Been to long without a limey thread.
>>1024334
this video wouldnt be the same without the women flaunting their subhuman pitiful tendencies
>>1024334
>I-i-if they got any pussy they wouldn't have to sing about g-g-getting a-
>Gets shouted the fuck down
Why do women think their opinions matter?
>>1024334
FUCKING KEK
>>1024289
theres never been an english thread fagot
>>1024294
What's his name?
>>1024301
>I'm hardcore and I know the score and I'm disgusted by the poor
>>1024320
That's Scotland
Have some banter
>>1037470
Make way for the Queens guard indeed
>>1024289
>>1024301
my favorite
>we have the bravery to bring back slavery
>>1024334
They're Scots not English
>>1037583
Scots are not english, their British but not english you mongrel.
>>1037594
Choke on your tea, they're as English as the rest of you.
>>1024308
>*lights go out*
>"WOOOoooOOO"
Holy fuck, my sides have left orbit.
>>1024320
>tfw you live in shithole nowhere
i feel you limmy, i feel you
>>1037470
you know he´s murrkan because he was obstructing the way
>>1024315
damn...
>>1024301
>core
>poor
>war
>all rhymes
This is why I love Britain
>>1024334
its stirling university hockey team, I know some of them
>>1037453
BASTAD
>>1043770
… Bro, those three words rhyme in EVERY dialect of English.
>>1037517
Id buy this shirt
>>1043837
Let's take a look at American English.
war: /wɔɹ/
core: /kɔɹ/
poor: /pʊɹ/
So poor does not rhyme with war and core.
I'm aware that /pɔɹ/ is an acceptable pronounciation as well, but I found the former to be more common in non-BrE varieties.
>>1024334
>you will never get my bagina XD XD XD
its like they count on this card working every single time. they're at a complete loss when they realize the world doesn't revolve around their cunt.
>>1024301
Dodgy dave BTFO
Toryfags on life support
>>1034517
I live in Sutton too, just by the station.
>>1024301
>Dave will be gone in 4 years
why live
>>1037547
just because they're in at Uni in Scotland doesn't make them Scottish, they're probably poncey southerners
>>1041825
haven't seen this with sounds before, fuck my sides
>>1043877
you're mistaken;
(US)
IPA(key): /pʊɹ/, /pɔɹ/
Audio (US)
MENU0:00
Rhymes: -ʊə(ɹ), Rhymes: -ɔː(ɹ)
it's the same deal with Australian English, but replace r with ə.
You did a silly, you chose the wrong words; what you wanted was "law." No worries though.
>>1024315
Anyone know what the music's from? It sounds awfully familiar.
>>1024315
my bottom is smooth, my mind is clear, check this get
>>1046854
Fuck you.
>>1046854
ALL of them?
>>1034517
PECKHAM
E
C
K
H
A
M
>>1051083
>[ɔː]
>rhymes with [ɔɹ] or [ʊɹ]
This is simply wrong. The definition of a rhyme is that the phones from the last stressed syllable onwards are identical. [ɔ] and [ʊ] are not identical, and adding [ɹ] makes it not identical. Just like "god" [ɡɒd], "gourd" [gɔːd] and "good" [ɡʊd] don't rhyme.
(Using [] rather than // because using phonemes for rhymes seems a bit silly)
OI OI
IS THIS WHERE THE PARTY'S AT
>>1046847
Because after Dave comes Mad Boris
>>1024444
Quads of Truth
>a man was paid to do this
>>1055412
>leicester are actually gonna win the league
>>1055420
>he's never been to Lancashire
>>1055440
>don't give a crap about football
>know no players, teams, who's good and bad
>workmates constantly giving me shit about it, tell me to pick a team at the start of the season
>randomly pick leicester, get laughed at
now I just tell them all that I've won at football. Especially the Villa fan.
>>1037583
You fucking retard, Scotland is not England.
Literally the new Shearer
>>1055513
I was taking the piss. Don't take something that stupid that seriously.
>>1024289
why not a UK thread? youd get a lot more cool stuff posted
A quality ad from back in the day
>>1034517
>in Sutton
>using the toilets in the station because diarrhea
>some dude comes shuffling in
>suddenly he's peeking through the crack between the door and the jamb to see if anyone's there
>"ALRIGHT SORRY MAYEEUUGHGHH"
>throws up
>I am trapped in a toilet cubicle while a drunk man throws up on and through my door
>the puddle of sick starts pooling towards me
>wipe myself as fast as I can and try to open door
>drunkie was leaning on it for support
>ram it open anyway
>he falls into his sick
>"OY OY WHATCHA DOIN YOU FUCKIN BELLEND"
>throw taps onto hot, scorch hands, hopefully burning germs away, I have no time for soap
>run away while he's still screaming and rolling about in his sick
>>1056572
Fuck me I remember this, based.
>>1056508
requesting the longer webm
>>1024289
>england thread
>has picture of Scottish man in background
>>1056523
Based British parliament.
>>1043919
actually buddy...... when you boil it down......
>you're a faggot
>>1056697
You have no fucking idea how to post on this site do you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HBOZ8D-FkU
based farage
>>1056755
>>1043877
if you talk like a southern belle MAYBE they dont rhyme
>>1043877
Dude, they rhyme in the U.S. Unless you go to some area of the country like fucking Boston or the south where you can barely even state that they speak English - those 3 words rhyme in the U.S.
