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>>2811563
>inb4 pc-98 games
>hnnggg... dat topology
I'm a bad person.
Dumping a few pics from Shining the Holy Ark, a seriously under appreciated (if not unknown) dungeon exploring RPG on Saturn, and successor to Shining in the Darkness
that cat girl from street fighter 2?
cant remember
and the line girl from cruisin USA
>>2811585
>>2811587
Can't find a pic of her skirt blowing up while casting a spell, so it will have to end here.
Akane was great
>>2811586
>street fighter 2
you mean the vampire series, a.k.a. darkstalkers?
>>2811586
Reminds me of that blue hedgehog that kidnaps Princess Mario.
I love video games
/thread
>>2811593
dats da one mane
i remember her from puzzle fighter actually
>>2811604
>when she is jumping onto the airship
>the wobbling
>>2811591
The game is an awesome first-person rpg/dungeon crawler.
I had fun collecting all the sprites, too.
>>2811586
>that cat girl from street fighter 2?
Are you fucking serious? What the fuck are you even doing on /vr/ ?
>>2811586
Blanka?
>>2811687
lol
>>2811571
It's the PC-98 port of a PC-88 game. But boner either way.
>>2811732
W-woah. Now that's what I call a weird boner
My first one.
>>2811563
"Piss off."
"You jerk!"
>show me yours and i'll show you mine
>cousins dad walks in at that exact moment
>takes game away
>>2811804
Dayum son
>>2811835
better version.
>>2811848
>dat one pixel camel toe.
>>2811848
>>2811848
bonus
my favorite palette swap
I jerked off to Link a lot when I was a kid.
>>2811874
soopa gay
>>2811874
Are you gay?
I'd like to make children with her atoms.
>>2811980
4chan
Or: Why did I click that.
>>2811980
I like to think that somewhere out there Sonic is a real person and he's had to personally experience everything his fans have done to representations of him.
>>2812001
You must really fucking hate Sonic.
>>2811563
Amy's constant upskirts in SA1 did it for me.
and before that, Chun-Li in SF2
>>2811980
I've seen some shit man.
like, that's not the worst thing I've seen on 4chan
but it's pretty fucking bad
I want to look away, but I've clicked on it like 4 times to make sure I'm not losing my mind.
the worst bit is how unwashed and diseased it looks
>>2811980
My question is why is it covered in what appears to be feces? Has he been wiping his ass with it, too?
>>2812181
Sonic, autism, and scat fetish all seem to be interlinked.
>>2812209
That's cuz sonic is shit.
>>2812240
>get this game when you're 5
>play the fuck out of it
>no idea why the women are getting naked
So, no mods at all huh?
Loved these games
>>2811980
i've been on 4chan long enough not to be really surprised but I'm worried for the health of his dick. He's going to get an infection or something.
>>2812253
Not one fucking bit.
At least one hotpocket-tier Janny though, it would seem.
>>2811980
Someone make a "This Stupid Son-of-a-Bitch" fake web advert out of this immediately.
has a huge dick
>>2812308
it's sexist because he is barely clothed
>>2811765
Andy is either entirely too gay or too dense for that girl.
>>2812240
This shit taught me the basics of poker. Still infinitely prefer 5-Card Stud to shit tier Texas Hold-em.
Daggerfall has tons of this.It what got me into lizardgals
>>2811980
Gotta go fast...
...because this is what happens if you get caught
Don't even ask why
>>2812445
I mean it's really just a green human with some special stuff drawn on. As is pretty much everything "weird" people are attracted to.
Like of course people who are into women are going to like something that is obviously an adult woman with ideal proportions even if you add on a weird head or alien skin colors or features or whatever. Same with >>2812471 >>2812492 and people who draw (insert cartoon/game character) with an ideal human body or ideal human traits.
Everything would be so much simpler if the internet would stop being so divisive and just instead admit that they're into things or traits rather than whatever fetish like monster girls, futas and traps or ponies. This isn't directed at you, more of just a general statement for discussion.
>>2812498
I wanted to post Andariel from diablo2 at first, but then realized it's not for this board and went with her instead. Same thing though
>>2812507
D2 should really be included. I don't know who would actually be against it if we were able to vote on it. I guess people are just scared it would be used as an excuse to get other things in.
>>2812498
Naw, that rewards belongs to the Arena version. I say the argonian in Daggerfall was already different from all the other race choices because it got the scale belly, a tail, and a lizard head with fins or spike. I woudl then fell in love with the Morrowind Design.
>monster girls
Don't lump monster girls with scalies and aliens. Monster girls is literally shit tier.
>>2812550
>my fetish is better than your fetish
Her and Adult Ruto.
>>2811563
YOU WANT TO WASH WANG OR WATCH WANG WASH WANG?
the game just so happened to be released around the time I became aware of the existence of pornographic japanese cartoons.
>>2811856
Don't you mean Cammy-toe?
>>2812491
What game is this i need to know
>>2812936
Shufflepuck Café
>>2812936
Looks like Shufflepuck Café. I didn't know there was a B&W version though.
>>2812604
das it mane
>tfw "that kid" says she gets naked
>>2812970
>>tfw "that kid" says she gets naked
she does. kinda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKUeGBtPUdE
>>2811801
Circuit's Edge
>>2811723
You have my kek and my lol!
Island of amazons who will fuck you to death? All my teenage boners.
The pun island was a real boner killer, though.
>>2813016
It was actually funnier playing on Nice mode instead of Naughty because then, instead of fucking you to death, they made you fix sinks and open jars and move furniture until you died.
>>2813018
Man this thread started off so well until people just started throwing whatever onto the pile.
"Is this maybe sorta hot? Ah whatever. Throw it on."
>>2813070
It's so nice that you was here to tell me that I can't have boners to things you don't like to fap to, I almost fapped to the wrong things. Thank you for saving me.
>>2812878
Ok you won the Internet today, I'm done.
>>2812230
>That's cuz sonic is the shit.
Fixed
>>2812498
I like the way you think, anon.
>>2813092
No I had it right.
>>2813089
It's better to not know what the sonic fanbase is doing in their bedrooms
Always and forever
>>2813202
and this one as well
>no Lara Croft anywhere
C'mon, guys. We all know I wasn't the only one.
