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shameless self bump
>>857910
you have the part when they start to fight?
>>857924
Not op but I have it
>>857935
The fuck is going on here?
>>857910
does anybody the have this with original audio?
>>857966
Google "Hydrogen vs Boost rap battle"
>>857935
sauce on song?
>>857977
thanks
>>857979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3h9p_c5-M
sauce on this?
>>857935
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>857949
M- MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!!
>>857938
thanks anon
dumping time
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>>857910
>god tier
>posts this unfunny webm thats in EVERY thread....
dumping 4
dumping 5
dumping 6
(a personal favorite)
dumping 7
dumping 8
thats all for now
>>857979
seriously.
>>857964
There was a a kid at school who use to get bullied by some guy in the class, the kid getting bullied told the teacher multiple times, if I remember it went to the principle at one point but nothing happened. He still got bullied, so the next time he got bullied he just screeched none stop.
>>858068
ree
>>858064
This is an ad for a korean love hotel you mongoloid
>>858054
Those are people making fun of conservatives
Oops wrong one, brina was really here
>>857915
Fuckin lost
>>858054
I know this is most likely satire but this honestly wouldn't surprise me if it was real.
>>858192
I really hope you're being ironic.
Otherwise you're retarded
>>858210
autism comes in many forms.
>>858222
I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time.
>>858222
I have gut pains over here..
>>857915
That shit is the best
>>858264
is true
>>858192
that's the most autistic thing i've ever seen
Anybody see that clip of an african boy teachin english and hes like "i put my crack in my crack"?
>>858264
it's like an mspaint comic in video form
>>858264
Based Mat
>>857949
mine is better
>>858222
Poor timo
>>858222
uppe in te asshol of teemo
>>857996
An extra chromosome i'd say.
>>858068
I always lose at "profile picture".
>>858061
>webm related
>>858264
kek
>>858341
Dumping, while i'm at it
>>858264
But illegal guns are more difficult to acquire when they can't be stolen from the 100 million already owned and being manufactured legally. They would then have to be manufactured legally in the US which puts them at risk of detection, or smuggled from Mexico which also risks detection.
>>858358
Does this fool want to look like freddy?
>>858279
>not the MC Ride and the Death Grips version
>he doesn't even know his /mu/ memes
>>858358
lost, what a complete idiot
>>858322
song?
>>858366
Just like how the US government has successfully rid the country of drugs, right?
>>858349
Good one
>>858192
MLG shit always makes me laugh
>>858054
Hank Shrader?
>>858497
this isn't "MLG", this is plain autisim
>>858358
I thought Asians were smart n shit.
>>858192
>no hitmarker
potential missed. 2/10
>>858350
still makes me laugh
>>858054
fucking robe is backwards
>>858051
This one was better as a greentext.
>>858061
needs hitmarkers
>>857996
It's an Infected Mushroom promo video. Try youtube.
infected mushroom dj mag
>>857935
Fuck, now I really want a pitch shift of the drill sergeant from full metal jacket replacing the HAP, HAP, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>858386
I guess "Stiefel" wasnt catchy enough.
still, i fucking love this.
>>858618
that shit was good
>>858279
What band was that?
>>858057
Marita didn't have a fucking clue.
>>858366
You know, you can build a full-auto rifle using a steel tube and some various grades of steel stock if you know what you're doing. Even rifling is a simple process.
>>858634
>mfw the whole thing
>>858366
Remember when that chinese knife stabbing spree killed 29 people? Oh you don't because you're a fucking idiot. People will always find a way to kill other people.
>>858526
Really... never has me.
>>858638
Sounds like Amon Amarth
Anyone know the music in this webm?
>>858701
>muh kunming attack trump card
5 people stabbed 29 vuctuns between them in a crowded train station. what do you think the death toll would have been if they had assault rifles?
>>858719
victims*
dumping 9
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>>857910
Fucking white guy cant rhyme.
dumping 13
>>858722
song?
dumping 14
dumping 15
>>857938
I dont get it? Was he trying to be funny? Translating freestyle? Thats like trying to translate a poem and be funny about it.
>>858735
what con is that from?
dumping 16
done again for now
>>858322
Yeah for an otaku and a bigot
>>858716
萌ジャズ Dreamer (BOSSA NOVA ver)
>>858756
Thanks!
>>858716
anyone have the original?
>>858735
song?
>>858736
It looks like the guy looked up to see if the ball was going to hit him, and then slowed down and leaned back to make sure it hit him.
And since when does one of those light rubber balls cause someone to drop straight down to the floor? That's not a basketball.
>>858760
Gortoz J'attends - Black Hawk Down OST
help me out guys, i need the webm of a guy hanging himself from the door frame by his ballsack, the version i saw also had the mission impossible theme song under it
>>857997
what song?
>>858760
Gortoz A Ran by Denez Prigent. The song is also from Black Hawk Down OST and is sung in britton fyi.
