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>>1130151
does anyone know where this is from?
Meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TBd-UCwVAY
>>1130149
> dream you're in a loving relationship
> wake up
> still forever alone
Brain why do you do this to me. It's not funny.
>>1130149
don't let this thread die. post more like
>>1130149
fucking hell anon
>>1130159
i want to impregante all 3 of tehm
Ow this hurts so much. please more
>>1130149
Females are overrated and looks fade quicker than you can imagine.
>>1130149
Fucking hell you're sad If you think these webm's can fill a millionth of the hole in your heart that only a woman can fill, and the hole you can fill in a woman, than you have another think coming... suicide.
>>1133266
kys
No sound
>>1130149
This is the horniest a webm has ever made me
>>1130149
>tfw no gf with good acting skills
>>1134170
Jesus cunt I turn 25 this fucking summer.
>>1130149
jesus christ i actually started laughing with her midway through
>>1131845
Is this gravure or JAV?
>>1130151
where is this from? please sauce me
>>1135011
Fucking lost
pitiful thread
>>1130149
That was cringy.
>>1132593
My cat's like this.
>>1135896
That webm gave me the feels.
>>1135896
father should not have allowed him to become that way
>>1133984
truth
>>1131850
didnt this abomination do the voices for jap Lulu
>>1135863
>trying to sleep in scandinavia in the summer
>>1132375
>dream you're in a loving relationship
>wake up
>still remember the dream and the feeling of love
>>1134170
>tfw no gf
Sides currently in orbit.
>>1133231
Every time I watch this, at the moment she makes eye contact, I forget I'm watching a webm and my mind tricks me into thinking it's really happening and I have this wave of emotion through my whole body which slowly fades away when it ends. I haven't felt human touch in 7 months now.
>>1135861
Came to post this.
so good
>>1135861
> so much feels
is he me
>>1135861
omfg this is beautiful, where is it from? a show?
>>1136962
>7 months
try 6 years pleb
>>1137074
nathan for you, it's a fantastic show
>>1137075
Try 18 years faggot
>>1137078
try having never actually had a conversation with a girl for longer than 10 seconds faggot
I had sex 3 months ago
>>1137077
>nathan for you
Thanks anon. Helped a lot :D
>>1136839
>dream you're in a loving relationship
>wake up
>remember when you were in a loving relationship feels terrible man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t-4u9xGL9k
>>1130149
>tfw I've never experienced tfw no gf
>>1137614
GET OUT YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1130149
Why do I even open this thread?
>>1137744
hahaha...ha..hawwee..oww.. the feels are reals..
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE.PNG
>(CAN'T WAKE UP).PNG
Whats the best way to kill yourself
>unironically wishing you were in love
gay
>>1136839
>dream you're in a loving 2D relationship
>wake up
>still remember the dream and the feeling of true love
>>1137912
Every way is relatively quicker (and less painful) than dying inside slowly.
>>1137912
Don't do it man
>>1137912
dry ice, a solid block of carbon dioxide with no risk of not working or lung injuries
>>1137005
>6 years
Try 17 years plebian mongoloid
holy shit this is the creepiest thread I've ever seen
Look at all of the girls posted here. They are all in nice houses. They have nice clothes. They all have one thing is common and it's that all they want is money. So don't feel so bad guys.
Why do I even come here?
>>1138185
Imagine being Emma in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Rupert Grint, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat body and horrific androgynous mongoloid face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck Daniel Radcliff in the forbidden forest. Like seriously imagine having to be Emma and not only stand there while Rupert Grint flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his pig nose and pale skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that smile. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his autistic behavior as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, RUPERT GRINT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his cavemannish fucking ginger face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blacks and supermodels and later alleged syrian reffugees for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in England. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his face as he smacks his fat to lips writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal surgons in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could call income inequality to every single person in this room before the studio jews could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Emma. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>1136972
That 4,000,000 head. Hnnnnng
>>1137101
>dream you're in a loving relationship
>wake up
>try to go back to sleep
>back to her
>can't
>never see her again
>>1138327
You endure it because you're a fucking actor, you retarded waifufag.
