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>God tier YLYL thread
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>>857910
you have the part when they start to fight?
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>>857924
Not op but I have it
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>>857935
The fuck is going on here?
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>>857910
does anybody the have this with original audio?
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>>857966
Google "Hydrogen vs Boost rap battle"
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>>857935
sauce on song?
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>>857977
thanks
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>>857979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3h9p_c5-M
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sauce on this?
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>>857935
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>857949
M- MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!!
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>>857938
thanks anon
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>>857910
>god tier
>posts this unfunny webm thats in EVERY thread....
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>>857979
seriously.
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>>857964
There was a a kid at school who use to get bullied by some guy in the class, the kid getting bullied told the teacher multiple times, if I remember it went to the principle at one point but nothing happened. He still got bullied, so the next time he got bullied he just screeched none stop.
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>>858068
ree
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>>858064
This is an ad for a korean love hotel you mongoloid
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>>858054
Those are people making fun of conservatives
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Oops wrong one, brina was really here
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>>857915

Fuckin lost
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>>858054
I know this is most likely satire but this honestly wouldn't surprise me if it was real.
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>>858192
I really hope you're being ironic.
Otherwise you're retarded
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>>858210
autism comes in many forms.
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>>858222
I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time.
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>>858222

I have gut pains over here..
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>>857915
That shit is the best
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>>858264
is true
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>>858192
that's the most autistic thing i've ever seen
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Anybody see that clip of an african boy teachin english and hes like "i put my crack in my crack"?
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>>858264
it's like an mspaint comic in video form
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>>858264

Based Mat
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>>857949
mine is better
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>>858222
Poor timo
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>>858222
uppe in te asshol of teemo
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>>857996
An extra chromosome i'd say.

>>858068
I always lose at "profile picture".

>>858061
>webm related

>>858264
kek
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>>858341
Dumping, while i'm at it
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>>858264

But illegal guns are more difficult to acquire when they can't be stolen from the 100 million already owned and being manufactured legally. They would then have to be manufactured legally in the US which puts them at risk of detection, or smuggled from Mexico which also risks detection.
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>>858358
Does this fool want to look like freddy?
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>>858279
>not the MC Ride and the Death Grips version
>he doesn't even know his /mu/ memes
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>>858358
lost, what a complete idiot
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>>858322
song?
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>>858366
Just like how the US government has successfully rid the country of drugs, right?
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>>858349
Good one
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>>858192
MLG shit always makes me laugh
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>>858054
Hank Shrader?
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>>858497
this isn't "MLG", this is plain autisim
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>>858358
I thought Asians were smart n shit.
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>>858192
>no hitmarker

potential missed. 2/10
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>>858350

still makes me laugh
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>>858054
fucking robe is backwards
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>>858051
This one was better as a greentext.
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>>857910
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>>858061
needs hitmarkers
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>>857996
It's an Infected Mushroom promo video. Try youtube.
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infected mushroom dj mag
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>>857935
Fuck, now I really want a pitch shift of the drill sergeant from full metal jacket replacing the HAP, HAP, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>858386
I guess "Stiefel" wasnt catchy enough.
still, i fucking love this.
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>>858204
>>858159

The worst is that I automatically asume these kind of videos are always real because we actually live amongst people who act like this.

This kind of retarded shit is is an everyday thing 2015...
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>>858618
that shit was good
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>>858279
What band was that?
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>>858057
Marita didn't have a fucking clue.
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>>858366
You know, you can build a full-auto rifle using a steel tube and some various grades of steel stock if you know what you're doing. Even rifling is a simple process.
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>>858634
>mfw the whole thing
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>>858366

Remember when that chinese knife stabbing spree killed 29 people? Oh you don't because you're a fucking idiot. People will always find a way to kill other people.
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>>858526
Really... never has me.
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>>858638
Sounds like Amon Amarth
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Anyone know the music in this webm?
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>>858701
>muh kunming attack trump card

