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it's just a moth
>>1142887
>Nope'ing over a moth.
The fuck is wrong with you. Phobia or something?
>>1142887
Holy shit that moth is beautiful
Moths are nice and cute though.
>>1142890
Wtf, why he is letting the insect do this? Its a terapy?
>>1143027
I lost it when fucking houses were floating down the street
>>1143184
She's just showing the animal to someone. And it's not breaking her skin, that fluid is just a foul smelling secretion the weta uses to discourage predators.
>>1142887
>not wanting a qt moth gf
>>1143294
/a/ pls
>>1143319
/h/ in any case
>>1142887
DUDE, ITS A FUCKING KINSECT.
>>1144132
kek
>>1143926
you are now my favorite person
>>1143319
I thought moths were a /tg/ thing. They used to have weekly moth threads, not to mention mothspam to derail unwanted threads.
>>1142887
>>1143926
Is this the NOPE thread or the cute thread?
>>1143065
Its an Atlas moth, that's a fairly small specimen. They can have a wingspan of over 30cm when they get really big.
>>1144764
did he die?
>>1142890
did he die?
Fucking insects, they're the cancer of this world.
>>1142887
I really don't like insects but butterflies, bumblebees and (small) spiders are all bro-tier.
>>1145777
What's the name of this song?
>>1144793
ogod
>>1145806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oVPOVErTrM
>1145806
Funny enough, it's a Lullaby. Creepy to other nations, but this shit puts Rruski's to sleep!
>>1144764
I usually think tornadoes are cool, and interesting, but when this guy didn't move, it started making ME nervous.
>>1145777
Being caught in a fire would be bad. Being caught in a fire with this freaky-ass Russian spook-music? Even worse.
>>1144764
Holy shit, that's amazing
Absolutely stupid, but amazing.
>>1146791
It sounds like a lullaby put to creepy music for an uncanny creepy effect. Like the little kids rhyme before Freddy Kruger attacks someone.
>>1143027
on point U turn though.
>>1144132
the first time i saw one of these fuckers, it was pitch black, and it was swinging a body instead of a weapon.
i shat myself, dropped the controller, and got one hit killed.
>>1147083
how it feel to be pussy?
I seriously cant stop laughing from people that call that game scary(or hard).
If we would put this game to category we could put it in "Best Cliché Game ever made", game based on few scripted situations, sudden enemies jumps and pseudo hard fight systems. Even Doom3 was more scary...
And if you dont know what cliche mean... well go play it again and think about it.
Moths are harmless.
>>1146799
It's scarier without the music.
Raging bushfires sound fucking terrifying and are one of the loudest things i've ever heard in my life
>>1147135
stop posting anon
>>1147135
Watch out, friends, this guy is a B A D A S S
>>1147135
That's a weird monkey
>>1147343
IT'S THE ANOMALY ARTYOM
>>1147379
Holy shit. I guess that would explain it then.
The metro tunnels are lined with electrical cables. Maybe that is what caused the anomaly to exist.
It's an electrical arc.
>>1142887
fun fact, this particular kind of moth does not develop a mouth when turning into a moth, its only purpuse in life is to breed and then die of starvation within two weeks
>>1144943
Insects are sustaining the planet's ecosystem. Are you doing anything to support this world?
>>1144854
No, but his wife did.
>>1148165
fuck
>>1148297
That game always filled me with the worst dread for some reason.
>>1148303
Same.
For some reason I get an uneasy, almost miserable feeling after playing Diablo or Castlevania (mainly Aria of Sorrow / Dawn of Sorrow) games too long.
More so Diablo though. It just gives you a real isolated feeling I guess?
>>1148165
AHHH FUCK YOU NOPE NOPE NOPE
clicked out of my browser
came back just to say
FUCK NOPENONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1143926
i love bats they are one of the best mammals ever
>Yuuup yup yup yup yup yupper tinny pupper
>>1148165
What in god's name is this?
>>1143929
AYY HUNTER BRO. SWAXE MAIN REPORTING FOR DUTY.
>>1147343
Wicked phenomenon, yes?
>>1148165
What is this from?
Anyone have the creepy motionless black doll gif?