>>857910
starts a ylyl with this cringe inducing spam. looks like a start to a great thread...
>>858774
Mad World by Gary Jules, Donnie Darko's theme
>>858764
Holy shit, Sherlock, don't go digging too deep.
>>858739
This has never been funny
It will never be funny
Stop posting this garbage video
>>858349
holy shit
>>858722
the dog is not saving that cat he's trying to fuck it
>>858733
Elisa - Eppure Sentire
>>858341
Ahahaha fuuuck, that is the best thing I've seen this entire day
>>858724
underrated post right here
>>858348
haven't laughed like that in months твн
>>858634
this can't be real
>>858150
what the fuck, dude.
>>858893
It shorts the plug immediately, he didn't get shocked a lot, if at all.
>>858575
Snek is best gril
>>857935
Lost it
>>858737
"freestyle" is a joke in itself he didnt need to add anything
>>858522
That scream lolz
>>858951
Fuckong lost hard, this some fucked up shit haha.
>>858951
>presenting the window at the end
Gets me every time
>>858719
What do you think the death toll would have been if all 29 victims had assault rifles?
Spoiler: 5
>>858724
I feel like in person that kids head would be making the sounds of an overclocked windows 94 trying to run skyrim
>>858917
It looked like the strands were isolated and the connection was bridged when his hands touched two strands at the same time. Which would have done exactly what it looked like it did. It may not even trip the breaker since it'd be such a fast shock and he wasn't holding on. At most, it'd be exciting. At worst, he'd get some burns. Providing only 1 hand was touching it.
>>858349
10/10
>>858921
funny way of spelling 'Monkey' you have there
>>858351
Lost.
>>858046
Lost! Every fucking time I loose to that cat
>>858575
Whats the anime?
>>858835
10/10 why am I laughing
>>858739
This is almost as funny as an actual sitcom.
>>858716
One version I like (not in this vid) is Renard, doin it well.
>>857915
Almost lost
You are all the worst cancer of comedy taken directly from the sponge bob generation.
Please. Every one of you. Die.
>>858341
i keep fucking seeing Loss
>>859075
no
>>858264
This guy's jewtube channel is the tits.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCre2GibO9Vdb3C59VzDsFxQ
>>858735
Anymore like this?
>>858738
Friend Zone panel PAX East 2014
>>859087
>that filename
you must be an autist
>>859022
It's from the Monogatari Series, more specifically Bakemonogatari.
>>859098
you must be shittershocked
>>858969
>>858719
>>858701
>>858366
>>858264
The problem isn't the guns. It's the people, you can't entirely ban people, but you can stop people that shouldn't be able to buy guns from buying them legally. There will always be bad people, at no point in human history was that not the case.
As long as these people are blocked they will find a way to get their hand on a weapon illegally. It does not matter what kind of weapon it is, they will find a way to use it best and most effectively, or more commonly, out of desperation.
There are genuinely sick people out there. Mental disorders and impairments are among the ailments. We have restrictions on the firearms they are allowed to buy already.
The best solution is to be kind to one another, to educate one another, and most importantly, wanting to be educated. The only thing that comes close to someone who wants to injure and kill others, is someone who is living in self-decided ignorance.
>>858917
>it shorts the plug
A) It's a joke video.
B) If it's on the load side of a GFCI plug or it's a GFCI breaker then possibly, depending. Otherwise nope.
>>859075
pic related, specifically the part where he says, "No".
>>858575
>>859022
>>859112
Don't watch that anime, it's shit.
>>858725
Lol kek
>>859178
>yelling at a cup
>>858049
At this rate I might as well say 9gag has a better content. Look at this shit.
>>858264
I promote a simple survey.
Compare the amount of shootings led by armed civilians in USA and any other country with strict gun laws.
Let's use my country for the matter. Brazil. We had one school shooting in our history, in 2011, with 13 dead, including the shooter.
How many relevant incidents USA had just this year alone?
No, no, you don't have a gun problem, of course not. People are just wicked, right? Let's keep pretending that.
>>859224
>Brazil
Stop right there and try to pretend you're not living in a third world country. That should be your main priority. Posting here is not accomplishing that.
>>859224
Also, I'd like to add that you're not even Brazilian or so alienated from you, you should stop considering yourself Brazilian.
>>859231
>>859229
> you're in a third world country
Is that your answer? Really?
What did I expected, honestly...
>>858341
This is just so fucking awesome
>>859224
http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2012/jul/22/gun-homicides-ownership-world-list
>Homicide by firearm rate per 100,000 pop
>Brazil: 18.1
>United States: 2.97
>Average firearms per 100 people
>Brazil: 8
>United States: 88.8
>Number of homicides by firearm
>Brazil: 34,678
>United States: 9,146
Yeah, I'm sure it's a gun problem, not a people problem. :^)
That's probably the only way that you can justify it to yourself. The truth is though, you live in a country with a lot of poor people, a lot of crime, and a lot of violent people.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politics_in_Brazil
>In Brazil, all firearms are required to be registered with the minimum age for gun ownership being 25.[1] It is illegal to carry a gun outside a residence, and a special permit is granted to certain groups, such as law enforcement officers.
