Dumping about 9 to post myself.
>>1012635
anon bless you, I've been wanting to start one of these for a while but I've never had anything to contribute.
bitch fawk yo pineapple watermelon gang in dis hoe
>>1012645
jesus christ why is my dick rock hard right now
>>1012635
The incredible irony of one of the best ASMRtists out there has gone completely deaf in one ear is too much.
>>1014282
That's hilarious. Which one?
>>1014383
Ephemerial rift, his left ear is dead
I find this forced ASMR extremly hard to enjoy
glad I found a god tier channel which isn't made purposly for that and the person just has an extremly relaxing voice
>>1014282
>>1014383
>>1016453
Good. He's always been the excuse people make when they deny they are into ASMR for the spank bank material. With him gone, all you losers will have to admit why you're really into it.
>>1012635
>ctrl+f Autism
>0 of 0
Fucking autists
>>1012635
>>1016613
>snake will never really exfil you while mumbling war stories to you
Why even live
>>1016484
What if I'm straight, but listen to more guy than girl ASMRtists and dont fap to any of them?
I find the only female asmrist I can fall asleep to is heather feather, otherwise I get to caught up listening to a girl and cant fall asleep.
>>1016630
>he only listens to men and uggos
fag
>>1016613
The triggers I've lost...the sleep I've lost... They won't stop tingling
>>1016484
Because it gives me a ticklish sensation on the back of my neck and spine and it's an unexpected yet pleasant feeling? Okay. Well, that was easy to admit.
check out Cut Dat on youtube. it's about cutting edibles with spoons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0E2l4Nj1Aw
Be sure to watch the mango cut.
>>1016475
kek. That's fucking fantastic
>>1020671
It's easier to get the heart with your hands
>>1012639
I couldn't asmr because I was too busy cringing.
So I'm definitely still in the shallow end of asmr, who's good to listen to? I've only really heard Heather Feather, EphemeralRift, and Bluewhisper. I'm running of of videos.
>>1021771
I really enjoy TirarADeguello but his stuff might not be for everybody
I'm really into Midnight Snack ASMR at the moment. Has such a comfortable voice and smile. Only 5 videos so far but shows a lot of promise. Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF55BhpCgnQ&list=PLAbhxN2kiun5sdL1ra8kzkdvbA4fJLMIh&index=1
>>1016484
>With him gone
He was half-deaf before he started making his videos you no-fun-allowed faggot.
I hate it when it is done on purpose. The only ASMR I can enjoy is when it is done unintentionally, like Bob Ross
Some one do this I'm to lazy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ9YLMoIh1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
>>1012636
ah fuck no it sounds like a swarm of bees in my ears
>>1021771
>female
AccidentallyGraceful
>male
RelaxingASMR
>no voice
Leviticus45
Bit of a shame with the last one really, guy was uploading audios of paper shuffling and haircuts almost 6 years ago before the term ASMR arose. Hasn't made anything in the last 3 years, but what he made is gold if you like the non verbal stuff.
who the fuck enjoys lip smacking anyway? That shit is fucking revolting
>>1021771
I'm not saying they are all great, but the ones I am subbed to are: ASMRrequests, WhispersRed ASMR, Springbok ASMR, Fairy Char ASMR, DonnaASMR, SOUNDscupltures, GentleWhispering (all girls or nonverbal), RelaxingASMR, Massage ASMR, and FredsVoice.
>>1016475
fugg
>>1012635
asmr is gay and you should be gay
>>1024351
But yuuuuuuu r the one who gays!
>>1014178
too much JOI
>>1016484
I tried to jerk off to asmr but I cant get into it. I can get into falling asleep though
>>1024370
Well... that's sort of
the point
>>1024515
>>1024316
>Gentle Whispering
yes
https://youtu.be/X14JyJFzAis?t=103
>>1024735
No idea, sorry
>>1024582
I didn't ask for this boner
>>1014038
got a couple more, but they are over 4mb
>>1016463
huh?
>>1016484
First of all he didn't quit, second of all fuck you, I hope you go deaf for saying that.
Anyway I don't give a shit if people jerk off to it, but I could go to a JOI video if I wanted something like that.
>>1016475
Only good thing to come out of collegehumor in...well, forever.
>>1016637
Are you retarded?
Not everyone listens to jerk off, get over it.
>>1024236
I do...
>>1016484
I only fap to the anime ear licking ones, other than those I use them to relax and enjoy the feeling I get from it. Although even when i'm just relaxing I'll admit I can only get into the female ones.
Also to fill the void of loneliness inside of me.