>>2813204
me too!
>>2813204
I actually feel kind of sorry for Alia. It's like she wants to look sexy but doesn't know how. What's with that hair? Is she trying to evoke the image of a 1950's phone operator?
>tfw posting bronze medal
There's no good pictures of the Salome or Alraune sprites.
>>2812240
>it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
>>2812498
>This isn't directed at you, more of just a general statement for discussion.
>Being this passive aggressive
>>2811581
>>2811591
I also have some old as shit nude stuff I got off a fan site years ago
/nn/
While im at it
>>2813243
She's too mainstream.
Real talk, I got into the games with Tomb Raider 4, where Lara was given the most barbie figure.
>being 11 and finding your way into the strip-club
>>2811579http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1104518
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1107956
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1104520
Why am I so turned on by the notion of overpowering and raping fighting game girls?
>>2813432
That's the flattest ass I have ever seen
>>2812950
Mac version.
>>2813258
Its a robot you stupid fucking namefag, it looks like it was designed.
>>2814270
shake it, baby
I always had a boner for Chun Li since SF2 in arcades hit, but it reached critical mass with SF3: 3rd Strike
Even the street fighter 4 chun li in the skimpy dress isn't as sexy, but honorable mention to the Alpha chun li for the skintight sweatpants
>>2812264
She sure is salty about not having salt.
>>2812952
That is totally Warwick Davis.
>>2812853
Poor Serena
AH SHIT BLOODBORNE THE OLD HUNTERS IS HERE GTG /vr/
>>2814443
pl version is best
degeneracy
>>2814443
>pulled the pud
is this an actual expression or were you trying to come up with the lamest euphemism of all time?
>>2814572
Some images need two spoilers.
>>2814520
its an expression you hopeless fucktard
>>2814520
You led a sheltered church life didn't you.
>>2814443
>>2814520
>>2814636
>>2814640
I have literally never heard this expression and I am the most hopeless, basement-dwelling, chronic-masturbating loser you'll find, who has nothing better to do than look at his chinese cartoon porn sites.
Stop assuming the entire world has heard of your weird local expressions for masturbating.
I haven't heard it before either.
>>2814658
It's real. I'm not the guy who posted it, but I have indeed heard it.
Watching through Venture Bros. with a friend. Dr. White refers to Billy Quizboy's prosthetic hand as something along the lines of "that little pud puller" at one point.
It's not a common one, but it's definitely not a made up one either.
that biker chick from full throttle gave me a boner for some reason
>>2814658
>I have literally never heard this expression and I am the most hopeless, basement-dwelling, chronic-masturbating loser you'll find, who has nothing better to do than look at his chinese cartoon porn sites.
eh, yeah, so you need to get out more
maybe listen to more primus too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gEFnZP5X8Q
>1:41
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9SWonLDO_Y
>0:15
>>2814658
>Stop assuming the entire world has heard of your weird local expressions for masturbating.
More like weird basement autist needs to stop assuming the entire world hasn't heard an expression just because he lives in a cocoon.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pull+the+pud
>>2814270
>>2814272
They must have been even neater in the stereoscopic 3d mode!
>>2813016
Are the sequels as boner inducing?
>>2814658
I've heard it. I believe my dad has used some version of the expression before.
Good rule of thumb: assuming a lack of context to give it another meaning, almost any nonsensical combination of "X the Y" can be assumed to be a euphemism for male masturbation.
/thread
>>2812325
Yeah, same here, anon.
Star Platinum silently one of the best retro H-Games. Thanks, KaZaA, for having tons of weird shit when you searched for H-Game Zips.
>>2815306
What is this from?
>>2815310
metadata
>>2815306
Holy shit that is great and what the ideal woman should look like.
>>2815316
>Ideal woman should look like
Poorly rendered 3D CG?
>>2814453
pl version? Polish version? Why's it the best?
>>2815316
dat bee waistline that looks like it'll snap like a twig?
nothx
>>2815171
HAHA LOL
CHOKE THE CHICKEN
PULL THE PUD
PULL THE CARROT
PULL THE POPE
SAY HELLO TO THE ONE EYED MONSTER
SLAP THE CLOWN
ELECTING THE PRESIDENT
FEED THE DUCKS
FIDDLE THE FLESH FLUTE
ADJUSTING THE ANTENNA
GREASE THE PIPE
APPLYING THE HANDBRAKE
BEAT THE MEAT
FLOG THE BISHOP
FLOG THE DOLPHIN
FLOG THE LOG
FLOG THE MULE
PUMP THE STUMP
PUNCH THE CLOWN
RAM THE HAM
SCRATCH THE ITCH
SPANK THE MONKEY
TAME THE SHREW
CLEAR THE SNORKEL
WALK THE DOG
NULL THE VOID
MAKE PEACE WITH THE GENERAL
kek. so how much do you yank the yoyo anyway /vr/?
*Sexy* Parodius
>>2815435
Kinky
>>2814512
/pol/ go home, adults are talking
>>2814512
>complain about degeneracy
>be a 4chan regular
/pol/ logic
>>2815435
>ELECTING THE PRESIDENT
It's funny because the elections are just a bunch of wank, whichever candidate wins, we all lose!
You are doing it right baby.
Different angle on the topic.
>>2815507
What do you think they did with her body after she uploaded her brain into that computer?
Maki's kicks all day.
>>2815463
>that's degeneracy/offensive
>if you disagree it's because you're a jew/MRA
>your rights end where my feelings begin
>white power/white privilege
Ever noticed /pol/ are a lot like SJWs?
>>2815556
>they complain about "safe-spaces" in /pol/, a safe-space
Pretty sure the only ones not in on the joke that is /pol/ are the posters of /pol/
>>2811765
mine too
What made me fall in love with denim shorts
>>2815535
They fucked it.
>>2815642
Reminds me of Takumi from Initial D a bit
>>2815316
Looks hilariously bad 2bh, or is that the joke?
>>2812690
it is tho
>>2813070
>"Is this maybe sorta hot? Ah whatever. Throw it on."
He said about a game that was nothing but naughtiness.
