The 4th of July is coming up and I'm living in 'Murica
Fuckin' Semi Trucks and Big Ass Titties and fuckin' guns and shit YEAH 'MURRICA!
Abraham Lincoln died from a terrible blowjob.
Grover Cleveland was so fat that he never once saw his own penis.
Grannies need that deep dickin' Calvin Coolidge did his duty.
George Washington ran out of hemp to smoke and this was when he ordered his army to load up and ride with to his dudes house for an 8th.
Santa Deez Nuts!