>>1021771
GentleWhispering is pretty much the gold standard for female ASMR. She’s a Russian immigrant to America, and has the most-viewed ASMR video on YT (I think)
Here’s her best one, in my opinion, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoBtZU46_Ig
If you like EphemeralRift, Phoenician Sailor is similar, but with higher production value, and a deeper voice. He’s also done some collabs with ER, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZdh-HsXWoQ
>>1024236
desu it's because those wet sloppy sounds make people extremely relaxed and turned on at the same time.
It's a human noise sort of thing, all the sounds of being in intimate contact with someone without someone actually being there.
The other non-voice stuff? Some noises are just pleasurable without context, they must trigger neurotransmitters/chemical cascades in the brain. It's like the sounds you 'feel' most in music in extremely concentrated form.
Let me just say this now, you havn't really masturbated until you've done it to some ASMR you really like, in any form.
For those of you that are sceptical, it'll be a like before/after point in your life.
Incoming mini dump of stuff you've seen before
>>1027955
>>1027955
Will be monitoring. Hey what are you using to dl off of youtube? I wanna make a whole slew of SoftAnnaPL webms.
>>1027965
https://github.com/MrS0m30n3/youtube-dl-gui
>>1027962
i'm laughing but im not really feeling anything
WTF is this shit
>>1016484
hes not gone you idiot
>>1021771
>gentle whispering
>rift
>massageASMR
thats all you need
>>1020010
Fuck, I wish I could get that by listening to these; I even know exactly what you're talking about and I've found different ways of getting that feeling, but those ASMR videos just make me feel... kind of uncomfortable, sadly.
>>1024582
This is my new fetish
My favorite one
>low qual
>>1030887
Video sauce?
>>1030898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM5tWg9UJGg
That part starts around the 7 minute mark
>>1030927
Thank you
>>1024735
RJ137202
Posting this, not the most asmr thing you can get, but it works for me.
Food Surgeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxT59kF4jVw
Dreaming With Jeff
http://www.dreamingwithjeff.com/
>>1012635
What the fuck? I can't stop watching this. Is there more of this alien guy?
Probably my best bet to ask here.
Saw some video a few weeks ago, I don't remember who it was by. A woman, possibly slightly chubby with darkish hair (may have been red).
She did this rolling Rs sound about 3/4s of the way through the video, and it's the closest I've ever came to actually getting tingles (been listening to ASMR for about 4 years now since the gimmick first started just because it's relaxing, never actually had any tingles)
Don't suppose anyone knows what I'm talking about?
>>1031222
Is it this one? https://youtu.be/koONa1x4INU?t=17m59s
Nah, I'd remember that russian bimbo if it was her.
It was some lesser known channel, I might rake through my internet history to try and find it.
>>1031646
>>1031648
>>1031222
>>1031615
Fucking found it, searched through 2 months of my internet history (only took me like 2-3 minutes somehow, had a good idea of what it wasn't so I could avoid checking them)
Not to toot my own horn or anything but my description was pretty spot on (chubby red hair)
https://youtu.be/jsorZzNcrIg?t=25m1s
This sound makes me diamonds.
>>1025321
Very nice.
Check out Lilium, if you don't get tingles from her you ain't gonna get tingles at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4YQ2GyaE9w&nohtml5=False
>>1031003
Right back at ya, buddy!
Spent hours searching through various sci-fi databases to find out what his race is after eventually realizing that it is a Deep One from Lovecraft's universe...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeBUF09jFVw&nohtml5=False
you guys gotta check out the korean asmr scene if you havent already
i like dana asmr and ppomo asmr
soy asmr, jellybean asmr and pigsbum are also good
>>1024582
boku no dig
>>1024582
Fuck.
Are there any of these without the licking? Just the talking and maybe some ear cleaning or stove sounds?
>>1025321
>GentleWhispering
Pass, HeatherFeather is way better.
>>1031971
>Spent hours searching through various sci-fi databases
retard
you can literally search the name of the vid and pineapple to find the vid
Does anyone else get tingles not just from specific sounds, but from the 3d movement?
>>1031653
there's noise all over the place and her voice has a childish aggressiveness that's not pleasant.
but hey there's boobs so she will just be another asmr'er that flaunts her tits.
>>1012649
*shampoo sounds
>>1027955
fug
>>1024582
nnng
>>1031994
>dana asmr
my nigga
anyone got pics of gentlewhispering feet?
there was a pic of her at the beach with a coconut that i can't seem to find and it had perfect soles showing
>>1033542
>childish aggressiveness
Not sure if you're projecting, you're autistic or you were molested as a child.
