If you pick Gerudo you have to be female.
>>3313925
Z O R A
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>>3313925
Goron so I can be cuddly and also be strong.
>>3313928
This, Zora looks like the most fun.
Kokiri.
Eternally a shota, and the lolis never grow.
Yeah it's sick but so am I
hylian
then i get to be the mary-sue and be the hero and 1-and-only savior of the world
>>3314197
You'd be just another regular Hylian.
But maybe you could get into the military and stalk the princess, not a bad idea.
whichever has the highest life expectancy
>>3313925
Gerudo, so I can be a Gerudo rights activist.
I'd visit Castle Town regularly, just infrequently enough that people never knew when to expect me. I'd walk around the shopping district, handling all the merchandise but rarely buying anything. And if the guards hassled me, I'd tell them that I have a right to be there and they have no right to treat me like an outsider. It would rule.
>>3314845
That's not really being an activist, that's just being an annoying sociopath.
>>3313925
If I pick Gerudo can I at least be futa
>>3314865
Don't respond to the tripfag
>>3313925
White
Zora and I'd pick female either way.
>>3314925
>Gerudo
>futa
At least you can rape any Hylian man in order to preserve your race.
>>3313925
DEKU ALL THE WAY MAN
>PROJECTILE VOMIT SEEDS AT A VELOCITY SUFFICIENT TO KILL PEOPLE
BETTER PUT AWAY THE SUNFLOWER SEEDS, CUZ THIS AIN'T THE LITTLE LEAGUES ANY MORE
>CAN FLY USING FLOWERS AND DROP BIOLOGICAL FLASHBANGS ON PEOPLE
FORGET THE PLASTIC SURGEON INSTALLING ROTORS ON YOUR BACK YOU CAN BE APACHE RIGHT NOW
RAIN FLOWERY DEATH ON ANYONE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO STAND IN YOUR WAY
>CAN HOP ON WATER LIKE A GRACEFUL FUCKING BALLERINA
>TFW YOU ARE LITERALLY JESUS
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
>EVEN IF A KID SOMEHOW SURVIVES YOUR RUTHLESS BARRAGE YOU CAN JEW HIM INTO BUYING USELESS SHIT FROM YOU
>YOU MAY BE SHORT BUT BITCHES KNOW YOU ARE PACKING SERIOUS WOOD
>GETTING SICK OF SOMEBODY'S MONKEY BUSINESS? KIDNAP THE DEKU PRINCESS AND FRAME HIM FOR IT
>KING WILL BOIL THAT FUCKER FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY BARREL FULL OF MONKEYS
>PLAY BRASS INSTRUMENTS
>MADE OF WOOD
DEKU RACE BEST RACE
FUCK YEAH
>>3314949
Hylian, then.
>>3313925
Kokori>Zora>Goron>Hylian>Gerudo
Kokori so I can be a child forever and have a big tree keep my comfy.
Zora for the women, swimming and seafood.
Goron for mountain monk mode.
Then Hylians since most of my life would be really normal and boring when you're not trying to figure out how to fuck the fish people.
I'd rather be a concubine than a Gerudo.
>>3313925
Skeleton or a Ghost as long as I'm still me
>>3313925
Stalfos
BIRD PERSON
Goron of course.
>>3315852
Stupidest race.
Also I would be a Goron because Gorons are my niggas.
>>3314123
ths desu famicom
A goron, so I could have lots of gay orgies with other gorons. They are an all-male race, aren't they?
>>3314845
>chooses delicious brown race
>just so she can be an uproarious cunt and get away with it
Not even surprised. Disappointed, but not surprised.
>>3316059
I don't think Nintendo put all that much thought to it, but now that you mention it, the only children I can think of have a single father so for all I know they could reproduce by budding
>>3314865
>that's just being an annoying sociopath
Or in other words, an activist?
Skull Kid or Deku Scrub
>>3316059
I think they reproduce asexually like rocks.
>>3313925
>Be Gerudo femme
>Use men with my beauty
>Grind the finest dicks into dust
>am an assassin
Is that supposed to be bad?
>>3316348
Wow, you're a fucking homo
>>3316414
Woman and man have sex
>gay
>Gerudo
>Have to be female
Real Zora or maybe Subrosian.
>>3313925
A small fat korok with a violin or flute. Spend my nights playing my obnoxiously loud music in the local villiages until the early hours of the morning.
>>3315072
underrated post
>>3316479
That's a damn short dress Zelda's wearing.
Subrosian all the way.
>>3313925
Ur mom
>faggot
>>3313928
Same. Their domain is the best place to live in Hyrule.
walrus
>>3317697
>you will never Date Rosa
>not picking the Mexican Muslim bellydancing pirate ninja race
How does it feel to be completely wrong, /vr/?
>>3318679
>Wanting to live in a fucking desert
>>3315072
Keked
>>3313928
female zoras canonically have the largest breasts
Cucco for sure
>that sense of community knowing that your homies have your back if some fucknut start knocking you around for the fuck of it
>invulnerability and flight
>hang out in grassy fields and farms all day, seemingly providing nothing but getting fed and cared for in return likely due to terror of Cucco swarms
>>3320105
>Wanting to live in a fucking forest
>Wanting to live in a fucking cave
>Wanting to live in a fucking lake
>>3313925
>Have to be female
Not seeing a problem.
>>3316428
Feminine Ganondorf is hot as shit. Can't believe I forgot about it.
>>3318679
My thoughts exactly.
>>3320105
I'd be fine with living in a desert where it's constantly 100+ degree's during daylight hours and chilly during the night. Better than where I live where weather is best described as crazy bipolar. Be even better if I'm a decent shade of brown where I won't go up in flames if I step outside during the day.
>>3320298
Cucco's are clearly the master race in the Zelda series. Everyone else exists to serve them, Link's adventures are almost completely insignificant compared to the sidequests where he raises/cares for cuccos.
>>3313925
stalfos... just because.
I couldn't find a more zoomed in picture but I just want to be a peaceful butterfly floating around till I land on some nice stick the hero of time is carrying.
Sounds relaxing.
