secret no ftubuntu allowed edition
sshhh
>>1935058
i saved this picture
>>1935062
thanks for saving my image
>>1935062
>drawing k-ons to look like boys
DELET
>>1935065
it's VERY CUTE please refer to the manga stylings of jin takemiya for more information
baka baakaaaa
reminder that Mio is ROMEO and Ritsu is JULIET
>>1935081
but they're still girls & shouldn't be drawn as boys it's NOT CUTE
ahh i got to go to bed fellows
i almost got too rude!
>>1935089
yess, yessss
LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU!
can someone pls count how many cute pics fbuntu owes me
this is fun
>>1935093
delet this
>>1935094
war is hell, what do you want
>>1935095
Please post only good anime or I'll have to revoke your anime license
goodnight everybody!
also i love you ben!!!
>>1935095
I actually saved this one
>>1935098
I love you matt!!!!!!!
>>1935097
please no, I'll be good
>>1935099
its the best one on my phone right now I think
gm, this is my wolf gf
>>1935308
good morning she's cute
>>1935309
ty she would be happy to hear that
>>1935310
finder?
>>1935310
How did you make bitmap fonts not look bad on osx?
blackjack, balefire and bear
>>1935315
I'm currently making linux-only fonts compatible with OSX. I will share them later.
hello is this the desktop thread
>>1935316
lol those are weird looking airplanes
>>1935318
多分
>>1935321
they are sexy and russhan, the perfect combo
>>1935322
those are not even real, are they even actually qt anime girls that transform into the planes?!
>>1935324
they are real
>
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^
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most people (including me) only ever rice with a wm and no de. I was wondering if anyone had experience or had screenshots of a riced-out gnome/mate/xfce/etc... most of what I can find on google likes like shit.
>>1935346
Here's my riced CDE
>>1935346
Riced GNOME
>>1935346
Riced XFCE
>>1935349
I did not mean to now show you any love friend
I love the old school look you and the first guy who replied have
>>1935351
Thanks, I'm sure he appreciates it. Here's another GNOME I found.
Wake up Neo
>>1935348
>no bottom rounded corners
sure is disgusting
The Matrix has you...
>>1935365
I think I eventually got that working, but apparently not on that theme.
Here's some rounded corners in fvwm, I want to eventually make a perfect OS X clone with it.
>>1935375
More like: not nice
If you wanted me to post a bunch of my desktops, you should've just said something, ben
Here's a perfect image
>>1935373
azusa a cute
i wasn't talking to you fbuntu
>>1935382
You are now
Nobody wants to see your shit desktops f***tu
>>1935386
he only does this for attention, if everyone stops giving him (You)s he'd go away
>>1935386
Pretty much everyone does besides the people who don't post desktops. I wonder why
>>1935388
A common misconception
no thumbnail
no thumbnail here
Don't reply to my posts, I don't care what you have to say.
this image has no thumbnail
this thread ITT is getting it's way better all of a sudden
>>1935401
I disagree but I don't really care enough to intervene
can dish it out but can't take it
pathetic
Was gonna say that it's about enough for now but looks like it isn't.
k-on legs
ok, I got bored of this. good luck ben
>>1935415
thank you
>>1935409
No, he's just doing this because he's mad at me but I don't feel like falling for it.
>>1935418
but you wanted him mad at you?
hahaha he's so desperate
pathetic!
>>1935374
BET I'LL BE DAMNED
BUILT THE DEBT
I TURNED 2'S UP TODAY
>>1935420
Not really
>>1935422
GET PARTED ASCENSION DAY
>>1935421
>why isn't he mad at me like I'm mad at him?
>>1935425
this isn't anger it's pity
i guess when the only attention you get is negative it gets hard to distinguish
>>1935426
What?
>>1935427
Nobody likes you.
