Manmade and mechanical things performing differently from their intended function.
>>1100383
BEGON DEMON FROM THIS HOUSEHOLD
>>1100374
You beat me to it.
>>1100374
I never realized I didn't know how the showerheads got water. Now I do.
>>1100393
Speaking of demons, does anyone have a webm of the "possessed" dancing skeleton toy?
>>1100374
Could be fixed with a single screw
>>1101256
first time ive seen this. the spoopy part was that this same exact song was playing on my computer.
>>1100374
I could fix this in ten seconds. That's probably because I'm a bad ass man's man though...
>>1101256
one hell of a burn on your dick
>>1101256
delet this
I love these threads so much.
>>1102946
Gave me giggles
>>1102946
Baxter: "I win."
>>1102946
that eye shift tho
>>1103252
str8 out of a horror movie
>>1103252
My kitchen tap does that, just with a bit less force, because smaller diameter. It's goddamn annoying.
This is better and funnier than YLYL threads.
>>1106635
>>1106750
Posting this without sound is a travesty.
>>1106765
Kek doesn't this girl have a channel where she makes a whole bunch of stuff like this? seems familiar
These are amazing, please post more.
>>1102946
the fukken shifty eyes, every time
>>1103252
>>1103260
Gotcha
>>1106765
>throws cheerios off table
done with that
>drops spoon
the human has had it's food bite. Am a good robo feeder. The humans love me
Does anyone have the one where there's this little ketchup tank that giddily spins its arms before ruining some food?
I like how I have to prove I'm not a robot before posting in this thread.
They are not allowed in.
They are not allowed to know.
>>1106793
that whole DARPA challenge was one comical failure after another.
>>1106955
I agree
>>1106922
it's the big one that ruins a hot dog, the little one just the table and curtains
>>1106789
fuck I miss old Top Gear..
>>1101256
Tfw own that exact same statue.
Faaak this is the best tread ever. And this stupid captcha: i'm not a robot - thank god! Thaaaa
>>1107155
You telling me you DONT enjoy ginge evans and the bland woman? Oh, and that faggot from that 30 year old american show?
They're so funny though! Quoting Top Gun in a boring voice is funny right?
>>1106976
I swear, is there any video that Yakity Sax cannot improve?!
>>1101256
I died.
>>1101256
Its like its a goddamn truck engine
>>1101256
really need to fit in the part where it vibrates around and starts shaking its ass
>>1107189
call a priest
>>1100373
>Penguin's Umbrella.webm
>>1106765
Someone needs to dub the breakfast machine music from Pee Wee's Big Adventure over this.
>>1106765
Wonder what machines she reserves for herself.
>>1102946
Baxter you cheating piece of shit, cut that out
>>1106765
>assigned task complete
>BEEP
>I have served my human well today :)
>>1106910
10/10
>>1106976
>>1106976
does anyone have that "cyberbullying" one where they kick that DARPA 4legged robot while sad music plays in the background?
>>1102910
HOW
>>1108116
>my wife thought I was watching a video with chickens in it
>just filled with cowards instead
>>1101256
>skeleton trying to drown the awful music with its rattling bones
>>1103252
>senpai, no....
>>1108928
There's a screw on the bottom of the faucet.
>>1108099
What the fuck is that from
>>1108958
yeah my wifes son thought that too
>>1109057
my wife's son's step-grandkid called you a faggot
does this count?
>>1108099
Looks like that's working fine to me.
>>1108343
i have the old video of that boston dynamics bigdog robot being kicked while tested
>>1100393
SINGIN' DOO WHA DIDDY
DIDDY DUM DIDDY DOO
>>1101256
MAXIMUM SPOOK
>>1106910
I love you so much
>>1106685
IT FUCKING IS THOUGH LOL
>>1109533
kek
>>1101256
Lost it when it starts going for the knives.
>>1109052
KSI or cleverbot?
>>1109659
fuck it is lol
>>1108099
>dedicated banter robots taking notes from /pol
The future is so bright I don't need my eyes to see it
>>1108099
>>1110195
KSI has basically turned into a black pewdiepie now
>>1101256
Full version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg
This Is Demonic Crazy
>>1106976
the one at 36 seconds kills me
>>1106793
forgot to cup the balls
>>1110302
these people sound like fuckin' idiots.
>>1109533
>0:50
top kek
>>1106976
>0:35
Oh my god i'm fucking dead
>>1111081
>Hello meatbag. Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christbot?
>>1108099
>You'd punch your master in the face
I'm fucking crying
>>1103419
You know there's a valve UNDER the sink you could adjust to reduce the pressure?
>>1111148
dude. that's functioning exactly how it's supposed to. it's amazing that it could do that.
>>1101256
>>1110302
I don't know what I'm doing
>>1111310
Keep doing it.
>>1111174
We all realize that it's very impressive. I can't imagine the amount of work it must have taken to get it to stabilize itself like that, especially on ice.