Even more, this is a pretty strict firearm rule, yet you still have people getting killed with guns?
>>859249
That answer was to keep you busy, and from your English and since you didn't call it "Brasil". Yeah, I'm going to assume you don't even live there anymore if ever.
Feel free to spend all the time you need to look this shit up or rationalize it. :^)
>>858386
Same company that makes the five pound gummy bear right?
>>858192
its shit mate.
>>858523
You missed them, they're right before the kid gets hit
anyone have that webm of the fat kid with the sunglasses yelling FAGGOT?
>>859249
shut the fuck up faggot. Most of the victims of homicide by guns are criminals themselves (80% I think)
also, polled felons say they would most likely not rob / deal with an armed citizen
srs
>>/pol/ and learn some shit before you become a libtard who enables black people and "moderate" muslims
srs, its because of people like you that safe-spaces, and anti-white racism is allowed with no repercussions.
have fun getting shot by jamal, who would still buy firearms illegally and rob you anyways
also, look at detroit
>high gun control
>people killed everyday
yfw news about detroit going on a 36 hour homicide free period is impressing
I could go on, but I won't spoon feed you
>>858852
NNOOOOOOO
What the hell are you talking about. Go back to MySpace you chimp.
>>859104
Excellent filename
>>859260
>>859260
I don't know how I can prove to you that I'm born and raised in hueland since 1994, and in fact I have never traveled abroad in my Life. But I have many things to add on those statics you brought up.
I live in a city called João Pessoa. It's a tropical city, we have beautiful beaches. But it's also the 4th most dangerous city in the world. That's right, 4th. But we need to contextualize things a bit. The list I'm refering to was made by a mexican NGO and takes in consideration only cities bigger than 300 thousands habitants in no-war zones. Here the rate of homicides per 100,00 habitants is 79 people.
Given those numbers you could imply that, despite being in a city not involved with wars or territorial conflicts, life here is as dangerous as in Syria or other middle east countries flooded by terrorists.
It's not. Life here is quite chill actually, despite the robbery. But how can life on the 4th most dangerous city in the world be chill? It's simple: Those 79 killings per 100 k habitants are, in their majority, related to crime activity and take place inside criminal groups, on the most poor and decrepit places of the city. Basically the people getting killed are those involved with crime. drugdealers killing one another. I'm in no way underestimating the value of their lifes, but those killings don't affect we, general civilians, so often. his is static is very misleading, it gives you the impression that we, ordinary people of João Pessoa, have it worse than isis refugees.
What I'm trying to say is, the statistc of killings per 100k habitants must be put in context and analyzed qualitatively. From those 34 thousands death by firearms in Brazil, how many of them were related to spree killings and shootings, and how many were related to drug dealers killing for points of sale?
How about those 9,146 deaths in usa? How many of them were about spree shootings? If you break the numbers down, you'll see the contextual truth.
>>859301
When you look at the statistics when they aren't defined by a very broad definition developed by a redditor, you will see that we don't even have that many mass shootings as you think.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/04/opinion/how-many-mass-shootings-are-there-really.html?_r=0
>On Wednesday, a Washington Post article announced that “The San Bernardino shooting is the second mass shooting today and the 355th this year.”
>how you missed more than 300 other such attacks in 2015.
>most all of the gun crimes behind the much larger statistic are less lethal and bear little relevance to the type of public mass murder we have just witnessed again. Including them in the same breath suggests that a 1 a.m. gang fight in a Sacramento restaurant, in which two were killed and two injured, is the same kind of event as a deranged man walking into a community college classroom and massacring nine and injuring nine others.
It's seriously saying the same thing you are, but coming to a completely different conclusion. While there definitely is an issue with mass shootings, considering that they happen, we're addressing it. Anyone can become a mass shooter in either Brazil or the US. That's why The President mentioned last week that he's trying to make it more difficult people to obtain firearms.
That part I agree with you on, that we have a problem, but it's not guns. It's definitely people. No amount of gun legislation is going to stop bad people from doing bad things.
>>859301
Jesus Christ learn to fucking format your posts. Also what is the fucking point that you are trying to convey? Is it that a large number of those 9,000 deaths are from mass shootings? Because if so you are fucking wrong. I get a fucking headache trying to find a point in the fucking disaster area that is your reply.
>>859260
you know, I do have a way to prove I'm brazilian: I'm gonna speake portuguese
Babaca filho da puta, vai cheirar um peido viado arrombado, tá achando o que? Que eu não sou brazuca pq escrevi o nome do país com z? E daí? o escrevendo inglês ou não? Vá fazer implicações sobre minha nacionalidade na puta que lhe pariu, americano de bosta. defendendo armamento civil, grande merda. Adianta alguma coisa pros estados unidos? Adianta? Fez de vocês um país melhor ter cada cidadão com uma metralhadora em casa? 4 massacres por ano parece um preço válido pra se comprar armas no supermercado da esquina?