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>1056755
praise kek
>>1037702
he didn't sound American, although it's hard to tell
>>1024294
ohhh shit I live right by 53 seconds in
thats in raynes park
>>1057258
fucking hell I remember this
>>1024359
One of last good YouTubers out there...
https://www.youtube.com/user/ashens
>>1024308
I take that train every day on my way back from work. Nice
anyone got the webm of that feel when no job that feel when
>>1056523
I fucking love parliament
Fucking banterfest
>>1024322
>ow
fuck my sides
>>1058432
who is this guy btw
>>1058774
sam hyde
go watch all the milliondollarextreme videos and become enlightened
>>1056523
No wonder they don't get anything done.
>>1058817
thx
>>1037547
are scots the black people of england?
>>1056523
your Parliament acts like bunch of middle school kids
>>1024294
i hate this fucker
>>1056523
mens men
>>1058222
swear there's a d at the end of klaa
klaad
>>1058869
Black people are the black people of England.
>>1058940
It's bumbaclaart
>>1056572
For me still the best Guinness advert
>>1056572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pgA8Z7lFVE
Guinness had some cracking adverts.
>>1052308
sutton
>>1056577
are u me?! wtf
Don't mind me. Just passing through
Anyone got Ally getting hit by a bus?
"For fuck sake Ally...."
>>1060472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inM9zjoKJFg
>>1060491
>>1060365
these gypsy cunts i swear... what is even that culture
>>1060365
fucking pikeys
>>1056572
It's cool and all but it doesn't really make me want to drink
>>1056817
Is this from a longer video?
Not really english but in the ballpark.
>>1024322
Keep the Welsh in there place.
>>1062351
unified European government is the means of destroying Europe
fucking idiot
>>1062372
elaborate
>>1062203
Lmao brilliant
>>1024294
>THE FUCKING M25
Lost it
>>1056523
why are they all laughing at him and wont let him speak?
>>1056817
>nervous laughter
>>1062200
benny hill is buried 15 mins from where I live. What a legend
>>1062609
Because british politics is ultimately decided by who can shout louder in the house of commons, and no one will change that because "lol tradition".
The guy trying to speak is the leader of the opposition, not some random fucko, but he can't make the point he's trying to make because someone else made a terrible school-grade joke and everyone else laughs over him.
Seriously, it's hard to watch anything happen in the house of commons. It all just devolves to shouting and/or cheering and petty "clever" insults and jibes. They're supposed to be the elected leaders of the entire country not fucking David Mitchell doing a bit.
>>1062609
>why are they all laughing
Because they thought the joke was funny
>wont let him speak
What do you think happened after that clip ended? He just walked out of the room?
>>1063114
spoken by someone that watches nothing but PMQs
>>1062200
>Never heard of Maxim and Men's Health.
Max Bants Benny!
>>1062609
Because he's a communist cuckold hellbent on tearing apart the United Kingdom as the labour party is tend to want.
>>1024334
Lm fucking KEK.
>>1056523
I was only pretending to be retarded
>>1060365
fucking gypsies should be exterminated
>>1062351
Kill yourself commie traitor
>>1062609
because lads
>>1062200
I love Ernie: The Fastest Milkman in the West.
>>1024334
>MEIN SHAFT SHE GOT
>>1037702
We know you're from some country no one cares about because you're complaining about Americans.
>>1062351
> fuck nationalist
> desu
Truly, cancer.
>>1055486
>Villa's fan
Yeah, you can laught at him.
>>1066034
you need to grow up
>>1060365
is this barnsley?
>>1062351
>stronger by their side
>UK is weaker than it's ever been
Reminder that Great Britain was a world empire while it was at war with all of it's neighbors.
>>1037453
FOOKEN HELL
>>1062609
>why are they all laughing at him
It was funny
>wont let him speak
They did let him speak. It's just that he's a very boring person so whoever made the webm didn't bother to include whatever he said next.
>>1065748
>anti-immigration
>song with indian lyrics
>>1055437
FUCKING HOMO SAPIENS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1060365
Fuck gypsies.
>>1024334
18 year old me probably would have found this funny
>>1058222
Fucking kill yourself
>>1062351
>stronger in the EU
>UK is currently the weakest its been compared to even before the kingdoms united.
Get the fuck out of here with your autism
>>1056523
>Burnham's smirk
kek
>>1063658
Says the guy in a privileged position I'd bet. Some of us want to support the whole country, not just the rich people in it.
>>1074300
Yes the man who wants to give up northern ireland, supported scottish independence, prefers to call himself a socialist before anything else, and wants to change the foundation of the entire country supports the whole country.
>>1055437
Limeys paid for this.
>>1074316
I know it must be hard to see past your precious tax breaks but the whole country would be better off when the government isn't only concerned with pushing down the masses to benefit the top 10%.
>>1061948
Just hearing the inbred German say that is somehow satisfying
>>1063114
It's Jeremy Corbin who was basically a nobody like siddiq khan.
>5 ppl falling for the weakest of baits
>>1024334
>those fanny-flustered cunts
Should have stayed in the kitchen.
>>1061997
Cultural cancer.
Meanwhile in Northern Ireland
