James Rolfe.
Shitload of fuck.
OP
>>3027683
isn't mike homosexual?
I know he has a "girlfriend", but his voice delates him.
>>3027690
mikes GF is d`ef a tranny
>>3027664
Ahhh James! He's great for re-sellers like me! Every time he reviews any kind of game, tons of pathetic kids rush out to buy it. All i do is jack up the price a little...and by a little i mean a lot, and stupid kids pay for them. Its great :)
This board tries so hard to be retro-themed /v/ it hurts.
Please stop because it's getting embarrassing.
>>3027768
Get with the times gramps, kids these days think James is un-cool, and a cuck.
You need to follow what the kids these days like. Have you heard of Kanye West?
>>3027683
>>3027776
>tries
sadly it isn't even a matrer of trying. /vr/ is basically just a retro /v/, except we're luckily extent of monthly sales charts and the like, although we have the whole retro market stuff to worry and shitpost about.
RIP James
I used to check your site for AVGN vids, but somewhere down the line you cucked up.
You no longer are the same nerd after that movie.
Rest in RIP in pieces, Rolphe
Is there anything like AVGN to watch while I'm playing the NES?
>>3027848
Game Center CX is the best "retro" show imo.
Too fucking comfy.
>>3027857
That guy is supposed to be a dick IRL though
>>3027990
He's a Japanese comedian.
What do you expect?
What's with the cuck meme? Any evidence or people talking out of their ass?
>>3027990
No evidence either?
>>3027990
This is the best meme smear campaign that de/v/iants can come up with against Arino.
>>3028001
The cuck meme is a mix of /tv/ memes that were pushing the whole cuckold meme at the time, and it coincided with the release of the AVGN movie, which had a scene with the girl on the movie (which was supposedly AVGN's love interest, although not really) kissing a black kid that was AVGN's friend, in front of AVGN, suddenly, without any explanation. It was admittedly weird and out of place, then again the black kid felt out of place to begin with.
Prior to that, AVGN's wife made a blog entry on cinemassacre, talking about how cinemassacre was a "caucasian sausage fest" and how it needed more diversity, kind of SJW stuff.
On top of all that, AVGN also blogged when his daughter was born, saying she had some complications at birth.
/v/ took all of that and worked a super meme about AVGN being a cuckold IRL that's still going today in 2016 and doesn't seem to be stopping any time soon.
>>3028012
He looks so fucking old.
>>3028013
>It was admittedly weird and out of place, then again the black kid felt out of place to begin with.
That's what happens when you shoehorn muh diversity into things for the sake of political correctness. I don't quite get the idea behind stuff like this though.
>>3028021
He's 43 there or something
>>3028021
Yeah WTF, he looks like he's 44 or something.
>>3027990
He'd probably be able to deliver some sick burns riffing on Rolfe's wife.
>>3028013
I see. Thanks, kind anon.
>>3028039
Yeah WTF... why do people age, anyway? it's ridiculeus
>>3028050
>ridiculeus
Rolfe will never have fun on his programme
I've long since been done with AVGN, but James is still a cool guy to listen to. I still love hearing him talking about childhood memories/experiences with games or anything to do with film making. You can tell he's a down to earth guy who simply enjoys his hobbies. Easily the first person I would share a beer with if given the chance.
Was the movie really that bad?I was an AVGN fan from very early on, and don't want to crush what love I have left for the series ;_;
>>3028214
Yes.
If you were smart, you'd have stopped giving a fuck circa 2010
>>3028223
That was about the time I started to lost interest. Oh well, here's hoping the Pure Pwnage movie is awesome at least.
>>3028258
Pure Pwnage has at least had some mainstream success with a non-crowd funded albeit short lived TV series.
JAMES FUCKED UP WHEN HE HAD A KID BEFORE THAT IT WAS ALL GOOD
>>3028242
You mean the new two hour Vietnam special?
friendly reminder that this actually happened
>>3028304
I heard his kid is a cuck / has been BLACKED (depending on gender)
>>3028331
What exactly is wrong with this? This isnt the 1950s where interracial couples is a bad thing.