Ah vão a merda vocês, olha só as armas que vocês têm, olha o vídeo do idiota... Que caralha de metralhadora é aquela? Pq diabos um civil ia querer uma arma desse porte, pra que meu deus se não pra fazer merda e matar? São máquinas de matar, o uso deveria ser exclusivos das forças armadas e olhe lá. Acha que se todo mundo tivesse armado nessa bagaça os resultados de números de violência seriam menores? Um caralho. que Adianta colocar arma numa população violenta, burra e mal educada? Viraria um açogue a ceu aberto aqui, não muito diferente de algumas cidades daí. Não adianta vir comd esculpas, não vejo motivo pelo qual um cidadão pretensamente d ebem deva poder comprar armas de porte sem qualquer tipo de fiscalização, sem nem mesmo ter que provar que não tem antecedentes criminais. Absurdo, loucura americana. E sabe o que mais? Sabe qual é a nossa estatística nacional para reação armada ao assalto, isto é, gente armada que é assaltada e reaje pra atirar no ladrão? 46 por cento acaba em morte da vítima. Isso mesmo, quase metade dos civis armados que tentam reagir atirando morre. Outros 20 por cento se fere e só 17 por cento consegue evitar o assalto. Eu também posso estuprar números para defender muinhas opiniões, seu gringo de bosta.
Beijos de luz.
ps: A microcefalia vai nos arruinar a todos.
>>857915
What music is that?
>>859314
>No amount of gun legislation is going to stop bad people from doing bad things
And that's where we disagree. That's the central point of all this discussion, ever since columbine.
Some of you think that wicked people will find the means to their ends one way or another.
Some of us think that if you cut down their resources, it'll be significantly harder for them to act on their homicide urges. That is, if you stopped selling assault weapons on wal-mart, maybe, maybe, spree shooters would have it way harder to find the necessary weaponry, and would potentially give up or execute less lethal rampages.
Unfortunately the only way to settle the matter is testing the hypothesis, and then analyzing the results.
Fica dilma, Fica! Fora cunha. bolsonaro morra seu crápula de gravata.
>>859336
You even said in your post it won't stop them so what's the point?
>to reduce even a few deaths will be helpful in the long run
then we can apply that logic to literally everything we do, go so far as to ban vehicles or parts in toys that are choking hazards.
People dying isn't your problem, if you don't want to die you should defend yourself. That simple.
>>859336
Yet the largest mass killings in the US have been from home made explosive devices.
>>859338
Well you do have a point. Although I must question: An entire armed population would increase or decrease violence?
>>859348
Does it matter?
They're expensive killing tools that only really increase the efficiency of killing people for those willing to pay for that efficiency. People who want to kill people will still do it, they'll just be less efficient at it.
I think violence would stay the same but the amount of deaths MIGHT decrease but I am not willing to sacrifice having a firearm so less people die. I want my gun for when my opponent has a gun, or a knife, or a club. Why would you deny yourself ANY advantage when your life is on the line? Fucking retarded.
Also, it is necessary to fight a tyrannical government if the need arises.
>>859308
The title makes it
Why did I assume you're not Brazilian because you said it with a z?
In Portuguese it's Brasil, every encounter I've had with a Brazilian, they have said Brasil. Secondly, your English is pretty good, in my opinion, beyond that of your typical Brazilian. I assumed higher education in the United States, however from the next block of text you posted, I was proved wrong immediately.
What are the pros of having firearms in the United States? Self-defense and a deterrent to violent crime are good examples. They're also a lot of fun and a great hobby for many people. Guns are a good way to invest money, mainly the more valuable ones because the value will increase.
Not everyone is allowed machine guns here in the United States. Machine guns are pretty rare and you have to follow these steps to get one.
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2014/05/21/machine-guns-legal-practical-guide-full-auto/
Any loss of life is not acceptable, the issue is, taking guns away from citizens will put them in more harm. Even then, let's say criminals didn't have guns, why shouldn't law abiding citizens? It's part of our constitution, and will remain so. Thorough background checks are required to purchase a firearm and in the largest cities a majority of guns are ALREADY banned or extremely difficult to obtain legally.
Should only the military have weapons? I don't think so, it's a matter of opinion. I think people should be trained on how to use firearms.
Regardless of the outcome of a self-defense scenario, people should have the right whether to defend themselves or not.
Most of the rest of your post I addressed as best as I can with google translator, I did get a chuckle out of the few swear words.
>Go make implications about my nationality in fucking hell you, American dung.
That was my favorite.