>>1032015
There is always a thread up on /h/ dedicated to this kind of thing. And yes, there are some works with no licking. You just have to ask around or look for it yourself.
>>1032442
yes m8
>>1012636
Aw shit it's been ages since I cut my hair that low
>>1032757
>you can literally search the name of the vid and pineapple to find the vid
Retard
He was looking for the race of alien this guy is dressed as not the video, lrn2read
>>1035179
retard
the race of the alien is literally the first two words in the description, if you put even the slightest bit of effort to fucking click the video HE posted you would have known
I prefer non intentional ASMR.
Unintentional > Just sounds > Japanese > Shit >>>> Camwhores
>>1029934
that fake accent and the terribly made up storyline is too much
>>1035358
Lel, I met this man, never thought I'd see him here of all places
>>1012645
This is the one that introduced me to ASMR. I love numbers and I love ASMR, but I've never since found anything that combined the two of them again really.
trust me just watch it. the audio is not what you think
https://youtu.be/X_3vmKm3d2Q
>>1032757
He was trying to find out what the creature was, not the video itself.
>>1016613
Source?
>>1024582
This gave me a headache
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpqXaMOl5MU
I fucking love this guy, purely because I had been looking for mortar and pestle vids and there is a shocking lack of good quality audio clips of it. This is easily in my top three favorite asmr videos.
The wood tapping and scratching with french whispering video is also pretty fucking great.
>>1016613
source??
>>1021771
Try Christen Noel.
>>1036113
Search for asmr countdown.
>>1030887
I have a slightly higher res version.
>>1012646
oh queenie
>>1032015
look up Lewd Dots on yt. His normal account was removed, so he reposted a lot of stuff there, but he has a lot of good stuff without licking.
>>1027962
i think this is the first clip that i found on /f/ I think that made me feel asmr
>>1012639
>It would be extremely painfur
>painfur
I kek'd
>>1036143
Oh my
>>1040727
I owe you one, anon. Cheers.
>>1016475
This is as effective a parody of ASMR videos as it is an actual ASMR video. 10/10
>>1027962
>tfw you're wearing your headphones backwards
>male asmr
>>1021765
HOTHEAD
>>1042963
I really dislike most female ASMR because of how fake and forced it sounds. That said, I like non-verbal stuff the most.
>>1043049
Intentional asmr 'artists' killed the whole thing for me. Youtube's new monitization format (paid for length over views) didn't help either, with the explosion of low effort channels.
>>1031994
PPOMO is my waifu
>>1042963
so far my favorites are males asmr, not some gimmicky female asmr. lets do mouth sounds 24/7. theres moderation and theres excessive. i dont mind mouth sounds but its easy to figure out when they are doing it to intentionally pander their audience.
>>1012639
based asmattr
>>1043287
did some stupid shit with this one just for fun
>>1043577
>>1043581
>>1043577
this shit fucks with my brain like no asmr ive ever listened to
>>1043332
All the asmr girls get so wet for him, it's upsetting
this has got to be one of the worst faggot shit fads i've seen in a while
i usually just play my asmr playlist and dont watch the vidoes but this girl is like a fucking godess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z79DHuce0kw
>>1012635
I can't watch any of the videos this guy makes, they are just too awkward and cringy. I get ASMR and watch some other shit occasionally, but it's usually pretty normal sounds.
>>1043577
Hey, this is actually really good !
>>1043577
Please make more like this, it's sounds awesome
>>1043577
Do this, but with asmr, not this loud annoying music.
>>1012641
>Gentle wind
Does anyone have the source of this? Need a longer version.
>>1021771
cherrycrush
the same cherrycrush
>>1016613
Fuggg his Snake is so bad.
I should record one, I got on a fucking "failed video" stream and convinced everyone I was DabidHayter.
>>1024361
I wish someone would combine ASMR and JOI
>>1039394
>Hey guys, this is my asmr video, today we are going to be sucking a dick
classic anon
>>1043577
it's like if two monkeys tied me up and started dancing circles around me while holding boom boxes, I don't know how to feel
>>1044009
wrong thread
>>1043577
I beg you to tell me how you did this.
>>1040139
Do more then
Link to channel?
>tfw just found an ASMRist who's a kid and can't bring myself to watch because he makes me feel like a degenerate
>>1024582
Are there male versions of this?
Only yaoi ones I could find have some shitty background music
>>1044420
I basically have no idea what I'm doing, but what I did do was download REAPER and all the free HRTF/binaural VST plugins I could find on google, then make the plugin's angle parameter into an envelope and draw a sawtooth function. I think the plugin I ended up using was by a guy called Klingler.
