anybody else find these hilarious? as shit as /pol/ is they have good memes
awesome :^) post more
>>875149
>>875163
das rite
>>875172
DONT YOU DARE
>>875161
sorry i don't save webms often so i have a really shit collection
From the baltimore protests I think
>>875198
And they wonder why people hate them.
Bad OC incoming
>>875198
what the fuck
why are they talking russian all of a sudden
is this two video clips put together
>>875203
DAMN IT i thought this was warcraft 3 before i clicked it
it's 50% funny anon
Also related, taken from some australian show where the topic was body weight and some hambeast was defending being fat
>>875207
It's Russia Today m8, a Russian propaganda machine in non-russian speaking countries
>>875198
> Attacking pyccкaя girl
Fucking niggers
>>875207
Because the news reporter was from Russia Today
>>875209
>Russian propaganda machine
лoл
> a Russian propaganda machine in non-russian speaking countries
>>875222
You're goddamn right
>>875198
fucking niggers man
>>875219
I do and will forever love this.
>Murica police
>>875198
Whta happened to her?
>>875224
wow
i love russia.
i need to learn russian so i can #slavpride
>>875244
>i need to learn russian
ты дoлжны
>>875221
I saw one similar to this with Putin, do you happen to have it?
>>875228
lol the one that went down right on to the most concentrated group of candles.
>>875203
Wow that actually caught me off guard and got me to chuckle, good stuff
>>875228
lel that was pretty good
>>875203
I thought this was gonna be a vinesauce video at first for some reason
>>875198
>get caught red handed
>DINDU NUFFIN, WUSNT ME
What the fuck
>>875198
Coulda shot a couple more. Mighta improved the neighborhood a bit.
>>875228
why are they all running?
>>875219
Counting all 3 Fox's as different and Disney is split as well.
Whose the real Jew here?
>>875163
Now thats a mindfuck for that Jew
>>875163
Oppression Olympics.webbum
>>875224
Sauce?
>>875366
>>875224
Guys what was that movie called?
>>875798
Because
>We are not afraid of Terrorists
>France Proud!
Then suddenly panic.
Its a fucking joke. They keep saying one thing while doing the exact opposite. EU politics and libtards in general.
The one running over the candles should have a merkelface shooped over him.
>>875198
I don't understand what's happening in this clip ..
>>875897
They dindu nuffin
>>875203
link to the video?
>>876154
The .webm pretty much has everything already, but here you go anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Dr2Z31Xr4
>>875894
Uh oh, we've got a bad ass.
>>875195
What movie is this from?
>>875198
This happened during the first Ferguson riots.
This reporter is from RT - Russian news; hence the russian. She is interviewing some youths who give naturally dindu nuffin and they try and steal her bag while she is filming. No joke, while the entire police force of the entire state is within a half mile of them, they try and steal a news reporter's bag while she is filming them.
She is upset in the video, other than the obvious reasons, because the bag had her passport, contacts information, and other really important shit
>>875149
/pol/ memes are godawful. Everyone on /pol/ is too busy being resentful, bitter, and agitated to be capable of creativity.
>>876176
>die biest kruezung
>>876377
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>876225
rules of engagement i think
>>875198
Well, did she get her bag back, I couldn't tell.
>>876377
K.
>>876241
That kid was from our site as far as i recall.
Here's a classic
>>876181
Liberal faggot noted.
>>876242
Whenthecheckdropsatthewelfareoffice.gif
>>875198
>not expecting them to fuck with you
Just dumb.
>>875149
>"it's free speech"
>"no, it's hate speech"
why not both?
>>876477
It doesn't work that way
>>876481
>It doesn't work that way
We talking about a machine that breaks down or something?
>>876482
"hate speech" is just an invention by butthurt leftists who try to ban free speech, any person who understands what free speech means wouldn't even utter such a stupid thing as "hate speech"
>>876483
>banning free speech by exercising it
k
>>875239
Sauce on the song?
>>876485
Free speech means that a person is allowed to say whatever he wants
The phrase "hate speech" is used as a means to stop people from calling others faggots and nigger, it's literally not free speech when you ban "hate speech"
I admit that you could use "hate speech" as a neutral term, but I have never before seen anyone do that
>>876493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIzn4f1oD00
Here you go
>>876226
What the fuck are they shooting?
>>876495
>ban "hate speech"
has that ever happened?
>>876498
Looks like one of those fireworks you put on the ground that shoot multiple rounds.
That webm looks fun to be honest though.