PSSHHHBBHBHBBBBT
>>1935428
About 5 people who post anime here don't like me, you mean.
i like you fbungo but also shut up fbungo
>>1935433
Thanks, I'm not really doing anything that deserves to be shut up though.
i like you ben and also pls keep posting cute keions ben
>>1935436
yes commander
If you stop ben then you stop anime spam on desktop threads, all other anime spammers over the last year got tired of it and eventually left but ben is able to somehow keep doing it relentlessly.
>>1935440
not true
>>1935441
It is true. Nobody else spams anymore.
how come i can define function foo {bar} but then when i try to pipe baz | foo it doesn't do bar it just hangs. pls explain
>>1935444
Show the code.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCMu0ihrURg
>>1935442
[movie reference] i am spam anime anymore
>>1935440
not true also no one likes you either
>>1935450
I don't know that movie reference.
>>1935454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8h_v_our_Q
>>1935453
You can't be likeable here unless you're friends with the anime spammers.
>>1935458
true desu
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/06/21/a-sloth-risks-its-life-every-time-it-poops-watch-the-harrowing-act-for-yourself/
>>1935458
Luckily they're not very desirable as friends anyways.
>>1935464
keep telling yourself that lol
>>1935464
then why do u come here idiot
>>1935470
This is probably the craziest thing ever, but this is a desktop thread and... wait for it... I like desktops
>>1935467
I purposefully didn't and don't associate myself with them. People who spam bad anime, have bad desktops, bad personalities, and got desktop threads banned from /g/ aren't people I'd like to have as friends.
i wonder whats the name for that personality disorder
>>1935473
you like bad desktops and pretending to be John
>>1935473
and yet you want people to come over to your IRC lol...
And when they do you use your privileges to try and manipulate them (though you're never successful)
Hey all you cool dudes
>>1935473
you don't even like anime
>>1935477
No, and no
>>1935478
Sure I want people to join, if you don't want to then I probably don't want you there anyways.
>>1935480
Hello
>>1935475
I'll go with having a personality and being selective with who you talk to and trust
>>1935482
I do
>>1935483
Then why did you allow ben to stay initially.
>>1935483
you have 0 personality and instead force your bad taste to try to replace one
he thinks having good taste includes being a giant asshole to everyone around you, and he desperately wishes he had good taste.
idk what kind of autistic moron tries to apply 'good taste' to who your friends are though, what the fuck
>>1935473
>This is probably the craziest thing ever, but this is a desktop thread and... wait for it... I like desktops
Why don't you go to reddit then? None of the people who post here post on unixporn and you'll have anime free desktop discussions.
>>1935488
he's got issues
this was r cute
>>1935495
Akiyama kind of looks like Naganohara in that one
>>1935485
Tricky. I didn't mind him at first of course, and I banned him once when he told me "you won't" or something along those lines. I realized it was stupid, and unbanned him. He's always gotten on my nerves a little bit, but I'm sure I annoyed him too. I did feel bad and want to be friends with him before when he said the same, but he kept insulting #lovefort and and spamming. It would've been much easier if he left a channel he hated so much with nothing in common with the owner, but he didn't, so I banned him and left his channel. I'm still not sure about him, but it's obviously easier if we stay out of each other's ways, which is what I tried to do. Does it make me an asshole? Maybe, but I'm not too sure what else to do.
>>1935486
Not true
>>1935488
You got me on the last part, but of course I didn't mean it like that.
>>1935497
when are u going to fix your hachikuji folder name
>>1935498
I think I already did, that screenshot was old.
>>1935497
i didn't read this post LOL
>>1935500
Cool
>>1935501
didn't read this one either desu
>>1935502
Your brain's automatic text processing makes it impossible for you to not have read a single word in a post that you quoted. So therefore, I don't believe you.