>>1012635
I am deeply disturbed
>>1044929
Could you like, do it with softer sounds?
>>1043127
I'm not that dude, but to me ASMR is very intimate. It's letting your guard down in a way that an age of screamer videos and whatnot was not previously conducive for.
There's no way I'm gonna feel comfortable with a DUDE whispering to me like that. Say what you want about that as a reflection on my security, but I just don't trust dudes.
I'll take predictable female ASMR any day over dude sounds.
>>1022742
Why do I actually enjoy this one
What is wrong with me
>>1045893
>It's letting your guard down in a way that an age of screamer videos and whatnot was not previously conducive for
what kind of male asmr do you even listen to, why would they compromise their audience when this is either their hobby or way of living. lets be honest here.
>>1044276
Yes, you should.
>>1016484
Hothead
![true 3d sound [ holoacoustic ] demonstration.webm](https://i.imgur.com/FVjrAun.jpg "true 3d sound [ holoacoustic ] demonstration.webm")
Is there any good anime cosplay roleplay asmr? some good Yuno yandere or some other anime girl role-playing.
Tfw no anime fix
dumb thread is dumb
>>1046033
None. That's the point. I do not trust, nor do I feel comfortable having, a dude whispering in my ear at all.
>>1047189
PROMO ASMR has some yandere stuff
Is there one for generic battlefield sounds?
Shit helps me get to sleep like no other.
>>1043577
What the fuck this is insane
>>1043577
>>1044698
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJxyywi24lJeZ_PUDAAws-A
Mostly dumb meme stuff
Is this considered shilling?
>>1047375
Are you Eastern European by any chance?
>>1012635
what the fuck did i just watch
>>1048441
A video of a guy dressed as a Deep One eating Ananas.
>>1047362
I kinda want an English one so that I could listen lazily and sleep to it. Watching takes the relaxation point out of it.
>>1024582
has anyone got into JASMR and now pretty much stuck listening to only this, everything else is shit
>>1048623
yeah but do you actually understand a word of what they're saying there
>>1042963
The youtube fad literally started with Bob Ross you cunt.
>>1048648
That might be why people like it. Many asmr channels are just people whispering about nonsense anyway, or sometimes unintelligible sounds. People like it
>>1048773
I guess. Personally, it just strikes me as frustrating.
For some reason the ASMR that gets me the most is just reading things. Like audiobooks but quieter. Rift has the Fireside Lovecraft which he hasn't updated in a year, but does anyone know some other good quality stuff like that?
>>1044291
asmrxxx.com
It exists compadre
Best
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqxSFv6M_FEJ4mBuQEvyaKw
>>1049832
sorry but I dont speak foregin
>>1012635
I really like ASMR but holy fuck the sounds of people eating enrages me like nothing else, I don't even know why. Something about it really angers me.
>>1044304
*sucking a nigga dick
>>1048346
Not if someone else asks for it.
hey guys, i found a song a while back on here. It was a touhou song. It wasn't completely asmr but it was really cool what it did with the music and sound. The youtube video had scarlet on the front. Anyone know what it was?
>>1054082
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtJgnjlk3tI
>>1043577
anon.exe has stopped working. I think I understand how you got the effect but it still just makes my mind want to shut down.
>>1012645
This made me feel anxiety, wtf is this shit
>>1054113
made my day. Thanks buddy
>>1054182
Despair code.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E
>>1054766
My fucking sides
>>1052164
They have food and you don't.
>>1016484
She made the best parody of ASMR videos. It was hilarious but I dont even remmeber her name or channel so cant find it.
>>1024582
This really makes me wish lewd ASMR ear whispering/licking was a thing in english ASMR videos, and more lewd ASMR whispering in general.
>>1025374
>masturbating to ASMR
I've done so to erotic hypnosis audios, does that count?
Didnt get any tingles then though in my head. Thing is that regular girls whispering ASMR just relaxes and gives me sensations but doesnt arouse me enough to fap, I would need lewd ASMR for that, and theres very little lewd ASMR out there.
>>1047238
I'm with you there, I cannot stand that, its a very intimate thing and its only som3thing I'm comfortable with women doing.
Theres even a bunch of erotic hypnosis audios out there that I completely skipped over because it was a dude speaking, and I rather robotic female voices like some of those videos than a dude speaking that stuff, but even just for ASMR videos its the same thing, I get no ASMR sensations from them either.
>>1056066
>and there's very little lewd ASMR out there.
and that's where you're wrong
>>1056089
Apart from Lewd Dots what is there?