>>1131841
>To-tomatoe chan....
>>1130159
That tongue movement
>sweatingman.jpg
>>1134170
That hit me hard :(
>>1138327
If I was Emma,I wouldn't worry about it and think were both just acting. Also Rupert isn't that bad, not great, just normal.
>>1139661
One of the only pastas that's reasonable, imo. Seriously, imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Lee Curtis, you fuckin' fine".
>>1137800
wat this from?
>>1137800
what a fucking GOAT show
>>1137080
Try having never even seen a girl irl faggot
>tfw when no qt slav gf
>>1140822
>china
ameritard spotted
>>1133706
That's the point. These webms make us depressed because they make us feel just a little bit of what we know deep down we're missing.
>>1138185
why life
>>1139727
but JLC IS fine.
>you will never have a qt slav gf.
>>1138128
He's not wrong though
>>1130159
Korean women look and act like absolute retards. I don't know what you see in them as girlfriends.
>>1130163
>Kusottare
Wow, rude
>>1130149
sauce?? also, females are all fucking insane, VR waifus are the future
>>1130149
I mean. Even most people with gfs would see this and feel the same
>>1131841
>this is a Japanese tomato
>>1137679
Who are they?
>>1142050
The filename, TREN-D.
>>1130149
omfg this is so cringey it gives me cancer
>>1134170
this is terribly sad and moving. very personal
>>1130149
this gives me cancer
>imagine the actor and the cameran shooting this criingy cancer
>ffor neckbeards
>>1141935
Maise Williams?
>>1141699
Nigger, that's Alison Brie.
>already have gf
>come into thread
>realize it isn't as great as these webms make it out to be
>reconsider life
>tfw
>>1141695
B-but kpop desu
>>1141695
>act like absolute retards
It's called aegyo, and it's disgusting.
>>1137679
how the fuck do these things even exist? Are they human?
>>1130163
lmao this is porn
>>1139752
Nathan For You.
>>1140532
try being a girl faggot
>>1130149
>mfw not in a relationship where sex is second-nature akin to eating or showering, and not a constant power-play with bullshit strings attached or used as a weapon
>>1130149
>tfw no Alison Brie to cuddle with during a cold night
>>1136858
This hits really hard.
>>1136858
In an alternate universe this is actually your wife and her love is so strong shes communicating with you across universes
>>1144164
>try a faggot being a girl
>>1140797
She was a heroin addict, anon. Died of an overdose.
>>1144307
try
>>1141695
that girl isnt korean
>>1137912
purchase nembutal from the internet. if you do enough digging you'll find trustful sources. infinity chans /suicide/ board has a thread up with some sources.
>>1138327
did this pasta come first or the orson welles one?
>>1134170
lmao
>>1144489
what? Pretty sure arnold one was first mate
>>1144574
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day.
You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>1144472
I can't
>>1144574
IMAGINE
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>>1141643
*was
>>1141682
that's not slav, she's probably mordvian or some other finno-ugric tribe and is singing in some finno-ugric language
>>1145125
She's a slav. Russian, from Mari El.
>>1142984
Th-thank you.
>>1133231
does she say "jews"?
>>1140797
Are there more of her singing?
>>1145952
Not a slav though, the mari people are finno-ugric as the other guy said
>>1131850
i've always wondered what kind of person did the voices.
wow, this is uncanny.
>>1133231
am i the only one who is compelled to wink when she makes eye contact?
>>1134186
i'm guessing it's not the first time she's had balls to the face.
>>1137679
the chicken?, really?
>>1141935
that's some innsmouth look right there m8.
>>1144365
i think she said "kusugutai"
>>1130154
w-what did she say
>tfw had a dream about an ex.
>tfw it's the first time I woke up happy in a long time.
>tfw miss her but she doesn't miss me.
>>1137798
Glad to see Quiet happy for once.
>>1147327
It says we have to pay a fee for receiving this letter
>girl says that she has feelings for you
>3 days later is in a relationship with someone else
>>1149961
what did you do when she said she has feelings for you anon and for those next 3 days?