That doesn't change the fact that it looks like two retarded dudes bent over trying to carry a giant backpack together.
>>1100383
Nightmare fuel
I actually don't believe there's a thread with exactally the apropraite topic for this webm
>>1111310
This is amazing.
>>1100383
if you listen closely, you can hear satan
>>1108089
It wouldn't be hard, so do it yourself, you lazy faggot.
>>1106976
>0:35
First time playing Toribash
>>1111401
That's got to be the most impractical thing I've ever seen.
>>1100383
My fucking sides dear god
>>1106765
holy fucking shit robin hobb is my favorite author
>>1111148
Big Dog is actually one of the coolest and scariest pieces of technology out there.
>>1101256
Have you ever laughed so hard that you felt like you were incapable of happiness or even content afterwards? That's how I feel right now
Not finished yet
>>1106976
Accurately imitating Russians.
>>1113331
What the hell is this? It's awful
>>1113331
give up
>>1109501
Counts as shit with that voiceover.
>>1107184
This one always fucking gets me.
>>1106976
>just_fuck_it.webm
>>1106988
>>1113331
fuck you you gave me acid flashbacks
>>1100383
im crying right now
>>1111401
wouldn't it just be easier to walk...?
>>1111401
>combining the unicycle with stilts
for what purpose
seriously
>>1106955
I remember one of the DARPA guys being quoted as saying it was like watching a bunch of drunks stumble around.
>>1106976
>3am outside a nightclub.webm
>>1111401
>Thread title: Misbehaving Functionality
>RoboCycle works as intended
Can you read?
>>1114048
>I actually don't believe there's a thread with exactally the apropraite topic for this webm
>>1103252
premature ejaculation
>>1113331
terminator theme?
>>1106789
would have been better without that shitty fake stock explosion sound. Killed it.
>>1100373
I don't know why, but this webm has very satisfying audio.
>>1106789
High speed video. In real time it was a pretty short launch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMKy043j_I
>>1113517
Should've labeled it Bastion Play of the Game.
>>1108099
I miss Tay.
>>1114580
>intended function
It was designed to do exactly what it did you mind-numbingly autistic fuck. Go find your handler and tell them you went on the computer again.
>>1114584
Don't bother...
>>1111401
wait till robert downey jr gets ahold of this
>>1101256
Haha, Mega64 showed me this
>>1106765
>women in engineering
>>1113942
holy fuck i lost.
>>1110302
That ass jiggle at "LEAVE THIS HOUSE"
>>1108343
this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzrWANNrNvs
>>1114623
>making that joke in 2016
>>1114654
>it's no longer true
>>1114465
LOL the comparison of explosions is fucking grand
>>1108050
I'm fucking crying
>>1101256
[rattling intensifies]
>>1106635
Maybe it's not built for tall cans?
>>1109533
Wait...
>>1103252
This fucking killed me for some reason. I laughed for ten minutes straihgt
>the dainty fingers got me
This is a fantastic thread. Moar!
>>1114465
Only the ignition was high speed, everything else was just clever editing.
>>1113331
what is this based off of
>>1113331
Has potential. But it needs a lot of refining.
>>1113331
Finish it, I liked it.
>>1110195
He's a British black person, what's he got to be so mad about?
>>1108343
im not sure if this is the exact one, but here you go
>>1115055
Slavery existed in more than just the United States. Multiple european countries had it too, they just didn't have internal wars with themselves over stopping.
>>1106765
......ok i guess no one is gonna talk about all the duct tape this bitch is using....?
>>1108050
doesnt say "to be continue".... baka
>>1109533
<mfw one of them has titties....
>>1111401
almost as useful as the uni-flitz
>>1115072
whats the song ?!
>>1113331
this was fucking awful
>>1115072
When we finally create A.I and robots have sentience, they are going to find this video... and we are going to regret it.
>>1115194
Sarude - Dandstorm
>>1111370
>That doesn't change the fact that it looks like two retarded dudes bent over trying to carry a giant backpack together.
Wait, is it not?
>>1108099
>You'd punch your master in the face
I haven't laughed this hard in months
>>1115257
oh boy the memes
>>1100374
>>1115307
Drink bleach, namefag.
>>1115306
You can't just disable it from a file with audio on, you need to make a new file without audio. Also remember that other boards have 3 MB filesize limit instead of 4 MB we have.
>>1100373
Go Unbrellamon!!!
>>1115327
Some have 2MB like /r9k/
>>1115342
>going to /r9k/
>ever
>>1113331
fuck the fags, i see great potential in this. it will need a lot of refinement, but it will be great.
>>1115322
mememaster
>>1106789
can we send tweets of support to chris evans??
>>1115194
michael ortega - it's hard to say goodbye
im pretty sure that's it, could be wrong though
>>1106976
>>1107003
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>>1101256
holt fuck I havent laughed like this in a long time
>>1115707
Genuinely sorry you don't like this.