>>2815306
It's sad a game from 1997 can get away with this but in 2015 SFV censors Mika merely slapping her not even nude butt. What has the world come to?
>>2815535
I'd imagine cremation. I mean, I would've thought burial, but I figure if I were her I'd probably have it secretly cremated so no one would know or have proof that anything happened and, if need be, I could hide my whereabouts and condition -- there'd be question over whether or not I was alive and/or bodiliy intact, and no one would ever guess "body gone, brain in a computer". They would believe whatever I wanted them to believe.
Well I mean, I guess the cremators would know, unless she had them killed. Which she'd have no reason not to.
>>2811765
Same here, though the first game I played that had her was Capcom vs SNK on the gamecube.
>>2813243
I never found Laura Croft to be sexy I mean that face is a boner killer, Solid Snake looked better than she did.
>>2814658
Yeah, but how old are you? Slang changes over time, I haven't heard anyone say dekked in years.
Lunar had some nice fap service.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5wb9HOmBBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfP4Q034BVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ezhknWDqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEWnzlNNrMI
>>2815487
Dat bitch got a second ass on her back
>>2815828
And yet we all have access almost infinite amounts to the most hardcore pornography ever made at our fingertips, all the time.
>>2816048
Yeah I don't understand it.
>>2816039
Welp, childhood ruined ;_;
Ohhhh wait, i can actualy fap to this (▰˘◡˘▰)
>>2815971
Literally how?
>>2816048
Gaming industries think that average joe that plays their game is so young and dumb that he don't know about it.
>>2815492
Am I hallucinating or does the woman on the right have an abnormally small head?
>>2816247
To much pot brah.
>>2816234
Is that a VN or an actually game? I like the aesthetic.
>>2811563
I must have been 13 when I took a screen shot on this level to get a better look at Diablo 1 succubi.
>>2815535
Ever see Kill Bill?
>>2816440
I'm glad I'm not the only one who went there.
>>2815556
SJW confirmed
kill yourself
>>2816450
butthurt /pol/tard confirmed
kill yourself
>>2815556
yep. two sides of the same coin desu m8
>>2815435
>NULL THE VOID
Perfect, I'm going to start using this one from now on.
>>2815828
Dude, games are way more lewd now. It's not even a comparison. Especially if you throw in all of the hentai games, which were relatively rarer back in the day. Even in the late 90s.
There are specific instances of censorship like that and feminists/concerned mothers/whatever getting a few trivial things censored but if they're fighting a war they're losing it pretty hard and it's just going to get worse. You can only tell straight men not to find people attractive for so long before it backfires. Them fighting it will probably just push things even further in this direction
>>2816718
>Especially if you throw in all of the hentai games, which were relatively rarer back in the day. Even in the late 90s.
Really?
If you mean "the number that was actually in English", then sure. But I don't think this was the case in Japan
>>2816736
Oh, yeah, I don't know how much was going on in Japan. I'd still bet there's more now though, even relative to the market size. I'd imagine independently developed doujin games are doing well now with the internet being so mainstream. Or maybe that's just the globalization of everything, internet included, mixing me up.
>>2816718
This last month alone has been a censorship frenzy, especially with Nintendo. Fatal Frame and Xenoblade are needlessly censored because having a mere bikini is now too lewd, that's the point we've fallen to these days.
In all fairness Nintendo has always been weird and overprotective.
>Soda Popinski
>>2816772
actually it was because the characters were underaged
>>2816801
They're not real, they have no age. That's why this is so stupid. I'd rather they BS it and change them to 18, not like it even matters, but if that'll help Reggie sleep better at night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I_JDNF9qXE
>>2816809
I think we're going for literal boners itt
>>2816812
anon I think your exaggerating slightly.
>>2811885
The face when this only happens once or twice per game, and people are never around, so they don't believe you.
>>2813243
I do dig Lara. She was my 1st big video game crush. I just hate the tacky porno makeover they gave her in The Last Revelation. Her character model from parts 1, 2 & 3 looked much better. More normal and athletic, instead of the silicone and botox fill-up she was given later. Her TR3-model is my favourite Lara ever.
Personally, I don't really get all the hate she's getting here in /vr/. She used to be a big deal 15-17 years ago.
>there were no futa boners back in the day to fall in love with
Damn you Nintendo of America.
>>2815459
>adults are talking
>about retro boners
>>2814609
lol
>>2817189
Yes.
Now go to bed.
these two
> boner
> no edea
>>2811604
.........dammit
I fapped to that ass back when there was no internet.
>>2818196
I didn't pay much attention back then, but weren't these two lesbians?
>>2811874
Good taste anon >:3 Link is a qt3.14
>>2818196
>>2818340
Yeah
I jerked it to this ad in OPM so many times
Also the herald shield + shield rod
>>2818791
This image was also used for an advert, an advert for Ultimate games magazine, with an "Ultra 64" covering her bum,
Yes I "enjoyed" the add more than the mag
that was a weird feeling.
>>2819375
That picture didn't even have the main heroine...
>>2819174
same here...
![Tekken_2_-_Artwork_-_Females_-_Bathing_Suits[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XDdTABe.jpg "Tekken 2 - Artwork - Females - Bathing Suits[1]")
>>2819418
I'll never forget the first time I saw that Tekken 2 starting FMV intro sequence. It was the first time I ever saw the PlayStation console and I was about 9 or so at my friend's house who had just gotten it. Even at that age Nina's legs blew me away. Never forgot 'em tbqh family.
>>2811563
What game is this, anyway?
>>2819459
Shadow Warrior
>>2819418
The black one's feet look like Dixie Kong's. I know because I fapped to that player's guide a lot.
>>2818335
this and those sexy rat girls.
Jen Tai from Weapon Lord
why the bitch shittin naked in some kind of ancient ruin
>>2819759
Really love the art in this game, but the gameplay never clicked with me
>>2816802
yeah that would have never flown ever. games usually dont pander to pedos
>>2820978
>Japan
>games never pan to pedos
Are you retarded?
>>2821143
EWW
>>2815492
if anyone has one of these adapters advertised in the pic, I'm looking for one.
>>2821143
Lol, greetings from /d/. I kind of want to find this now and try it.