>>1148994
You mean this?
>>1147079
jesus christ do you even have a licence?
>>1148165
What the FUCK IS THAT....
>>1148165
sauce?
>>1148972
Yamamoto battleship with spider legs behind a flying teapot?
>>1149531
I mean what's it from?
>>1148436
reminds me of temple of doom scene with all the bugs
i had a fucking anxiety attack watching it
>>1148972
>>1148990
>>1149295
>>1149336
I refuse to believe all four of you are incapable of reading a filename.
>>1147343
WELCOME TO THE ZONE MAJOR
>>1149982
sauce?
>>1149991
It's from an Orkin commercial.
>>1149991
From the newest godzilla, i think. Pretty good i thought.
>>1147135
"Guys guys I don't like the thing!
Guys hey!
Guys?
I'm cool now right?
Guys clichés, I know what clichés are!
Guys?"
>>1148436
>lanklets
>no gains from calisthenics
Not really surprised.
>>1148165
Boss from RE5
>>1147343
I think it's a jacob's ladder effect going on, where the heat produced by the arcing makes the area in front of it easier to arc to.
>>1147343
Goddamn Metro anomalies.
>>1150102
It must be being blown along by wind. Its clearly a 60hz country.
>>1142887
https://youtu.be/tyMbJI5SrlI
>>1148985
Muh nigga. You ready for aerial swaxe? I heard that shit is crazy.
>>1149012
Yeah but without the shopped face
>>1150010
You couldn't pay me America's debt in cash to get near that shit
>>1148985
Charge Blade reporting!
>>1150010
fuck
I remember rolling trough a tiger spider hive once with my tracktor
They were all over it. I could find small ones weeks later around the cooling system.
>>1149858
thanks mr skeltal
>>1148436
i had these as pets they're adorable
>>1149017
WOAH, 2Spooky
>>1144793
I saw them full video, the comments are full of people saying the shark was playing and shit
>>1150659
found the vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mkIgoscw7Q
>>1150230
Sorry it's the only one I have and I didn't even realize it had the shopped face in there until I posted it. Who's got the original one?
POST IT.
>>1150273
And that, boys and girls, is why you always kill it with fire.
>>1150473
Umm...
>>1150474
Kek at the one in the very back behind the giant snake.
>>1148297
This music brings me peace.
>>1150474
source? filename is a boardgame
>>1150474
Towards the back
>MiiaFags.jpg
>>1150770
Cabin in the Woods
>>1150474
>groot on the left
>>1143926
>mlemlemlemlemlemlemlemlemlem
>>1148436
Aw man, it's so cool, though!
>>1150666
This one?
>>1147343
Holy fuck that was amazing
>>1150473
Yo, I'd like some qt ghost bitch that came out of a TV to pay attention to me.
>>1150010
I think arson in this case would be acceptable.
>>1147135
STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
>>1150653
>h-hey_c-can_I_kiss_you.webm
>>1145777
Fuck no one knows what to do. Seeing people panic gives me the sickest feel in the guts.
>>1148162
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
Got any news sources or anything? I'm insanely curious about why he did this.
>>1151152
>>1148162
http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20160403/news/160409707/
>There was no time for the 85-year-old to hurry back downstairs to the kitchen where Geri was. There was no point in getting in the cellar, which was basically a hole barely big enough to hold their furnace.
>no time
uhhhh, no
>"Don't look down."
>"Why?" Schultz asked.
>"Because your wife is right under you. She's dead."
>One thing that has helped his spirits is his video of the tornado bearing down.
what the fuck man
>"I'm proud of it," Schultz says. "My video is saving lives."
BUT YOU COULDN'T SAVE YOUR FUCKING WIFE
>>1151116
you're confusing the nope.webm with the vomitvomitvomit.webm
>>1151146
>They're harmless.
>Heck, they're not even classified as spiders.
Let me tell you something about my irrational fears: They're suprisingly unfazed by rational arguments. Who'd have thunk! What with them being irrational and everything - I guess you really couldn't have known...
>>1151051
But that's the mom.
Which makes it even better.