>>3028351
Shoehorning in sidekick characters that had no place in the movie.
Whatever, the whole plot of the movie was completely fucking retarded and totally missed the mark of what it should have been.
The nerd getting sucked into VR ala TRON would havemade for a better movie.
>>3027780
He looks better than you do these days, even if I hate the guy.
>>3028368
I can't point to a source off the top of my head but I remember reading multiple interviews/seeing videos that implied James cared more about the movie making process itself than actually creating something decent. I guess he had this whole list of things he was hoping to do should he ever get the chance to make a real movie. Can't really blame him but still.
>/vr/ baited with a single image
What happened here?
>>3028387
I'm drunk on a Saturday night playing D on the Saturn. Oldfags gotta shitpost in a bait thread sometimes. At least I'm chivalrous enough to sage.
he'd rather have a big black bull
>>3028368
i thought that a movie about finding the lost items from swordquest would have made a better plot
>>3028395
>minutes devoted to D on Saturn by Arino
58
>minutes devoted to D on Saturn by The Cuck
0
Reminder that Arino's movie is kino
AVGN has went downhill but i still really like James. He seems like a really cool guy and his videos are entertaining generally. I don't pay attention to his personal life and don't give a flying fuck tbqh desu
>>3028412
Plow his wife while he watches with glee.
>>3028013
>talking about how cinemassacre was a "caucasian sausage fest" and how it needed more diversity, kind of SJW stuff.
It's a one man show! What are they gonna do diversify that?
>>3028395
>D
D E E Z N U T S !
H A !
G O T ' E M !
>>3028035
what kind of dog?
Dude's got it rough, his daughter was born with serious birth defects. He has my sympathies. Cuckposters should neck themselves.
>>3028631
>AVGN has went downhill but i still really like James.
I just kind of feel bad for him. He clearly has no real interest in games or gaming and his real love is the cinema.
But he built up to much of a reputation as the AVGN and now can't escape the shadow without given up all his e-fame and frankly doesn't seem like he has the guts to bite the bullet and do it. So now he's just resigned himself to being the AVGN and he's growing older day by day and watching his real dream slip further and further away
it's pitiable
>>3028662
It's really too bad. I can tell by certain things that I've observed in his videos (seems awkward doing gaming videos, prob only reluctantly does James & Mike mondays, trying to do a lot of different projects that are more film making centric rather than retro gaming etc.) that you are spot on with your assessment there.
He should just enjoy what he has and focus what his greatest strength is, which is making random videos about movies, games or anything really. I have a feeling he's going to totally lose his fanbase by veering increasingly away from gaming/AVGN and more in random weird film projects in the coming years.
>>3028653
That looks like a breed of Dachshund
>>3028663
Maybe this guy cucked him
So what exactly is wrong with his baby?
>>3028729
Acute blackness
>>3028729
As far as I am aware, there were some complications at the time of birth. I think it is just the internet that has run with that and evolved it into his baby being broken/retarded/potato, just like how his wife's admittedly odd "Caucasian sausage fest" comment + black guy in the movie (I haven't seen the film) has expanded into James being a full cuckold fetishist or that his naturally thinning hair has some greater significance.
>>3028742
>naturally thinning hair
It does look like shit. Bald people are scum.
>>3028746
What about all of the great bald men of history or some of the great bald men still alive today? Even Sean Cannery started balding at age 22 (he wore a toupee as James Bond)
>>3028746
Not bald, but I started shaving my head due to it being more hygienic and practical.
I don't get it, but ever since I started shaving, I started getting laid more often. Even got some girls saying that they specifically like baldies.
Kinda surprised me.
The problem with James is that he's naturally balding, and he still keeps his hair. If I were him, I'd shave that shit off.
In fact, everyone should shave their hair, at least if you're male. It's gross when you think about it, dead cells and shit.
>>3028654
Do we actually know that though?
>>3028780
kill yourself loser
People who shave their heads are worse than fat old fucks with comb-overs
GO AWAY CINEMASSCRE SHILL E-CELEBS ARE NOT RETRO GAMES
The quality of AVGN videos went downhill as he started balding faster. Plumber Don't Wear Ties was probably his prime form.