5 people stabbed 29 vuctuns between them in a crowded train station. what do you think the death toll would have been if they had assault rifles?
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>>858719
victims*
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>>857910
Fucking white guy cant rhyme.
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>>858722
song?
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>>857938
I dont get it? Was he trying to be funny? Translating freestyle? Thats like trying to translate a poem and be funny about it.
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>>858735
what con is that from?
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>>858322
Yeah for an otaku and a bigot
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>>858716
萌ジャズ Dreamer (BOSSA NOVA ver)
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>>858756
Thanks!
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>>858716
anyone have the original?
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>>858735
song?
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>>858736
It looks like the guy looked up to see if the ball was going to hit him, and then slowed down and leaned back to make sure it hit him.
And since when does one of those light rubber balls cause someone to drop straight down to the floor? That's not a basketball.
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>>858638
>>858715
Yep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df2zU_AMJKY
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>>858760
Gortoz J'attends - Black Hawk Down OST
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help me out guys, i need the webm of a guy hanging himself from the door frame by his ballsack, the version i saw also had the mission impossible theme song under it
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>>857997
what song?
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>>858760
Gortoz A Ran by Denez Prigent. The song is also from Black Hawk Down OST and is sung in britton fyi.
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>>857910
starts a ylyl with this cringe inducing spam. looks like a start to a great thread...
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>>858774
Mad World by Gary Jules, Donnie Darko's theme
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>>857979
>>858774
Really?
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>>858764
Holy shit, Sherlock, don't go digging too deep.
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>>858739
This has never been funny
It will never be funny
Stop posting this garbage video
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>>858349
holy shit
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>>858722
the dog is not saving that cat he's trying to fuck it
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>>858733
Elisa - Eppure Sentire
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>>858341
Ahahaha fuuuck, that is the best thing I've seen this entire day
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>>858724
underrated post right here
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>>858348
haven't laughed like that in months твн
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>>858634
this can't be real
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>>858150

what the fuck, dude.
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>>858893
It shorts the plug immediately, he didn't get shocked a lot, if at all.
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>>858575
Snek is best gril
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>>857935
Lost it
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>>858737
"freestyle" is a joke in itself he didnt need to add anything
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>>858522
That scream lolz
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>>858951
Fuckong lost hard, this some fucked up shit haha.
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>>858951
>presenting the window at the end
Gets me every time
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>>858719
What do you think the death toll would have been if all 29 victims had assault rifles?

Spoiler: 5
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>>858724
I feel like in person that kids head would be making the sounds of an overclocked windows 94 trying to run skyrim
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>>858917
It looked like the strands were isolated and the connection was bridged when his hands touched two strands at the same time. Which would have done exactly what it looked like it did. It may not even trip the breaker since it'd be such a fast shock and he wasn't holding on. At most, it'd be exciting. At worst, he'd get some burns. Providing only 1 hand was touching it.
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>>858349
10/10
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>>858921
funny way of spelling 'Monkey' you have there
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>>858351
Lost.
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>>858738
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>>858046
Lost! Every fucking time I loose to that cat
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>>858575
Whats the anime?
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>>858835
10/10 why am I laughing
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>>858739
This is almost as funny as an actual sitcom.
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>>858716
One version I like (not in this vid) is Renard, doin it well.
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>>858893
>>858917
>>858988
IIRC, he's an electrical engineer or some shit, and he makes these videos for fun
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>>857915
Almost lost
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You are all the worst cancer of comedy taken directly from the sponge bob generation.

Please. Every one of you. Die.
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>>858341
i keep fucking seeing Loss
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>>859075
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>>858264
This guy's jewtube channel is the tits.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCre2GibO9Vdb3C59VzDsFxQ
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>>858735
Anymore like this?
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>>858738
Friend Zone panel PAX East 2014
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>>859087
>that filename

you must be an autist
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>>859022
It's from the Monogatari Series, more specifically Bakemonogatari.
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>>859098
you must be shittershocked
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>>858969
>>858719
>>858701
>>858366
>>858264
The problem isn't the guns. It's the people, you can't entirely ban people, but you can stop people that shouldn't be able to buy guns from buying them legally. There will always be bad people, at no point in human history was that not the case.

As long as these people are blocked they will find a way to get their hand on a weapon illegally. It does not matter what kind of weapon it is, they will find a way to use it best and most effectively, or more commonly, out of desperation.

There are genuinely sick people out there. Mental disorders and impairments are among the ailments. We have restrictions on the firearms they are allowed to buy already.

The best solution is to be kind to one another, to educate one another, and most importantly, wanting to be educated. The only thing that comes close to someone who wants to injure and kill others, is someone who is living in self-decided ignorance.
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>>858917
>it shorts the plug
A) It's a joke video.
B) If it's on the load side of a GFCI plug or it's a GFCI breaker then possibly, depending. Otherwise nope.
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>>859075
pic related, specifically the part where he says, "No".