>>859321
a realidade mesmo, é que aonde armas sao ilegais, a gente pega ilegalmente mesmo. e é até mais facil. eu moro aqui em sp e ja vi muita arma sem licenciamento. nao acho que isso muda a probabilidade de tiroteios. nos estados unidos, voce compra uma arma em uma loja. aqui, voce compra em biqueira, ou até pela deep web (nao tenho certeza de que passa pela alfandega)
>>858349
holy fuck, lost hard at the spray.
>>859336
>Some of us think that if you cut down their resources
You can't target criminals specifically, everyone is a potential criminal. Everyone is innocent until proven guilty, taking guns away from everyone will punish way more law-abiding citizens. In places with strict gun laws, there is still a lot of gun crime. US cities include New York, Los Angeles, New York, and Washington D.C.
>assault weapons
This word is overused and incorrectly defined. An assault rifle has full auto and/or burst fire capability. The AR-15 does not. Just because it has features which mean it's easier to use (or looks scarier) doesn't mean it's meant for the purpose of assaulting.
>Unfortunately the only way to settle the matter is testing the hypothesis, and then analyzing the results.
Exactly, and it has already been done. It does not work 100%, but complete gun control does reduce gun deaths.
Now on that last note, let's also vow to ban alcohol, tobacco, and a multitude of other harmful substances, activities, and objects. Regardless, it still relies on the person to be of pure heart. You can't ban people into complete safety. Lung Cancer, Drunk Drivers, and Vehicular Accidents will ALWAYS be higher causes of death than firearms.
>>859321
Que caralho é que disseste sobre mim, sua puta? Ficas a saber que eu graduei-me no topo da minha classe nos Comandos, e tenho estado involvido em inúmeros raides secretos contra o MLPA e tenho mais de 300 mortes confirmadas. Eu estou treinado em tácticas de gorila (literalmente) e sou o melhor sniper das Forças Armadas. Tu não és nada para mim se não um outro alvo. Eu vou limpar-te o sebo com a uma precisão que nunca foi vista no Terra, lembra-te do que disse. Pensas que te safas depois de me dizeres isso na Internet? Pensas duas vezes cabrão. Neste momento estou a contactar a minha rede de espiões espalhados por Portugal e o teu IP está a ser localizado neste preciso momento por isso é bom que te prepares para a tempestade, verme. A tempestade que limpa a pequena e patética coisa a que tu chamas a tua vida. Eu consigo estar em todo o lado em toda a hora e posso-te matar de setecentas maneiras diferentes, e isso é só contando com as minhas mãos. Não só sou treinado extensivamente em combate corpo a corpo, como tenho acesso ao arsenal inteiro das Forças Armadas e vou usa-lo ao seu máximo potencial para apagar esse cu miserável da face do continente, seu merdas. Se tu soubesses que profana retribuição o teu "inteligente" comentário estava a trazer para cima de ti, talvez segurasses a merda da língua. Mas não conseguis-te, não seguras-te, e agora vais pagar o preço, seu idiota. Eu vou cagar fúria em cima de ti e tu vais-te afogar nela nela. Estás tão fodido puto.
>>859349
LOST
>>858722
still better than twilight
>>859427
isnt it late for a middle schooler to be awake on a school night?
>>858634
do you have the full compilation?
>>859268
raccoons are actually so cute
if only they weren't such sneaky rabies-infested trashcan niggers
>>858798
What do you mean? You're surprised someone didn't know what tune it was?
>>858389
While I like Death grips using them in videos like that is so overdone its not even funny any more.
>>858509
Jesus, Marie.
Requesting webm of black dude judging a bunch of instagram profile pics. He has an amazing laugh. The first person he reviews is some black dude with really shitty weird white hair that looks like lint from a washing machine
>>859483
Oh, damn. I actually have that somewhere. Let me see if I can track it down.
>>859487
Yep, found it. Here you go, Anon. Enjoy.
>>859489
THANK YOU SO MUCH. Bless you. This is a long version too
>>859489
There are multiple versions of this I think
>>858264
Buy gun because legal
Kill person because MAD
Jail for life
Murika
Land of opportunities
Land of prison
Land of 330 million retards
>>858150
Underrated post
>>858891
Expecto Patron!
>>858737
>taking a joke seriously
Please, stop this. Learn to laugh at yourself a bit.
>>859496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELwCqz2JfE
Fucking Belgians man, I tell you.
>>858341
I don't fucking GET IT
>>858350
just watched this whole fucking series.
>>858522
What part of "kill on sight" do those idiots not understand.
>>859388
>however from the next block of text you posted, I was proved wrong immediately
Bitch are you saying my english is shit?
Give me a break, it's my third language.
I'm glad you actually translated my portuguese reply, that wasn't the intention at all, I included many politically incorrect offenses.
>>858341
anyone have an archived thread when this happened?
>>858322
no.
>>859469
It's Pump it by the Black Eyed Peas
>>859026
hehe
>>859349
Bizons are my fetish.