>>3028786
What's the matter? Your skull is deformed and you need to hide it with dead cells?
>>3028767
Sean Connery was wearing a rug in The Rock?
>>3027664
More like Gay Rofl! Boom roasted!
Choose wisely.
>>3028840
whatever, we don't have mods
>>3028840
What about James Rolfe threads are allowed as Arino threads but both get purged of shitposters/anti-fun spergs?
>>3028846
If you purged every shitposter in this thread, it would have 0 posts because the OP would be gone too.
>>3028840
Well Arino should be on /tv/ or /jp/, sure he plays old games but first and foremost it is a television show about a Japanese man. This board is for retro games, not people that play them.
E-celeb cancer doesn't need to go anywhere, it's just shitty gossip.
>>3028840
I really don't give a fuck because it's the internet.
>>3028849
You got it.
>>3028850
It's about a fictitious company employee whose job is to play retro games and see the ending
>>3028847
Saint Seiya I think, 129 or 130
>>3028850
you should in /lgbt/ because you're such a homo
Heres an idea. Why dont you fuck off or contribute to actual retro video game threads? You fuckers never even talk about the games he plays in these pointless eceleb threads.
>>3028874
You're jelly as fuck that we aren't talking about your fat neckbearded ass.
>>3028870
Except the homos are the ones that want TV shows and youtube cancer on /vr/.
>>3028882
you sure know a lot about fags, fag
>>3028868
thanks
>>3028376
Mike plz
>>3028675
>I have a feeling he's going to totally lose his fanbase by veering increasingly away from gaming/AVGN and more in random weird film projects in the coming years.
Well that's what I see as his biggest problem. He SHOULD lose his fanbase and start completely from scratch as a film guy proper and he should have done it long ago. Like 8 years ago.
Now he's too dependent on this shit because no movie company is gonna take him, he wasted 12 years of his life on this shit when he should have been getting a foot hold in the industry doing shit jobs but making connections with designers, writers, lighting staff whatever.
Did he even go to film school? He could of gotten a set job a long time ago if he did even he's just fucking setting up a crafts service table.
The term "paying your dues" exists for a reason. It sucks but the connections you form will really help get to know shit that can help you get into the real movie business.
Now the the only thing he has going for him is a (literally) shitty web show and those are a dime a dozen. Doesn't matter he was one of the first. Hollywood will always hire from within.
Its like Im really on /v/
>>3028938
and with each new sub another nail in his dreams coffin.
>>3028956
I doubt he cares that much, he is busy enough with fatherhood and making videos for YT
>Tfw I chuckle every time I see the word cuck in an AVGN thread
![Creative-Genesis-Game-Sack-Ep-88-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vxVFsM6.jpg "Creative-Genesis-Game-Sack-Ep-88-1[1].jpg")
Joe & Dave
>>3027664
Guy that knows next to nothing about games and made a career out of it.
Clearly his first love is movies but it didn't work out.
Best part has to be:
>Castlevania muh favorite series ever!
>Rondo of Blood? What's that?
>X68000 Castlevania?
>When can I be Quincy Morris?
>LEL CV2 is trash
>>3027664
Get your e-celeb shit out of here.
>>3015864
Game sack died
>>3028013
Now my question is where did this cuck meme come from in the first place?
>>3029448
bella and the bulldogs I think
>>3029458
I think it's been around a little longer than that.
>>3029489
I just want to make people google bella and the bulldogs and cuckold and shit their pants
>>3029489
Much longer. 2013-2014 I think
Wow it really feels like I'm posting on a retro-themed /v/!
>>3029301
It's on Hiatus(tm)
>>3029448
I've read it originated on /tv/, so maybe >>3029458 is right.
But I actually think it's because of porn sites. A lot of people came to know what cuckold actually is thanks to randomly stumbling about cuckold videos on sites like xvideos and the like, I guess some people found the concept funny and started joking and making memes about it on 4chan.
He'd rather have, a big black bull...
