Do you guys know if there any retro games with half naked men? Like pic related
Dont judge me please. Theres plenty with half naked women. I just wanna know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmByynN2ZiA
Great thread, op.
Just to get it out of the way
>>2758049
aw yeah baby
>>2758031
Golden Axe series.
All barbaric themed games fit this.
>>2758031
Don't mind me, gonna go get killed in a cave while wearing my tighty whiteys.
>>2758061
>>2758058
If I could bang a guy like Zangief at least once before I die I would die happy.
>>2758031
>>2758031
How naked is "half naked"?
Is loincloth OK, and is it OK if it's a hulking stance whenever it's presented?
Metal Gear Solid has that famous torture scene, but it's just shirtless and not really in underwear.
Punch-Out! might be a contenderno pun intended.
>>2758560
We're accepting all kinds of naked here, my man.
>this thread and people's attitudes in it
And to think, the SJWs say that the games industry is only concerned with pandering to misogynistic desires
>>2758031
you can play FFX on an emulator with a tidus nude hack. he's got a nice tight ass.
>>2758530
Is that rule 63 Lilith?
Also Castlevania.
Hell yeah motherfucker!
This thread is relevant to my interests
>>2758031
Redtube/gay has collection
Fighting games are great in general for half naked man meat
>>2761251
>That bulge
I think we have a winner.
>>2761265
wat
>tfw there's more man candy in reto vidya than slutty girls.
>>2761280
Wrestling games too
>>2758035
Creatine, not even once.
Greatest thread.
I just realized
>>2761728
Manorexia
what the fuck is going on in this thread
>>2758140
Myron dem gains
>>2758031
Conan The Cimmerian on PC (1991)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Mqv5n2FsM
>>2758031
90% of Amiga games tbqh.
While Japanese home computer devs were all about cute cartoon girls, Euro pc devs were all about half-naked manly man for some reason.
>>2761960
while Americans were all about guns and gore. still the same tbh.
>>2758031
How about half naked boys?
Barbarian 2: Dungeon of Drax
Torwak theWarrior
Stormlord
>>2762009
forgot the image
Red Heat (Amiga again)
![adon_by_gravelee-d56pok9[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SjpMBPo.gif "adon_by_gravelee-d56pok9[1].gif")
>>2761319
>>2762419
https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=hot+ryu
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4p3pfJa.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>2762421
But Ryu has always been incredibly buff
I really don't see why just growing a beard changes everything.
If that was the case then comrade Zangief would have had all the ladies all over him from day one.
>>2758031
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iOhXF6C.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>2761921
Underrated post
>>2762419
>if they were real, would make a woman cream her panties at a glance
They don't need to be real to accomplish that.
>>2762551
they also make men cream their pants. btw there are stallions looking like that. Definitely dtf.
>>2762421
miring those biceps
>>2762432
My guess is that Zangief looks too intimidating?
But I don't understand it either. There are hotter characters than Ryu.
>>2758031
In Ultima 7 you can undress your characters to any degree you like down to undies as shown in pic. Great game too.
Weirdo.
>>2761251
This isn't official art.Unfortunately.
obscure DOS game
KickIt - A Day For The Laiban
-----------------------------
[Released 970216]
Our story so far....
--------------------
The Laiban wakes up in the morning, feeling exhausted after several
nights of hard and brutal Nintendo-playing. He slowly recalls that it
is ten minutes too late to return the rented Nintendo-cassettes!
** Oh no! **
Now the evil sailorman from the video game store has sent out his evil
cassette-collectors straight to the Laiban's home. The cassette zombies
will, with unnecessary violence, punish the Laiban for this innocent
deed in the cold and wet dungeons below the video store.
It is now the Laiban's duty to return the cassettes personally to the
owner, before the 28 cassette-collectors grab and torture the Laiban.
The Laiban's fate now lies in YOUR hands, fellow player! You will guide
Laiban to the nintendo-store and with astonishing courage avoid all the
hazards and dangers on the way.
-- Happy cassette-returning! --
There's a lot of those barbarian-type games.
>>2761893
just guys being dudes
>>2762015
I only played the second one...
It was called "Deliverance" for some reason, really repetitive game, just wandering around a 2D castle chucking axes at bad Aliens rip-offs
and you saved these fairies...
which were trapped in closets...
>>2762874
I never played this, but the screenshots made me think it was a Gods style game.
>>2763390
Speaking of Gods, this game (Dragon) was supposed to be similar but never got finished. There only exists a partial demo: no collision detection, not much enemies, only like 1 level...Too bad he don't release source code, or I would try to finish coding the game myself (what's already been done is very good!)
>>2763407
It was going to be a commercial release and got cancelled somehow...
http://hol.abime.net/5891
>>2763335
hot dilf
>>2761251
is his dick bending his steel codpiece?
>>2764448
That's just tumblr, and they barely qualify as women anyway.
>>2764484
This exactly. Obese and ugly women like scrawny men because it makes them feel special. Most normal women like manly men.
>>2758031
Fully naked Arnold at the beginning of Terminator 2 for SNES
Well I certainly didn't expect this thread to get so popular.
>>2762029
Didn't knew Billy Herrington was in an Amiga game
>>2762000
>the guy from Wonder Boy is the same guy from Wonder Boy II
Wonder Boy has the deepest lore.
>>2767416
Was this ever established in the Japanese version or was it some localized bulshit?
>>2767485
>arcade version has you emerging from the forest wearing nothing but a loincloth
It's obvious, anon.
>>2767491
the arcade game and the console games are two seperate games.
