ITT:Lewd /vr/
>>3342779
By the same artist that worked on the Lula. Sadly it's only in German and the only version I found came with an old ass dosbox install. Would love to find the game stand-alone someday.
Lula 3D is fucking terrible btw
>>3342802
The part where you "interrogate" Jessica Rabbit went right over my head as a kid. Obviously you fuck her during the mini-game. How in the hell did Nintendo Of America okay this???
>>3342809
>Waiter fully clothed, standing in hot tub
>>3342809
My father had that for our Atari 800.
>>3342828
I'm bout ta BLERK all over my monitor if you sniff my drift.
Leisure Suit Larry 7 was pretty lewd.
Why did the western erotic games scene totally dry up? You'd never get a game purely based around it's sex appeal these days from the U.S..
>>3342889
PC market became more accessible to the average consumer. Western taboos about sex and muh children.
This thing was piss, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't honk it to it constantly.
>>3342779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o64qCT0lLI0
proper /vr/
Café Paradise - ZX Spectrum
>>3342889
I don't really know know to be honest. Maybe it has something to do with porn laws? That being said I remember a ton of flash shit from the 2000s that was entirely erotic.
>>3342835
>Doesn't understand style.
>>3342809
>those saggy 80s tits
>>3342946
>those are considered saggy
I want to go back
>>3342958
I'm gonna take you back to the past.
>>3342946
Those tits are the real King's Quest, if you know what I mean.
>>3342828
wh....what game?
>>3342972
>devastated
>muh time machine
>>3342946
>Saggy
wtf
http://csdb.dk/release/?id=23178
>>3343168
>>3343189
Looks like a picture taken with the Gameboy Camera.
Post Eastern stuff!
>>3343220
No.
>>3343220
OK
How can western """"""lewds"""""" even compete?
>>3342818
The fuck are you talking about?
>>3342972
Those are some big flabby titties. Jesus. I wonder what they're looking like now with her going around braless.
>>3342809
>mfw DOS 3.2 came out in '86
This shit must've looked archaic even then
>>3343287
Yeah Jo pretty much tied up my 28.8k 24/7 back in the day
>>3342972
could they shove those shorts up her gapping wide cunt any further?!
>>3343163
http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/spellcasting/spellcasting.htm
Really good game and I think underrated because people just think it's just some porn game when it's a legit point&click adventure. The objective just happens to be trying to get the guy laid. It's fun and the cartoons are hot enough that I fapped a lot to it at 13 years old.
>>3343625
>underrated
Totally, but I agree it's a great point and click game and the art is very tolerable.
>>3343878
that smooth af original jazz s/t tho
>>3343274
nigga... most women's big titties droop like tht.. even the small titties..
wtf i hate modern men now
>>3342972
he'd rather be
THANK YOU OP
I've been wondering about that game for so many years now. My mom bought me Captain Claw for PC, and the back of the manual advertised other games from the same discount line of titles. One of the images was the big titted woman. I remember seeing the game in a store one single time, but I could never ever find it again. Google failed me over and over.
Turns out it's not even the same game. This one is total shit and is called Lula: Virtual Babe.
>>3344143
...aaaaand I was wrong. They released this as well. But the cover I remember in store was the red one.
>>3344143
You're welcome
>>3343219
And mods still deleted it.
>>3342809
Roberta Williams on the right
Not even kidding
>>3344159
Isn't Ken the waiter? Roberta was great until like, 1991.
>>3343274
don't tell me you actually believe that ridiculous myth that not wearing a bra makes for saggy tits. it's even been proven that its the exact opposite. Over reliance on bra support makes the breasts less able to hold shape on their own over time.
>>3342807
>Getterlove
Do they shoot getter rays out their cocks when they cum?
Spain had some covers made by a literal porn comics artist
>>3344539
>Those girls in Skies of Arcadia with jiggle physics in their polygon boobs.
>They polish really phallic canon ammunition on the deck sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JsON9zajpM
The classic
>>3343287
>>3343312
Jo gUeST
>>3342941
Maybe I do and I was taking note, that ever occur to you? You boys may have style, but I have class.