>>3029695
Woah never heard that onebefore lol, mind if I use it to write an article on knowyourmeme? :)
>>3029448
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cuck
>>3028782
yes.,
http://cinemassacre(PERIOD)com/2013/05/12/little-nerd/
>>3029723
>http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cuck
>Cuck was invented in 2007
yeah that's complete bullshit. I heard it used way before than.
>>3029734
William Shakespeare popularized the term.
At least he didn't go queer and shack up with a hippie.
2012 is when AVGN when to shit.
It was real sudden too, 2011 had some of the best episodes.
>>3030232
That's what marriage does to men.
Why perpetuate the shittiest memes we got?
You wanna bring back THE GAME while we're at it?
How about HARBL?
Rickrolling? Who's up for some fucking rickrolling.
Ecks dee you guys. Ecks dee.
>>3030816
I read all of that with the AVGN opening theme music melody line
>>3030816
Someone hasn't stroked his harbor lately.
upvoted this thread, love me some youtube gaming dudes :) keep up the great work you guys
>>3030516
Fatherhood too
>>3028780
>I started shaving my head due to it being more hygienic
What kind of logic is that? Don't you shower every day? If you wash your hair it's not a problem.
>>3030927
>Not showering every other day
>>3030927
Okay, maybe I worded that wrong. First of all, I shaved because it's more practical, and second, it is more hygienic. Yes I do shower every day, but during the day your hair might recollect all kind of dirt that's on the air, or your own sweat. If you have no hair in your head, there will be less dirt around your head during the time you're not showering.
Also, hair is dead cells anyway. It looks pretty on women but I realized I don't need it.
I've only gotten benefits from shaving, nothing negative. Sometimes I let it grow a little bit but then I feel the need to shave it off, it just feels good and I look good with a shaved head, I know it doesn't look good in everyone though, skull shape and face structure/jawline is important.
>>3030930
>showering at all. not living in your own filth and cum stained carpets.
>>3030968
My mom would get mad.
>>3028840
PUSH IT
>>3031020
For realzies?
>>3030816
>Rickrolling
>shitty meme
if there was a meme HoF, Rickrolling would be a first ballot inductee you fucking newfag.
>>3029157
Castlevania II is trash compared to other games in the series, but he grew up playing that one apparently.
>>3028840
I thought the point of these was to give you difficult choices. I would push it without hesitation.
CHRIS BORES
>>3029725
>Everything went fine up until the birth, when some complications happened.
That's so fucking vague though. For all we know the baby turned out perfectly fine after everything.
Jaakko Järvinen aka the AVGN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpfINO2e_oY
HOWARDCNEAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFfU4Oo4ooY
TAK FUJII
https://twitter.com/tak_fujii
>>3028840
push it of course. Arino is no different than any other people tangentially vidya related
>>3031306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwputd1VNV0
>>3029781
Frank's a very likable guy, though.
>>3031284
He really does
Never got the hype around AVGN. He made a few amusing videos but nothing he did warrants this annoying fanboy fellowship.
>>3032117
>fanboy fellowship
It's just people memeing about cucks and getting bald, what fanboy fellowship?
>>3032121
/vr/ had AVGN threads for months without any cuck memes. Just pure unfiltered fanboyism.
But I'm not talking about /vr/ exclusively. The guy was famous even before this board was created.
Or are you implying that he doesn't have a huge fanbase?
>>3032126
err on this board avgn has never been liked. ever
>>3032126
No idea actually, the only times I see AVGN mentioned is on here and on /v/ and as far as I remember it's nothing but cuck memes.
I think before the cuck meme started people were still hating on him, or at least saying that "he's not good anymore".
I agree with you he made a few amusing videos but I don't get the obsession with him: either positive or negative.
>>3032129
I guess we visit different /vr/s then.
these shill threads are fucking tiresome
Every line he says sounds forced
I know he's going off a script but the first thing they teach actors is how to not look like your acting
>>3030948
During the day all that dirt and stuff's going to just settle on your head instead of your hair, so it's not really much difference. It doesn't matter either way if you're just gonna shower 10 hours later anyway. There's no time for it to do harm.