>>2820978
>pedos
2D and 3D are two different, separate things.
>>2821143
Enjoy your ban.
>>2812325
>>2815309
My niggaz. Star Platinum is a really fun eroge, recommended to people who want to learn Koi-Koi.
Great artwork by Nadeara Bukichi and catchy music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdx2B1sveko
>>2821143
Wow pretty rare to see some uncensored PC-98 games. Seraphita is also recommanded to /d/ afficionados.
>>2821164
spoiler'd and warned. Hoping to avoid a ban like that. If it comes to it, don't worry, I will enjoy it.
>>2821170
Plenty of games weren't properly censored before the Saori incident, even from big names like Elf.
Some companies also had codes to disable the censoring.
>>2815642
She needs to be brought in for Street Fighter 5
>>2821184
Yeah, I noticed older games like those for PC-88 were usually uncen, but I didn't know their was a major incident behind the shift to censored pictures. I thought censorship was the norm even back then because of article 175, and only a few rebel developpers dared to brave it. Thanks for the information!
>>2816812
No it isn't, there are no federal laws on drawings and shit of underage characters, it's legal or not actively persecuted for in most US states.
>>2821359
There are in Canada.
>>2821170
So far, /d/ games I've seen here are seraphita, Steam Heart, and Bell's Avenue. Any others I don't know about?
Megaman Legends made me incredibly fucking aroused at several points
After the part where you accidentally walk in on Roll changing (despite not seeing anything) I would OCD run into her room all the time hoping that something else would happen eventually.
I also wanted to look into the dirty magazine you find really bad.
MML was a good ass game.
>>2821172
I figure you won't respond, but plenty of people disable spoilers on images (like me) so your fucking spoiler and warning was no warning at all.
Not that you're allowed to even post porn on a blue board.
Is retro_console_accessories on ebay male or female?
>>2821689
Yes.
>>2821710
Thanks, I'm guessing you're either a computer scientist or a mathematician.
>>2815828
This was probably an obscure DOS release while SFV is coming from one of gaming's premier franchises. Most of the complainers don't even play games so they exclusively focus their energy on popular titles.
The recent debacle with DoA was preemptive on the part of KT and if they released it normally I doubt there would be much fuss.
I remember holding this page up to the light trying to look thru the screen shots in Publix as a kid.
Simpler times.
>>2811881
What's wrong with being gay? Link is a pretty feminine guy.
>>2821671
Why the fuck would you disable spoilers and then complain when the established etiquette of spoilering lewds doesn't work for you?
Who enters a "Retro boners" thread and acts surprised when there's a pornographic image?
Step it up, /vr/.
>>2816718
I find this to be pretty damn cute, what with the hat grabbing and the girly little trot. The breasts are so absurd that they're comical. It's much sexier when she's just standing around or doing other actions.
My first vidya boner and my first step into becoming a terrible person I am today.
My second and third boners are also from Breath of Fire 3, of course.
>>2815442
I love the theme they used too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUSuX1YaRYc
Not necessarily the first but probably the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgxcYQ0K5OA
>>2819174
My nigga.
Was waiting for this.
>>2822074
I bet plenty of kids started their puberty with this game.
Just looking at her face made my dick hard.
>>2821963
So I take it you didn't see what he posted.
>>2822528
Yes. I was 14 when I first played this.
can we get some more sonic porn
>>2822796
Got away with what? They had no Nintendo censorship to deal with and BOF3 was re-released for the PSP in Europe a few years back with no changes.
The question is why they found it necessary to censor BOF4.
>>2822804
I guess they didn't actually "got away" with nudity in BoF3 and somebody got pissed at them, so they removed harmless shit from 4 just in case.
At least they kept naked Ryu in.
No Duke Nukem 3D?
>>2823304
Too bad you have to murder all of them.
>>2823304
That right there made me horny and I didn't play DN3D until I was a grown man.
>>2819418
i remember whacking it to this one in playstation mag many years ago
>>2811569
That's not Cammy's wakeup animation.
>>2813202
This has always been Morrigan's most bonerific official art.
My first crushes were Ada Wong from RE2 and Regina from Dino Crisis. Of course, I was really young at the time so it wasn't really sexual, I just thought they were pretty and liked them a lot.
>>2822804
It wouldn't be allowed in today's world. You simply cannot show a nude woman without people getting up in arms and demanding change. The fact this didn't happen in the late 90s is a miracle.
>>2824176
Eh, even the biggest prudes today won't get that worked up about a naked 20x35 sprite with barbie anatomy.
Hell, one of the relatively recent releases of Corpse Party had naked sprites of minors bathing together and nobody gave a shit.
>>2824176
>You simply cannot show a nude woman without people getting up in arms and demanding change.
Games nowadays feature more nudity than the entirety of the 90s it seems
>>2824260
and there is now more bitching from millenial "feminists" about that than in the entirety of human history
>>2824278
Bullshit, no one cares about your neckbeard porn in video-games.
>>2814609
when you play against world you cannot lose. either you win and then you win. or you lose and you get to see her victory animation, thus you win.
>>2824278
And I only ever hear any of that bitching when retards like you bring it here.
Let that shit stay on twitter.
>>2823427
in the n64 version you can resque them!
>>2822804
Please tell me more: what did they censor?
Oh cleopatra...
>>2824553
In the flash game you can play as her!
http://www.ulmf.org/bbs/showthread.php?t=21571
The chick from barbarian the ulitmate warrior poster was the best fap material i had in my childhood.
>>2819418
Couldn't fap to the early cg stuff, but it only took a few years for the art to improve. By the time DOA 2 came out I was a jerking machine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAXskpwb0W4
>>2824617
>Warm
>Sarcastic
>Aggressive
It's really impressive someone took the time to make a FO4 mod for a game that old.
>>2821689
she needs to learn to do wiring better the cables wernt grounded and looked like I did them in highschool
>>2824669
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAXskpwb0W4
>we're the ethics police
>>2824598
Some tame scenes with no actual nudityand one decapitation.
Scene with Ryu peeping on girls bathing was removed, even though you could only see Ryu himself during that scene, and some other stuff switched around.
