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You're in the garage and these guys punch your girlfriend in the stomach. What do you do?
>>3287735
Insert Coin
>>3287735
That hussy was just asking for it, dressing like a Jezebel.
Paciently wait them to leave in their bikes, then I open up the garage's door and start beating people randomly
Did you know that the car in the garage is the car from Road Blaster? Me nether.
>>3287779
And lets leave the car, don't want it to get any dents now.
I mean.. its not like they'll rape the shit out of her while we casually stroll the streets.
Switch outfit colors with my twin brother, usurp the enemy gang's leader and have my hair color momentarily turn blue because the NES didn't have enough memory for blond hair in their palette.
>>3288837
Is this some hack?
>>3287735
Rest assured that at least she isn't pregnant anymore.
>>3288865
http://www.romhacking.net/hacks/324/
>>3289664
I haven't downloaded it yet, but I would imagine Williams carrying Billy over his shoulder would look really gay.
>mfw used to think Jeff had a crew cut when i was younger
>it's actually receding hair
>>3289821
So he's pretty much the Quentin Tarantino of the Double Dragon universe.
Except this time he CAN whoop your ass up and down the street.
>>3287735
Steal whips and whip random women into shape.
>>3287735
My name is James.
My brother's name is Billy.
We fuck shit UP.
Go on a belt-scrolling adventure with my brother Bimmy
Dumping
Put some oil on my elbow. As its going to be getting a LOT of use over the next hour
For all the game is a classic, there was literally one move:
>Turn your back
>Elbow
>Walk over them until you're facing away again
>Elbow
Repeat
>>3290014
>1987
>Using the elbow in Double Dragon
What are you? Some kind of casual.
>>3290014
>He's never done a headbutt-only 1cc
Get a load of this guy.
>>3290742
I always fucked up my headbutt-only runs in Double Dragon.
>>3289939
>dat motherfucker
kawaii as fuck
>>3292586
That's a self-portrait of Satoshi Tajiriyes the guy who created Pokemon. He reviewed arcade games before making his own games.
>>3287735
Let them cuck me. It's one of my fetishes.
>>3293601
>Not fighting for you woman.
What are you, some kind of fag?
DD 2 was the best. Beat it with my 7 year old last summer, never beat it myself as a kid so it was fucking awesome!
>>3294683
Double Dragon II on the NES was awesome. I don't get why River City Ransom was the one that got all the cult following when DD2 was the more streamlined of the two and had the most stage and enemy variety.
>>3296626
Uh, wot? DD2 (nes) was fucking HUGE back in the day.
>>3296887
True, but it doesn't get much attention in NES retro forum compared to RCR.
What wins in a Fight
A knife or a bat.
>>3298793
Knife does more damage, but can only be used once.
>>3298798
>That pose
Literally Kenshiro.
run away and cry
because if someone can take a girlfriend I have in another dimension, then holy shit
>>3294610
>>3298798
>>3298808
They're traced over from the original promo art for the first NES game.
>>3298817
Also, what's up with the early Double Dragon promo art coloring Billy as the red guy? Is that why they switched their hair colors so often?
>>3298817
HOOO WATA!
Double Dragon Advance is the best DD game, and I want you to tell me why.
>>3299025
because it casualizes everything great about the original titles and the beat em ups that came after
>>3299030the arcade double dragons are seriously some of the most unplayable games i've played, and advance is much better
>>3298878
Wasn't the pose a Bruce Lee thing before Hokuto no Ken made it Kenshiro's?
>>3299104
yes bruce lee & rocky
>>3299123
Did his chin get sharper and his hair grow longer as the series went on?
>>3299030
>Implying DDA didn't have some badass combos.
>>3299043
I like both of them.
>>3299025
>DDA
>casualizes the original titles
It's actually the opposite.
>>3299123
I love how the overall drawing quality/solidity gets progressively worse despite the added detail. By the end of those screens his head has practically become a fucking crescent moon.
>>3298836
Posting some more off-model Double Dragon characters.
>>3299148
A blue-clad Jimmy. Would you imagined that?
>>3299151
Forgot to upload the story page.
>>3287735
I have a good laugh watching through the window and then drink a Fresca. I'm sure they had a good reason.
>>3299802
She was a housewrecker anyway. Billy and Jimmy were practically killing themselves over her at the first game.
>>3287735
>What do you do?
Paint that baby room back to the colors it had when it was still my gaming room.