>>3342946
>I have never seen boobs other than my mom's irl
>>3342889
The US created the ESRB and it pretty much became impossible to make successful adult games, and europe had to conform.
>>3342903
I still kinda wish I could find Virtual Valerie Director's Cut, the previous game, but looks like no iso exists
>>3343174
I'd still bang that.
>>3342903
You and me, bro. This game is worse than the cheap flash games you find on Newgrounds what with the plastic prerenders and awful animations, yet as a teen I found it arousing.
>>3344494
No, you have to use Getter Rays to expose girls that are actually dinosaurs.
>>3344417
No, he was a regular waiter from a restaurant they frequented.
>>3343230
>Steam Hearts
Literally responsible for my love for futa, unless I am mixing it up.
>>3342908
This guy has a really weird accent and I just can't place where it's from.
>>3346540
Portugal presumably.
That said I work with a Portugese guy and he doesn't sound much like this.
GET THAT GIRL!
NOW
TODAY
NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlkVFbDAWdE
>>3345136
It has a futa
>>3346691
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Thanks anon, I've been looking for this quite a while. Jah bless!
My friends cousin once gave me a non descript CD with lots of random games burned on it. One of the games was a topdown JRPG, oldschool sprites, random enemy encounters, overworld maps, dungeons, all that good jazz.... but with softcore hentai every time a story is being progressed. I remember the first chick you find is a lewd Red Riding Hood. And I remember that the final boss chick had a monster mouth on the palm of her hand.
Does it sound familiar to anyone?
>>3346746
Definitely Knights of Xentar. Her and Red Hood rang a bell and it's an okay game. I even liked how the English localization parodied JRPG.
>>3345136
>>3346716
Old games with futa were really rare, compared to today. For the PC98, besides Steam Hearts, I can only think of a scene in Night Slave, and of course Bounty Hunter Ludy and Seraphita.
>>3346691
There never was a full version. bastards
i got some
>>3348204
she got a bunch of games
>>3348204
RPG game
>>3348209
magazine ad
>>3348209
french game manual, i guess
>>3348213
in-game shot
>>3348216
There was also a second RPG in this series. The box isn't interesting, but here's some in-game shot.
ok now some non-elvira stuff
this game is lews all the way through, here's a picture of your spaceship
>>3342884
Hail to the king, baby!
>>3348235
another one
and as you can see, the ship is actually a transformer!
>>3348238
and here's the final one
and actually (according to my notes) the "Brad Stallion" series is supposed to be played in this order:
1. Sex Vixens from Space
2. Planet of Lust
3. Bride of the Robot
4. Sex Olympics
these are all by Free Spirit Software, whose only other claim to fame seems to be kid educational programs like their Barney Bear series.
i guesss the idea was to get you horny, then later on sell you the kid programs?
>>3343625
It took me years to get that the title was a pun - "love for sale."
>>3346623
I've watched An Idiot Abroad and on the episode where Karl went to Brazil the people there sounded nothing like that guy. Maybe Portugal has a different accent.
>>3348204
she scared my dick stiff
>>3348786
Nintendo won't release this game to the PAL Virtual Console.
I've always wanted to play this on a 3DS. Have to settle to emulating a rom on my Microsoft Phone. What a cock tease.
>>3342779
I bought Lula: The Sexy Empire off of GOG and as soon as I finished the first chapter and opened my own studio I was immediately overwhelmed. They throw a staggering amount of mechanics at you all at once.
>>3346946
Did the first Bible Black game have futa or am I mixing it up with the OVAs or something?
>>3350327
Futa was always a huge part of Bible black
>>3346946
>Knights of Xentar
that's the game. Thanks anon!
test
>>3346746
>>3346946
Tragically enough, Knights of Xentar was possibly the best jrpg game the PC ever had in the retro days. It was a decent jrpg, all in all - hentail stuff not included. You had your protagonist who saves the world, his companion that was strong as an ox, heal bitch, save the world plan, lots of demons to kill and a storyline that made sort of-kind of sense.
>>3351306
Megatech really did try to import some of the J-PC goodness, it's a shame they went under so fast.
Cobra Mission was alright and Power DOLLS was great if you like Front Mission and cuties.