>>1147343
Circus_Anomaly.webm
>>1149009
heeeeeeeere's brucey
>>1151162
This is one is
>do_you_know_what_a_rimjob_is.webm
how about a webm of this, for all y'all nature lovers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7YOJVSoIs
>>1149858
2,4
>>1150273
This webm made me remember what happened in /v/ and the Anon with the Wii U
>>1151165
HOW ABOUT STOP POSTING THAT UGLY BITCH
>>1150473
HER NAME IS ASHLEY
>>1151165
Is that a Captain Picard doll behind her?
>>1144943
I'm not sleeping tonight.
>>1142887
But anon that moth is beautiful.
>>1149012
Gave me a chill. Good job.
>>1149858
NOPE
>>1149982
Remake of some 1950's Japanese movie. Can't remember the name.
>>1151042
>IT STARTS MOVING
HOH FUCK NOPE NOPE NOPE.
>>1151181
This.
Good hunting, STALKER.
>>1150010
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>1150474
Not gonna lie, the snake eating the dude was pretty hot.
>>1151042
HOLY SHIT OHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS MOVING FUCK FUCK FUCK
What's the matter?
A little scared of insects?
>>1144943
Oh man, I've been there. When I was younger goddamn huge ass june bug or something similar to that size crawled into my ear when I was sleeping. I had to wait a whole fucking week to see a doctor to get it out.
>>1144764
oh my fucking god that's amazing and scary at the same time
>>1150474
So much happens at once, I've seen the movie twice and never noticed the saw robot.
>>1142890
please tell me where this thing exists. so that i know where to avoid travelling to.
>>1143926
>air puppy
>>1144764
Houses made of stone are great, arent they?
>>1144943
In case this ever happens to anyone, just pulling it out is usually a bad idea because it tries to crawl in deeper (though maybe this insect is big enough that it doesn't really matter). A mayfly flew in my dad's ear once, and he went to the ER.
First they poured mineral oil in his ear to drown it (he heard its breathing get fainter and fainter, which is kind of creepy/sad/funny all at once), then it's very easy to pull out.
Epilogue: $750 bill
>>1151961
this sounds like aphex twins
>>1149858
Nice ingame Videos, lets see the Homepage.
>Kickstarter
>NEWS:
>We're still alive!
dropped
>>1151042
Mercy
>>1150010
EXTERMINATUS, NOW!
>>1144943
oh fucking fuck you fucker
i don't know why i clicked that i sorta thought it was an ass and my fucking eye is twitching now
>>1151462
would you say you just NOPE'd out? seems in spirit with the thread then...
>>1152052
fucking australia.
>>1152102
Clark - Ted
>>1152052
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1152049
angry little man
>>1152049
this harry potter motherfucker actually exists
>>1142897
I saw this documentary. They specifically stated this was a giant European wasp of some kind attacking a German honey bee nest.
>>1150741
Ditto. It's very relaxing
>>1149991
>>1150003
>>1151541
Godzilla (2014). Not a remake, just a reboot of the American Godzilla franchise.
>>1150474
I thought this movie was a serious horror film or someshit, then I find out its satirical dark comedy, like what the fuck?
>>1152155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6721mE_Zns
>>1145777
>All of those colors in the flame
Something about this is hauntingly beautiful
>>1150273
>Killing a Wolf Spider
But they're harmless.
>>1152097
I'd pay $7'500 to get that shit out of my ear
>>1150233
this reminds me of Gargantia
>>1151457
what happened ?
>>1150474
>filename
I kek'd, well done anon
>>1150474
The blood effects always remind me of HL2: SMOD.
>>1145777
another version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ysR8wg8pFU
>>1152097
>he heard its breathing get fainter and fainter
holy fuck I can't
>>1152060
This one isn't scary, it's an amazing story of survival. Dude was trapped underwater in a tiny pocket of air for three days before they rescued him, everyone else on board died when the boat capsized.
>>1152217
For some reason its not letting me up upload the pic
http://i.imgur.com/9cZuo06.jpg
>>1152049
This looks like it shouldn't exist.
>>1152076
New zealand. Its a common weta
>>1142890
The giant tree Weta, native to New Zealand, never going there now...