>>1935504
i did NOT read that post or this one either
>>1935503
this post, also, i did not read it
>>1935497
Fuck off I hope I don't make the same mistake of trying to be friendly to you ever again, you were a terrible friend and the instant you stoped trying you just threw it back in my face everytime.
you just can't let it rest, BECAUSE I WAS POSTING k-on instead of other anime was your excuse to start being an asshole this time, and then you blame me for 'insulting #lovefort' fuck off jesus christ
please dont come back to #/w/-desktops
example of a good post:
>wow, anime is really cool! I like it very much, and this picture inspired my desktop (posted above). Some ways that it inspired me are the cuteness, the girl, and the color scheme. Did you like this anime? In my opinion, it's a solid 9/10
example of a bad post:
>why is everyone posting anime. stop this at once. here are one thousand of my bad desktops. also please come use my weird irc channel, but do NOT have fun or i will ban you. i hate the much beloved and notably good posters itt—and i like john who unironically quotes nietsche. please love me
also, in my opinion, IRC drama is fairly freaking epic win. it's very good.
Tuesday is good news day
>>1935497
oh the fucking irony lmao
>>1935511
it's bad because t-mobile cancelled their pizza voucher that they were giving out for t-mobile tuesdays :~(
>>1935510
I'm having a blast at the moment. It's like TMZ but interesting.
>>1935513
not usually a full tray
>>1935507
What did I do that was rude to you? You were obviously spamming to annoy me, you and everyone else here. Literally half of your posts are some snide comment about me for whatever reason. How is that being a good friend? Don't act like I'm out to get you for no reason.
there is no actual irc drama fbuntu just keeps trying to make everything about him as usual
>>1935516
you are a terrible person in general
>>1935516
i d i d n o t r e a d t h i s p o s t l m a o
cheerleaders
>>1935519
I'm pretty negative here, yeah, but it's not like I'm somehow like this to everyone. I'm not trying to act narcissistic or rude but there's obviously a reason I get along with plenty of people online and not with ben. Is it my fault? Partly, I suppose. But I'm not the only one to blame.
>>1935522
i tried to read this post but gave up. would not recommend
>>1935522
you are
instead of purposely trying to make people hate you how about you chill out and actually have a conversation for once instead of spamming a million bad desktops
>>1935523
Thanks for being empathetic and communicative, it's helping a lot.
>>1935524
Okay, half of the time I get hit with 'shut up' or >>1935523 , but I do converse if I feel like it. And if you're fine with random anime posting but not random desktop posting then please never reply to me ever again because that's the stupidest thing I could imagine.
>>1935525
i didn't read this post
CUTE
This one vim plugin works fine on linux but not on osx
>>1935516
ohhhh I see so I'm not supposed to take your annoying as hell "wow look how much better I am than you" posts seriously but now my """"snide comments"""" are really offending you LOL
Considering how terrible you are at recognizing people it probably wasn't even me anyway. here look ill try out acting like you for a senteice
"wow you were a better poster when you were begging me to tell you who kokaru was and prostrating yourself infront of me crying to not let him in #lovefort"
>>1935529
hecked up in my opinion
>>1935531
kokaru appears to be a league of legends character. i hope this helps
>>1935525
i like your desktops ftubuntu
theres no reason to hate u
First of all, sounds like a shitel CPU. So, for one get moar AMD coars; great for compiling.
Second, well, your cooling is totally cucked, fix it, you pajeet.
>>1935531
I never replied to you saying that (well, I used to, but you told me to stop and unban you and I did). I haven't been rude to you since then. As for that guy, I asked you to not to tell him about lovefort like you did your channel because he's the epitome of annoying and rude. We should continue this in IRC, pm me @mobo
>>1935532
yeah, had this really cool idea that i made into reality on linux but can't do it on osx.....
>>1935536
Thank you
>>1935525
if you didnt act like such an ass all the time maybe people would talk to you
it's a vicious cycle and it's entirely your own fault
Should I buy a game called "Hyperlight Drifter" on steam?
>>1935540
you should just go watch k-on instead ftubuntu you have a severe case of internet brain and need to get some anime in you to level things out
>>1935540
irony
>>1935545
it's apparently on my wishlist but I don't actually own it or know anything about it hope this helps
>>1935545
i bet it's available on a torrent site
>>1935540
This is public interest desu
>>1935547
I don't get it
>>1935550
Yeah but it feels super cheesy to talk about it here, like we're on Dr. Phil or something.