I'd like to say a few things, since I just marathoned some of his older biographical videos. Leaving this post here just to say it all.
It's like he had a dream when he was young, about movies and everything, but it kind of shattered thanks to the internet and how he's forced himself to do the AVGN videos...
He could've made connections in the film industry during his life, but couldn't, so he sort of ended up with an "okay" B-Movie in his curriculum and forced hate memes everywhere.
I genuinely feel sorry for him, especially when he said that without his movies he's nothing. They're obviously his life, but he spent his 20s to early 30s in the wrong way.
So, well, I'm sorry James. Hope you can work it out.
>>3028786
A shaved head (preferably dry, you don't want to look like a skinhead) and a mighty beard is a killer combination. Maybe you'll notice once your beard starts to grow.
>>3032117
Its because people are retarded these days. A kidd literally made a video saying damn daniel over and over again with clips of the same kid and instantly became a meme and has like 3 million views on youtube. This fucking generation is disgusting and retarded.
>>3032746
I never realized this that much until you said something. I appreciate the man's AVGN videos, and his older ones definitely seemed like he was more into it since most of the games he reviewed he had actual connections with, but now he's looking at just obscure games that would obviously be of subpar quality, and it seems a lot more forced than before in an attempt to just meet status quo. I kinda want to see James take a break or just stop the Nerd altogether for a few years or something while he works on original things. Filming is his passion with the AVGN being an offshoot from said passion. Maybe small original works not tied to games on his channel would be nice, at least more often. Jesus christ this post made me feel.Because I want to be a director too.
>>3032774
Never thought I'd make somebody feel moved, on here out of everything... be sure to work hard, anon, do not miss any shots, and don't fall into irrelevance.
Keep yourself serious.
>>3031312
Arino fucks his wife and rips on popular retro-game streamers.
>>3027664
Friendly reminder.
>>3032913
>Arino fucks his wife
They have a child, which means in Japan no sex anymore.
>>3030816
Oh man, have you googled BLUE WAFFLES yet? It's a great recipe, desu family-kun :^]]]]]]
>>3032712
No, hair really does recollect more dirt than if you're just shaved.
But you're right, there's probably no real threat as in, you're not going to die of contamination because you have hair.
It's mostly a matter of comfort and practicality for me. It feels better and cleaner, and in my particular case, it looks good.
>>3033003
Didn't he start balding years ago? He still has a lot of hair. Did he get a transplant?
>>3032925
>cancerous ecelebs
>totalbiscuit
I chuckled.
>>3032000
How is Ian, Pat?
>>3032770
People that shoehorn the word "literally" into every post they make with no rhyme or reason are disgusting and retarded.
>>3032746
I always thought it was weird he wanted to get into movies but never left Jersey/Pennsylvania. It's like, no wonder he never met anyone who could hook him up in the biz. But I can sort of relate, I squandered my 20s and am now squandering my 30s with no direction and going nowhere. Maybe for whatever reason he couldn't just leave and do it, I don't know.
>>3028385
I found that really self-evident, anon. Particularly the videos where he talks about the works he did during college, not to mention all the home movies he did, he just seems to enjoy the process but can't make anything half decent for the life of him. Must be weird to have a one off experimental video become the very thing to define your whole life, especially when he isn't even really that into video games outside of the NES and SNES.
>>3032930
Arino doesn't let negroes bang his wife
>>3033709
Nah, he just subjects himself to continued humiliation at the hands of videogames for the entertainment of millions.
>>3033712
Whereas your hero whinges on YouTube about how mean LJN games are to him and is too afraid to play a game to completion.
>>3029152
they're the heroes /vr/ deserves, but not the ones it needs right now
so how about Coury & Try4ce from My Life in Gaming as the new /vr/ approved youtubers?
their RGB videos are pretty great, and their normal game-focused videos are also excellent. they actually put a little effort into production rather than just pointing their iphones at themselves.
https://youtu.be/RAi8AVj9GV8
>>3033728
I think saying a little effort is a bit of an understatement. Any of their videos that I've actually watched have been very well produced.
I've enjoyed him since the beginning and actually feel a little sad that his material didn't hold up through the ages.