Note I consider lewd ASMR girls whispering lewd things to your ears to get you off with her words and breathy voice maybe even schlicking herself and moaning into your ears softly, getting louder and louder until she finally orgasms but still all the while doing it next to your ears, so you can feel her lust almost oh my god I need this I need this if it exists, an ASMR audio or video doesnt matter please tell me something like that exists, youtube sure as hell won't have it though
>>1056100
>youtube sure as hell won't have it though
that's actually wrong too
i don't feel like looking for a youtube example but it's out there maybe someone else will point you in the right direction but i will start you off by pointing you here
https://boards.4chan org/h/thread/4253462
>>1056133
Thanks anon thats exactly what I'm looking for, even if most of it isnt english voiced
Also thats the first time I've been on /h/ in years.. wow
>>1056100
there's a lot of this type of shit in gonewildaudio and to a lesser extent pillowtalkaudio
for japanese stuff go to /h/ for sure
>>1056150
Gotcha, thanks anon I was entirely clueless where to find audios like that before.
well this is different-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faw3P4wpX-0
Dumping some favorite roleplays
>Britfu accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8h3aadrLHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcQ83ES5xYw
>Muh Koreafu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRHG8AffRh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtmwcsIgXCs
Best DBZ ASMR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbfMKpzxYE0
>>1056054
she deleted her channel
>>1056133
Protip:
>>>/h/4253462
>>1035358
those little scraping squeaks make my skin crawl like nails on chalkboard fuck.
>>1056387
Aw damnit she was so qt
But that video was really her only good one
>>1056389
good job posting the op when the whole thread was linked by him you sure think like a pro
>>1056930
You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you.
>hungry lips got her channel deleted
She creeped me out with her uncanny valley movements
>>1016484
The sounds are the worst parts of porn.
I don't know anyone who would actually fap to ASMR.
Maybe like pausing the video and fapping sure, but not to the sounds and shit.
>>1021771
GenteWhispering. I got into her before ASMR really blew up and she's always been consistent
>be me
>in ~2008-09
>find myself listening to lesbian kissing videos because they give me weird sensation of relaxation
>think im retarded for >listening to porn
>few years later find out asmr on youtube
>videos are scarce but discover i get the same and even stronger tingles from sounds of nail tapping, scratching on certain materials and crinkly stuff
>fastforward few years
>asmr community overtaken by foreveralone beta virgins who watch asmr videos because omg cute gril is whispering in my ear omg im in loove
>community ruined forever
>your favourite channels have long stopped uploading
>>1058658
Reddit ruins everything doesn't it?
>>1044106
just google the metadata title.
>>1060991
i'm so distressed.
I think that FairyChar does the best ASMR even though I'm not a pinay man.
>>1060991
lmao holy fucking shit
>>1016484
Need more ASMR I can knock one out to 2bh.
>>1060991
This had me gigglin
>>1064116
thanks for this anon, she does solid ASMR
>>1057000
If she actually knew how to set up her audio, she would've been decent. By the gods was her audio shittier than shit.
This shit is fucking weird, and you're all fucking faggots for liking and even jerking off to this shit.
>>1066151
She was a porn star, audio wasn't her concern
>>1012635
>This is the guy that bullies others
lmao
>>1043577
Stuff like this is why I love this place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3iYQ7oo1xU
ASMR is a tool of the aliens, they're using it to invade us without us realising.
>>1066249
She's too attractive and definitely the GOAT gf simulator, but I can't tell how old she is. The slight lisp is cute as fuck.
>>1067079
>Cosmic Tingles is in her 30s
>her boyfriend writes scripts for her videos
ASMR is dead to me
I haven't seen her in this thread might as well do it myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqlYHBikTYM
>>1012645
I'm horny, yet my dick is soft. How does this work again?
>>1060991
> propane
>>1067678
Need more of this
>>1067721
I would recommend Makoto (まこと ニコ生), where she read fairy tales. Now on nicovideo.jp and twitch she just upload gameplays.
She sound cute as fuck(and she have really nice boobs too)
But she have few old ASMR too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXHfmLjPxjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQPIuNxygjM
But still I would recommend those reading, but its hard to find tho.
Urara1966 is god-level ASMR.
>>1067743
Thanks anon
>>1067678
>taco taco taco taco
need more Japanese taco asmr
>>1067743
what the fuck is this shit? She just starts freaking out and screaming that aint asmr man
ASMR Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36279n5XW3g
>>1056213
I was enjoying myself immensly until I made the mistake of looking straight upwards.
The empty void stared at me with its one, unforgiving black eye.
Sleeping is ruled out from now on.