>>1150020
I left because I went to visit her and pretty much on the last day she said that she has feelings and shit for me
Before that we hung out though and had mad sex
Still pretty pissed off that she would just bullshit me like that, though
Fucking cunt
>>1150050
I've heard this song before.
Sauce?
>>>>1144290
get out
>>1150050
>huge flask
>awesome VHS collection
>10/10 vest
who wouldn't date you anon?
>>1137912
Do something cool liek swim with sharks or get a highscore
>>1137912
Go skydiving and just before you have to jump out drink a shitload of LSD
>>1136858
lesbo.
More?
>>1151778
This is work safe retard.
>>1151788
Oops I'm sorry it slipped out.
>gravure idols
lmoa
>>1140797
who is this?
>>1140822
some of them are korean, some of them are japanese
>>1144473
she got surgery from a korean plastic surgeon therefore she is korean now and looks just like any other korean.
>tfw
>>1141695
>>I got horribly rejected by a Korean, and now have to try to act like I don't care on the internet.
Fixed that for you.
>>1143040
>he doesnt like aegyo
Into the trash
>>1152655
You forgot all the nagging
>only ever had 1 "gf" in high school
>only was together 2 months
>graduate high school she leaves im alone again
>go 5 years without hugging a girl
>join the air force
>get a load of confidence and self esteem and discipline, also become basically a normie
>get in damn good shape
>get tech school in glorious monterey
>all the sudden i have a girlfriend
its all about the confidence and how well you clean up.
>>1137912
To live and die of old age.
Yellow fever faggots need to go.
>>1136858
Music ?
>>1153886
this
>>1154168
im done
> goodbye world
>>1154172
> just another self absorbed girl posing for camera.webm
and.... I'm back.
>>1134186
Great way to choke to death. I hope someone there knew the Heimlich maneuver.
>>1153886
I don't see you contributing faglord
This thread ruined by Asians
>>1147112
i usually just tip my fedora
>>1154292
she lives down the street from me.....so, so close yet so far.
>>1154184
this story is pretty incredible
http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-heimlich-choking-senior-center-20160527-snap-story.html
>>1144574
that gargoyle face on that body actually makes me hornier than I thought
>10/10 would bang with a bag on her head
>>1137957
underrated
>>1154184
you sound like an annoying person anon
>>1140517
holy fuck dude do you not know what this is from? look up nathan for you, best reality tv satire ever made
>>1147117
baahahahahahaha
>>1144594
holy fuck 10/10 post I will never watch this movie the same way again
>>1154185
holy fuck blake lively gets me randy
>>1145952
>She's a slav
>from Mari El
You are so fucking stupid it hurts.
>>1147327
>oh hell no you fat autistic shit!
She wasn't in shock, she was laughing uncontrollably.
>>1159076
do something anon
>>1130149
goddamnit brie, how do you do this to me?
>>1140822
Absolute retard
>>1134170
the version with sound is too painful
>>1149961
Did I post this? Looks like someone is relating to me a little too well... I'm sorry my friend.
https://youtu.be/_ICWKLHBDIw
There's a reason why we'll all here. Some of us have experienced love and some of us wish to experience it. Regardless, we just want someone to wake up next to and smile at us or someone to tell us it'll be okay. Even if things get tough like all relationship do, we just want that kind of love you work and fight for.
>>1160466
sorry for typo. I'm exhausted
>When was the last time you guys had a GF
>10 years here
>>1160472
So you're what? 19?
>>1160478
Yeah
It lasted for about a week and we did literally nothing
Most of the time I don't even count it
>>1137679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouoINUp2jqU&index=6
there you go
>>1160472
2 years, she was low key only in it for sex.. not my first though so whatever
>>1160472
19, fairly good looking guy here. still never had one. not sure what it is that I'm doing wrong anymore. The only girls I seem to attract are either crazy and unattractive, or too young.
>>1150151
Look up Red Letter Media if you want to see more. His name is Mike and he does a character called Mr. Plinkett.
