Tifa or AERIS
Neither. Yuffie is best.
Tifa. Nice rack, good personality, puts out.
>>3307608
/thread
>>3307565
Aerith.
>>3307605
Never understood why Yuffie has such a fanbase. She's a lying, stealing cunt with zero redeeming features.
>>3307638
Tifa is a delusion-enabling do-nothing with the worst limit break in the game
>>3307663
Well hey, I'm not picking sides here. I don't have a FF7 waifu. But there's a difference between a character who doesn't do a whole lot, and a character who actively fucks you up by stealing all of your materia. And it's not like Yuffie redeems herself later on, no. When you first meet her, if you don't answer the questions properly, she robs you. When you get her on your side, you could fight alongside her for a large portion of the game, yet waaay later, she fucking robs you again. And even after THAT she's still scheming to steal your materia. She's just an asshole and I'd consider her one of the antagonists if the game didn't keep her coming along for the ride. Similar deal with Cait Sith.
>>3307671
>And it's not like Yuffie redeems herself later on, no
Doom of the Living is one of the best limit breaks in the entire game. That counts.
>>3307690
I mean story wise. Having a badass limit break (not that I've actually seen it) doesn't make up for being a liar and a thief from beginning to end.
>>3307638
>She's a lying, stealing cunt
So a typical tomboyish teenage girl. Also, not a used up whore unlike Tifa (Seventh Heaven's Main Attraction) and selling-her-flowers Aeris.
>>3307735
I don't know what the fuck kind of 16 year old girls you've been hanging around that steal essential stuff off of people they've been "friends" with for ages. Obviously some do that but it's far from typical.
Even then, I don't see what being a teenage girl has to do with anything, nor Tifa being a whore (the game never implies this), nor Aeris selling her flowers (uh, so?). Teenager or not, Yuffie is an awful person and the rest of the team would have been better off leaving her to fuck around in forests for the rest of her life.
>>3307608
Came here to post this.
>>3307770
>that steal essential stuff off of people they've been "friends" with for ages.
Wait, Yuffie has someone who she has been friends with for ages in the game?
>Tifa being a whore (the game never implies this),
How do you think Barret financed his revolution? Also she knows exactly how to infiltrate the Dons place.
>Aeris selling her flowers (uh, so?)
Selling her flowers is slang for selling her body.
>>3307608
only answerplus she loves cloud best
>>3307848
She gives him a blowjob in game, iirc.
>>3307832
If you get her to join your team early on there's a pretty huge gap between her joining you and getting to Wutai, where she steals your materia. You'd think by then she'd either:
a) Have grown closer to the party, in which case stealing their shit makes her awful, or
b) (more likely) Was just hanging out with them so she could nick their shit when they get to Wutai, which still makes her awful.
You still haven't actually given any redeeming qualities of her personality, all you've done is said Aeris and Tifa are whores, which is completely irrelevant.
>>3307859
They fuck under the Highwind if the right dialog options have developed.
mario
Mario
Tifa - The option for high test males
Aeris - Beta males who are looking for another mother
Yuffie - Otakus and weebs general
>>3308074
And Barret?
>>3307884
It's possible that she just freaked out at Wutai and tried to ditch you because she was ashamed of her home town. That would be enough to stress out a teenager so much that they'd do the absolutely stupidest possible thing.
But it's been a while since I played it and never paid attention to Wutai anyway, beyond the fact that it is one of the few places to learn Trine.
>You still haven't actually given any redeeming qualities of her personality,
Already did, she's a cute teenage tomboy. Anything you'd do together would be a new adventure.
>all you've done is said Aeris and Tifa are whores, which is completely irrelevant.
It makes Yuffie win by process of elimination.
>>3307565
The one that isn't a corpse.
Elena
These two.
>>3308078
He's a big guy
>>3308285
For Cloud
>>3307608
yes.
>>3308232
Correct answer.
>implying I'm a necrophiliac
OP pls
Tifa best girl
CLOUD IS BEST GRIL
>>3308395
but cloud cant fuck cloud
>>3307663
>worst limit break in the game
m8
no
>tfw playing through ff7 right now
feels good what a wonderful game
>ctrl+f "Jessie"
>no results
you what
>not wanting to be dominated by Scarlet
It's like you're all fags or something.
>>3307565
I'm more into Barret desu....
>>3307565
>another waifu/husbando circlejerk thread on /vr/
sage for /v/-tier cancer
>>3307605
came here to post this.
>>3307565
TITS
>>3308093
You sound like one of those borderline-pedophiles on /r9k/ that say anybody who has lost their virginity is impure and untouchable.
>>3307638
and Tifa is a mass murdering eco terrorist.
What surprises me is how many people forget the shit you pulled in the first hour of the game and somehow point figures at petty theft
>>3307608
>puts out.
[citation needed]
>>3307565
Tifa, always.
Aeris was Zach's girl.
Yuffie is cute, but she's not Tifa. Her tomboy points don't put her ahead because Tifa is also tomboyish.
>>3308074
Aeris was never motherly at all in the original game she was more flirty and adventurous and threatened to rip Don Corneo's balls off she also scammed the guys in front of the Honey Bee inn I fail to see how she would have ever been "Another Mother" for anyone when Tifa was always the more motherly and nurturing of the parties women.
