ITT: Best Pokémon rival names
>>3008147
You know that /vr/ is a SFW board, right?
>>3008147
I name myself bull and him as cuck
>>3008147
I usually just named him blue or red, I'm real fucking boring like that.
>>3008147
gary all the way
>>3008208
This is what I do as well.
>>3008147
I always picked John
>>3008147
I always end up calling him retard, asshat, infidel, but on my newest run of red i just went with gary
It always bugs me when I see people naming him rude things. He's a bro in Gen II, not like a certain autist who lives in a cave.
Save your insults for the edgy ginger thief.
>>3008409
>bro in second gen
thats the thing, playing in Gen1 he was a cunt
plus its a game char no reason to not name him whatever you want
>>3008147
DICKS.
>>3008420
Is he really though?
>gives you tips on building your Pokedex
>encourages you to improve yourself
>shares helpful info with you
And all that even though his own grandfather shows favoritism for you over him. And then, just when he's achieved his dream, you show up and take his title away. And then his grandpa walks in and tells him what a failure he is.
>>3008208
I could never bare to do that; they didn't feel like real names, at least not ones a kid my age would have. I just gave them friend's or relatives names.
Why do people give him crude ugly names?
It's obvious he's only mean to you because he likes you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_4K1w3APK4
>>3008461
>wants to fight you when you're in the middle of saving people from terrorists
Nah, Blue's a fucker. He fully deserves to be named BUTTASS every playthrough.
It never fucking occurred to me to name him "Dick" or "Shit" because I was more interested in getting better than this fucker. To name him "Shitdick" makes you, the player, weaker. I was hyped for Pokemon, I got that comic in Nintendo Power, so I named him fuckin' Gary.
>>3008409
This guy gets it
>>3008168
What is your understanding of SFW
NigDig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy9_F_IKrJE
I pick a country and randomly generate a name for my character, and then do one of the same country for my rival.
>>3008168
Swearwords are not NSFW you fucking shitcock.
>>3009215
To be fair, it's not like Team Rocket's takeover of the Silph Co. building was like Nakatomi Plaza or anything.
But he is a dickface.
>>3009215
>if you can't beat me how can you stop Team Rocket?
Is he though?
CLAM
Gary is a little close to my name, and Blue is retarded, so I usually name him William. Don't know why, but I think it fits with the turd of a personality he has in Gen I.
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>>3010454
>>3010328
>Go ahead, MUDASIR, pick a POKéMON! Be patient, ASIF, youll get one too.
>>3008409
Bro in Gen II yeah
but a fucking asshat in Gen I
>entire city is taken over
>lead them back to the place they held up
>try to save the people that are being held hostage
>finally get to the boss to determine the fate of countless innocent lives
>Rival: "Hey dude lets battle!"
I mean how did he even get there?
You know I never really saw the Gen 1 rival as a total dickbag. Just playfully rude, like friends are.
That or I just had dickbag friends as a kid.
>>3010893
>I mean how did he even get there?
You didn't think that qt was letting just you sleep in her bed to restore HP, did you?
>>3008491
My name's Red...
>>3008147
last playthrough of gold i named him kike
>>3008168
This. Take your pottymouth back to /b/ where it belongs.
why is this not in /vp/ ?
>>3012480
Because /vp/ was made for Pokemon topics that were anything but the games.
>>3011821
yo thats cool
>>3012480
Because I fucked your mom.