>>858575
>>859022
>>859112
Don't watch that anime, it's shit.
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>>858725
Lol kek
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>>859178
>yelling at a cup
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>>858049
At this rate I might as well say 9gag has a better content. Look at this shit.
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>>858264
I promote a simple survey.
Compare the amount of shootings led by armed civilians in USA and any other country with strict gun laws.
Let's use my country for the matter. Brazil. We had one school shooting in our history, in 2011, with 13 dead, including the shooter.
How many relevant incidents USA had just this year alone?

No, no, you don't have a gun problem, of course not. People are just wicked, right? Let's keep pretending that.
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>>859224
>Brazil
Stop right there and try to pretend you're not living in a third world country. That should be your main priority. Posting here is not accomplishing that.
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>>859224
Also, I'd like to add that you're not even Brazilian or so alienated from you, you should stop considering yourself Brazilian.
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>>859229
> you're in a third world country
Is that your answer? Really?
What did I expected, honestly...
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>>858341
This is just so fucking awesome
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>>859224
http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2012/jul/22/gun-homicides-ownership-world-list
>Homicide by firearm rate per 100,000 pop
>Brazil: 18.1
>United States: 2.97
>Average firearms per 100 people
>Brazil: 8
>United States: 88.8
>Number of homicides by firearm
>Brazil: 34,678
>United States: 9,146

Yeah, I'm sure it's a gun problem, not a people problem. :^)
That's probably the only way that you can justify it to yourself. The truth is though, you live in a country with a lot of poor people, a lot of crime, and a lot of violent people.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politics_in_Brazil
>In Brazil, all firearms are required to be registered with the minimum age for gun ownership being 25.[1] It is illegal to carry a gun outside a residence, and a special permit is granted to certain groups, such as law enforcement officers.

Even more, this is a pretty strict firearm rule, yet you still have people getting killed with guns?

>>859249
That answer was to keep you busy, and from your English and since you didn't call it "Brasil". Yeah, I'm going to assume you don't even live there anymore if ever.
Feel free to spend all the time you need to look this shit up or rationalize it. :^)
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>>858386
Same company that makes the five pound gummy bear right?
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>>858192
its shit mate.
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>>858523
You missed them, they're right before the kid gets hit
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>>859249
shut the fuck up faggot. Most of the victims of homicide by guns are criminals themselves (80% I think)
also, polled felons say they would most likely not rob / deal with an armed citizen
srs
>>/pol/ and learn some shit before you become a libtard who enables black people and "moderate" muslims
srs, its because of people like you that safe-spaces, and anti-white racism is allowed with no repercussions.
have fun getting shot by jamal, who would still buy firearms illegally and rob you anyways
also, look at detroit
>high gun control
>people killed everyday
yfw news about detroit going on a 36 hour homicide free period is impressing
I could go on, but I won't spoon feed you
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>>858852
NNOOOOOOO
What the hell are you talking about. Go back to MySpace you chimp.
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>>859104
Excellent filename
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>>859260
>>859260
I don't know how I can prove to you that I'm born and raised in hueland since 1994, and in fact I have never traveled abroad in my Life. But I have many things to add on those statics you brought up.
I live in a city called João Pessoa. It's a tropical city, we have beautiful beaches. But it's also the 4th most dangerous city in the world. That's right, 4th. But we need to contextualize things a bit. The list I'm refering to was made by a mexican NGO and takes in consideration only cities bigger than 300 thousands habitants in no-war zones. Here the rate of homicides per 100,00 habitants is 79 people.
Given those numbers you could imply that, despite being in a city not involved with wars or territorial conflicts, life here is as dangerous as in Syria or other middle east countries flooded by terrorists.
It's not. Life here is quite chill actually, despite the robbery. But how can life on the 4th most dangerous city in the world be chill? It's simple: Those 79 killings per 100 k habitants are, in their majority, related to crime activity and take place inside criminal groups, on the most poor and decrepit places of the city. Basically the people getting killed are those involved with crime. drugdealers killing one another. I'm in no way underestimating the value of their lifes, but those killings don't affect we, general civilians, so often. his is static is very misleading, it gives you the impression that we, ordinary people of João Pessoa, have it worse than isis refugees.
What I'm trying to say is, the statistc of killings per 100k habitants must be put in context and analyzed qualitatively. From those 34 thousands death by firearms in Brazil, how many of them were related to spree killings and shootings, and how many were related to drug dealers killing for points of sale?
How about those 9,146 deaths in usa? How many of them were about spree shootings? If you break the numbers down, you'll see the contextual truth.
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>>859301
When you look at the statistics when they aren't defined by a very broad definition developed by a redditor, you will see that we don't even have that many mass shootings as you think.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/04/opinion/how-many-mass-shootings-are-there-really.html?_r=0