>>859268
here you go
>>859618
Oh, uh... I -may- have that too. Was it a chain of people saying demeaning things, ending with the one you're talking about? Lemme check my drive for a while.
>>859618
>>859620
wrong one sorry. webms have no thumbnails, see.
>>858737
Holy crap you're an awful person
>>858739
The only thing funny about this .webm is the reactions of people who mention how unfunny it is.
>>858584
>>>/reddit/
>>858852
Sherlock and Captain Obvious had a kid
>>858724
>"-- you want him to do you so much you could do anything?"
>>859641
sherptain oblock
How does a little bit of Jojo sound?
>>858739
OH BOY I CANT WAIT TO HEAR THIS IN ONLY MY LEFT EAR JESUS CHRIST
>>858732
lost
>>858727
Holy shit, my sides have left the material plane
>>859635
i fucking love this
>>859546
Super Ninja Klan
>>859348
>2015
>not understanding the basic purpose of the 2nd Amendment
Kek
>>857935
Goddamn pterodactyls man.
>>858835
This is the ultimate hell WHY ARE WE NOT USING THIS IN ENHANCED INTERROGATIONS?
>>859363
Man, I've got full respect for the majority of pro-gun arguments, but the tyrannical government one is just so utterly stupid that it's impossible to take anyone who makes it seriously.
When people use that argument it shows they don't actually have a gun because logic and reason dictates that they should, which is how they try to come across. they just like guns and will cling to any argument for the sake of being able to own one.
Face it, your reasoning has nothing to do with preventing crime, safety etc., you just like shiny bang bang toys. If you're gonna use the argument "but what if obama tries to come and kill us" then you're a fucking child.
>>859745
Yeah its not like the vietcong managed to effectively hold off and push back the US army with much inferior firepower or anything
>>859248
Dewey for PotUS
>>859087
>alcoholic
shes inhaling duster....shes not drunk...shes high as fuck
>>859747
You're talking about a war between two nations. The pro-gun argument is that the American govt. would suddenly decide to throw aside the constitution and force tyranny onto its citizens. This stupid notion has emotional appeal to people who fetishise the revolution and can't think like rational adults. The UK has strict gun control and it doesn't look like it'll turn into a dictatorship any time soon.
>>859745
People always think of governments the way they are right now when they go against the second amendment.
Even within americans considerably young history, the purpose of the amendment has been seen.
And who knows how things will change here on out.
This is all coming from someone who doesn't even care for guns. To me, they're just an over glorified tool, and something midlife crisis office workers use to compensate for their lack of masculinity by blowing up a drugged lion.
Guns have their real uses though.
>>859336
Ultimately it comes down to the fact the Americans do this to each other constantly. It may not be about the guns but about americans. This just doesn't happen anywhere else except war zones.
Americans should look at their culture and ask some questions about it. Are americans just more crazy and murderous than the rest of the world?
>>858522
meme version coming through
>>858633
>2015
John Oliver kindly fuck off back to your shitty island caliphate
>>859775
wtf is that giant roach?
mercy on your soul
>>859785
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belostomatidae
>>859178
Song name?
>>857949
That was a thing of beauty
>>859621
Thanks, man!
>>858264
I can see why this is funny but it's also kind of sad that people are using light hearted comedy to encourage the US to remain a backwards country
>>859841
Get out of here yurofag. And take your retarded version of progress with you.
>>858969
Lets picture the scene
34 people armed with assault rifles walking around in the station
5 of the 34 begin to fire at everyone except each other
29 victims start firing back at who they each individually think the shooters are
bearing in mind they have no idea of the number of shooters,
do you honestly believe only 5 people would die?
>>859849
We did, back in 1776.
And now with our "retarded version of progress", we are a collection of 1st world nations whilst the US is still struggling alongside Brazil and China with high homicide and incarceration rates.
>>859853
Then, the surviving victims/shooters run out into the street where a police barricade is waiting.
The police, from behind their cars, see a mob of people running towards them wielding assault rifles and screaming, some perhaps wounded.
What do you think their next move would be, taking into account the fact that these are trigger-happy American policemen?
>>859489
Holy shit
>>859388
Spoken like a true American, my friend.
> 358 mass shootings this year so far, still going strong
> muh self-defence
>>859129
Lost
>>858821
AND THE COVER UP BEGINS!!!1!11
>>859585
However, the song does use the entirety of this as it's backing track, so is he really that wrong?
>>859611
son u on fire.
>>859224
FUCKING ULTIMATE FORM!!!!
>>858575
loved it
>>859804
https://youtu.be/KBEUgYxgnoA
>>858264
I can feel his tears as he made this
So mad
>>859969
what is this 2013
>>858522
What is that thing?
>>859982
fuck off.
