Give me your herps.
>>869401
Fuck you made me jump
>>869413
>>869401
Not gonna lie, I jumped as well
>>869413
someone needs to edit this with the twin towers getting hit.
>>869413
these guys would make cool pets, but you would never be able to provide them with a fulfilling and stress-free environment unless you owned an aviary
>>870386
Why do we need something that small
>>871310
God, how does that even work? Do they just defy logic and reasoning because theyre sneckxs?
>>869413
The hero that forest deserves
>>871319
Snakes are so close to cute. Too many nose holes for my taste.
>>871339
this was fucking amazing, and its even better with sound.
>>869401
That is a really big animal.
Also, yeah. Me too. I jumped.
>>871323
Incredible.
>>871258
Bet your ex said the same thing
>>872319
REKT
>>871323
I thought they laid eggs.
Also I was expecting more frogs.
>>872074
They flatten their boddy out to provide maximum surface area to catch air.
The wriggling also helps them stay up.
>>871319
hes a very nice boy
>>872348
That is an egg.
>>871321
Having the time of his fucking life and I'm enjoying his enjoyment.
>>871332
where do you live..
Cool thread!
>>873305
"You think this is a game? You think this is a fucking game?! No I don't want your fucking rat the Camera guy OWES ME MONEY! I'M GOONA BITE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU CAMERA GUY!"
>>873305
I've seen a lot of camera shy snakes, I can't blame them though.
>>871323
beautiful.
>>871327
>when its free lunch in the hotel lobby
>>871327
>rainbow six
>>873423
there seems to be a lot of them
>>872215
I believe those to be Pit Organs. They sense infrared radiation. I think this little snoodle belongs to the Boidae family.
>>873379
"How do you owe snakes money?"
"I can talk to snakes, you can owe anything you can communicate with."
>>870408
cancer.
>>871310
Wow they can swim, travel on land, now they can fly?
Is nothing sacred anymore?
>>871318
>just a shitty common python
woah sure scared me.
>>871258
Karl Pilkington detected
>>874106
>>873838
jet fuel does not cause cancer
>>872479
Longer lasting eggs. Weird to see an egg just come out and hatch into a new chameleon.
>>871318
plop
>>873356
That's one of his pets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-zGIS-WWZQ
>>874106
fucking disgusting
>>871319
hmmm looks like a nice fleshlight
>>869373
Is that ice? Can those things even live on ice?
>>871339
tokay geckos, extremely aggressive. they exist to fuck shit up.
>>871339
is gecko still alive or kill?
>>878594
Siberian salamander. The species is known for surviving deep freezes (as low as -45°C). In some cases, they have been known to remain frozen in permafrost for years, and upon thawing, walking off.
>>878612
>>873414
tail whip
>>873425
cover all 9000 tastebuds
>>869380
Is that good for the turtle? I know babies need to beeline for the shore, but I can't tell if it's a baby.
>>880357
Things probably stressed as shit. It's a baby. It'll probably be fine if you chuck in the ocean.
>>869401
It's like a slasher movie: the victim realizes the killer's behind her and the killer waits while she slowly turns around before killing her.
>>871314
its like that one underwater level in Mario 64
>>871332
>dat head bobbing
Basically purring for lizards.
>>871339
Source.
>>887022
I chuckled
>>871321
This is gonna be my next PnP character.
>>885481
>>869377
I think that's photoshop... Komodos's tongues are most definately blue...
>>890687
Awww.
>>871316
Spider snake, spider snake, does whatever a spider snake does.
>>879519
>>890691
later faggot
>>890820
That's a nile monitor, not a Komodo dragon.
>>871317
Is the cat okay?
>>869401
What the fuck is that?
>>871310
>shhh no tears only snek now
>>893077
Filename
>>871319
I wanna boop that Snek.
>>873769
That's clearly a pastel morph of a Ball Python. The snoot is too puppy for a Boa.
>>890820
Komodos are most definitely not that coloration either
>>894823
Babies/Juveniles are.
>>873423
>not MGSforGC.webm
>Not any MGS joke
ONE JOB
>>871337
I thought lizards literally couldn't breathe on their backs because of their anatomy or something.