>>2824635
It's Maria Whittaker anon.
>>2819763
it was the custom at the time
>>2821170
I tried so hard to figure out how to play the game, I don't think I made it past the third adversary. Shame I was too young to know I could just google how to play, and now I'm too old to bother.
Thanks for the link to the BGM, forgot how good it was.
>>2824930
Didn't they also censor that sexy swimsuit from Bravely Default?
>>2827063
Yes. Nothing escapes Nintendo's wrath these days.
>>2827165
Mrgrgrr
>>2815442
YOU DID IT, JUST LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. YOU FOUND IT.
I have been looking for that game since 1997.
>>2813763
fighting game grills are strong and powerful, so you get some sort of kick out of overpowering said strong and powerful girl. demeaning them to the point where they are broken and forcefully putting your weenus in their vajayjay
No Aya??
>>2815306
I think the rotating chicken in the background is my favorite part.
>>2818265
nooooo
>>2822772
Game?
>>2827802
Breath of Fire 3
>>2827802
Breath of Fire 3
>>2827802
Danube - Sandstorm
Seung Mina
>>2827854
kilik clone
>>2822041
aw yeah diamonds when I first saw this.
>>2827856
>kilik
Time traveller too apparently.
Mina's been in the series since Soul Edge.
>>2828156
A fat autistic looking 30 something "lolcow stereotype" fucked a Sonic plushie for 20 years and possibly didn't clean it ever. It also looked like it was covered in shit for no reason. I mean it's one thing to just do it, but he had to take the pictures of it too or it couldn't have made it onto the internet.
this was on the back of the Lunar: Silver Star Story jewel case on ps1.
mmm sexy evil luna
It's still baffling to me that if you want to save and quit the gane, you go through the game over screen
>>2824617
Is this Centurion: Defender of Rome like Google tells me it is?
>>2828865
as well as the brown girl
Makoto always gave me a boner and I've always wanted to savagely violate her.
>>2827854
The clipping kills the boner
>>2811563
>thread
>ctrl+f popful mail
>no results
/vr/, I'm dissappoint.
>>2829157
More like Crapful Mail. Shittiest game ever.
>>2811563
Do people honestly remember their first? Mine was probably someone lame and Japanese like Zelda or Roll.
>>2829637
mine was Felix's girlfriend tied up.
ironically enough, I don't have a bondage fetish
>>2814313
>>2814318
>>2814320
Anon, Chun Li ruined girls for me at a very young age. Imagine my surprise when I actually fucking go land myself a qt4.253 asian gf with legs like that. I wonder if playing those games made me subconsciously aim for that type.and yes, she wears the costume.
Now that I found her I can die happy. I'd rather that happen than have her dump me which is the second most likely outcome.
>>2814393
Nah anon, THIS is totally Warwick.
>>2827854
I remember seeing the DC version of SC in action and being floored at those graphics and in awe of all those legs. That sophitia grab where she jumps on your shoulders and wraps her thighs around your face to throw you and ends the move sitting on your face. 10/10.
I still rank Chun li and Seung Mina as my two favourite fighting girls. I love those type of costume.Mina wins out because she's showing more skin (and that midriff) Shame there's like no good 34 of Mina from SC2.I blame her for my fingerless gloves HJ obsession
>>2814313
>>2814318
>>2814320
>>2829765
I never liked Chun-Li. I never saw why she appealed to so many people.Could be that I'm Asian and grew up as the youngest son with four sisters. The exoticness never caught on as I probably associate Asian girls with constant nagging, vain, and plain old grossness.Cammy on the other hand will always be my vidya crush, and she'll always be in my top three vidya girls of all time.
>>2829801
I'm not sure if it was the 'statistically average lady' asian effect, but since I'm not asian there was definitely something about it being a new culture.
But it was most definitely those legs/hips, that thin waist making her hips look bigger and the fact that she could kick the shit out of all those guys.and those buns, I am a little autistic for that symmetrical lookand her costume was great, the only way they could have improved it is to switch out those white boots for maybe a small pair of flats/slippers or heels. It is an incredibly iconic costume that's for sure. It might be the 'catch a glimpse' nature of the dress flipping around as she moves which you don't really get with characters like cammy just wearing a leotard for example.There's no mystery/flirtation with a leotard.
As an aside I never really got the cammy appeal though, even though she's got a similar build and also has the hair thing. I dunno, maybe I just liked blue better than green as a kid, and the idea of a white chick in boring army camo wasn't as appealing as an asian chick in a combat qipao with pantyhose.
bae right here
>>2828819
Yes it is.
>>2829765
Instant diamonds, man.
>>2829815
You'd think I care about Chun-li if she wasn't build like this? It's because she's bottom heavy on top of asian that makes it so hot.
>>2830338
I will never forgive that game for those retardedly huge hands. Everything else about that style is acceptable, but those hands are monstrous.
Always wanted to find out the name of this "Melissa" character, see if she did more nude modeling.
Nothing in the game though, not even credits. (unless I missed them somehow)
>>2818791
>>2818196
>dat elevator
>>2827854
Taki man myself but you and me are nigs
The game was slighty below average but had interesting ideas.
>>2828221
>woman becomes evil
>suddenly 100x more sexy
This is one of my favourite recurring things in video games, shows, and movies.
>>2831108
I always disliked Taki's jumpsuit, instead preferring the armor. I was like that with Ivy's wierd clothing too (+ Ivy is like old man. I guess if you like MILFs...)
I have always liked Seung Mina's skimpy outfit on the other hand.Also Talim is sexy as fug. (Apparently there was some minor outrage over her featuring in some bikini pin-up whatever since she's only 16... it's always been like this in the west...)
(I'm a third person btw)
>>2831162
>Apparently there was some minor outrage over her featuring in some bikini pin-up whatever since she's only 16
Old enough.
I remember once playing Soul Calibur with my big bro (I think it was SC2 or SC3), I said that Talim was pretty cute, and he was all "Dude, NO! She's not legal!" whereupon I reminded him I was the exact same age as her.
>>2828865
Love blondes no matter the game. And I sorely miss this early 90's CGI badly. >>2828879
Bumping with an underrated waifu.
