ITT: Literally unbeatable games.
>>3201771
I could never make it past the fucking helicopter in Shinobi for NES.
>has 1000 levels
>latest levels are literally impossible
Space Invaders
>>3201771
The Giant Worm level?
>>3201771
Git gud fggt.
>>3201771
Without looking up codes or skipping levels or cheats, I got to the last 5 levels in 1 run once, then we passed the fuck out because we'd been up for a few days in a row. Long ass game. Tons of fun, as long as you do 2 player and your friend isn't constantly bitching.
I made it all the way to the end. I wasted a bunch of sodas trying to destroy the UFO. but I never did.
Meeting George Lucas in the final level was pretty cool.
In the end I made a barrier of clowns and then kept blasting all of my shit at Dr. Tongue until I finally got him.
>>3202705
uh, you don't get to bring friends
>>3201771
Sadly a great 2 player game but much easier to beat as 1. Especially if you're playing with an item hogging spray and pray cunt.
>>3201771
Me and some senpai, could make it to the last level but would get our shit wrecked once we get to the final bosses spider form, once we got to the final floating head form but that shit wrecked us.
I learned many years later that if you used weapons enemies were weak too you could save so much more ammo, as a kid I never thought of that, only powerful weapons for powerful enemies and weak weapons for weak enemies.
except the fire dolls (use soda) and super worms (bazooka in the mouth)
>barely beat level
>instantly lose on the next because victims keep decreasing
>GAME OVER
well fuck you too
>>3201771
>invisible enemies
>limited saved slots
>instant kills
>slow recharging weapon with limited shots and scarce ammo
I didn't have the patience, familia
Gauntlet 1 and 2.
4 on the Genesis is beatable since it had a campaign designed for home consoles, I think.
>>3204858
Dude Gauntlet is easy, just keep inserting coins whenever you die.
>>3204863
Well at that point it's just cheating.
Besides, I think the game actually loops back after a while, it was never intended to be beaten.
I think it's actually impossible to get past the first few stages on one credit with the default PCB settings.
>>3201771
>if you don't instantly rescue tourists at the beginning of the stage, they turn into werewolves and it counts as them dying
Why is this allowed?
>>3204863
Can't exactly do that in this version.Though you do get passwords.
>>3204863
> credit feeding
>>3205306
it's not a very well designed game if you need to credit feed it to play
it's just a ripoff at this point
>>3205328
The game is 100% built for credit feeding. Every credit directly gives you health.
And no it's not well designed. You play it because it's the 80s and you're a D&D nerd and there's an elf.
>>3205328
It's a western game, take your 1cc jap shit and shove it up your asshole. We play games to have fun in America, not to marry them.
>>3205342
chill
>>3204850
I really want to play the D series so bad ever since I learned about them from HVGN
>>3205328
>it's not a very well designed game if you need to credit feed it to play
>arcade
Do you even know what a fucking arcade game is?
>>3205593
there are plenty of arcade games you can beat without credit feeding, you do know that, right?
>>3201771
It's one of my life's goals to beat this game along with a competent second player.
>>3202562
Shouldn't you have been banned for having a Donald Trump reaction image?
Our new janitor don't like him very much.
>>3205342
lmao go play some real american 'atari' games
ITT: Literally bad players
>>3207582
Why would you not do that
>>3202873
Beat the game as well.
Those soda cans turn the Doctor's second form into a cakewalk.
I spent an entire summer vacation trying to beat it and succeeded.while usingthe BCDF code
>>3207980
i thought plates where the second forms mega weakness.
>>3207697
Yeah that takes 10 seconds to figure out, but when the entire fanbase of the game is full on autismo you get a problem. Picture related.
still haven't beaten this after 20 years
>>3210005
Ever tried going through the Star Road?
European Rygar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLiZOiazy0
solomons key
battletoads double dragon
>>3205602
On your first try?
Same problem with Total Carnage and Smash Tv. I just can't
>>3210846
if you were an autistic grandmaster, maybe
but gauntlet is literally NOT designed to be beatable
>>3205217
>be me
>make it into level 98
>wrong exit
>got sent back to level 30 or something
Fuck this game
>>3210828
Coming from someone who has beaten every console version of B&DD what makes them unbeatable?
