Sports thread
>>1029889
gets me every time
>>1029889
Classic
where are the Vardy webms
>soccer
Literally the worst sport
>>1030068
At least it's not football.
>>1029872
ooooh chills desu
>>1030080
here u go phamalam
Soccer: were you literally have the endurance of a marathon runner, yet act like an absolute pussy any time Pablo Nrkuma's pinky finger grazes your arm and flop on the ground like a giant manchild.
>>1030315
Nice play.
>>1030350
>t. someone who has never played football and is too stupid to understand it.
>>1030350
>have the endurance of a marathon runner but act like a pussy
I'm sure if a marathon runner was ran into by a sweaty nigger like Emenike they would shit themselves.
inb4 he doenst understand what sweaty means
so this just happened at the Masters
>>1030454
Just saw this and thought, WebM it /sp/ was that Westwood?
>>1030428
soccerpussy hurt to the max
>>1030516
>American football has more pads than a feminazi hygiene aisle
>People still think it's amazing
>Literally 2 minutes of exertion for a 2-hour long game
>>1030454
apartheid's finest son
>>1029875
Holy shit this is the dumbest thing i v ever seen
>>1029872
Wenger in
>>1029872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaKTuKEErnw
>>1029881
>not playing with offside
>>1030454
do you have Spieth almost falling with sound?
>>1030428
Flopping shouldn't be part of a sport you dumb eroucuck
>>1030454
thats some happy gilmore type shit
>>1030535
>soccer
>90 minute game
>80 minutes of kicking it back and forth doing nothing
>10 minutes of players faking injuries and taking dives
>ref adds time randomly
>game ends and no one wins
nice """"""""sport"""""""""""
>>1030740
>American football
>Random ammount of points are added
>ref literally has to stop the game to explain what's happening
>monkeys shoving each other into the ground.
>game literally pauses every 10 seconds
>its main yearly event is a 3 hour ad with some gameplay in it.
nice """"""""sport"""""""""""
>>1029872
>>1030454
> just holds the control of direction and speed of the hit
> takes credit for everything else
> golf
>>1030535
The funniest part is that Rugby players always call murrikan football players pussies, and then when they try to play they get injured almost immediately.
>>1030315
americans literally think this is exiting
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>>1031470
>all these asspained yurocucks
Just because Muhammed's been fucking you in the ass all day doesn't mean you have to shitpost on 4chan all day
exciting soccer plays
>nobody's posted Zidane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjWi663kXc
also my personal favourite part of going to the footie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_URpimJePA4
>>1031539
mexican bringing the bantz
>>1031542
Not a dive.
>>1030454
JUST
>>1031824
Kek, was it a heart attack? Did he forget how to run for a moment?
>>1031543
>friction burn, eye poke and footstomp in 1 second
>>1029883
absolute cunts
>>1030885
what the fuck was messi doing
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>>1031543
>a sport doesn't have more commercials than action
>better cherry pick and name gifs after it
>>1031940
are you implying soccer has 'action'?
>/hoc/ is best sport
>can't even compare to foot/hand-ball/egg
>>1031940
It's amazing how a sport could be 90 minutes of constant movement yet have nothing happen in all that time. No wonder they flop all the time, it's to break up the monotony.
But then again, simple game for simple minds I suppose. Euros literally shit their pants the moment they have to apply strategy to a sport or do math.
>>1031969
I respect you hockey bro even though I prefer baseball.
>>1031973
>I respect you hockey bro even though I prefer baseball.
Most people say baseball is the most boring, but I can see the appeal if you like stats/probability. Which I do.
My Red Wings have scored 19,128 goals since 1925.
>>1029877
Do you have TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
>>1031969
I lost my job when I referred to basketball as "negro tree hockey."
I regret nothing.
>>1029872
Canadian Football
>>1030577
why are europeans so enamored with american politics
don't need their shitty uninformed opinions
>>1030315
lol you call that a scramble?
that faggot just got lucky, he cant scramble for shit with his wonky ass legs.