>>2831196
Wut?
>>2822531
saw this on valis iii
>>2821184
>Saori incident
Looked it up, seems like a kid tried to shoplift this game. How did that lead to such a blowup?
>>2827487
>this is my fetish.jpg
>>2828879
Nester? Is that you?
>>2813416
You know the deal
>>2831225
I guess it was similar to the rapelay on ebay controversy (I think)
>>2831225
Because it brought attention to the issue.
Eroge had previously gotten into the spotlight with 177 but that didn't show genitals.
>>2829157
Ordered a sega CD just for this game. Waiting for it... in the mail.
Came with a genesis I don't need unfortunately, but I can s-video mod it and turn a stupidly high profit on ebay.
>>2831683
just think of it as Duke Nukem in Japan
>>2813202
as hot as morrigan is, my autism will reject her because, I LOVE succubi as my fav monster girls, but they have HORNS, and what is this shit, Bat-wing horns? Bullshit.
>>2819174
Glad I wasn't the only one.
what kind of attack is this?
>>2818884
I fapped to that ass when I was 11
This sexy little slut.
>>2824793
Don't forget "Slightly less warm, but still warm."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5JVDLBOtzw
this cutscene man, so many faps
https://youtu.be/0gCBnJHCzl0?t=4m35s
also this low poly shit textures bitch, I have no idea why looking back
also Dead or Alive on Dreamcast, pausing game in right moment for an upskirt and pressing on of the buttons (can't remember which) to the "PAUSE" disappears from the middle of the screen
and unlockable arts of Taki in Soul Calibur on Dreamcast
man, times before internet porn were hard
>>2811602
try haederererererer
>>2818335
>>2811885
what the fuck`? I played this game three time times, this never happened. Japanese version only?
>>2832994
Nope it's in the NA version too, it's just exceedingly rare, the best thing is to find on on the other side of a cliff so it can't actually attack you and then sit and wait
>>2829868
Thank you.
>>2832243
normal attack AA
>>2811586
ahaha holy shit why are you on /vr/
>>2821536
>girls who are 16 at very the youngest drawn/rendered in an art style that makes little distinct between young women
>this must mean they want to fuck kids
>>2834682
>implying 16 year old asian girls dont look 10
w/e peed
>>2811582
MY FUCKING NIGGA
>>2835074
I'd hardly call Etna "highly sexualized". Sure, her clothes are revealing, but nothing she does even approaches sexual territory. Closest reference is Rozalin calling her a "flat-chested fornicatress".
>>2835074
it is a somewhat niche game. i just like when pedos act like one fapbait outfit being removed affects its quality as a game. waifufags in general need to stop with this shit
>>2835103
If you see what amounts to a bikini being highly sexualized, you might be apedophile.
Also, Disgaea is and always will be aimed at people who love character optimization and insanely high stats.
>>2835136
has jack to do with the gameplay. it's fluff. nobody should really care that it got removed. like why are you playing fatal frame if you want to jack off? just watch asian porn
>>2835137
Because things that aren't gameplay also play a part in people's enjoyment.
>why would you care about Prince of Persia: The Warrior Within's atmosphere being terrible grimdark shit, it's not gameplay! lol casuals.........
>>2835139
>>2835137
>why would you care about this game having awful character designs that ruin the comedic atmosphere haha lmbo plebs these days
>>2835139
lmao are you really going to give me this shit about atmosphere while defending swimsuit outfits in a horror game? jc
>>2835043
Totally looks 10, bro.
>>2835142
I don't know shit about Fatal Frame I was mainly thinking of Xenoblade
I'll just leave this here.
![672857-super-monaco-gp-arcade-screenshot-title-screen[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UgtaXUB.png "672857-super-monaco-gp-arcade-screenshot-title-screen[1]")
Imagine something like this in F1 2015
>>2811563
The easter egg of Lara Croft in the shareware version of Shadow Warrior. Damn
I played Rolling Thunder just for the Leila torture scenes.
>>2811586
Best underated bait.
>>2831184
Damn, Ayla let herself go.
>>2812492
Me too, anon. Me too.
I also really like the medic.
>>2813204
Why are her feet so big?
>>2835721
Could have been her mom. But Mary already has a kid.
>>2835414
>he thinks asian women are his animus
>>2814740
Maureen or "Mo"
>>2835781
Cuz she is a robot you gum nut.
>>2835128
Censorship on principle is wrong, for any reason.
>>2836445
Tell that to the greedy little Jew in the "Censored Games" thread who kept insisting that service to the almighty dollar made it OK.
>>2821862
I jacked off to this exact ad
>>2822796
My fav part were when the horse-men captured momo and she cried to you about how thoroughly they raped her.
>>2836824
>how thoroughly they raped her
>>2816474
Go rape yourself.
>>2835602
>Lara in chains
>website
This brings some old memories back.
>>2816283
first good post
>>2837087
>n-no! Horseshoe theory don't real! I'm not a horrible person like all those SJWs!
>>2811569
Oh hell yes.
Blaze from Streets of Rage was also my first vidya boner.
>>2835738
Is that from the official SC1:BW cinematic? Beautiful.
>>2835583
your scanlines look wierd...
>>2837848
Uh, do you really NEED to have story in games? Can't you keep story out of videogames? I don't understand how having a story improves the gameplay in any shape or form.
so much bait in this thread
>>2811563
I can't be the only one?
I preferred the look from DK1, but 2 is fine too.
>>2837857
Kappa is strong with this one.
>>2837808
No.
Starcraft had great looking cinematics for it's time, but a lot of that was clever use of shadow and lighting, the models they used did NOT have that kind of polygon or texture definition, if you can find old work stills from Starcraft's development, you'd see that the models used in the cinematics were actually quite rough, they just used them very cleverly.
>>2837848
>>2812492
starcraft gave me a transformation/corruption fetish, I'm pretty damn sure
>>2837848
No, you don't NEED porn in video games just like you don't NEET a lot of things in a video game.
BUT if a developer or studio wants porn in their game then they should be able to release it as such and we should be able to enjoy it as such.
You are of course, still free to not play said game if porn bothers you.