>>876501
Yes, just ctrl+f hate speech and read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_speech_by_country
>>875894
>not running away from gunfire when you're unarmed
fine line between fearlessness and stupidity
>>876505
How is it in based USA?
>>876510
From what i read about 350 universities have written codes that ban hate speech, but they've been mostly rejected in courts because it's a violation of the 1st amendment.
Other than that, if your country keeps heading the same way you'll be banning hate speech before long
>>876477
>>876481
>>876482
>>876483
>>876485
>>876495
>>876501
To be more precise, "hate speech" is a loaded term. Outside of the US it refers to types of speech that are criminalized. Inside the US, it's a concept invented and exclusively used by people who are arguing that racist/sexist/whateverist speech should be exempt from Fist Amendment protection. So to use the terminology properly, hate speech and free speech cannot coexist.
>>876517
Couldn't put it better myself, but
>Outside of the US it refers to types of speech that are criminalized.
This isn't really accurate, because your concepts spread everywhere globally and as such the use of hate speech has most likely already changed outside the US
Seriously, we've already gotten an Estonian article as to how we have "white privilege" even though our ancestors haven't ever met black people and we were the ones who were the slaves and minorities inside larger countries for 2x as long as black people ever were.
>>875178
DAS RITE
DAS RITE!
>>875172
DAS RITE!
KAAAAAAANGS
ebony muff suplex anyone?
>>876388
Well if we have the video odds are she walked away with everything. No way those niggers would just steal her bag with a few bills and some blocked cards and not that expensive professional camera she prolly had with her.
>>875194
>/pol/ lacks so my self-awareness that they don't realize this is making fun of their worldview
>>876594
>he doesn't know that it's self-deprecating humour, because he's a little special snowflake who gets mad at the first bad thing anyone says about him
>>876596
Are you describing me or the average /pol/ack?
>>876599
I am describing you, at least /pol/acks don't get butthurt about every single bad joke directed at them like tumblrinas do
>>876602
>>876599
Both of you stop fingering each other and post webms or relevant shit.
>>876606
Already posted all the real relevant ones, will post some ISIS
>>876574
I've never understood this mentality
"oh well gun control laws won't prevent all gun crimes, so why even try?"
"You could say the same about literally every law. Guess I should be allowed to kill children then rape them on live television because hey, none of those laws have completely eliminated their crimes right?"
"Yeah well, why should we believe stricter laws will actually affect anything?"
"Because we literally have contemporary data about other civilized countries doing it? Let me ask, how many fucking school shootings does Britain have?"
Also maybe relevant
>>876580
Around blacks never relax
Coalburner burnt the coal and has taken the toll.
>>876602
They get butthurt at equally stupid shit that doesn't affect them at all, like interracial relationships or gay marriage.
They can only handle banter if it's against people they don't like.
>>876614
>doesn't affect them at all
That's like saying people getting mad at ISIS murdering civilians in the Middle-East and planning complete destruction of all other religions doesn't affect you because you don't live in the Middle-East
All actions have consequences, Ancient Romans accepted germanics and celts into their armies, why would the regular citizens care about something like that? And yet that was the start of what led to Rome's collapse.
>>876606
Story behind this?
>>876608
Britain has less gun crime but their violent crime rate skyrocketed after their gun ban laws, as well as Australia. Not to mention that their buybacks did nothing to actually get guns off the streets.
The fact remains that the majority of mass shootings take place in gun free zones. What would obviously stop them, and does, is good guys with guns, in the form of trained law enforcement or trained concealed carry permit holders.
>>876609
It is spelled Kafir
>>876631
Don't mind the names, I downloaded those 3 webms from a ftp server that was full of webms like that, haven't changed the names, I forget what it was though.
Also, isn't it Kaffir?
>>876634
No it is كافر (kafir)
There is no sheddah (double consonant) and the first syllable is long. It is fatha then kesra.
>>876636
...!
Why do you know so much about this?
>>876388
No, the guy who ran didn't have it.
>>876639
I am Muslim and I studied arabic for a year overseas. I was stopped by airport security for like two hours coming back
>>876629
Problems with that
1. Police can't be everywhere. Unless you want to fund the government like crazy and have an army of police running around, they're still gonna take several minutes to get anywhere.
2. The idea that some fat guy with a pistol to compensate for his lard coated dick is gonna take out a shooter is stupid. Chances are they're either gonna run, or they're gonna shoot and hit people in the cross fire. Shooters have no fear, no self preservation, and usually have much better weapons and often body armor. Mr. Second Amendment is gonna get fucked.
Also, the violent crime has gone way up not because of the lack of guns, but because of the fact that about 10 billion lawless arabs have flooded in.
