As seen on tv
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As seen on tv
>>779546
Wow, didn't expect to see something I own on here. Although I've never had a spill, I like how I can just rinse it under water to clean out the dust beneath the keys.
>>779533
Fuck me, we needed those cooks.
>>779542
Actually this is kinda helpfull
>>779531
best one
>>779542
This is a problem that I actually have
>>780657
WHAT THE FUCK WAS SHE EVEN TRYING TO DO FUCK.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS ITS A GODDAMN MYSTERY
>>781090
it's all the bugs, crawling everywhere
>>781220
WE DON'T NEED NO
EDUCATION
>>781135
Oh god I kek'd too hard at the "like 7 bags"
>>781385
[spoiler]BANE?[/spoiler]
>>781135
Lost!
>>781160
I hope this is an infomercial for a table
>>781612
[spolier] Autismo [/spoiler]
>>781221
Who the fuck eats a hotdog like that
>get drunk and browse this thread
>laughing at people dropping their household items and spaghetti
>laugh so hard I almost drop the pizza I'm eating
>suddenly realize what infomercials target demographic really is
>>781766
The target demographic is old people.
>>781777
idk this could be old or drunk
>>781781
That's a nice bathroom.
>>781790
UUUUUUUUUUU
>>781755
>barbecue on a bosu ball.gif
>>781770
this one isnt THAT stupid, hes demonstrating that the knives are difficult to blunt
>>781754
Its an ad for retardation awareness
>>781319
Ah shit you made me lose hard
+1 internets for you
Tried for an hour to contribute, 4chan won't let me contribute.
>>779535
WHERE DID THE SODA GO?! XD
>>781135
good one
>>779542
as you cane see though shes wearing a glove in the second shot when she should have down that in the first place instead of wasting 2 easy payments of $19.99
>>781956
wow im drunk
>>781781
>>781385
/Fit/ basement
>>781956
kek
>>779541
Thats too much
>>781090
There's actually a tiny nail on the wall.
>>779538
someone needs to turn this into a 4chan banner
>>781220
Notice how they took the fucking nail out and just let the bitch hit the wall.
>>781090
she's trying to make a glory hole, but realizes she made the hole too high
>>781755
that's the tool i use to grill some dogs, very good at rotating 90 degrees
>>779533
but she didn't spill any
>>781777
So, are american old people retarded? Because especially that kitchen stuff is things I would have done wrong when trying to cook something for the very first time at age 7 when then my grandma (=old people) would come and scorn me and show me how it's properly done. Especially decanting noodle water, you have rags for that, for example. Or opening fucking eggs. Come on, who in hell can't open eggs? Not even old people can not not open eggs.
And the ones who are too demented for any of this are too demented to order the advertised stuff anyways.
>>779533
>she didnt spill any
family hates her so much that her presence causes them to psychically manifest a red x of shame
>>782673
a lot of these products also assist the disabled
>>782673
Just like other aspects of life that are put on television, it's greatly dramatized and exaggerated. It's intended to address exactly what the issue and how product is supposed to fix it. However, neither the product nor the issue are a great impact on your life. It's a business and this is just how ads are done, primarily because the demographic is old people.
>>781160
>>779538
this.
>>781221
body snatchers.. and old snatches, apparently.
>>781220
That was like 90% gravity
>>781319
+2 internet||
>>781220
wtf, is her wall made out of paper?
>>781385
This one appears in the movie 'Babadook'
>>779663
POINT! POINT AND LAUGH!
>>779538
>putting her hands in front of her eyes
the damage is already done
>>782602
I did now, thanks anon!
>>782602
Even more interesting is the fact that the nail slowly slides into the wall before she "hits it"
>>779541
>mother of god
>>784010
>>781170
I use a flexible cutting mat if I need to chop shit and put it into a mixer.
A paper plate works for most other stuff.
>>781928
Not sure how this is considered a fail. I mean, look at how comfy these two guys are when sitting on it.
>>784213
It's "as seen on tv" not fails
>>780657
>>785936
>hammer
>screw
>>784161
Oh man that's incredible.
Damn, americans must be really retarded for these things to exist.