That's it guys, looks like all the people that actually enjoy this have to stop, anon here says its cringeworthy.
>>1102946
My shop has one of these things for loading and unloading CNC Lathes. He's been broken for the past week and when he is working he breaks every fucking 2 hours.
Baxter is useless.
>>1108093
>25 yr old Swedish girl that lives on a houseboat and makes shitty robots
muh dick
>>1106793
>Toooo infinity....and BEYOND!
>>1115315
Is not funny mate, lie off the meme
>>1116054
That would actually be a good way to improvise disco lights.
>>1113331
Keep going try to make it like industrial and shit.
Ignore the haters they just suck at making any OC.
>>1115247
Or they'll look at it and say "Wow what a primitive beast. Look at those inefficient steps. Look at that bulk! Thank you humans for testing it so thoroughly, for you made us stronger."
>>1100383
I have not cried laughing this hard in so long. this is immaculatec Thank you.
>>1115315
kek
>>1108928
There's a small setscrew
>>1106635
"Okay~! Say when!"
"ok thats good, ok. OKAY. whenWHENWHEN you damn thing"
>>1100383
I have fucking tears in my eyes from laughter.
>>1116054
gold
>>1107184
The fact that it doesn't even stop the ball gets me the most.
>>1106976
Can someone isolate the part from 0:34-0:38 and turn it into webm/gif form? Kthnx
>>1113376
>>1113390
>>1115244
Fuck u I make wat I want xD
(This quality is dogshit so here's a youtube link to it as well)
https://youtu.be/w01-l4dNUTs
>>1116454
The best...
>>1101256
MOTHER FUCKER
>>1102946
>yfw he also forms a perfect penis
>>1116054
>close enough
>>1108050
i know it's not directly related to the thread (maybe is by a hair) but does anyone have the webm of the speakers shaking around with that orgasm going through it?
>>1116741
Meme is called Loud Nigra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJnUydRGUfA
>>1116454
nice
>>1107189
>Statue
>>1106685
Agree
>>1116748
beautiful, cheers for the info
>>1116454
There's seriously a yearly competition for videos like this in Toronto. It's called Videodrome and it's the best thing that happens.
Here's an example of what it's like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sf3aDZDUjc
Make more, and submit them and come here.
>>1116288
this?
download webm for retards
>>1116962
Clearly recorded backwards
>>1117018
If that were the case, explain how he closed the tap at the end in reverse.
>>1101256
>>1116962
How?
>>1115194
06 - David Agnew - Song From a Secret Garden - Dreamcatcher
>>1117024
fuckin eagle eyes
>>1117031
Pressure must be all backed up...dodgy plumbing.
>>1111310
Song?
>>1106635
When the arm falls off
I'm dying
>>1106976
When robots are fully developed and sentient, this shit will be their embarrassing baby photos
>>1116288
ffmpeg -i Skynet.webm -ss 0:34 -to 0:38 easy.webm
>>1111310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZGIrNf71Q
>>1116454
I genuinely enjoyed that.
>>1117628
ffmpeg -i Skynet.webm -ss 0:34 -to 0:38 -acodec copy -vcodec copy eveneasier.webm
>>1100383
You have defeated me Batman
>>1101256
strap a fleshlight to this nigga and you good to go
>>1106976
>that fucking robot trying to QWOP
lost it
>>1106976
>>1111401
must be hard on the gooch
>>1117018
>recorded backwards
where does one get a camera that records time backwards
>>1108089
>>1111954
>>1106765
Different anon here, I thought the Pee Wee Herman suggestion was a good idea.
>>1117737
You just need a regular camera and plumbing with faulty backflow prevention devices.
>>1117817
Happened recently with an overhaul of our local supply lines, not sure what they did but for about 3 hours we had a measurable 1.9bar vaccuum. Local reservoir was about 1km up the road at 217m elevation from my house, so it must have been a fucking powerful force to do that.
Most fun I've ever had, stuffing things into the 'outlet' and sucking up whatever liquids I had on hand, even the brutal onset of repercussion panic was expressly dismissed when I found my reverse flute made from 2 coke bottles actually worked.
>>1100373
Wingardium Leviosa!
>>1109533
Took me way longer than it should have to realize
lost hard when I did
>>1118327
That's 'depulso'.
>>1106635
It was protesting against those pickeled plum things it was holding, those are awful.
>>1115100
the American Civil War wasn't about stopping slavery
>>1117018
then why does it start filling with water, only way after he turned the tap?
>>1115055
He just got enslaved by an AI, you'll be pretty upset by that too next year.
>>1114599
I dont know man the seat is pretty high up
>>1115247
kek
>>1100373
EXPECTO UMBRELUM!
>>1100373
Sorry, I don't have a webm about my life.
>>1115247
Why would they care? These robots don't have any nerves they don't feel a thing. All they feel is that they balance is disrupting so they compensate for it. It's like you caring if so guys masturbates and leaves his sperms out to dry out on his hand or stepping on grass.