>>875203
Is that a man playing a kids game?
>>876644
Did they discover the bombs?
>>875221
Fuck I love these.
>>876649
I am sure there is a snappy remark for this that would be funny, not spiteful and good humoured but I cannot think of one.
>>876652
The joke is probably hiding beneath the goat-wife's burka and i can personally guarantee that it would have been 100% Haram
>>876226
ha ha holy fuck
that really brings back memories. we had battles all the time like that. i even got one right in the mouth one time, burned the shit out of the roof of my mouth and everything tasted and smelled like sulfur for a WEEK
>>876227
>really important shit
>not taped to your body
>>876660
Do you have the original of the isis song? I've been wondering what they are actually singing.
>>876603
This is the black culture that weve been warned not to culturally appropriate because it needs to be protected.
>>876663
This
I tape down my wiener and balls every time I go to the dragqueen runway show, Its common sense really..
>>876671
Yuh senpai our culture is ancient n shieett we was kangs doin bootay dancin in egypt muh nigga
>>876608
Did you copy paste that from your highschool civics class paper, or are you just that uneducated?
>>876620
The man was trying to commit suicide and the cops wanted to stop him. The reason he's flailing around is cause of the burns he got
>>876646
>Problems with that
>2. The idea that some fat guy with a pistol to compensate for his lard coated dick is gonna take out a shooter is stupid.
>I don't agree with guns but every guy with guns is a total fatass, no every single gun owners never does anything but eat big macs and talks about guns.
That's exactly how you sound you retarded cunt.
>>875218
enjoy your business pathetic slavic scum.
oh wait, Putin owns it all....
aHAHAHAHA!!!! Fucking stupid pathetic ass rusky-dumbshits.
>>876226
wtf war of the roman candles?!
>>876506
fucking foreigners man.
Pathetic as socialists from pathetic ass socialist countries don't have a clue what the fuck fun is.
So, be thankful you're a fucking American... The rest of the world is absolute shit... Fucking russians think they're better than everybody else, but they can't invent shit that somebody didn't come up with before them...
Russians are literally white niggers.
>>876739
Stay mad Amerishit
I'm Mexican if that makes you fell better, oh wait ... > Muh wall
>>876752
Fell better... Nice. Please proof read.
>>876481
If hate speech is illegal then there is no such thing as free speech.
>>876762
Я мeкcикaнeц, я лyчшe чeм ты глyпый aмepикaнeц. Taк нeт.
>>876752
shit happens...
Fortunately I'm not the nine month bowel movement of my mother light skinned nigger.
Your civilization was so pathetic it was easily conquered by the european faggots that were actually conquered by fucking arabs...
Talk about low ass pieces of shit. What has your country ever produced besides drugs? Jack shit.
You must be in America you fucking faggot; to be a Mexican and have internet.....
>>876770
> American education comment
And you think America is part of Europe?
You was conquisted too, and of course it wasnt by guns, it was by viruses and sickness.
In your case, you was conquisted by infected blankets Stupid Amerishit,
глyпый aмepикaнeц
>>876776
>implying small pox wasn't brought over by seals
It pays to keep on these sorts of things so you don't end up looking retarded.
>>876778
>seals
>>876617
why
>>875149
This isn't really funny at all.
>>876647
>triggered
>>875149
I love going this university, these people show up all the time.
oh wow. so this is what counts as humor on /pol/? all i see is shitty unfunny race memes. well, let me scrape the bottom of the barrel and see what i can dig up.
>>876821
based tyrone
>>875194
Is this where the hapi merchant meme came from?
>>876820
vine cancer
>>876238
Any link to the real video?
>>876776
I love reading this in the typical Mexican accent. keep the third world keks coming.
>>875470
pol gets a summer job
>>876238
>lunchbreakonwallstreet.webm
>>876594
>not understanding that by operating under the guise of satire they can increase general awareness of the Jewish menace
>>875227
>I like to imagine his front teeth cracking on impact. Satisfying
>>876242
>manlytearsshowinghowhighhehastoreachtofingerhisgf
>>876704
fuck off cunt
>>876611
i been looking for meme magic evidence, im pretty sure this thing is into something.
getting close there, i think it has to do with so many of us sharing them and thinking about them, is like if we praying to them and giving them power.
Will keep you posted when my research is over.
>>876176
Why do mouses have such big ears?
Because sound is free
>>876611
we illuminati now
>>876564
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>876617
story?
>>875203
sauce 4 the music at end?
>>876778
i wanna see him spray the shit out of that gun.