Very good points about: Dr. Jekyll & Mr Hyde; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; The Power Glove..
>>3033719
except he's played plenty of games to completion. Some very hard ones too
>>3033820
I give him credit for beating Metroid and putting up with the farming after each death. Lesser men would've given up or played on emulators.
>>3033687
I think he happened to be in the right place at the right time. He just so happened to have a perfect platform (when youtube came out) and happened to have an idea anyone can relate to. Everyone gets angry at games in some way I'm sure.
Also I'm sure the NES/Nintendo nostalgia was just beginning to take off and he lead it forward. 2006 was pretty early for all that, since no one really gave 2 shits about NES yet at that point.
Personally I think he should embrace the fact he was one of the first youtubers to explode on the internet and paved the way for other people to make videos about retro games, childhood connections to games and other little things we remember as kids.
I know he has dreams to be a filmmaker, but sometimes its better to just embrace what you already have rather than lament and feel like a failure because you couldn't do what you wanted to do. Sometimes other things in life forge another path and you just have to roll with it.
>>3027776
As of late this board has been a retro /v/, especially with the crusade against the dreamcast. It's just embarrassing, I just want to talk about retro games without shitposting and whatever else /v/ likes, but /v/ sadly is a parasite that loves to drag down other boards with them. It's called /v/eddit for a reason.
>>3033728
Fuck no. Ugly ass caveman looking mother fuckers with annoying lisps.
>>3032153
But mod-approved! :)
>>3034045
We have mods?
I lost all respect for James after the movie. The movie was awful.
For years he's been making the AVGN episodes, saying he does it because it's easy to do but he's really a filmmaker at heart. AVGN was nothing more than a joke that got out of hand. But twelve years later he still hasn't progressed beyond yelling "fuckfarts" at his TV and he made one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I've seen his other films and they suck too. James always uses the "it's supposed to be like a B-movie!" excuse when talking about his own films but they're not B-movies, they're just shit. It's also very clear in the Mike and James Play videos that James doesn't know anything about video games.
I used to hate Mike but right now he seems like a pretty cool guy, and so do Ryan and Bootsy, because they actually kinda care about video games and enjoy playing them. Fuck James.
>>3033843
>Personally I think he should embrace the fact he was one of the first youtubers to explode on the internet and paved the way for other people to make videos about retro games
Yeah I'm sure he's thrilled other people are making $3 million a year thanks to his efforts while he's making peanuts nowadays.
>>3034046
We at least have an autistic janitor.
>>3034071
I think a lot of what James tried to do with the AVGN movie was actually pretty good.
A lot of his solutions to practical effects like the rocket taking off and the car crashing where pretty fun and well done, definitely "B".
The issue was the fucking script was one of the dumbest fucking things ever. He could have made something else with that money, but he had to tie it to AVGN.
Since AVGN can't carry a feature length film, you now have to shoehorn in a shitload of side characters, and instead of making it something relatable, like having to fight off the characters in the sketches of his previous reviews like Joker and Bugs Bunny (most likely due to copyright), we instead get generic sidekick, generic love interest, and generic villian with generic villain sidekick.
I think James had it in him to make something decent. Even if it is in a "so bad it's good" kind of way. The issue was that AVGN was just "so bad it's bad"
>>3034071
>>3034550
Just look at the Board James finale. That was some awful writing there, and then he had to make a second video just to explain it made it even worse. How do you fuck up something as simple as a couple guys playing a board game? He turned it into multi-dimensional immortal killers and tried to be 2deep and it flopped.
I like James, even though the movie was fucking terrible, not like I was one of the people who actually paid for that to happen. I usually only watch his content every few months after it's built up a bit. I don't know, I just don't hold these folks on youtube up to super high standards, there's certainly shit I won't watch like Doug or any of his crew.
>>3034590
His film making is B-tier.
His writing is deviant art fanfiction-tier.
>>3034071
Mike and Bootsy are cool but Ryan's just fat and annoying
One thing I was disappointed by with the movie is that, if I remember correctly, he said in a log once it would be "Half like a review, Half like a movie". I've always been the kind of person who hates sketches during reviews and never liked most of AVGN's sketch characters or comedy, so seeing that the movie was 90% that and a review shoved in during the credits made me really mad.