>>871321
This is the most wonderful thing I've seen today
>>894794
Thank you for correction. I am just getting into reptiles.
>>880345
Kek
>>871321
His tiny, stupid reptilian mind has no concept of things that are visible but not climbable. If he wasn't so derp stupid, he would be terrified at the way all his expectations are dashed each time he tries to grip the solid looking thing and it vanishes. Thankfully, he's a stupid reptile and his perfect idiocy, coupled with our insistence to project our own world view on to everything, allows us to see a playful child playing with bubbles rather than a lizard that is too dumb to fear the onslaught of abomination it experiences.
>>873423
This gives me more creeps than I want to have. Would anyone else like to take some of the creeps?
>>890691
>Nope.gif
>AbandonThread.gif
Wasted potential...
>>872319
got eem
>>871316
*Follow your dreams*
>>873420
Whose version of Puttin' On The Ritz is that?
>>874121
actually, it does. along with feminizxation of reptiles.
>>879519
They took the skull as a trophy didnt they.
>>873423
Does their body stop moving when they agree on which way to go?
>>871310
tahts just dumb
flying snakes, what will nature think of next
>>871332
the fuck kind of dog is that
>>902536
The best kind.
Imagine someone breaks into your house, and all of a sudden YOUR PET DINOSAUR ATTACKS THEM. You can be damn well fucking sure that no one's robbing your place again.
>>869401
first time eve I jumped to webm
>>871314
What kind of snake even is that? I couldn't get a good look.
>>901956
Captain Killjoy over here.
>>871332
What's up with the dude's hand tho
>>908086
he's a shitskin fatty
>>871323
Whoa.
>>871310
I remember watching this documentary a while back when i was younger. Fucking dope how how they do it.
>>908086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmn4GGQaVuc
same guy
>>870386
those legs
>>902530
maybe a creature that can develop so much to begin massively detroying itself
>>871318
yeah, hate when that happens
>>901956
oh come on, you are a thinking being you would still try to pop bubbles as soon as you see them
>>871342
swiggity swoogity
>>907662
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
WHY?
>>893077
An Anaconda
>>916316
cubenpete.wmp
>>916316
Thats it lizardfolks are gonna be wrestlers in my next D&D setting
>>869401
sucuri
>>916316
Lizards can't dance
>>911577
but our species is already that creature...
>>901956
okay all I'm getting from this is that you think people should be afraid of soap bubbles
>>874111
This is what you send to every vegetarian who claims humans are evil for eating meat
>>887022
Kind of cute to see how curious it is
>>916348
Fucking Lizard Folk Luchadore would be such a good idea!
>>916437
Wow this is beautiful
>>901965
maybe not everyone thinks in memes
>>902010
you can find it by seraching the name together with the name Ethan Bortnick, not the singer but just some pianist kid
>>901956
Fuck off,Buzz Killington.
>>916316
I want to say something about niggers
>>916435
We must weaponize them.
>>916437
Snek y u so mad
>>907662
Howtotameyourdragon.webm
>>902530
underrated post
>>871332
Fred Flintstone detected
>>901995
is that a beema? from Buck Godots webcomic?
>>896113
yeah and dogs cant look up
>>879519
This needs to be reversed
>>918514
tie two to your arms. chew through the competition.
>>919085
>>871310
FlyingInTheFaceOfGod.gif
>>919243
nature is amazing
insect helping lizards but humans cant work together :(
>>901956
did you mother marry with a reptilian m8?
>>873414
Had this happen to me once when I tried to pet one when I was little. Still have the scar, don't fuck with mean iguanas. The nice ones are chill as fuck though
>>869401
Jesus balls I just spilled my coffee all over me in a meeting with my business partners
>>901956
u must be fun at partys
>>916316
Wow, this godzilla movie looks good. Which one is this?
>>869401
Shit, I've never jumped at a webm before.
>>916316
>Tobal 2.webm
>>873414
"Fuck outta here kid."
>>874104
Thank you, now I'm reading his comment in Karl's voice
>>922665
the video compositing in this was insane
>>928039
no it's not.
you don't know what that means.
anyone have Axolotl gifs/webms?