>>1935544
People do talk to me, stop being so close minded like I'm the devil and the only one who can do wrong.
U R THE EPITOME OF ANNOYING ND RUDE
I AM PERFEVT I M BETRER THEN U
GAZE AT MY 10/10 TASTE
lmao
>>1935553
i like this post
>>1935551
>Yeah but it feels super cheesy to talk about it here
you post lyrics and weird cheesy things on your desktops all the time lmbo
>>1935549
I like supporting the creators. (except when it comes to movies and tv shows hahaha)
Anyway, I just bought it so well see how it goes.
>>1935554
ITS BETTER THEN URS & HAS ALSO BEEN HERE LONGER 2
>>1935555
No regrets
>>1935558
unlike your MOM who regrets ur birth lmao also cute nails
>>1935559
I don't think she does
Plain nails are the cutest
ftbuntu GTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ur f*cking annoyinggg omg
>>1935561
searching frantically for the upvote button but I can't find it?
i hope u had a nice day @ work sadlad
>>1935564
yes, yes. sorry about last time. I've been spending too much time on wizchan arguing with neets so I got a bit heated.
>>1935565
that's ok we still <3 u
>>1935566
same
>>1935567
lemme know if that's any good like i said idk anything about it
you should get momodora: reverie under the moonlight it's very good
>>1935568
I like how it looks but I have no clue what is going on but I also don't wanna cheat and read some online guide.
I'm just roaming the city atm.
>momodora: reverie under the moonlight
Windows only.
Here's my submission for the banner contest
>>1935571
oops u misspelled baka contest
>>1935381
Can you post that image?
>>1935494
underrated post
go 2 hell ftubuntu desu!!!!!
wow suddelny i feel much more kindly disposed towards ftubuntu6s?? for what reason i donut know it is a mystery for the ages
>>1935581
Must be my charming personality
>>1935585
hmmm... :~/... i dont think thats it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrbOo_5Txo8
>>1935593
She is not for such activities
>>1935083
it's very cute
>>1935596
you know what ftubuntu you're all right
>>1935600
Thanks
you sir,better thean hitler, better, just you are now mah nigge, you got that nigge pass. you good you good
>>1935062
What is your firefox css?
>>1935611
I wrote it myself, after carefully studying anime for tips (background is actually taken from anime)
to be more helpful, it's just "remove literally everything except the urlbar and replace the color fill with a cool tiling pattern". Tabs are tree-style tabs so they pop out from the left when you mouse over.
Tuesday's gone with the wind
>>1935631
cuz lord knows I can't change
>>1935633
wrong song IDIOT
>>1935634
nice
>>1935635
LORD KNOWS I CAN'T CHANGE
Well now they call me the breeze
I keep blowin' down the road
>hands get sweaty
>blow on them
am I the only one who does this
how do you guys take such clear pictures of your desktops?
>>1935640
professional studio equipment
>>1935645
lmbo
who am I
>>1935647
Anonymous
Avant garde
Speaking as a girl, stuff like this is just so unattractive. Do you really think you're cool because you have lots of space (that you don't even use) on your desktop?
You ever wonder why guys with MacBooks are more attractive to us? It's because they don't spend time doing this useless nonsense.
>>1935651
no that's mahjong
>>1935652
Trans fats, or trans-unsaturated fatty acids, trans fatty acids, are a type of unsaturated fats that are uncommon in nature but became commonly produced industrially from vegetable fats for use in margarine, snack food, packaged baked goods and frying fast food starting in the 1950s. Trans fat has been shown to consistently be associated, in an intake-dependent way, with increased risk of coronary heart disease, a leading cause of death in Western nations.
We came to get wild and style in these trench coats
Don't start asking whats packin in these trench coats
But just know if you start acting I'm grabbin for these trench coats
>>1935658
Michael Gilmore, the Pentagon's director of operational test and evaluation, reported that the latest F-35 operating system has 931 open, documented deficiencies, 158 of which are Category 1 – classified as those that could cause death, severe injury, or severe illness.