>>859178
its from yoshi's island
GOTY
>>859260
I live in Australia. We averaged about one mass shooting per year and played host to some of the western worlds worst shooting massacres, then in 1996 after some autist with a gun shot a whole bunch of people at a tourist destination, conservative Prime Minister John Howard put an assault weapons ban in place. At first some were unwilling to relinquish their guns but when offered buyback schemes and amnesty most willingly gave away their assault weapons. Since then we've had zero mass shootings and minimal gun crime. It's more than a little strange that some Muricans seem to think that an average civilian owning an assault rifle is okay, it's made for killing people, not much else. Some rifles are for hunting, some are for sport, an AR-15 or an AK-47 are specifically designed to kill other humans. Why would a law abiding citizen need one? Especially if nobody else had one either. You guys are weird.
>>858052
And is like six years old.
>>859336
this isn't funny but it made me feel happy inside.
>>859314
Australia found a way of stopping bad people from doing bad things with gun legislation. Not only that but Australia's gun culture and firearm laws were remarkably similar to Americas. And before anyone tries to play the culture card we're basically the same culturally speaking, we just drink more heavily and speak in funny accents.
>>858264
we dont have a gun problem, we have a nigger problem
>>858279
>it's not even on his ears
>>859326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9UKNwlhhpo :)
>>859326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9UKNwlhhpo 1:51
>>858350
What was this series called, cant remember
>>858046
10/10
>>857935
Wasn't expecting that, sides are in orbit.
>>859427
what the fuck get off 4chan
>>860050
Xavier renegade angel my nigga
>>859496
>justified self defense
>prison sentence
Pick one
>>858518
hence the eye protection
>>858349
great stuff
>>858352
underrated post
>>859129
fucking kek
>>857910
Don't know why every one is saying this is 'spam', that was fucking hilarious, but it was the first time i've seen it i guess
>>859745
>people calling the tyrannical government argument stupid
>after the 20th century
There is it folks. A century full of a thing happening, and a few decades after, even thinking it could happen is stupid.
>>858564
I swear people on this board are always so critical!
>>859268
Why the fuck would you feed raccoons?
>>858264
I never understood this argument, if guns are illegal, then neither criminal nor civillian will have them, so it would even the playing field and just result in fewer deaths.
It's not like everybody is getting burgled and raped in the UK for instance, crime rates in america are very high compared to most of europe.
>>858951
wat
>>858896
I need the 'fuck' source
Not lemi sit, the black guy in the class that says fuck, need a video link
>>858349
>women with dicks
>horses
>worse than horses!?
>sides in orbit/10
>>858835
ill take one of each
>>859647
hmm
>>859982
This hurt more than it should've
>>860036
Code Ment
>>858737
You sound like you have a great sense of humor.
>>859224
Is that because Brazil only has one school?
>>859179
how do you upvote on here?
>>858366
Probably bait but I'll bite. When I was in high school it was terribly easy to get a gun. I knew a guy who could get me a "glock with bodies on it" within three days for about 75 dollars.
This is NYC where guns are very illegal and hard to obtain in a legal manner.
>>860110
>if guns are illegal, then neither criminal nor civillian will have them
Just make crime illegal, then criminals won't be able to do crime because it's against the law. Easy fix.
>>858137
When I was bullied I directly went to the police.
I don't get how kids don't do that more when teachears are not doing their jobs
>>860201
lost
>>859129
Asthma.webm
>>859349
fucking lost!!!
>>858951
Dat b-movie slasher apartment lol
>>859611
W-was that transferring an image through analog sound signal modulation? Hawt
>>858358
Lol he did it the crazy buddy.
>>860076
Please, PLEASE tell me which events in the 20th century are analogous to the American government suddenly imposing tyranny on its citizens. I'm overdue a good laugh.
>>860036
Code Geass
>webm unrelated
>>860981
sauce on song?
>>859763
>Are americans just more crazy and murderous than the rest of the world?
YES GOD DAMN IT! HOW MANY OF OUR OWN PEOPLE NEED TO GO KILLING SPREES BEFORE YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THIS?!
>>858732
fucking kek
>>861002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKVb3syM3lI
anyone got the coldplay webm with the turtle going AAAAAHHHH?
>>860833
wtf is that call from
>>857935
Where's the original?
>>858618
bless whoever made that
>>859793
> Their bite is considered one of the most painful that can be inflicted by any insect; however, though excruciatingly painful, it is of no medical significance.
now that gif is nightmare fuel
>>858740
Where the fuck did you get bigot from?
>>859395
kekerino
>>860072
Where is this?
>>860833
Story?
>>861321
china
how the fuck you didnt hear about the dock explosion
>>861002
forever pandering aka ken ashcorp
>>859804
Athletic Theme - Yoshi's Island
>>860499
kek
>>858727
best one
>>858349
5/10
>not using a browser that clears history when closed
>>860200
lost
>>858192
this gave me fucking cancer, fuck you
>>858891
is that dude wearing a dress?
anyone goot the webm of a lilniga getting lit on fire?