>>782673
I think they are actually more geared towards old and disabled or infirm people but according to the marketing wizards, ever survey ever says that no one likes looking at very old people, not even very old people. Middle age actors are like code for old on TV.
>>784161
I love the idea that she'd been doing the same shit jobs for years and finally cracked.
>>784161
had me dying.
>>785936
my sides are in orbit
>>785954
>woman
what did you expect?
>>779541
there you go
>>781771
Jesus christ, this is why everyone should take shop
>>791081
Welp, there goes the ozone layer
>>779540
The this push is just too fucking much.
>>791121
Fuck that bitch I got BUBBLES
>>791122
Susan you dumb cunt its a dog
>>791075
The guy just doesn't care.
>>791078
>if only my bedside table was by the side of the bed...
>>791129
She JUST NOW realize she's bought a lot of shit?
I swear, the producers for shitmercial must have a betting pool or something.
>>791136
>fuck this, converting to Islam
>>781160
Even as its going down his right hand is still going for the chips! Fucking great
>>782673
The short answer is yes, they are retarded.
>>785936
>>784194
What's crazy is that in the gif you can see her hand through the cutting board, which makes me think that it IS a flexible cutting mat, just being held flat.
>>782679
Kek
>>781928
is that 400 pound guy like 7 feet or something? that does not look like 400 pounds
>>791076
>Are you neet?
>Do you have problems with a fridge?
>Well, its Miller Time.
>Oh God it tastes like piss.
>>781221
This makes me mad for some reason.
>>791075
oh can i pay you with a blowjo-my dog!
>>781135
kek
>>792971
ahh, 4chan.
>>781828
Down to the right
/life
>>781220
tiny taps woman
tiny taps
>>781781
reminded me of this one
>>785936
The only mistake I made was letting my wife try to hang a frame.
>>781770
>just having cinder block and rock for breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dMbxrspfoU&list=PL1F7441AE1395CB3A
>>781801
if you're holding lots of stuff, don't move both arms up above your head suddenly. problem solved, no need for extra products.
>>781160
This one kills me because the guy has the stupidest look on his face, either on purpose or by accident.
>>795596
Epic! Tell me more about it!
>>779538
That should be a 4chan banner
>>781160
just.. just put-just put the damn bowl on the couch, asshole
>>795655
Dont forget to like and subscribe!
>>781220
HAHAHA
THATS NOT HOW ONE HAMMERS NAILS
SOURCE???
>>779538
is this Rebecca Black
>>791091
Doing God's work, anon
>>781792
here, have this
>>779542
why doesn't she use the glove the first time?
o delle cazzo di presine della nonna
>>781803
There exists no knife steel that could survive even one good stroke against a rough rock and not become dull
Only ceramic can
this thread makes me wonder
how do americans built their walls? with foam?
>>779663
hahahaha fucking nerd
https://youtu.be/08xQLGWTSag
>>779540
>MOVE BITCH
>>795469
>when agent smith attack you in the shower
>>797225
That too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCNa6zb6x4U
>>781801
can't unsee
>>797370
Holy shit, my sides
>>780657
This looks like an intro for women-proof hardware locker commercial.
>>795469
ZA WARUDO
>>797289
thats fucking hilarious
is that shit real or just some bullshit product nobody uses?
>>781385
just lost harder than ever before
>>797518
underrated post
>>781801
>>781781
did he died?
>>779538
what's this from?
>>780657
What the fuck are they selling? Steel walls?
>>791078
>when you're reaching for your phone but suddenly realize the futility of existence
>>791047
is doge kill?
>>781220
>NOT ONLY DID SHE MISS THE NAIL, BUT IT FUCKING FLED THIS UNIVERSE ENTIRELYH
>>785936
>hammering a screw
>hit the wall with excessive force
>screw falls down
I am experiencing the epitome of euphoria.
>>781135
actually kekd out loud
>>781755
THATS NOT HOW YOU FUCKING MAKE HOTDOGS FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>781385
A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE METAL GEAR
>>791207
lol still put the picture up
>>782623
It contains high fructose corn syrup, they are appalled
>>791061
>fox
what did YOU ecpect?