I still like "Out of character" James a lot. I like it when James shows his true colors and passion, like during most movie reviews and some of the older games he grew up with. Monster Madness alone I think is some of his best stuff.
I also hope he takes a break of some sort. I can only stand non AVGN James and Bootsy, I really can't stand Mike at all. Which is too bad, I'd watch him draw or talk about comics, but fuck his lack of wit when he's sitting with someone else.
>>3034665
I think James should pursue more original amd complex things like that Jekyll and Hyde trailer. That kind of stuff allows him to please his fans who follow him for the videogame content while simultaneously permitting him to be more creative, original, and experiment with effects and sets that wouldn't fit in an AVGN episode. Sadly, though, it seems like his site's primary output is devolving into GameGrumps "anyone with a camera and videogames could do this" territory.
nice retro video games thread.
>>3034761
That trailer was one of the greatest vids he's released in recent times. Whilst I'm not against J&M Mondays, I'd love to see James return to humble beginnings again.
>I'm a fan of James Rolfe, but not a fan of the AVGN character
>>3034937
>I post something a disagree plus a fedora wearer picture, therefore I'm right
>>3034957
>I don't fedora post. I'm way too mature for that.
>>3034593
>it's a Mike shows open contempt for James' audience episode
>>3034540
Well he could be a greedy kike and sell out his website and make a bunch of bullshit PewDiePie-tier videos playing minecraft and screaming at the screen for 40 minutes. I'd rather him just do what he's doing and not be a sell out for money.
>>3034071
The movie was awful but I still like James. Monster Madness is always great, and I enjoy the J&M Mondays even if it hasn't been too interesting lately.
Something no one mentions about the AVGN movie is I think he had 2 other co writers didn't he? He should have just wrote the thing himself, prob would have turned out a little bit better at least. Just feels like too many retard cooks (Kevin Finn and his wife, god knows who else) spoiled that whole pot to me.
>>3035120
Based Mike Matei
>>3034540
I highly doubt without AVGN there wouldn't be retards making internet videos about video games.
>>3034043
They look like Oblivion characters
>>3028214
yes
that sky kid video was fucking insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMLKZfzMo04
>>3036167
LOOPIN LOUIE
It does tend to be a little bit frustrating though when they don't know how the game works.
>>3028651
blackface
>>3036169
I'd never seen the game before, and it really irritated me that they never once thought to try to touch the cheering ladies rather than just shooting them
like, just try things
video was fine otherwise though
I wish AVGN would consist of picrelated
James isn't funny and sucks at video games
Do we really need at least one thread for this retard all the fucking time?
>>3037303
I wish they'd played it on a CRT with the Japanese version so they could have simultaneous seizures from the quick red/blue background flashes.
HE'S GONNA LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE'S ASS
>>3037751
Nah get the fuck out of here. Pat is annoying and narcissistic.
>>3037991
Like all Armenians.
>>3037303
>like, just try things
that would require thought
"Fuck emulators, we here at Cinemassacre hate that shit, it's just a button that lets you beat the game, it's all cheating"
>uses Pro Action Replay
>>3037751
Pat sucks too.
>>3038019
Also they have no objection to Retron-5 or w/e it's called
>>3035996
This is highly accurate.
>>3029448
From /v/ with Anthony Burch, then /v/edditors spammed it to /tv/
>>3038028
Their ignorance is coming full circle.
I bet it's not an accomplishment if you beat the game using a flashcart either.
>>3029448
The meme is so dank that my girlfriend's said like 5 times over the last few years that she thought he died.
>>3037303
Well, in the game, when you get hit you're not actually dead yet, you just start falling uncontrollably. During this time, you can mash the buttons to try to stay afloat and get another chance. J&M only pulled this off every know and then by accident.
>>3038318
>every know and then
fuck
>>3035120
>he's one of those thugs that spams 'git gud' in threads and in game
low life. don't start about gamer culture either.