>On Wednesday, a Washington Post article announced that “The San Bernardino shooting is the second mass shooting today and the 355th this year.”
>how you missed more than 300 other such attacks in 2015.
>most all of the gun crimes behind the much larger statistic are less lethal and bear little relevance to the type of public mass murder we have just witnessed again. Including them in the same breath suggests that a 1 a.m. gang fight in a Sacramento restaurant, in which two were killed and two injured, is the same kind of event as a deranged man walking into a community college classroom and massacring nine and injuring nine others.

It's seriously saying the same thing you are, but coming to a completely different conclusion. While there definitely is an issue with mass shootings, considering that they happen, we're addressing it. Anyone can become a mass shooter in either Brazil or the US. That's why The President mentioned last week that he's trying to make it more difficult people to obtain firearms.

That part I agree with you on, that we have a problem, but it's not guns. It's definitely people. No amount of gun legislation is going to stop bad people from doing bad things.
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>>859301
Jesus Christ learn to fucking format your posts. Also what is the fucking point that you are trying to convey? Is it that a large number of those 9,000 deaths are from mass shootings? Because if so you are fucking wrong. I get a fucking headache trying to find a point in the fucking disaster area that is your reply.
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>>859301
Feel free to read my other post, it is applicable to our conversation.
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>>859260
you know, I do have a way to prove I'm brazilian: I'm gonna speake portuguese
Babaca filho da puta, vai cheirar um peido viado arrombado, tá achando o que? Que eu não sou brazuca pq escrevi o nome do país com z? E daí? o escrevendo inglês ou não? Vá fazer implicações sobre minha nacionalidade na puta que lhe pariu, americano de bosta. defendendo armamento civil, grande merda. Adianta alguma coisa pros estados unidos? Adianta? Fez de vocês um país melhor ter cada cidadão com uma metralhadora em casa? 4 massacres por ano parece um preço válido pra se comprar armas no supermercado da esquina?
Ah vão a merda vocês, olha só as armas que vocês têm, olha o vídeo do idiota... Que caralha de metralhadora é aquela? Pq diabos um civil ia querer uma arma desse porte, pra que meu deus se não pra fazer merda e matar? São máquinas de matar, o uso deveria ser exclusivos das forças armadas e olhe lá. Acha que se todo mundo tivesse armado nessa bagaça os resultados de números de violência seriam menores? Um caralho. que Adianta colocar arma numa população violenta, burra e mal educada? Viraria um açogue a ceu aberto aqui, não muito diferente de algumas cidades daí. Não adianta vir comd esculpas, não vejo motivo pelo qual um cidadão pretensamente d ebem deva poder comprar armas de porte sem qualquer tipo de fiscalização, sem nem mesmo ter que provar que não tem antecedentes criminais. Absurdo, loucura americana. E sabe o que mais? Sabe qual é a nossa estatística nacional para reação armada ao assalto, isto é, gente armada que é assaltada e reaje pra atirar no ladrão? 46 por cento acaba em morte da vítima. Isso mesmo, quase metade dos civis armados que tentam reagir atirando morre. Outros 20 por cento se fere e só 17 por cento consegue evitar o assalto. Eu também posso estuprar números para defender muinhas opiniões, seu gringo de bosta.
Beijos de luz.
ps: A microcefalia vai nos arruinar a todos.
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>>857915
What music is that?
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>>859314
>No amount of gun legislation is going to stop bad people from doing bad things
And that's where we disagree. That's the central point of all this discussion, ever since columbine.
Some of you think that wicked people will find the means to their ends one way or another.
Some of us think that if you cut down their resources, it'll be significantly harder for them to act on their homicide urges. That is, if you stopped selling assault weapons on wal-mart, maybe, maybe, spree shooters would have it way harder to find the necessary weaponry, and would potentially give up or execute less lethal rampages.
Unfortunately the only way to settle the matter is testing the hypothesis, and then analyzing the results.
Fica dilma, Fica! Fora cunha. bolsonaro morra seu crápula de gravata.
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>>859336
You even said in your post it won't stop them so what's the point?