Way too much gookshit in here
>>1160472
>2014
>25 now
>been here since 2004
>>1130159
what a bunch of ugly fake whores
>>1160582
Gookshitters are fucking pathetic, literally more annoying than weaboos. Kpop is a disease
>>1144594
damn, someone screenshot this and save it for posterity
>>1160589
keep it going gookdestroyer. oxiclean this shit up
>>1160472
I actually just got one for the first time in about five or six years.
>>1131812
Fuck I need that so badly.
>>1144594
everytime
>>1150160
>pol watches the news
>>1160472
Never.
Would've had one soon if the girl hadn't moved to another country days after I met her
>>1130159
>holyfuckingshitmakeup.jpg
Seriously, they think their faces are literally canvases.
>>1160472
I'm 27 yo and I never had a gf, period.
The closest thing is I had a crush when I was 11 yo, but got cucked by the school bully.
>>1160758
what do you look like op?
>>1160472
Never. The worst part is I could had dated some 6/10 girls in highschool but I refused, one of them actually asked me out but I said no.
Now that I'm 25 and aged like shit, no joke people think I'm on my 30s, not even dogs like me. If only I wasn't so picky.
>>1160760
Fair skin, dark eyes, black hair, wide shoulders.
177 cm tall, 78 kg weight.
Side part my hair, light stubble.
>>1160771
You can turn it around man. Take a good look at yourself and think about your clothes and hair style. change it up. keep your hygiene good and just start smiling more
>>1160472
Year and a bit now
>Almost had a kid with her but we got an abortion.
>Large part of the split was because we decided it wasn't the best timing in our lives.
>That emotionally ripped us up in ways we couldn't imagine.
I think about her and the kid occasionally. I'd never go back. I've had chances with other girls, but I'm so disinterested in them because of my fear of commitment.
I have terminal yellow fever but Koreans make me sick.
>>1159058
sauce?
>>1160852
koreans are the ugliest of gooks
>>1136554
Oh, son.
A man can only do so much. The child must step up, or languish.
>>1141689
He is.
Having a career that thrives on men adoring you doesn't mean they're loveless. It just means they don't love YOU right now.
>>1160922
I was going to say fuck you but you got dubs.. I hope you fucking within 22 days.
>>1160852
fucking pay attention!!
>>1160758
I "win" by one year. I'm 28 years old and never had a gf. I'm just too shy and anti-social.
Also, my man breasts ruined any self-confidence I could have ever had.
>>1160852
That mouth has seen more cocks than a rooster farm. Disgusting.
>>1150160
for some reason this was really peaceful.
I'm not like that but sometimes i just wanna go elliot rodger on these motherfuckers
>>1160472
6 years
>always sperg out in front of any female higher than a 4
>tfw only ever confident around fat chicks because I know I would never consider them a viable partner
>because of this only fat chicks seem to be attracted to me
>5 fat chicks have asked me out in the past 3 years and I turned down all of them
I just want a qt3.14 wife desu
>>1160472
3 or 4 years
girls only can act like that, when they're on camera.
they're fucking cunts in rl.
tfw talking to a qt for a few weeks
is going good
tfw one dayy she jusst stops replying
tfw don't know if i did something wrong or not
tfw been about a week since last text
tfw seen here today
tfw no wave or anything
o
>>1160472
3 years
>2 1/2 relationship ends
>No girls but fat girls wants me
>Tried lowering standards but I cant deal. break up
>Long Time friend says I love you one night by accident but sincerely meant it towards me
>Happens more frequently
>Girl at school who is 8/10, I say hey and wave everyday
>One day have full conversation
>Fat chick sits in my lap in the middle of conversation
>8/10 doesnt say hi as much
>Sill hoping...
>I thought I was hoping
>Long time friend is single but not ready for relationship
>Realize, she the one I love
>Just waiting for her
>Other guys trying to move in for the kill
>She says she would only date me when she is ready
>Just believe
>School semester over, only can see long time friend now
>Long Time Friend sends videos of herself singing to me on snapchat
>She hasnt really sung in years
>Says I make her happy
>Still not ready yet...