>>3028013
Whats wrong with James' baby?
>>3038920
Had complications at birth.
People came to the conclusion that means that the baby has downs syndrome and is half-black.
>>3038948
so what if its half-black?
>>3038965
it's to reinforce the cuck meme
My opnion doesn't matter.
Anyway, I highly prefer James as his actual self instead of the AVGN. Especially for James and Mike Mondays.
>>3034071
The movie was co-written by Kevin Finn which I think had a lot to do with it being terrible.
As far as Mike you are right. He has gotten a lot better over the years and it's very clear by their Let's Plays that he is the gamer of the bunch.
>>3028680
Hate to b that guy but......Sauce????
>>3040670
Jaffa calling
>>3028787
What if all those threads are made by Mike to promotie the show, and he also vents his feelings for James that way?
>>3028813
He was waring a rug in all his fucking movies, yes even the James Bond ones. Rewatch them, they are pretty obvious in the older ones.
>>3037751
that could actually work
Mike is quick enough to keep up with Pat verbally, and Bootsy is skilled enough to keep up with him in the games (as well as being laid-back enough to dilute the high energy of the other two guys)
James is relaxed like Bootsy is, but not really skilled, at least not in real time... he is better kept behind the scenes, or put in front but given a script
>>3037991
I've watched a lot of Pat's older videos (before he started doing so many of those boring podcast ones) and I found him to be refreshingly humble
he's loud and a bit abrasive, but like James, and unlike too many of these other morons, he keeps his goofy shtick as just a silly act where a silly clown is working hard at falling over himself to amuse you, and doesn't try to pretend he is above the material by snarking at everything, and doesn't usually try to shoehorn in "serious" drama or super-long costume skits, and doesn't let his personal problems sneak into his work and poison it
(granted, James allegedly did some of this in Board James and in his movie... but I don't happen to have seen any of that, so I still feel this way about him)
>>3038318
huh well if I had known it better then I definitely would have been annoyed about that
by the way I hope sage works like I think it does because I am saging over and over
>>3027780
Thats just his flacid cock wrapped around his waist.
>>3032000
Frank is the dirty old man that is the future for a lot of neckbeard aspies.
Does the same shit every week. Hitting up flea markets looking for retro games (old music/comics in franks case). Hanging out with younger guys that are kinda into the same shit you are because youre too socially inept and uninterested in things people your age are interestes in. Think younger "friends" actually like you, but they just tolerate you because youre good for a laugh. Lose friends because they get married/have kids but youre still a virgin. Hit on any woman that goves you the time of day but cant seal the deal because you go from flirt to creepy in the blink of an eye.
>>3034071
James knows dick all about games, thats for sure. I dont think he actually plays anything off camera. He definately doesnt play or keep up with new games.
Bootsy games, but only shit he already likes.
Mike games a lot, but not a lot of new shit. He does some new shit for streams. He also is rather technically inept.
Ryan is the biggest gamer and plays a ton of shit, new and old. I actually thought ryan was the biggest tool when he was first in videos, but he's grown on me. He needs to go up a fuckin shirt size though. His shirt buttons are holding on for dear life.
>>3034540
Well, hes not making more because he kept jumping in with other networks like screwattack.
>>3035120
Not james's audience. Hes making fun of comments in mike's own live streams.
>>3027664
Vell, James' just zis guy, you know?
>>3041426
>using "game" as a verb
>>3040918
I love that mike edits james and mike mondays. If you watch closely, and look for it, you can see some parts where mike is thinking "omg james youre fucking retarded"
>>3041452
James is a huge simpleton and lives in lala land. Not even just from what he says, but the way he plays games. Mashes buttons, does the same thing over and over again. Like watching a 6 year old play.
>>3041449
What, game can be a verb.
Why won't ryan unjust himself?
He looks really unhealthy
>>3041507
I really hate that fat piece of shit. painfully unfunny and annoying. not to mention complete shit at games
Mike > Bootsy > Pat > James >>>>>>>> Jon > Douge >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ryan
>>3041449
Kid wait a bit before you try and be clever here, we are a bit older and wiser.