>>876935
Dad decides to stuff baby dindu in the washer as a prank.
Tells mama, they chuckle, try to open door.
Door auto locks and they can't get him out. Cue the ensuing freak out.
>>876704
This is america, friendo. You ever live in the south? I live in arizona and every open carry I've ever seen has either been fat white guys or tiny skinny fags with the personality of a Chihuahua.
Maybe it's different elsewhere, but I won't trust my safety to the average 80 point IQ Trump supporter down here, waving his Desert Eagle around and screaming about the government coming for him.
>>876616
boy that taser sure looked highly effective
>>876939
Heute gehört uns Deutschland, und morgen die ganze Welt
>>876982
PCP man.
>>876978
I live in Georgia and the opposite is true. Most are proud carriers and aren't super fat. I'd imagine it's the same there but you see what you want to see.
>>875255
filename/10
>with war at doorstep Vlad, all is less boring.
>>876234
reminds me of that beta version of battlefield where the camera was all screwed up.
>>876564
turkey and germany at least have this in common : they give free showers to minorities.
>>876226
Fucking wizards, are ruining the neighborhood. Don't get surprised when muggle flight happens, and the district is flooded by dementors and shit.
>>876985
I dunno, arizona is pretty fucking hilarious. Remember, they keep trying to leave the union.
>>875149
http://www.spi0n.com/reich-friends-hitler/
>>877058
See the cop smiling, kek.
>>877042
Taser effectiveness varies from person to person, just like pepper spray. Drugs can certainly be a factor, but adrenaline, individual pain tolerance, mental state, and others can have an effect too. Tasers also only work if both probes get good skin penetration, preferably with a foot or more separation between them and on the core of the body. If the probes are less than 4 inches apart or hit on an extremity, the effect is much weaker.
>>876523
>Seriously, we've already gotten an Estonian article as to how we have "white privilege"
Clamp down on that shit hard mate. Write an opinion article to whatever news source ran it and mock the hell out of it for the reasons you just said. It's a nasty subculture once the youth get into it.
Of course, for you, this is all in vain because Estonia cannot into Nordic.
>>876752
>muh wall
Trump and Putin are actually bros.
>>875219
Murdoch is not jew.
>>876821
Jesus christ based tyrone
>>876629
>violent crime rate skyrocketed after their gun ban laws, as well as Australia.
>Not to mention that their buybacks did nothing to actually get guns off the streets.
You what? Where the fuck are you getting this info from mate? I don't know who told you that it does nothing to actually get guns off the streets because it's not that easy to just walk down the street and obtain a gun from anywhere like from a drug dealer in Aus as opposed to say in Chicago or Detroit.
>>876608
You are so smart.
>>876226
I use to love doing that. Burned some holes in my pants.
>>876477
Speech is protected as long as it doesn't actively advocate a crime.
For example, Brother Dean has the right to say "YOU DESERVE RAPE."
However, he is not protected when he goes and says "X DESERVES TO BE RAPED."
He can be found liable in count.
>>876982
you have to hit them perfectly on the skin for it to work. and even then its a 5/7 chance.
>>875219
i neatly pissed myself at the music
>>876646
>Shooters have no fear, no self preservation, and usually have much better weapons and often body armor
When was the last time anything remotely like this happened? All of the major shooting in recent history have
been perpetrated by haphazardly armed amateurs, who barely get their kill counts into the double digits before
getting taken down. Even the recent terrorist attacks barely resulted in any deaths compared to attacks such
as 9/11. Think about that. 20 dudes with box cutters and plane tickets managed to kill more than 15 times the
number of people as ten+ armed gunmen did in paris. Two jihadists armed to the teeth with explosives and
assault weapons barely managed to take out a room of office workers in California. Once you learn to accept
guns aren't to root of all evil, or the deciding factor in someone's ability to kill, maybe you'll be able to think of
to real solutions to violence.
>>876881
m8, that's like text book chaos magick.
'Changing reality into conformity to the will'
>>877119
and the fucking music. I found a new favorite webm. thank you anon, thank you.
>>876377
retard alert.
>>875149
>you communis fagget
everytime
>>877058
what's a "mic check"?
>>877235
Occupy Wall Street movement: Yelling “mic check” mobilizes Occupiers into a game of political repeat-after-me, uniting the crowd and spreading the speaker’s comments without amplification.
>>876681
pfffff, I almost didn't catch that file name. Tyrone-asaurus! Top kek!!