>>1148165
I'm just throwing that out here but if anyone like game happening in a submarine, Barotrauma is pretty sweet. It's basically a death-in-a-submarine simulator.
>>1145146
That's a moth
>>1148165
C R A B B A T T L E
>>1152391
what game is this?
>>1152391
Jesus. That's terrifying.
What game is it?
>>1144764
Clear example of natural selection at work.
The retard just stares at it and at no point doe he think he could die.
Absolutely no imagination or any self preservation, the fact he survived with light injuries while his wife died pisses me off.
>>1152155
Goosebumps every damn time I hear that magnificent roar.
>>1148297
what exactly am i looking at here? the resolution is so low that i can barely make out anything
>>1144943
I cannot recognize the species.
sorry if this upsets anyone
>>1149982
First time i watched this movie i completely hated the shit out of it. I thought it was a shallow, soulless piece of shit, but the second time i watched it i absolutely loved it.
>>1152356
Music source?
>>1152356
song?
>>1143027
I can just imagine the train of thought.
"That can't possibly be a town moving towards me. There is no fucking way it's moving that fast in that direction. I have lost my damn mind.
...
I'll just uh... yeah."
>>1152052
Nuke it from orbit
>>1153175
Nuke the entire continent. It won't damage the environment if you destroy the environment entirely.
>>1150232
I couldn't pay you americas debt in cash period
>>1152661
Maybe if you actually read the story and knew he was in like his 80's and would not have had time to get somewhere safer so he opted to just record it, you wouldn't look like such a retard.
Oh well.
>>1150010
I have literally grabbed a clump of these with my bare hand so I could throw it at a girl and gross her out (many years ago). I was always told they are incapable of really biting you.
>>1153912
Excuse me?
>>1152052
fucking reaper invasion
>>1154367
What the fuck is happening here? are they getting bombed?
>>1154372
>>1154371
Mortar attack on marines
>>1154382
The fuck is going on here? Can anyone translate?
>>1154382
Not sure if that dog was trying to kill or fuck him.
>>1154387
He is visiting his grandma, who lives in an rural area and keeps a guard dog, the dog dosent know him and attacks
>>1154403
I mean to be fair you'd think they'd have implemented some sort of location tracking by where they are calling from or so for emergency purposes like honestly.How did that situation end up?was she actually kill?
>>1154414
>>1154415
its in El Salvador
>>1147556
thanks for that fact. things like that remind me of the absurdity of life
>>1154420
Found this again on youtube, that's cold even for my standards
>>1154403
Could never be a 911 operator. Getting calls like that would be terrible.
>>1154421
Oh god, what the fuck is that?
>>1152052
>not "world wide .webm"
>>1152052
>see this
>grab nearest radio
>scream broken arrow until the artillery comes
>>1154399
I lasted until the jumps
that's just too much for me
>>1154365
Fuck you for posting this
>>1154441
Looks like an aortic aneurysm - pretty much when the walls of your major artery separates and the blood pools between them.
>>1152097
> insects have lungs
gtfo
>>1147135
what movie is that from?
>>1151961
only real insect in this vid is the millipede
>>1154489
millipedes aren't insects
>>1149009
Stupid faggot shark.
>>1152665
I see that wire used by the camera guy to start the arc.
what does this do to the power grid?
>>1147794
is that a leopard?
>>1154403
I really hope they fucking killed that bastard.
...fuck, this made me remember stuff.
>>1153929
AUUUGH!!
>>1154429
I bet that feels really good.
>>1147794
How the fuck do you react to god damn leopard jumping out of the roof at you?
>>1154428
Fuck.
>>1154478
enemy
>>1142887
How is that nope? Its super cute
>>1151042
that creepy subtle move
>>1154747
is it wrong that I got a boner watching this once
>>1150474
Everyone knows what the movie is, but is that the best part of the movie?
I've seen a little bit of it and it was a bunch of 30 somethings pretending to be 20 somethings in a cabin fucking around and talking
>>1154747
Aaw! He's just a baby!
>>1154811
fucking watch it dude, first half and second half are completely opposite in tone and genre
>>1154811
Have a vage memorie of watching some years ago, I think it's shit and yeah in terms of cgi that's the only good part
>>1150474
It's fun watching a different door each time, because you you pick the good and bad shit out of the fray.