>>1031937
When the keeper's holding the ball with one hand you're allowed to snatch it. Sometimes strikers sneak up from behind to try and catch them off guard.
>>1030658
true dat
>>1031973
Any sport that brings in money enough to be professional involves high amounts of strategy. Just because you're not invested in a sport enough to understand it doesn't mean the guys who get paid to do it don't think about what they're doing. It also doesn't make said sport's supporters stupid, nor justify retarded remarks about other people.
All in all gr8 post friendo
>>1031539
>yurocucks
yurocucks should be flattered for being allowed to speak for anyone not americanese
also
why the suppresssed gay thoughts anon
maybe try one before you rule it out :^)
>>1031875
>Kek, was it a heart attack? Did he forget how to run for a moment?
It's easier to see with a better quality video, but the Chilean clips Torres' foot with his knee.
Which is why he takes a weird step and twitches his head to the right once before looking at Torres falling.
>>1029879
this game made me very upset
>>1030866
soccer would be a lot better with review t b h
then you wouldn't have these god awful flops
>>1029889
its a great goal, but a better commentary
>>1031969
>>1034240
He is the one
>>1031366
Well no shit, pads arent there for protection against minor bumps they are there expressively so you can go hard as you fucking can on every play.
>>1031328
>doesnt understand golf
>can only focus on the two balls currently in mouth
>>1032572
by definition its a scramble, then again any play against cowboys lackcuckster defense goes that way
>>1029879
this game made me very happy
>>1029884
this is the most disgusting game of all time
>>1034146
everytime
>>1034142
lifelong fan reporting in
>>1033893
I guess she got checkmated by cancer, huh?
>>1031969
hockey iz best sport
>>1034381
more like this
>>1030454
Ok, hole in 1 in par 3 is not so "impossibru", but DAMN SUN, that ricochet was amazing.
This guys sure know how to do a nice swing.
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>>1029889
>See this thread
>Enter
>Ctrl+f
>Shit he beat me to it
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>>1029883
I could watch this entire match everyday
I could chug Man poonited tears everday
>>1029889
>ctrl+f bear cum
everytime
>>1034803
lol i remwmber seeing this pmay and going "what the fuck were they exactly thinking would happen?"
not only was it an illegal formation but there was no way the fucker at qb was going to be able to sneak across the marker and get a 1st down.
And they call themselves "pros"
lolfuck. gg america.
>>1034803
what the actual fuck?
>>1030454
O U T S K I L L E D
>>1029875
but... does it count?
>>1034381
what sport is that even
>>1031543
It's like an over-reacted wrestling move.
>>1029877
Stupid fucking yank commentator.
>>1034803
Some good stuff there thanks for the dump.
>>1034924
thanks for the dumb friend :)
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>>1034897
fucking crying
>>1034907
what are the rules on something like this?
>>1035499
Just return the first ball and play the second as it lies (or don't, in this scenario).
the idea is that the second player is to blame because the first ball, being already in play, is a fair obstacle. On the other hand, the first player is not in a position to prevent his ball being hit, whether by accident or not, so he is to be at no disadvantage
>>1031972
I didnt even see the ball..
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>>1034988
I believe this play was designed to lure the defense into a neutral zone infraction. The play was the guy holding the football wouldn't snap it, just hold it there and wait for any defenders to jump across the line hoping for an easy tackle. But the center who was trained for the play was injured, so the guy who snapped it didn't know he wasn't supposed to snap it, hence the runner's hesitation when he gets the ball. On top of that, even if the play had succeeded, it would have been called back because the Colts didn't have seven players on the line of scrimmage.
>>1035489
>tfw you act like a prick during the season and then get fucking rekt in the SB you were favored to win
>>1036029
>act like a prick
I really don't understand where this idea came from.
Literally every player in the NFL celebrates every single touchdown. He was no exception. What made him an exception was the fact that he was amazingly kind on and off the field, gave every touchdown ball to a kid in the stands (even when other players, who aren't called pricks, tried to stop him) and conducted himself well in spite of his loss.