>>3308074
Did you even play FF7?
>>3309046
It's in the game nimrod. She fucks Cloud, no condom.
>>3308959
As someone who married a girl who was only ever with him, it's much much better than any other kind of relationship. Having their hearts broken fucks girls up forever.
>>3307605
Best choice.
>>3309173
>a girl who was only ever with him
>>3309173
>Being fucked up enough to think this
You have issues, anon.
>>3307608
puts out for zach
>>3309301
You're not really sounding like any less of a borderline pedophile creep, you know.
>>3309301
nice crystal ball clairvoyance powers, you cuck
>>3307565
>smile
Less discussion more lewds please
>>3309526
You gotta trust someone eventually. Didn't take clairvoyance to see that a sweet churchy virgin would be far more trustworthy than the twenty girls before her.
>>3309523
Lol she was 17. I wonder how many chances at happiness you've passed up because you're afraid what people will think of you.Tifa still best girl though.
>>3309778
It's not even about the age but the way to talk about "having" her and stuff. Just makes you sound like a fucking creep.
>>3307605
Came here to post this. She never leaves my party whenever I replay FF7
>>3309812
>not having your wife
no wonder you're afraid of getting cucked
>>3309950
Who said I was afraid of getting cucked?
>>3309526
>>3309523
Gotta love this virgin rage
>>3310048
Hey man, I don't really care who does what with who, I'm just saying the guy sounds creepy as hell talking about the way she was "only ever with him" and calling her "jailbait". It sounds like he thinks he owns her.
>>3310063
Stay off tumblr for a while.
>>3310064
What makes you think I go on tumblr?
>>3310063
Can you white knight for some nonexistent woman anymore? jesus
>>3310082
I'm not trying to white knight, he's free to do what he wants, and I'm free to say he sounds like a fucking creep.
>>3310028
Oh yeah, you were the guy who thought I have her too under control it was the other guy who thought I didn't have her enough under control. That's how I know I'm doing it right. Also that my life is so awesome.
>>3310063
I do own her and will continue to own her as long as I'm good to her which will be forever.
>>3310091
Alright then, creep
>>3310095
protip: girls think guys who use the word "creep" as a noun are huge faggots
>>3310103
Cool.
>>3310107
See, girls say a guy is a creep if he's more aggressively sexually than his sexiness level should allow. If a guy seems to have an opinion about how sexy another guy is...
>>3310118
Neato.
>>3310123
Just saying you're a faggot or worse, you're a girl who's been taught fucked up "modern values" and is screwing up her chance at happiness.The good aspect of modern values is that with the fluidity of gender roles a more experienced girl can now be the man and get herself a good boy. There just needs to be a "man" and a "woman"
>>3310138
Okey dokey, lad
>>3310147
It's good you accept it
>>3310152
Sure, why wouldn't I? I am a gay. You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>3310138
As a strait white male, the concept of gender rolls is retarded to begin with. The idea that any act or object or color can be masculine or feminine by default is dumb as hell.
LGBT crowd's like, "don't you label me, only I get to label me!"
>>3310193
Cool.
>>3310193
> being this 16
>>3310210
> being this 24
What the fuck happened here?
>>3310416
Ninja sluts ruin everything. Again.
>>3307565
First read that as "Tits or AERIS"
>>3310416
some cuck got jelly that someone on /vr/ has a wife.
>>3310448
She's a cute slut tho
>>3310528
>"Tits or AERIS"
To be fair, how many of us renamed her Tits back then? I can't have been the only one.
Aeris is like jebus, a character that only became somewhat interesting after dying. But she was worst girl by far before.
>>3307565
Tifa's pixelated bust was the only reason I was able to play this piece of crap game to the end. FF7 was way overrated. To be fair it started off pretty good but by the time you got to that annoying casino place it was just bland, with the exception of getting Vincent on your team and the final fight with Sephiroth.
Yuffie's tummy is a miracle of the universe
>>3310070
I'm not him you autist. I just find your virgin ass pathetic.
>>3310138
>a more experienced girl can now be the man and get herself a good boy
only in degenerate western countries
>>3314373
I've seen no reason to believe it's not viable. In fact, I suspect it would actually be easier for a woman to consciously be satisfied with a younger fitter man indefinitely than vice versa. It's just important that she choose a real Disney Prince type and keep him on a pretty short leash
>>3309046
and a nigger.
>>3308537
Eh, she's a little too flat for my taste.
>>3309301
>extensive personal research
Confirmed dingus who married the first girl who kissed him.
Desperately trying to convince himself the rumors she fucked half the guys in town before him are vicious lies.
First child is born with different eye, hair and skin color than him.
>>3308537
Jessie best girl. You might appreciate:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5656894/chapters/13029244
>>3315123
Shot in the dark and a wide, wide miss. Try again and good luck. I'm pretty secure.
Aeris. Anyone who chooses Tifa is blinded by big tits and and big tit accessories. There was literally nothing good about Tifa as a character.
>>3307565
>pedobear.jpg
Tifa - Too old/too much tits
Aeries - Too boring.
Yuffie - awright
>>3316041
>>3307565
UR MUM LOL
>>3316227
>>3316213
kekd