>hoping something changes soon
>Ex comes out of no where and says I love you
>I can't say it back. i feel nothing
>Starting to feel nothing for no one
>>1161665
I can't stop laughing
Anons if you're spending a lot of money on dates and stuff, change that. If you two just can't go chill at the park or talk without it being "over dinner" then drop her. That is nothing more than a hoe without the title. All women are hoes . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x49m2SdeGo0 he had a point.
>>1161827
OP said girlfriend, not boyfriend
>>1162030
If you dont have anhedonia, you arent a schizoid.
>>1159652
women are only in shock when they are called out on what spoiled cunts they are
>>1141695
How are they acting like retards for waving at a camera nicely? I sense a bitter feminist troll behind this post.
>>1160911
Yeah, right kek.
>>1138185
Her only talent ever was being lucky to get picked to a box office movie while being a cute little girl. She's a sad failed actor that is now doing a pathetic last resort attention whoring career in spreading hate propaganda to stay relevant.
>>1136858
She has a judgmental and annoyed look. I get the feeling she's being emotionally manipulating rather rather than caring and affectionate.
>Never, will you ever get to boop Anzu on the nose
>Never, will you ever get to hug Anzu after an arduous day at work
>Never, will you ever get be kissed on your bare chest by Anzu.
End it all and leave forever.
>>1160472
>When was the last time you guys had a GF
27 years. Most people treat me with a polite indifference, so it's not as bad as (possibly made-up) horror stories you get here.
>>1160472
6 years.
I keep wondering if I was better off without knowing how sex and love felt like.
>>1160472
serious relationship like 11 months (lasted 3 years), what you might call friends with benefits about 6 months. Split up with gf due to different outlooks of life, friends with benefits was short and didnt work out
Dont think i'm going to even remotely look for someone until i've finally moved out of parents "basement" and sorted my life out a bit.
>>1160558
Try being you but not attractive... Then mental illness becomes the only company you can realistically expect. Yay.
>>1160883
Found it 4 ya m8 , Alina Rin.
>tfw no black gf
>>1160707
I got an "I think I love you"
Really doesn't have the same affect
>>1130772
Girl is Rena Matsui
>>1161541
Most people are like that deep down inside anon, but most never act on it because we remember that we're better than that. We're the ones who understand that society and humans are fragile and that we have to protect them, we understand that more than anybody.
>>1160833
Quit being such a fucking pussy and find another woman. You can't have that happiness without making yourself vulnerable.
>>1163119
Is that Oona? What a qt.
>>1162030
Just get jeans more fitted and start wearing sports coats and find matching shoes. Easy. Hair, maybe ask /fa/ and such.
>>1151756
>have giantess fetish
>see this webm
fucking diamonds
>>1160472
3 years ago
haven't been laid since then either.
>>1160472
21 years and counting
Latest meaningful female contact was shaking our CEO's hand
>>1160472
19 and I've never had one,
I've been close two times but it's ended up both times with the girls just not replying back
one of them tried coming back to me half a year later but I ended up ignoring her since I really dislike people who break up contact and who try to come back later as if nothing happened
I sometimes talk to my friends who have had gf's and ask them what I'm doing wrong but they can't even tell why the girls end up not talking to me
sometimes I don't know when or if I'll ever get one, I keep telling myself what my friends always told me and told themselves "It'll happen eventually"
but sometimes I don't even know how long I can go on with this
>tfw a girl likes you
>>1160110
who is she ?
>>1160922
godspeed anon
>>1142984
>this
You guys really aren't missing out on much, so these negative feels you're all having are misled. Sure these webms can capture a very tiny snapshot of a relationship but these moments are few and far between. You're seeing the highlights of what a relationship would be and not all the in between stuff which is boring and sometimes even exhausting. If you were in a relationship, you probably wouldn't even notice these small moments because you'd be brooding over something mean she said or you'll be thinking of how little money you have as a result of the extravagant dates you must pay for to get any decent sex. Food for thought
>>1163112
this fucking slays me fampai... those fucking /kpg/ threads have corrupted me beyond repair and all of my worldly desires are outlined in this webm
>>1162396
kek