Did you know they were called also Hero Turtles in parts of Europe due to controversy involving ninjas and violence? Super Mario Bros. 2 was also Duck Dug Gaiden in Japan!
>>2838317
Speak for yourself, I wanted to play Super Street Fighter 2 with my girlfriend but every time someone selects Cammy she flashes her ass to the screen and giggles like a schoolgrill making both of us uncomfortable. I mean, Cammy is supposed to be a badass super soldier, not some bubbly retarded little girl.
>>2838448
Maybe when you're a bit older and more mature it won't bother you so much.
Who says she can't be both? And if she acts like that then she must be partially a bubbly retard little girl.
>>2838448
>Cammy is supposed to be a badass super soldier, not some bubbly retarded little girl.
>a woman can't be a professional while at the same time be proud of and show of her sexy body
Sexist pig.
>>2838448
Your girlfriend sucks. Get a new one that isn't such a sexually repressed shrew.
https://youtu.be/msuVX34ym40
>>2811765
why is she fingering baby?
>>2838448
>making both of us uncomfortable
Translation: it makes your gf uncomfortable and you have to go along with it because you're a thirsty beta.
>>2812604
Ah yes, the urban legend that if you did some sort of bizarre combination of impossible things then her flashing finishing move would turn around to face the screen instead of away from it.
>>2813763
It's a way to compensate for your insecurities. Video game fighting girls are talented, strong, capable, and independent. You don't feel any of those things about yourself, so by breaking a woman like that in your fantasies you're essentially proving that you're "better" than they are and therefore you must also be better than the characteristics they possess and you do not.
>>2837848
Fuck off, SJW cum guzzler.
>>2838921
This.
>>2835612
80s-90s women's hair styles are my fetish
>>2839031
I guess that's a little true, but I also actually like strong female characters, it's not like I get off on a sort of hatred.
Samus Aran is cool and awesome, but at the same time it would be totally hot to chloroform her and have my way with her. As a separate fantasy.
>>2839060
Breh, you could have just linked to a booru, now you're gonna get b&
Altough your point is fair, rape for everyone!
>>2839150
>chloroform
You're a necrophiliac?
>Serial killer Dr. H. H. Holmes used chloroform overdoses to kill his female victims.
>>2839265
There's a reason anesthesiologist is a specialized profession. It's hard enough keeping people alive when you have a controlled dose and careful monitoring of breathing/heart rate/blood pressure etc. Also chloroform is a carcinogen, so it can still kill even if you survive the acute toxicity.
>>2839291
Shit, that makes me terrified of ever having a surgery again.
>>2839309
Welcome to my world :(
>>2837837
I smell non-integer scaling.
>>2839265
I never specified overdose.
But yeah, chloroform is actually pretty tricky to apply safely to a person.
Fine, roofies, or just alcohol then, whatever drug can be used safely, whatever keeps her sleeping, it's just a stereotypical method for subduing her completely, as part of fantasy, I'm not talking about ACTUALLY drugging women and raping them (and if I were, I'd probably not want to use something that would cause irreparable harm/death), I'm not a monster, just a kinkster.
>Also chloroform is a carcinogen
I actually didn't know that part, but doesn't that take a long time? Cancer doesn't happen overnight, and even then, your body frequently defeats upstart cancer all the time, how much does chloroform increase the risk?
I know that it can cause definite damage to the kidneys or spleen or something.
>>2823304
Was serious fetish material
>>2835097
>nearly naked girl sucking a popsicle
>not sexualized
>being this delusional
>>2839309
>you are now manually remembering all those news stories of someone going in for routine surgery and waking up to discover a leg missing
>>2839916
That won't happen in a first world country unless you win (lose?) the bad luck lottery.
People do die during surgery, but it's pretty rare. I think it's like one per so many thousand. Hold on, let me check.
>Anaesthesia alone in healthy well patients has a mortality (due to unexpected drug reactions, haste, device malfunction, etc) of 1:500,000. This contrasts with the 1:30 chance of being killed or maimed if you are a driver from the age of 17 to 25, and is far less than the risk of surgery. Overall the risk of death due to anaesthesia in all patients undergoing surgery is about 1:30,000.
I actually thought it was like 1 in 4K so the chances are even lower than expected. Also worth considering: if you don't wake up then you'll never have to know that you didn't wake up, so it's a happy death. Kind of. For you.
One thing of note about that car crash stat though is that the numbers are way blown up from driving drunk, like all vehicle stats. So you can probably not die by not being retarded.
>>2839916
That's not even that common.
What actually does happen with some regularity (like, not often, but enough that you'll hear about it), is that a surgeon forgets something inside of you when sewing you up, like a clamp got left inside, or maybe a glove, now, this sounds bad, and it'll actually start to hurt, but your first instinct will be to go back to the hospital once you start experiencing intermittent pain after surgery, whereupon they'll x-ray you and see it, then go slap the surgeon in the back of the head, then they'll schedule for a new surgery to get that shit out.
It's not standard procedure, but if it's a thing to go wrong in a surgery, that'd be it, and it doesn't have a difficulty solution.
That you'd wake up with a missing leg after what was supposed to be a biopsy, that probably happens pretty damn rarely, certainly not a regular thing in a first world country, and I have NEVER heard of a case of someone being mistakenly put through a sex-change operation (even though it's a staple in hospital horror stories). See, hospitals are terrified of getting sued, and if you accidentally had a guy's cock and ball chopped off, you'd get sued so hard your grandchildren would be in debt.
>>2839937
>People do die during surgery, but it's pretty rare
Didn't Satoru Iwata pass away from complications from surgery?
That was especially shitty, he was such a wonderful and talented person, programmer, producer, president, more. He worked hard to get to the top.
>So you can probably not die by not being retarded.
This, it's easy to look at a statistic, a raw number, and make a conclusion based on that.
People like to talk about shootings in the US, and a lot of people die from gunshot wounds, sure, but nobody looks at circumstances, the bulk of those deaths are suicides, or gang violence (Jamal popping Tyrone with his .25 caliber pocket gun, because of a dispute over territory/drug-trade).
If you're not depressed, or if you're not a gangbanging lowlife, your odds of getting shot dead in America really isn't that different from in Europe.