>to reduce even a few deaths will be helpful in the long run

then we can apply that logic to literally everything we do, go so far as to ban vehicles or parts in toys that are choking hazards.

People dying isn't your problem, if you don't want to die you should defend yourself. That simple.
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>>859336
Yet the largest mass killings in the US have been from home made explosive devices.
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>>859338
Well you do have a point. Although I must question: An entire armed population would increase or decrease violence?
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>>859348
Does it matter?

They're expensive killing tools that only really increase the efficiency of killing people for those willing to pay for that efficiency. People who want to kill people will still do it, they'll just be less efficient at it.

I think violence would stay the same but the amount of deaths MIGHT decrease but I am not willing to sacrifice having a firearm so less people die. I want my gun for when my opponent has a gun, or a knife, or a club. Why would you deny yourself ANY advantage when your life is on the line? Fucking retarded.

Also, it is necessary to fight a tyrannical government if the need arises.
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>>859308
The title makes it
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Why did I assume you're not Brazilian because you said it with a z?
In Portuguese it's Brasil, every encounter I've had with a Brazilian, they have said Brasil. Secondly, your English is pretty good, in my opinion, beyond that of your typical Brazilian. I assumed higher education in the United States, however from the next block of text you posted, I was proved wrong immediately.

What are the pros of having firearms in the United States? Self-defense and a deterrent to violent crime are good examples. They're also a lot of fun and a great hobby for many people. Guns are a good way to invest money, mainly the more valuable ones because the value will increase.

Not everyone is allowed machine guns here in the United States. Machine guns are pretty rare and you have to follow these steps to get one.
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2014/05/21/machine-guns-legal-practical-guide-full-auto/

Any loss of life is not acceptable, the issue is, taking guns away from citizens will put them in more harm. Even then, let's say criminals didn't have guns, why shouldn't law abiding citizens? It's part of our constitution, and will remain so. Thorough background checks are required to purchase a firearm and in the largest cities a majority of guns are ALREADY banned or extremely difficult to obtain legally.

Should only the military have weapons? I don't think so, it's a matter of opinion. I think people should be trained on how to use firearms.

Regardless of the outcome of a self-defense scenario, people should have the right whether to defend themselves or not.

Most of the rest of your post I addressed as best as I can with google translator, I did get a chuckle out of the few swear words.

>Go make implications about my nationality in fucking hell you, American dung.
That was my favorite.
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>>859321
a realidade mesmo, é que aonde armas sao ilegais, a gente pega ilegalmente mesmo. e é até mais facil. eu moro aqui em sp e ja vi muita arma sem licenciamento. nao acho que isso muda a probabilidade de tiroteios. nos estados unidos, voce compra uma arma em uma loja. aqui, voce compra em biqueira, ou até pela deep web (nao tenho certeza de que passa pela alfandega)
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>>858349
holy fuck, lost hard at the spray.
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>>859336
>Some of us think that if you cut down their resources
You can't target criminals specifically, everyone is a potential criminal. Everyone is innocent until proven guilty, taking guns away from everyone will punish way more law-abiding citizens. In places with strict gun laws, there is still a lot of gun crime. US cities include New York, Los Angeles, New York, and Washington D.C.

>assault weapons
This word is overused and incorrectly defined. An assault rifle has full auto and/or burst fire capability. The AR-15 does not. Just because it has features which mean it's easier to use (or looks scarier) doesn't mean it's meant for the purpose of assaulting.

>Unfortunately the only way to settle the matter is testing the hypothesis, and then analyzing the results.
Exactly, and it has already been done. It does not work 100%, but complete gun control does reduce gun deaths.

