What's your favorite retro game adventure hook that isn't "[someone] has been kidnapped... are you a bad enough dude to rescue them?"
alien invasion
Rifle through people's shit, take everything that isn't nailed down, defeat an ancient evil - all set in a fantasy world where magic and technology intermingle so much nobody really notices anymore.Thiefwas a great game.
"You're a bad dude - get as much wealth and power as you're able"
"You want the American Dream, now lie, cheat and steal your way to the top kid!"
>you have to save the world for reasons
>there are (x number) of orbs/spheres/whatever you have to collect to do so
>>3261813
fuck off europoor
>>3261692
"Yo dude this tower totally leads to paradise"