The snake, robot, tree monster, zombie horde, and the bat fucker look great.
But the werewolf, witch(the soul-stealing in particular), and demons are shit. Especially the demons. They're at the back door on the left. Somebody was paid to animate that. Somebody approved it.
>>1152091
>tornado launches a bus at your house
>you are now buried under several tons of stone and a bus
gg
>>1143027
Is there fucking HOUSES going down the way? What the hell happened there to cause so much water damage?!
>>1152049
What the fuck is that
>>1151970
You must know a lot about the word "suffer"
>>1155080
Whip Scorpion. Not actually a scorpion, and harmless to humans. Brutally kills other bugs though, it's metal as fuck, and strong too. Look em up.
>>1144132
I got rushed by one of these guarding the lever that opens the boss door. I shot him and parried but was too shocked to land the visceral. Got my ass killed after that.
>>1147135
>Even Doom3 was scary
What are you, a cat-like vagina?
Jesus, being scared by a game with demons in it...
If we would put Doom 3 into a category it would be "Duke Nukem with more Spoops", game based on killing things with guns, hardly any complexity and a few psuedo spooks now and again.
And if you don't know what cliche mean... Well go fuck yourself.
>>1150273
Had a friend over when I was younger. We saw a spider like this and did the exact same thing. Immediately after we both agreed that the floor was lava and touching it meant instant death
>>1151961
>31 seconds in
A weapon to surpass metal gear
>RULES OF NATURE
>>1155074
where the fuck were you in March of 2011??
>>1152323
well fuck me in the asshole
>>1154403
just... really unsettling...
>>1151165
this bitch is ugly as fuck, please stop spamming these webms
>>1154420
Reminds me of the one episode of Spongebob...
>>1154747
See now that's just cute.
>this thread
not nope at first but the thought of breaking a wave wrong and capsizing in a storm gets to me
>>1144943
KHAAAAAAN
>>1155305
that crabby is feeling a little stabby
>>1144943
"I keep hearing a buzzing noise in my right ear"
>>1150474
shit.. if i had to be one of those guys id want to be the guy on the front right.. a nice quick death. everyone else getting eaten and shit.
>>1144943
Yes, yes they are.
>>1151042
sp00ked
>>1144943
Oh snap, sick burn, insects on suicide watch!
>>1154707
well, apparently, like that.
>>1150010
this is when you know it's time for a flamethrower.
>>1150273
Rom, the Vacuous Spider.webm
>>1150473
>doesn't winzip his dick
casul
>>1154429
That toe is unnaturally smooth
>>1154424
iirc as brutal as it sounds this one was actually a 911 dispatch training session or something along those lines
>>1152052
I used to have nightmares like that.
>>1150661
Fucking top comment
>The shark wasn't going to attack, he was just curious. It's a normal behavior for them, I know about these things because I work at a bakery.
>>1154399
this made my hands sweat. If anything, unsafe heights are my number one fear.
>>1151961
Ted-Clark cause it always gets asked eventually.
>>1148436
this is cute
>>1154365
kek
>>1154468
What? That can't be? It doesn't look like a clunky mess at first glance like everything else Bohemia shits out
>>1144943
Is this how you get rid of a catchy song?
>>1147079
That's a three point turn
Anyone have that emergency broadcast telling people to stay in there houses and to not go outside?
The original was about some sort of mass hypnosis from the moon. It was overly edgy, so somebody shortened it.
>>1154399
The fuck is wrong with this guy?
>>1152097
Insects don't have lungs like we do, they have several openings along their bodies and air simply flows through them passively. It's the main limiting factor in how large an insect can be. They're called 'book lungs'
>>1154425
>*Breathing Intensifies*
Holy shit, I'd panic so fucking hard if that happend to me too.
>>1153047
gonna save this to shitpost on /pol/ once this bitch beats chump
>>1147343
A lightning elemental, neat!
>>1155564
I've seen the video on youtube, the person recording laughed when this happend
>>1153047
best post on the board
>>1153903
Correct. They aren't even spiders.
