Welcome to the /vr/ Spitoon. How tough are ya?
I managed to get through the first stage of SMW and only died 9 times.
>>3207243
This one time I told a guy who had an opinion I didn't like to go back to /v/.
>>3207243
I call people 'niggers' 'cucks' and 'liberals' while using a Donald Trump reaction image.
I'm also unironcally a racist, I really do hate niggers and I'm a skinhead (too pussy to join a group tho ;-; )
>>3207439
Cuck
>>3207243
I'm so tough, I cleared ALL six loops of the Castlevania remake on Sharp X68000.
I beat TES Arena without even knowing you could fast travel.
>>3207459
Wait, you can fast travel in Arena?
I beat super metroid without ever being able to walljump.
I got the grandmaster ending on Wizardry IVwith a guide
>>3207537
woah
>>3207243
I beat Ghosts and Goblins without losing a life on my first playthrough when I 6 years old.
i bought earthbound in a retro game store for $400
I read every post in an Overrated Games thread and didn't respond to any of them.
Pretty sure this qualifies me to at least get in the door...
>>3207640
Legend
I 100% completed the original PC port of Sonic CD using a keyboard. (Arrow keys and space bar)
i beat ikaruga, which is widely acknowledged as the hardest game ever made
>>3207640
Awesome.
I beat Bubble Bobble and got the good ending
>>3207439
you have to go back
https://twitter.com/StopTrumpPAC/status/730190268394315777
I beat Castlevania 1 MSX on a touchscreen
>>3207742
This will never stop being funny.
>>3207243
I beat Doom on Ultra Violence... with a keyboard.
my dad rolled galaga. can i be for him in spirit?
>>3207787
keyboard is preferred way of playing doom anon. try beating it on a calculator
I run the Street Fighter 2 / Street Fighter 3rd strike machine for hours without losing at my local arcade bar.
git gud scrubs
>>3207243
>grew up poor
>only had a sega genesis and a playstation
>lived off used games
I played games the hardway because I could only afford games that had no case thus having no manual.
>>3207243
I buy games I could easily emulate.
>>3207243
I made a perfect lap on Spilskinanke using the piranha.
>>3207439
You on the left
>>3207439
Typical /pol/ scumbag. You're probably also some fat fuck loser that smells, and that everyone hates.
>>3207909
That makes no sense though. Wouldn't he be happy that he had a friend like that?
>>3207929
>>3207951
>being this unable to detect sarcasm
Not the original guy, but I am actually a right-wing trumpfag. And it's incredibly easy to see that guy was poking fun at people like me, not actually being what he said.
On-topic:
>>3207243
I beat Wily in Mega Man 7 with just the (charged) buster, and no e-tanks/s-tank. It probably took me close to 3 hours.
>>3207993
Sometimes it's hard to detect sarcasm in written text. It's not like I can hear his voice or anything. If you're a rightwing trumpfag, sure whatever. If you're a racist, sexist, xenophobic piece of shit, then fuck off.
>>3208017
>If you're a rightwing trumpfag, sure whatever.
>If you're a racist, sexist, xenophobic
Why do you people always think this ? No one attacked you dude..
>>3208023
I'm not saying you are, I'm just stating. Chill out dude, I'm relaxed.
I beat both quests on Zelda with no deaths, and got to like, the third dungeon when I tried a swordless quest. Fucking Darknuts.
So, eh, tougher than some, but not exactly tough.
>>3208031
That guy wasn't me. I understood you perfectly; you're fine.
>>3208052
You are certainly entitled to your opinion kiddo.
>>3208061
Thank you for your understanding, laddie.
>>3208061
Hopefully in a few generations it will stop being a repressed opinion and goes back to being the norm.
>>3208068
Dont count on it.
>>3207243
I beat Tetriswith my eyes closed
>>3207243
I finished Kid Chameleon.
On real hardware.
When I got the first Discworld game back in the day, I never heard of the books and I managed to finish it. Took some time but I bloody did it.
>That's not so tough
Without any walkthroughs.
>Step right in, sir.
>>3208105
Kid Chamelon can be beat in 2 minutes, though.
I told a reseller that I won't buy games from him anymore, but I don't think he heard me
I beat Battletoads using my feet instead of my hands while I was drunk and blindfolded.
>>3208258
What it's based on a book series? I was playing it on epsxe and stopped, rl reasons. I got up to opening the school gates. I wanted to play it again, but do I have to read the books to actually get grasp of what's going on?
>>3207243
I beat star Fix 64 on expert with no barrel rolls, charged shots, health or laser upgrades, and limited myself to three bombs a level.
I beat Super Mario Bros 1 2 3 on my NES in one day.
>>3207243
I don't shitpost or make bait threads. 100% unironic on-topic and quality discussion is what I contribute to every thread I post in.
>>3208287
That doesn't count and you know it.
The Final Marathon feels like the real end to the game.
>>3209353
cancer
>>3209353
I sage when I shitpost, but most of the time I try being sincere.
>>3207243
I call people autistic on an anonymous online image board
I prefer laser over spread
I'm so tough, I unplugged a USB drive...
Without clicking "safely remove hardware."
>>3209584
I'm so tough that I ignored a tripfag. I could have posted a link to that Tyrone YouTube video. I also could have posted a copy-pasta. But I didn't.
>>3208061
Why does someone keep deleting posts