Now on that last note, let's also vow to ban alcohol, tobacco, and a multitude of other harmful substances, activities, and objects. Regardless, it still relies on the person to be of pure heart. You can't ban people into complete safety. Lung Cancer, Drunk Drivers, and Vehicular Accidents will ALWAYS be higher causes of death than firearms.
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>>859321

Que caralho é que disseste sobre mim, sua puta? Ficas a saber que eu graduei-me no topo da minha classe nos Comandos, e tenho estado involvido em inúmeros raides secretos contra o MLPA e tenho mais de 300 mortes confirmadas. Eu estou treinado em tácticas de gorila (literalmente) e sou o melhor sniper das Forças Armadas. Tu não és nada para mim se não um outro alvo. Eu vou limpar-te o sebo com a uma precisão que nunca foi vista no Terra, lembra-te do que disse. Pensas que te safas depois de me dizeres isso na Internet? Pensas duas vezes cabrão. Neste momento estou a contactar a minha rede de espiões espalhados por Portugal e o teu IP está a ser localizado neste preciso momento por isso é bom que te prepares para a tempestade, verme. A tempestade que limpa a pequena e patética coisa a que tu chamas a tua vida. Eu consigo estar em todo o lado em toda a hora e posso-te matar de setecentas maneiras diferentes, e isso é só contando com as minhas mãos. Não só sou treinado extensivamente em combate corpo a corpo, como tenho acesso ao arsenal inteiro das Forças Armadas e vou usa-lo ao seu máximo potencial para apagar esse cu miserável da face do continente, seu merdas. Se tu soubesses que profana retribuição o teu "inteligente" comentário estava a trazer para cima de ti, talvez segurasses a merda da língua. Mas não conseguis-te, não seguras-te, e agora vais pagar o preço, seu idiota. Eu vou cagar fúria em cima de ti e tu vais-te afogar nela nela. Estás tão fodido puto.
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>>859349

LOST
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>>858722
still better than twilight
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>>859427
isnt it late for a middle schooler to be awake on a school night?
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>>858634
do you have the full compilation?
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>>859268

raccoons are actually so cute

if only they weren't such sneaky rabies-infested trashcan niggers
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>>858798
What do you mean? You're surprised someone didn't know what tune it was?
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>>858389
While I like Death grips using them in videos like that is so overdone its not even funny any more.
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>>858509
Jesus, Marie.
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Requesting webm of black dude judging a bunch of instagram profile pics. He has an amazing laugh. The first person he reviews is some black dude with really shitty weird white hair that looks like lint from a washing machine
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>>859483
Oh, damn. I actually have that somewhere. Let me see if I can track it down.
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>>859487
Yep, found it. Here you go, Anon. Enjoy.
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>>859489
THANK YOU SO MUCH. Bless you. This is a long version too
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>>859489
There are multiple versions of this I think
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>>858264

Buy gun because legal
Kill person because MAD
Jail for life

Murika

Land of opportunities
Land of prison
Land of 330 million retards
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>>858150
Underrated post
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>>858891

Expecto Patron!
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>>858737
>taking a joke seriously

Please, stop this. Learn to laugh at yourself a bit.
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>>859496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pELwCqz2JfE

Fucking Belgians man, I tell you.
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>>858341
I don't fucking GET IT
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>>858350
just watched this whole fucking series.
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>>858522
What part of "kill on sight" do those idiots not understand.
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>>859388
>however from the next block of text you posted, I was proved wrong immediately
Bitch are you saying my english is shit?
Give me a break, it's my third language.
I'm glad you actually translated my portuguese reply, that wasn't the intention at all, I included many politically incorrect offenses.
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>>858341
anyone have an archived thread when this happened?
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>>858322
no.
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>>859469
It's Pump it by the Black Eyed Peas
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>>859026
hehe
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>>859349
Bizons are my fetish.
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>>859611
>>859611
good double
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>>859268
here you go
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>>859618
Oh, uh... I -may- have that too. Was it a chain of people saying demeaning things, ending with the one you're talking about? Lemme check my drive for a while.
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>>859618
>>859620
wrong one sorry. webms have no thumbnails, see.
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>>858737

Holy crap you're an awful person
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>>858739

The only thing funny about this .webm is the reactions of people who mention how unfunny it is.
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>>858584
>>>/reddit/
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>>858852

Sherlock and Captain Obvious had a kid
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>>858724
>"-- you want him to do you so much you could do anything?"
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>>859641
sherptain oblock
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How does a little bit of Jojo sound?
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>>858739

OH BOY I CANT WAIT TO HEAR THIS IN ONLY MY LEFT EAR JESUS CHRIST
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>>858732
lost
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