>>927320
Haha that guy's a dick
>>871318
>X-COM2threads.webm
>>892886
he actually bite the snake heads
>>916437
New Background for phone
>>905353
Yellow-bellied Puffing Snake
>>870386
>Ant is unimpressed by your smallness
>>919243
>Which way do the legs go on again?
>Look, let's just put the head on first and then we can let someone else figure it out!
>>919243
So that's how they're made
>>873414
Thug life
>>928039 compositing
Are you saying that the lizard and squirrel thing weren't in that place at the same time? Or not even real at all?
>>880345
cant stop making that noise now.
cream. pure vanilla. sweetner.
>>872074
I watched a documentary on it and the snakes can get out pretty far jumping from tops of trees. Kinda like a squirrel suit
>>908086
Best guess is that reptiles sense of sight blows, it's all in their smell. Common for people to be bitten by sneks after handling dinner and not washing hands.
cover hand in mud to play with the dino-doge safely
>>907662
Biggie is chill as fuck
>>945603
That dog must have been really fucking thirsty.
>>945586
Lost completely
>>870386
Shit, nigga, how does it even breathe!? Ants don't have lunges because of their size, but reptiles do heve a pair!
>>918920
underrated post
>>871332
oh man this is way better with sound
>>946080
music?
>>901956
hahaha, good one. He has a point
>>946083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwGPb0Hvw
>>873423
HOW?
>>916983
Yeah man because this centipede has wholesale control over millions of manufactured lives and eats shit that he doesn't need to survive just like us.
>>916435
I wonder if this cock head killed that alligator snapping turtle. It probably just wants to be left alone, and this redneck wants to fuck with it before he eats it and just kills it just for the hell of it. And of course he could be president of the alligator snapping turtle conservation society and has a shit load of extra watermelons lying around.
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
>>872215
It's he puppy mouth that makes them cute. I agree the heat pits do make me feel uncomfortable but that's exclusive to Pythons IIRC.
>>871342
They are born with teh knowledge to do this.
That still fucking baffles me. How is something born with knowledge of an action? How is this instinct so potent and visceral?
They do it to mimic leaves blowing in the wind.
>>916983
Okay, I'm not personally a vegetarian, but my cousin is, and you're hugely misrepresenting their views. Vegetarians simply oppose inhumane treatment of animals on factory farms.
>>916437
Vipers are so fucking beautiful.
>>880345
Aerate it. Warm it up. Get that top note.
>>879519
>watching the fingers get picked off
>>946252
Get over yourselves. No one wants animals inhumanly treated. But you can utilize natural resources in a humane manner.
>>945606
>dog
That's a deer, you tard.
>>945606
>dog
>>922665
mustgofaster.webm
>>873305
i am not snek...i am branch
>>869401
Failed fortitude save.jpg
>>890687
>picturing a monotone "wheeeee"
oi
>>948044
D'awww :3
>>948042
What the fuck. He just bit the others arm off.
>>869787
Dont feel bad I did to. Crazy huge snake, and here I am being a wuss at green grass snakes :|
>>871310
>You shall crawl on your belly for all your days
Checkmate Christians
>>948044
Really cool one :)
>>948494
I mean, they're still crawling, just on air instead of ground.
>>946223
Alligator snapping turtles are made of angry and tears, in a shell. Seriously, they are of one the few animals who genuinely appear to hate things. them and centipedes are mean motherfuckers.
>>948044
when its real nigga hours
>>874111
i tought this was a blue board
damn japanese porn tho
>>946251
>How is something born with knowledge of an action? How is this instinct so potent and visceral?
When did you learn to breathe?
>>946223
>Is awesome
>Assumes America did it
>Assumes this kills the turtle
https://youtu.be/bgSurkfqXuI
Japs did it and it was a captive turtle, its fine.
>>948158
Crocs have a reflex where they clamp down and roll whenever something touches their bottom jaw.
>>918229
That would be racist.
You ignorant fuck.
>>948042
"Really adam? My fucking arm?"
>>949078
that made me kek