Reminder:
Don't like his celebrations? Stop him.
Only one team took that advice.
>>1034918
what a shitty field, absolutely disgusting
>>1030740
Murrican here, American football is a joke.
>You use your hands to hold, pass, catch, and throw the ball, but it's called football?
>play for 6-20 seconds, stop for 60-90 seconds to reset, show an ad, the repeat 2-4 times, then 4-8 minutes of commercials, then play for 6-20 seconds, stop for a minute, you get it
>nfl literally suppressed information about the sport causing substrantial brain degeneration and injury because muh ad money
It's overrated as fuck, at least soccer can hold some continuous action for more than a few seconds at a time.
>>1034687
Tetsuya Naito is such a badass
>>1029875
Car in the background
>>1030454
So glad I watched it on BBC. American commentators are such cringey fags.
>>1036449
>at least soccer can hold some continuous action for more than a few seconds at a time.
What.
I'm no football fan but soccer is boring as shit.
The field is the size of the state of Wyoming with people sparsely sprinkled around in pairs so there's hardly ever any significant interaction and the score rarely passes 2 for any given team. It's just back and forth back and forth while nothing ever really happens.
Now rugby. That's the shit. It's like football for white people where they acknowledge the propensity for concussions and say "so what?"
All of these soccer gifs and webbums just remind me of why I love rocket league.
>>1029884
>2009
>Stamford Bridge
Never forget.
>>1037423
Is that the AT&T girl?...
>>1037439
yeah I didn't mean to post it. /sp/ likes her a lot
>>1037443
As do I.
Why was she grabbing the other girl's tit?
I'd like to believe it segues into porn but I know not to be that optimistic.
>>1037445
no idea. its from collegehumor she used to do a ton of videos with them.
>>1037449
Actually just found the source as you posted that.
Seems like some pseudo talk show
>3:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Luqg4Na9v8
>>1037451
she's making some pro israel anti palestine propaganda video now so people don't like her as much anymore.
>>1037459
Most women have retarded political opinions so I've come to expect it.
Can't be let down by what you saw coming.
>>1037461
thats true
>>1034830
>10fps
why bother
>>1031470
not just literally, but figuratively too!
everybody's favorite
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>>1036735
those were the commentators from the Golf channel. The actual ones (Jim Nantz, Sir Nick) are very good
>>1035271
>Look at how much I hate Americans guyz
>>1037416
i actually recoiled back from my screen...
>>1035223
looks like indoor football. many teams use it to bridge the winter break during season in european leagues. they even have tournaments. 4 vs 4 plus goalkeepers and often a smaller ball.
continuing dump with gifs
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>>1037402
What was that frenchie so smug about though? His team was down by two.
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>>1037824
they were up on aggregate iirc
>>1034890
That was painful to watch.
>>1037402
LOL fucking rekt.
>>1037410
god damn that was impressive.
doesnt anyone know if the score counted?
>>1037416
u mother fucker i flinched.
>>1037831
fucking based ass kobe.
>>1038142
Nope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpy0ayqTVSU
>that ref's voice
>>1037468
What sport is this?
>>1037824
they were winning by aggregate so if they lost by less than 3 they technically win. then he fucked up.
>>1038355
>front row seats
>on their phones
This is why you don't take women to sports.
>>1038369
this is why you don't women.
>>1037415
Nobody even needs to hold his beer
>>1031875
kek, this should be legal
>>1038223
wow what a faggot, does he not know how hard it is to score a header goal in soccer, let alone hockey? that goal shouldve been atleast worth two in my honest opinion. fuck.
>>1038275
Handball
>>1037637
so it's futsal
>>1038841
something tells me they don't want players to be attempting to get their heads in way of the puck. same reason kicking the puck isn't allowed
>>1034146
Based Jones at it again
>>1030315
what are those pink things?
>>1037842
could there be any more lines on the floor?
>>1034898
>penalty kick
>>1036397
>field