>>3210919
Which one is best
>>3207578
>Our new janitor don't like him very much.
Well the new janitor should stop being an oppressive leftist fascist cunt and accept different opinions and views like a grown fucking adult.
I sure as hell tried though
That fucking jump
>>3211436
I have always wondered why they're all coloured like Raph in that picture.. Did they literally run out of money to colour the bandanas diferently?
>>3211459
In the original comics they all wore the same color bandana. That was changed for the TV show so they'd all be more easily recognizable.
>>3210995
calm down, right-wing persecution isn't real and neither is your crusade against the tyranny of 4chan
>>3211496
Then why delete donald trump photos? And why is facebook disallowing Trump stuff too? You're contradicting yourself here champ
>>3211465
Ah thanks for clarifying. When I was a kid I was more into like power rangers etc.
>>3211542
I was a product of the 80's, what can I say?
The original comic is also a lot more grimdark than the TV show.
>>3211436
Full pic
Because of bugs?
>>3210029
>Some backstory: Rygar was released in Europe 3 years after America. The PAL cartridge of the game was stuffed with less memory capacity than the American version. The game was still playable to the end, but the memory loss caused Rygar to only be able to get a total Tone (attack) and Last (defense) value of 1023, where in America, he could get more than 4000. Also, due to the low Last value, Rygar was only able to get a total of 8 hitpoints, where in America he could get 12.
>This made the European version of the final area of the game, Ligar's Castle in the Skies of Rolsa, brutally hard as enemies could kill Rygar with only 2-3 hits. While the area was perfectly clearable with some patience and skill, players facing the final boss, Ligar, would rush headlong into a brick wall.
>Ligar will kill Rygar in 3 hits without any use of healing. At the very most, Rygar can take 7 hits, with the most possible ammount of healing, but the player will need to give up the Attack & Assail ability. A total of 33 hits is required to kill Ligar when Rygar is at his most powerful level in this version of the game.
I wonder if it's even possible to beat this shit without cheat codes. Character sluggish as hell, limited ammo, ennemis faster than you, very long levels. Even with the cheat code it was incredibly tedious.
>>3212936
Completed this, and Banjo Kazooie this year... Was impossible as a kid.
>>3204545
Yeah I got to level 40-something and it got to the point where as soon as you saw a victim they would be killed. Most of the time there wasn't even a direct route to them so you just had to watch helplessly as they died.
Good game at first but then just got fucking stupid.
>>3201771
i know none
>>3201771
wish i had a friend to pay this with
>>3214447
Get an emulator with netplay?
>>3210013
Fucking what?? 20 years playing super Mario world you never beat it?? The thread is literally unbeatable games not games I beat as a kid wtf dude I'm bad at games but come on
>>3210005
I found swastikas in the code for this game. I just need to find out how to activate them.
>>3214614
They were in Zelda too
>>3211987
The game is beatable, what you miss out on by not collecting the last gold statue is technically a bonus level. You can unlock that really easily with a button combo.
>>3201771
I owned it on SNES, beat it back in the day. Cunt of a game.
>>3213068
why is pal such cancer
>>3201771
my mom beat this game solo when I was 8 and it blew my mind
>>3204850
doesn't this have english voice acting?or am I confusing it with Deep Fear
>>3201771
my father beat it
Game crashes after level 2 on actual hardwae.
>>3218996
Only reason you know that its because you saw it on AVGN
>>3219005
nope. knew this before AVGN. get your facts on, kid
>>3201862
How do you kill these fucks? I wasted 9+ bazooka shells on one and you need TWO skeleton keys
>>3219005
Believe it or not lots of kids owned Action 52 because (like James said) for $2 a game or whatever it worked out it it looked like a great deal to a lot of parents.
>>3219005
I got Action52 when I was a kid. Not everyone watches e-celebs you know? Even if he did learn it from AVGN what does it matter? You clearly watched that episode too.
>>3205593
there is a difference between throwing 5 credits into a game to play it through and HAVING to throw 50 credits into a game to even have a chance
>>3207697
here's your (You)