He reported that around 60 per cent of aircraft used for testing were grounded due to software problems. He cited one four-aircraft exercise that had to be cancelled after two of the four aircraft aborted "due to avionics stability problems during startup."
The F-35 is the first modern US military aircraft not to have a heads-up display. Instead, pilots will wear the display as part of their helmet, but the current level of software development means that the helmets can't handle night vision, which leaves pilots at something of a disadvantage.
Mechanical problems also dog the aircraft, he reported, especially with the ejector seat mechanism. Gilmore said that after initial testing, pilots weighing below 136 pounds won't be allowed to fly the aircraft, and there are "serious" problems for those weighing over 165 pounds.
is this the desktop thread...
>>1935661
why yes it's derek nice wall paper and choice in anime
>>1935661
Yes, nice desktop
The Confederate Flag is a sign of freedom, and it is part of history, and if you don't like it... too bad suckers
Lol I had sex with one girl before bcause I showed her the custom window manager on my IBM Thinkpad. I had some Icon packs and custom keybinds she was really into it. I had to show her how to install i3-gaps she didnt even know you could change your X environment LOL. When I showed her my solarized xterm she got wet as fuck. Its really not that hard to have sex with women when you know what you are doing.
So yeah, fuck off whore.
>>1935545
i own it but I've not finished it. it's not really my thing, it's like REALLY hard,or maybe I'm just inept
the art is super cool tho
>>1935666
have u tried git gud
>plays video game
>says the art is super coolthough
lol
>>1935669
that's an actually good reason to play a video game? they're art after all u know
>>1935668
gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.
Did you mean this?
gui
>>1935670
which reminds me play journey
"If you are concerned about the likelihood of poop appearing, you should limit stimulation to very shallow penetration," says Prause. "Fecal matter is [also] more likely depending on the shape of the penis. A rigid, large corona [the head of the penis] will be more likely to capture the material and drag it out."
So yeah, it's definitely a possibility. To find out what can be done to help prevent a stinky situation, we checked in with Rachael Ross, M.D., Ph.D., co-host of The Doctors, for some tips on how to keep your poop in its proper place (a.k.a. the toilet).
>>1935673
oh no oh noooo oh jeeze oh dang
>>1935673
>Rachael Ross
isn't she one of the friends
>>1935675
The one with the blond hair
>>1935674
>>1935675
"If you are concerned about the likelihood of poop appearing, you should limit stimulation to very shallow penetration," says Prause. "Fecal matter is [also] more likely depending on the shape of the penis. A rigid, large corona [the head of the penis] will be more likely to capture the material and drag it out."
So yeah, it's definitely a possibility. To find out what can be done to help prevent a stinky situation, we checked in with Rachael Ross, M.D., Ph.D., co-host of The Doctors, for some tips on how to keep your poop in its proper place (a.k.a. the toilet).
RELATED: 7 Men Share Their Uncensored Thoughts About Anal Sex
Clear the Pipes
“There are so many different speeds and depths that can occur during anal sex,” says Ross. "Coupling that with pre-prep, or lack thereof, determines who will have an accident or not. Plainly and simply, if your anus is full of poop when you start anal, then there’s a chance of stooling during the activity." Translation: Try to clear it all out before the fun begins.
Some people’s method of choice is a water-based enema, says Ross. An enema is a device that you can pick up at your nearest drugstore and fill with water, which you then pump into your anus to flush out any stool. The instructions for enemas can vary by brand, so be sure to follow them to a T. After that, you can shower right before you have sex to make sure you feel as pristine as possible.
oh my god
>>1935678
“Some guys who are into anal are also sort of turned on by the poop smell and seeing particles of poop throughout the event,” says Ross. "Don’t be embarrassed." Second, sex can be pretty freaking weird, but that’s part of what makes it in a class all its own. Do your best to laugh it off, then give it a go again when you’re feeling adventurous.
>>1935652
i don't do it to look attractive to girls desu
>>1935713
lol
>>1935714
what's funny
My shitty phone homescreen