
They used to do it with headlights when car manufacturers first started using LEDs. During the year or two they were doing that, if you moved your eyes quickly you could see the taillights strobing. It was extremely disorienting. I assume that's why they don't do it anymore.
>>905394
Light breaks to help it go around corners better.
>>909969
When I don't add a smoothing capacitor to my circuits, the transistor for the LED I'm suing will cause that very same effect. It is weird as fuck. I can't imagine seeing that at night with all the cars on a busy street.
>>901168
Up until around the 1950's, airplanes almost exclusively used engines like that to drive propellers. Now most propeller aircraft use flat 4 or 6 engines.
>>910014
that thing could drink kuwait for breakfast
>>910291
Look up "Beast of Turin" on vimeo
>>909372
>saudi arabia on fixing the oil prices
fucking greedy goat fuckers
>>878933
is that tire rim?
food
NOT food, be careful
>>910637
IRL ornithopters
>whoever controls Arrakis controls the spice.webm
>>910270
Actually, the original rotaries died out at the end of World War 1.
>>901433
Setting a record for fastest belt change. Did it on an old VW Bug.
>>901114
Back in early Roman days usage of Roman numerals wasn't as standard as it is today. There was more use of "additive" methods (adding numbers such as going from III to IIII) rather than using subtractive methods (subtracting numbers such as going from III to IV [5 less 1]).
>>901152 is wrong If that were the case nine would be written as VIIII instead of IX.
>>910629
I'm in love.
>>910636
>>878950
entropy.webm
nice.
>>910844
kek
>>910636
>buy 10,000$ robodick that takes up a lot of space
>just plug in a cable yourself
People who seriously consider buying that should be shot on sight
>>884023
When I was younger, my mom told me that the 4 stroke cycle work like by saying;
>Suck, Squeeze, Bang and Blow.
I still tell people the same thing now.
>>910614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>884002
This looks like something straight out of a national treasure movie
>>911171
KRUPP STEEL
>>909535
Dragoon.
>>910635
so that's how the twin towers fell
>>910014
that engine literally wants to go fly away and blow the fuck up
>>910618
going for that ass like
>>887347
Nigga u dum as heall
>>911576
wat
>>911576
>no sound
The ridiculous noise that thing makes is the best part of the video.
>>878884
The horse looks so inacurate and disproportioned.
>>878878
the gyrotron
>>910621
do they recycle the scraps because that seems like a lot of waste
>>909367
That machine looks evil as hell despite having such a nature friendly purpose.
ULA's strategy for "reusable" rockets.
>>910635
this is one way how to make a single toothpick
>>910635
Tree Successfully Deleted
>>883593
are you german?
>>884023
Shitty rip of a good website that is.
>>901140
actually, it's three gyroscopes
>>909068
I tip my fedora at you, good sir
>>910635
that's some Ferngully shit
>>878934
What is that?
>>913710
Induction Heating.
OC
>>913715
Thanks, I'll look it up.
>>911590
Since ballistic missiles don't have ears, it doesn't matter too much. lol
>>911902
That's retarded.
>>883648
Diarrhea
>>911653
Let's see yours then.
>>913716
That's a big Webm
>>910621
Weirdest fucking Stanley Cup I've ever seen...
>>910635
Is there a new James Bond movie coming out?
>>910601
There goes my illusion of italian grannies with tweezers doing the pasta-twisting.
>>910629
Anyone have the one with the two katana weilding bots mirroring each other?
>>913788
Just because someone can't do something doesn't mean they can't be a critic.
I don't have to be able to sing just to tell you that someone sucks at singing.
Same way that I don't have to be able to make a glass horse just to say that it's disproportionate.
