How does Mario leave the castle after destroying the only exit?
>>3190809
He uses the axe to make a hole in the wall.
He didn't destroy the exit, it's probably beyond the screen with the toad.
>>3190813
Who would put an exit in the same room as the prisoner?
>>3190820
If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, did it make a sound?
Where did Mario get the explosives to destroy that castle? How did Mario destroy an entire castle just by jumping on it?
>>3190809
He walks off into the other dimension we can't see in the game.
>>3190809
in ruins
>>3190809
How did an Italian plumber get into a beef with a giant turtle
>>3190916
Italians do that kind of thing all the time.
>>3190916
According to Partners in Time the bros. were playmates with Peach as toddlers and Bowser was pulling this shit even as a five year old.
They've been doing this song and dance for their entire lives.
>>3190940
It kind of makes me sad that Mario isn't from Brooklyn anymore.
>>3190945
me too. Also why are they the "Mario" brothers?
>>3191005
Because Mario and Luigi's last names are Mario.
>>3191005
theyre brothers and mario is the more famous of the two
>>3191005
Dobson is such a fucking hack, nobody gives a shit about Hair color change or Mario lore but his fat ass.
>>3191084
well, I do. Link was really extra cute with pink hair
>>3191005
The actual last Nester comic was really cute
>>3191125
page 1
>>3190809
What if the bridge is connected to an external backdoor? So when bridge falls, door opens?
I mean, you wouldn't want to be trapped in a castle full of lava with no way out.
>>3191125
that is some gay ass shit
>>3191005
>Where is Kid Icarus?
In the Captain N show.
Pit is still around and kicking though.
>>3191195
Obviously only fags kept reading Nintendo Power after EGM started publication
>>3191005
I just realized Nester is a retro kid.
Damn.
>>3190924
Italian here, can confirm.
>>3191005
>USE to play
>>3190820
The same individual who put someone in a prison without a lock.
>>3190809
Bowser drinks the Kool-Aid
>>3190809
None of the events in any of the Super Mario Bros games are portrayed the way things are. SMB3 is just a play and so are the rest of the games. Bowser is actually friends with the Mario Brothers.
>>3190902
You cheeky bugger.
>>3191564
I legit thought this was from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared for a moment
>>3191804
Everything you just saw is just a reenactment, a dramatization.
>>3190809
There's probably a backdoor.
>>3190859
The SMW castle animations are the best
>>3190849
Whoa dude that's deep. Your clever level must be >9000 to come up with shit like that.