>>3342828
>TAKE
>TAKE
>TAKE
>>3342779
How 'bout some Gem'x?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8Glx1e0nm8
>>3351306
Personally I like how Cobra Mission tried to be a very different JRPG than the rest, being set in the modern times, on an island off the coast of Florida (IIRC). It's a pretty solid game all over, although it's a bit hard at times and it has some non-standard gameovers that are a bit dickish. The battle system is original and fun, however, really a cut above the rest.
Mad Paradox is okay, although very standard.
Princess Maker 2 was never officially released (although it is licensed) but it is a pretty solid RPG/Raisin Sim from Gainax of all people. For those who don't know the full story behind how it never came to be, you can read it here, it's a pretty interesting thing: http://softegg.com/products/pm2/pm2.php
Best dating sim game to date.
What about... lewd arcade games?
This game felt pretty lewd when I played it.
>>3352156
Haven't played it myself, but it looks more cute than lewd to me.
>>3352187
Well, I guess there isn't anything inherently lewd apart from quite a bit of midriff, but it's the kind of game where the girls won't even look your way at the start and treat you like a plebeian, and by endgame they swarm your house in the morning to wake you up and give you good morning kisses, to the point that even your mom comments on having so many girlfriends.
>>3352156
You eh.. must have lived quite the sheltered life.
>>3343307
It was a text adventure so it looked like text.
RElated question that will probably get lost in all the pixel titties, but why has there been a move away from somewhat more realistic or at least realistically proportioned art and (maybe) plots? Seems to be the case in both japanese and western games, especially when it comes to a constant obsession with humanly impossibly boob size and monster sex.
Also, would you say that the writing for lewd vidya has gotten better or worse?
>>3342814
looks almost like she has a boner
>>3352253
Her clit is erect
>>3352241
I don't think there really was any pretense of realism to begin with, personally.
As for writing, it depends on the scope of the game, but on average, I think that at the turn of the century there has been a turn for better writing, although there's both masterpieces of writing with lewds and lewds with somewhat simple writing and plots.
>>3342814
Reiko helped me with learning stick shift
>>3344421
I've heard sleeping on your back can keep dem titties firm.
>>3344528
I wonder how many people actually fapped to this. Somebody had to have fapped to it. There might even be some tiny population of people with a fetish for 8-bit porn who can't masturbate to anything too detailed.
Captain Blood thread reminded me, that game featured the Ondoyantes, an alien race that have mind powers that always make them look like female of the same species as the observer, thus pixel tits (except in the US version where they had space bikinis).win the game and you get one as a waifu
In the sequel the ondoyante was played by a live action actress (with some clothes this time).
>>3352707
Fukkin' loved Captain Blood.
Also do porn games count?
>>3346691
Dayum! I almost forgot about this. Definitely the first thing resembling a dating sim I ever played. Unfortunately it also triggered my autism and subsequently served as a blueprint for interaction with women for several years.
>>3346691
INtroducting some RPG-style starting stats into dating sims to create different challenges would actually be kinda cool...any games that did this?
>>3342884
Shake it baby!
>>3344603
This
I was an arcade boy with arcade faps.
>>3344603TURNING
>>3342806
Her ass looks like balls.
>>3352690
I'll fap to it later tonight for you anon.
>>3344494
>>3352792
True Love let you chose a character archetype at the start of your game that gave you different stats distribution.
>>3342779
I remember that game. Never really played it, but Lula was my first real gaming waifu. Had many a fap to her.
Iz only smellz.Don't cry
>>3343307
>>3352690
>I wonder how many people actually fapped to this
+1
>>3358502
Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom
>>3348786
>>3358502
anon you want in on this action?
>>3352690
I could probably fap to it honestly. For the normal person, though, I imagine it was meant as more of an obscene "OH NO THEY DIDN'T" sort of novelty game as opposed to something meant to be sexually appealing in and of itself. You know, kinda like hastily drawn cumming dick graffiti.
>>3356628
U smell yur ass
l like nesty
>>3358631
Hey You!
CUM ON!
Come to the PARTY!
>>3346691
came here to post this
>>3358667
Wut wuld ur father think about this