>>2840006
i'll hook u rite in the gabber m8
>>2840006
>surgery
>not retro
uwot.m8
>>2839916
>aunt goes in for knee surgery
>dies of staph infection
The kicker, she died on Christmas.
>>2840006
But Life & Death is, anon.
>>2839954
>People like to talk about shootings in the US, and a lot of people die from gunshot wounds, sure, but nobody looks at circumstances, the bulk of those deaths are suicides, or gang violence (Jamal popping Tyrone with his .25 caliber pocket gun, because of a dispute over territory/drug-trade).
>If you're not depressed, or if you're not a gangbanging lowlife, your odds of getting shot dead in America really isn't that different from in Europe.
We do have gangbanging lowlife with guns in Europe too though, so you would have to remove those from our numbers to to have a reasonable comparison. Maybe doesn't compare as favourable anymore, then.
I do guess we'd have less suicides by gun though, because that method isn't readily available.
>>2840302
Well that's the thing, the US doesn't have so much of a gun problem as it has a gang problem, probably brought on by the zeal of the war on drugs (though I hear gang violence is rising steadily in the UK)
I don't think Europe pushes the war on drugs in the same way or with the same fervor, so it doesn't have nearly the same levels of gang violence.
Poverty is an important factor as well, the US is like 50 little countries in one, all a bit different from each other, some are richer, some are poorer. Michigan is a poor-ass state with shitholes like Detroit, Ohio has places like Cleveland, dense population, terrible economy, Hawaii is, well, Hawaii, they don't have a lot of money and importing anything to there is expensive as shit because of shipping (Hawaii also has loads of old abandoned surplus from the Pearl Harbor days, finding a Tommygun or old grenades in the isles is no difficult task)
Compare to Vermont, lots of guns, you're even free to carry a gun on your person however you want, you don't need a license, but the state isn't poor as fuck, so people don't really turn to crime in the same manner, it's pretty peaceful and has quite low murder rates.
>>2811569
>losing against Bison as Cammy
I think Street Fighter Alpha 3 gave me my Bad End fetish.
>>2839954
The "complications" to the surgery is basically that the procedure is typically considered a delaying action at best. I remember right around the time he disclosed it, some random fucker in the profession was like "Bullshit that procedure is routine, that man is a goner"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFAbF6CnjPM
>>2813243
I don't know why i got a boner when she fell in the quicksand, but i still do.
>>2828865
OH YEAH
The Double Dragon II poster art always triggered my autism when I was a kid. Wasn't the blue guy supposed to be Marian's boyfriend? Didn't the red guy kidnapped her in the first game? I knew the series from the NES versions and didn't know that you could fight the other player over her at the end of the first arcade game.
>>2831162
Gross. Talim is like 12 years old dude.
>>2841068
old enough to bleed. old enough to breed.
>>2841068
She's ages as the titles go.
I think she's pretty tasty at the age of 16
>>2836445
a bikini outfit in a horror game adds nothing to its quality as a game, it's shitty, atmosphere-tainting pedo pandering. keep your gamergate retard logic out of it
>>2841075
...is that a period joke?
That's a period joke isn't it.
>all of my calories
>>2838508
i like when these gamergate mongoloids act like passive-aggressive porn designs made purely and obviously for teenage boys to fap to are somehow empowering to women
>>2841075
UNDERRATED POST
>>2841075
If there's grass on the field, play ball.
>>2841091
But it addsfun
>>2841101
What does GG have to do with any of this? Who's really passive aggressive here?
>>2841109
horror games are all about atmosphere, it's not a bad thing when something that actively detracts from it is removed. it really doesn't matter. any defense just looks like horny weebs grasping at straws over muh vidya porn
>What does GG have to do with any of this
nothing necessarily, it's just when i first started to notice this attitude
>>2841116
Swimsuits and sexy outfits are typically not standard content.
In the Resident Evil games, there's various outfits, some sexy, some just different. But they're not in the standard game, you unlock them as a reward for beating the game, sometimes under specific conditions.
Rebecca has a cowboy outfit you can unlock, a 'nurse' outfit. Do they fit the mood and atmosphere of the regular game? No, not quite (but I don't think they detract enough from the game to matter). In RE4, Leon has a 'Mafia' outfit he can unlock, which will also put Ashley in a suit of armor (making her near invincible, meaning this actually affects gameplay), this clashes HEAVILY with the atmosphere of the game, but it doesn't matter, it's just bonus content, it's just a fun thing.
It's not much different from pic related.
>nothing necessarily
Then why bring it up you passive-aggressive punk? Why would you needlessly inject controversy into a topic based on nothing?
>>2841136
none of those games would be of any less quality if those were removed. basing your enjoyment of games on alt costumes is really fucking silly
>>2841927
No less silly than playing them in the first place (hint: not silly at all).
>>2828879
the thought of sexualising pilotwings never occurred to me until now.
>>2815487
They ruined her in the new SF
>>2831104
mah giga nigga
>>2827854
This specific pic from the unlockable art gallery...
>>2819418
>Those soulless expressions
Damn, I mean, that was early CGI but it doesn't mean it was impossible to make it look good.
>>2842070
> Liu Kang and Jade
> Ryu and Indian Girl
> Rambo and Ko
Who am I looking at exactly?
>>2841927
>basing your enjoyment of games on alt costumes is really fucking silly
Which I'm not doing, don't put words in my mouth you faggot.
I'm saying there's no harm in them, and if having to chose between no sexy costumes available or sexy costumes available, I will always choose the latter.
What's wrong with just having a fun extra thing in a game? It's not presented as canon or part of the regular game, I don't see why it bothers you.
>>2842094
main chars of Turok 3
>>2842043
I know, but it's not too late, she can be saved.
https://www.change.org/p/capcom-do-not-censor-street-fighter-v
>>2842061
Just picked up the SC again after a few years. Some of the art on that disc is 90s anime as fuck, in a good way.
![0016+%2528Large%2529[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3Sw3556.jpg "0016+%2528Large%2529[1]")
![lara28[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wToH3Ia.jpg "lara28[1]")
![april_2_37_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DPJwvZQ.jpg "april 2 37 [1]")