>>791071
first one isnt a fail, its comparing constipation to carrying old food around ith you in a handbag all day
>>791511
>>791207
the filename fits the gif, makes absolutely no sense lmao
>>791511
why the fuck would you speed this up and remove the audio? we had a perfectly good webm before you fucked it up
>>785936
>>798088
Came up with something similar to this that was basically a waterslide for your milk/beverage right into your glass.
>>781385
Every damn time.
>>797800
fuck, my sides.
>>792957
this just makes me sad
>>780657
Shes like "Oh my god, why did you do that, hammer?"
>>795469
>WASTED
>>798214
lol seriously dude that poor guy just wanted a sip of soda
>>798214
Yeah, poor guy.
>>798357
lol seriously dude
>>797166
Did you just go full infomertial? You never go full infomertial. The whole point of ceramic is that its brittle as fuck and you never touch anything hard wih it. At least the knives.
>>798667
infomercial?
>>798002
yeah, you should wipe the grill with oil first
>>779542
Not only did she just need to wear gloves, but how the hell do you get to pouring without realizing "Oh shit! This is really hot!"?
>>797982
>hammering
>a
>screw
wot?
>>792957
>this is ivanovich
>he live in tiny village of 23 people
>every day except sunday he work in canning factory
>once every two months he make enough to go to town and buy his most prized confection
>coca-cola
>but today soda is kill
>no
>>799012
did this seriously air on television?
>>799051
i read that in russian accent, it made me smile
>>782537
>>795551
>>795653
You asked for it.
>>782673
Old people in every english speaking country I can think of are retarded.
Canada, Australia, the UK, and they have the same shit targeting them.
Can't speak for non english speaking countries.
>>799097
Glorious anon
>>799066
yes
>>799097
amazing anon
>>779541
>First your ass is backed up
>now your toilets backed up
>And if you're not going to have the right attitude about, it, fuck it, I'll just shit on you.
>>781385
It looks like he's struggling to escape from a (scientifically proven) torture device
>>799097
We banner now
Also, requesting the webm of the guy who managed to stab himself with a katana during a commercial demonstration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIxVxt-oWxc
>>779538
Saved!
>>797089
Here have this
1/?
>>799829
2/?
>>799830
3/?
>>799831
4/4
>>781385
Jesus fuck i cant stop laughing
>>781135
Top work!
>>799627
If someone posts this, i'll do the banner.
>>798344
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, you massive faggot.
>>791207
>Nailed it
>>797689
Saved.
>>799097 here.
If people want any banners done, reply to this. Maybe we can get some of them to be actual 4chan banners.
>>798088
is that matt leblanc?
>>791054
he pulled the diesel pump out of is diesel car?
>>800632
nigga you can't be serious
>>781928
that 400pound guy is like 300 something and the 600 guy is probably 500
>>800632
Yeah, before he was a successful actor he had to get money starring in infomercials and even pornos
>>785936
Holy fuck my sides.
>>791129
Time to return some shit
>>799832
jesus fucking christ
>>799097
Damn, beat me to it.
>>781135
kek'd so hard
>>781135
Topkek
>>781755
i love how the grill is tilted forwards and they shook it to get them going
>>779532
underrated
>>785936
Jesus fucking Christ
>>779538
>mother spots /a/s taste in anime
>>791129
>how did all this get into my house
>what even is a house
>what am i
my life is an as seen on tv commercial...
>>798806
and heat it up afterwards
bamp
>>791439
Underrated post. Top kek
>>781385
should have /fit/ open on the computer
>>781135
Seen it before
Knew what was coming
Laughed harder than the first time
>>781221
<<triggered>>
>>791054
VOLKSWAGEN LIED TO ME
>>791129
Bought too much? Buy this too!
>>791080
oh my god /r/equesting for this webm where the bird is cussing and yelling
>>799097
YAAAAAASSSS
>>799829
This one actually bummed me out.
>nice old grandma
>juice too big can't grip
>convincingly spilled it
>called herself out for being a dodo
It's ok gram I'll get it for you
>>779541
>>798667
you think armored vehicles are made from only metal?
