>ignore mame
>i will play on genesis etc
>get to character select screen
>take my time searching for the right character
>can't decide between Scorpion and Lui Kang
>BANG
Oh i'm sorry, was i holding up my console for the guy behind me?
*looks behind me*
Oh my little brother? FUCK my little brother.
>>3249563
Are you lost.
>>3249560
Should have played the Gamegear version on the toilet.
>moooooooooom, big brother is playing mk2 on the toilet again!
>anon are you playing mk2 on the toilet again?
>go away mom, I'm masturbating!
>sorry son.
>>3249574
>some sort of implication that you let go of said machine
My POINT is, if you're at home, i get to sit on the character select screen until the
DAY
THAT I
DIE
I was actually trying to think of arcade 1v1 games where this could be exploited by a fat 6ft6 guy hogging the machine, no chance...
>mk - test your might timed
>mk2 - secret character - lose, timed
>every other game, timed in some way
>>3249560
It's your punishment for playing an inferior version.
>>3249593
i play mame every time
why do console versions have time limits on the character select?
>>3249602
so your stupid faggot friend hurries up
>>3249581
I don't get your point. You want to play the game but not actually play? What is the issue here?
>>3249602
>why do console versions have time limits on the character select?
Because it should never take you that long to pick a character.
>>3249685
you're missing the point
i should be able to stare at the character models and take a day if need be.
>>3249735
>i should be able
>>3249735
>i should be able to stare at the character models and take a day if need be.
Why do children these days feel entitled to literally everything?
What is this thread about
>>3249801
MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
>>3249682
>You want to play the game but not actually play?
God, this reminds me of that faggot kid who'd hog the demo N64 with Super Mario, only playing water levels and stages where you can't lose lives.
>>3249830
What situation are you in where someone else is "hogging" their N64?
>>3249825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8V7TwlYCt0
>>3249830
>hogging a shitty a n64
What poor 3rd world country did you grow up in there cunt?
>>3249740
Yep. That's what i said, parrot. If i want to study their animations or whatever i'm at home. Deal with it.
>>3249794
>at home, can't look at animations and shit
S-sorry s-sir, i will rush and choose my character for no r-reason.
Did your dad apologise once he got done with your arse there boy?
>>3249953
1997, I was ten and the N64 just came out here. Was still saving up pocket money for my own one. Electronics stores used to have several demo consoles for you to play on, which is a rarity now. And the commonly agreed rule was always to pass the controller when you lose a life.
>>3250019Germany.
>>3249825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkEXGgdqMz8Sorry couldn't help myself
>>3250101
She grew a huge fucking rack in the years after.
and then she got breast cancer and had to get them chopped off.
We never even got to see them naked.
>>3249560
>Oh my little brother? FUCK my little brother.
Is your little brother cute?
>>3250387
>grew
>>3250101
Well, that was terrible.
I started playing UMK3 earlier. The single player is a nightmare. Even on novice, with the later matches, it seems like the only possible way to win is to cheaply exploit the A.I. because the game counters everything you do.
They left it like this even on the DS port. It's bizarre.
OP is autistic and this thread is a fucking waste of space.
>>3249560
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