>>876616
I like to think he got that bitch in the end, happily ever after :)
>>875198
>be RT reporter
>get paid by Moscow to make American police look like fascists
>get paid by Moscow to make Black Americans look like poor little angels
>get robbed by Blacks
>cry, cry, cry, cry
>run to the American police
>beg them for help
>get help from polite, civilized American police
>go back to being a fucking piece of shit Moscow propagandist
And yet so many of you faggots think Putin is our savior.
Fuck you all.
>>876857
ayyy el gringo puto
>>877262
lol all this butthurt
>>876822
kek
>>876646
>The idea that some fat guy with a pistol to compensate for his lard coated dick is gonna take out a shooter is stupid.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2015/10/03/do-civilians-with-guns-ever-stop-mass-shootings/
>>876580
see this and think they will never be productiv livings. why you alive?
>>877262
man, no one in Russia talks about nignags like that, or thinks like that or defending them. You got too much propaganda from CNN
>>877307
It's not about protecting nignogs, it's about demonising America, and Russia does plenty of that.
>>876779
https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=small+pox+seals&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=N9t9VuulNaKxmwW6jrawAg
>>876881
Check out the term 'Egregore'
>>876564
Go be gay some where else.
>>876947
baby dindu didnt die tho right?
h-he was okay and the parents just got a big scare and learned a lesson in being care r-right?
p-pls
>>876608
when people say we should ban guns I like to ask them how is the war on drugs going?
>>875198
Niggers gonna nig.
>>875470
as a german I would have went out of the house ans salute this fine men with a loud "HEIL HITLER!"
>>877170
5/7?
>>876752
>mang stay mad mang amerika sux mang tht wall no keep me out mang im in amerkiga now mang
>>877345
Too bad you'd be thrown in prison and you'd be forced to be re-educated in a mosque.
>>877226
It's the way he says it that gets me.
A true hero.
>>877358
this is taking place in american as far as I can tell...so ha...no jail time for me nigger!
Also why you gotta put salt into the wound?
I know my country is going to shit :(
No need to fuck us even harder then we already get
>>877361
What the fuck. Did someone tell him to do that or is he just fucking stupid and thinks that's what they do in Germany?
>>877361
I really hope Germany recovers from this current madness, i love you guys. We are not doing much better in Holland but you guys seem to be fucked so much more.
Also Groß Germanische Reich when?
>>875228
Someone on 4chan actually did this
>>877369
Oh! Dat is goed! hartelijk dank!
Nederland is een prachtig land. Mijn Nederlands is slecht...i understand most of it though when i hear it
>Also Groß Germanische Reich when?
I hope soon my friend
Zalig Kersmis!
>>877367
I dont know. You would be suprised how little people know about Germany. It's a shame really. All they know is the third Reich because they are uncultured and uneducated fools.
>>877377
I have the same with German, can understand far better than i can speak it.
Fröhliche Weihnachten!
Might be weird coming from an American, but I love Germans. Hopefully you guys start getting rid of the pests that have invaded your great country. Best of luck.
>>877388
Why would it be weird? You guys didn't do shit in ww2
>>877400
>You guys didn't do shit in WW2
Are you lost? Are you trying to find >>/pol/
>>877334
Who cares? Either way it's a win.
>>876666
So, nobody is going to notice the satanic quads here ? ok then.
>>875224
>nazi brand nazi water
>for the nazi inside of you
>>875207
She was from a russian news source.
>>875198
lol at incompetent american police stopping the woman but not the nigger that stole her bag
>>877443
Are you blind? The nigger was on the ground in a white shirt screaming "I dindu nuffin!"
>>877158
>He can be found liable in [court]
No, he can't.
>>876606
GET DA WATER NIGGA
>>877308
literally everyone does that, you are the assholes of the world.
>>877454
Not American, and however bad Americans are, Russians would be 10x worse in the same situations.
>>875897
Child of Obama being assailed by evil white Russian newswoman using her MIND POWERS to push her camera into the innocent youth, forcefully sending him flying away.
No, seriously though, the kid jacked her video camera, and fucked off
>>875219
fucking amazing
>>875219
sauce
>>877334
he lived
>>876608
You're a brave soul trying to defend gun restrictions on 4chan, I commend you
>>876978
This is really what open carry comes down to. I definitely don't trust the retards in this country to be carrying around weapons so they can shoot someone when they get cut off in traffic.
>>876701
Fuck that's terrible, you could even see how the guy was trying to get back into the car but he couldn't go through with it. I wonder what the percentage is for the reason of him crying/yelling so hard. Like if 75% of it was because he wasn't able to die. This entire webm is really sad. :(