>>859075
> sponge bob generation
> sponge bob
> sponge bob
Confirmed 12 year old edgefag. Gtfo you stupid duck keker
>>862649
Duck keker*
>>862650
Duck keker* FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING WORD
>>862659
Kek
>>862660
Why does it replace "c u c k" with "kek"?
NOT ENOUGH TRUMP HERE !!
LETS FIX THAT SHIEET !
1/4
2/4
3/4
4/4
>>859893
358
ok
>>858722
Life changing
>>858591
sauce pls
>>858759
This is the video in the bottom left if that's what you mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idXdwV0FOWU
>>862681
What song is this?
love that shit. Best one.
>>858634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiwRwexGyDg I love this guy.
>>862605
i need sauce on that last par plox
>>859339
>9/11
>home made explosive devices
>>858341
Genuinely one of the best posts I've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrMgOrK0FoE
>>858192
oh hey it's that guy that posts his shitty 9gag memes on every ylyl thread
>>858740
tumblr pls go
>>859457
the breathing ruins it
>>859647
Can't believe how shitty this fanbase is
>>859775
10/10
>>860107
To watch them walk on their hind legs.
Idk why but it looks odd and amusing to me.
>>859969
That could easily just be water...
>>858349
>women knowing anything about caches cookies and history
that's the joke right?
>>858192
die
>>858998
but Crab only has 4 letters, what are you going on about?
>>858061
Goddamn I hope Bernie Sanders wins.
>>859224
faaaaaaakeeeeeeee unnnnnnd geeeeyyyyy
Anyway, it's still 7-1
>>859753
Inhaling canned air is so fucking retarded.
Your high only lasts like 30-60 seconds at most and you always feel really sick after. For all the money you spend on air, you might as well justs get a small bag of weed.
>>858891
source???
>>864357
What I like with Old Spice commercials is that you never know if it's a parody or an actual commercial.
>>858358
thank god he put the safety goggles on
>>858366
>>859126
>>859260
>>859283
>>859301
>>859314
>>859321
>>859336
>>859338
>>859363
>>859388
>>859403
>>859416
>>859745
>>859758
>>859760
>>859853
>>860018
>>860110
>>860611
>>860625
It's a YLYL thread here, shut the fuck up and have a sausage-fest chat room if you wanna have a discussion bitching about guns holy fuck.
>>860027
Fuck off cunt you aren't Australian, you wouldn't call your own accent funny you dumb cunt
>>859129
top heh
>>857949
is this tm revolution ?
>>858061
First wall will be CENA wall.
>>858061
if this was his actual promo video he would win by 99% of votes
>>858522
not prometheus.webm
ONE JOB
>>858951
this drug should be in fallout
also someone should put this where a real nice guitar solo would start.
>>860072
fallout 4 ending
>>858393
Doctor Love
:^)
>>858068
lost hard i swear they love to demonize everything on this website
>>861267
>
More scary than funny,holy hell.
>>863919
>Monkey rides pig
I expected something else to be honest.
>>864410
I know right?
>>864309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iym331fPek
Is the bump limit 500 now?
>>858192
Should be renamed Thomas the Cancer Engine
>>864287
lmao found the low test kekold
>>859841
Switzerland has a high rate of gun ownership and few homicides.
There is no correlation between homicides and gun ownership.
The correlation is between brown people and homicides so get ready for a Syrian dicking senpai.
>>858891
How2basic paved the road for a whole new generation of autism.
>>859104
>OH LORDY
>>859224
Your country is a shithole and your argument invalid.
>>858618
LOST
>>859102
holy shit
>>858727
my fucking sides, 10/10 best thing i have seen today
>>857996
DJMAG on Mushrooms 2013
>>859224
Brazil teaching US about gun control.
NIGGA YOU TRIPPING? Brazil is such shit infested, sub-human ridden place, where people get fuckin shot in favelas on daily basis and you dare to say that US has gun problem, but Brazil doesn't
Retarded HUEHUE
>>859991
It's a giant water bug.
>>858349
i left my windows 10 laptop when i went to go eat dinner. i came back and it said windows 10 downloaded updates, dumping all of my shit. so Microsoft doesn't give you and option to install updates.
just sayin'
>>860201
pls link to youtube
https://youtu.be/H7xI6h4AZ0o
>>858068
Give me sum context
>>858068
fucking grinchposters
>>858634
It's fake dumbasses
>>858064
fekin lost
>>859982
People who make fun of this don't know what is like to lost a best friend...yet.
>>858618
>
ALMOST SPAT OUT MY RITZ CRACKERS
FUKN KEK
>>866575
my friend is le ebin smoker of cigarettes. i predict he'll die by 35 and leave me alone and i hate it.
>>859498
it's true tho
>>861321
2015 Tianjin explosions
Does anybody have those webms of 4chan like phrases being sung like a pop song?? It's kinda like someone inserted them in a text to speech and someone sings them
>>860842
What, is this surprising? It's literally the only thing you have to do to get into magics.io