>>2767494
Nope. You're thinking of the two "Wonder Boy III"s
There's only one Wonder Boy II
>>2767491
The truth is that they don't even have the same name. The protagonist in Wonder Boy I was named Boy/Tom-Tom, while the guy in II and Dragon's Trap was Bocke Lee Temjin.
>>2762810
He's like 175cm and 85kg now
>>2767952
>Boy/Tom-Tom
Now that was localized bullshit. His name was always Bocke.
Chubby Cherub for NES
Chuck Rock
And it's fucking good too!
>>2762849
Wat
>>2762849
Sweden, yes.
>>2768850
Not really. There's no Bocke in Wonder Boy I. Tom-Tom is his American name. Boy was his name in the Japanese version.
>>2758031
there are nakied daddies in startropics.
>>2769343
>Is the character from Wonder Boy (Tom Tom), supposed to be the same character from Wonder Boy in Monster Land (Bocke)?
>Ryuichi Nishizawa: I'll leave it your imagination whether they are the same character. By the way, TomTom and Tanya are not the names that I originally gave them. They were initially called Bocke and Tina. Tom Tom may be the name given by Sega for the overseas editions.
>>2769396
>I'll leave it your imagination whether they are the same character. By the way, TomTom and Tanya are not the names that I originally gave them. They were initially called Bocke and Tina. Tom Tom may be the name given by Sega for the overseas editions.
I'm guessing Nishizawa is either, misremembering the name and he simply got Boy and Bocke mixed up. You have to keep in mind he is being asked about a game he made more than 20 years ago.
The Japanese Wonder Boy flyer simply calls him "Boy" (pic related if you can read moonrunes), as does the ending screen for the Mark III version (and possibly the SG-1000 version too). The first time the name Bocke ever showed up was in Monster Land.
>>2769573
Boy as in Wonder Boy, his title
>>2769576
No, it's "Boy" as in "it's a word foreign enough to Japanese ears that we could get away using it as a name." At any rate, "wanpaku shounen boy" わんぱく少年ボーイ (Boy, the mischievous boy) is a redundant title.
There's a reason Sega came up with the name Tom-Tom for the overseas versions.
Marth has no pants till smash bros
>>2768937
assblasted weeb
>>2769580
Bocke, Boy, Book, he is supposed to be the same person. His name was always intended to be Bocke, but they didn't quite know how to translate everything into English perfectly, which is very apparent by the developers' own raw English translations of Wonder Boy II.
>>2769381
Chief Coralcola was a "good friend" of your uncle
>>2769614
>Bocke, Boy, Book, he is supposed to be the same person.
The only time they ever established this was in the localized manual for Wonder Boy II, which the original Japanese manual never brings up (pic related). Nishizawa's own statement isn't even conclusive about whether or not they're the same (probably because he didn't want to offend the person who made the localization and players who grew up with that version of the story).
>His name was always intended to be Bocke, but they didn't quite know how to translate everything into English perfectly, which is very apparent by the developers' own raw English translations of Wonder Boy II.
I don't think so. They probably came up the Japanese names first and romanized them after the fact, which is how I imagined most Japanese developers work.
ボーイ = Clearly is supposed to be "Boy"
ブック = Has been translated as "Book" and "Bocke".
>>2769626
thank you anon - San. I was too lazy to make a Screenshot. Wow what a DILF.
>>2758179
When does Norimaro do that in the game? Or is that an unused sprite?
>>2762419
Honda may be fat, but he is RIPPED AS FUCK.
>>2769587
I want pantsless marth as a costume in smash 5
>>2765318
That's Arnie on the right. Never knew Red Heat had a licensed game.
>>2769958
Speaking of E. Honda, anyone know any good sumo games?
>>2769630
Neato, so it's like a Jumpman -> Mario kind of thing
Same guy, but didn't get his definitive name till later.
>>2758080
>how noods!
>much swords!
>>2770178
>Same guy, but didn't get his definitive name till later.
If you want to think of it that way, I guess so. Point is that the only time Tom-Tom and Bock were ever established to be the same was in a localized manual. The Japanese manuals never really established this fact.
>>2770235
Right, the beginning of the second game and their creator stating they now have the same name did.
>>2758897
>And to think, the SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS say that the games industry is only concerned with pandering to misogynistic desires
Daily reminder that they should be referred to as SJTs (Social Justice Terrorists) because Warrior sounds bold and noble.
The industry is primarily concerned with pandering to people who will buy their fucking games, which are mostly straight white males. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS really just hate the fact that there's more of a demand for nude women with "unrealistic bodies" then nude men, but both exist, because some gays/straight women play games. Just not as much.
>>2758530
I think i'm gay now
>>2770237
>Right, the beginning of the second game
[citation needed]
The beginning doesn't even mention the character's name at all. All you get is a random NPC calling you "brave man" and telling you the game's objective.
>and their creator stating they now have the same name did.
It's probably just a slip of the tongue.
>>2770269
Because he's a brave blonde guy emerging from a forest wearing nothing but a loincloth, that doesn't need to be explained.
>It's probably just a slip of the tongue.
I doubt it.
>>2770273
We could always ask him at Twitter to settle this.
https://twitter.com/wonderboywild
>>2762830
I know but I had to.
I don't even like Chrono Cross that much.I could only get into it when I could have a bara harem with either Zoah, Fargo, Zappa, Orcha or Greco in my party.
>>2760361
>sweatingman.png
Oof
Can't be complete without the Sacred Armour of Antiriad...
>>2758163
I remember this game, and I remember not understanding jack shit of what I was suposed to do
Savior bump with Super Macho Man
In most Asterix game you can play Obelix and he is always topless. The Gallic Wars allows you to control the entire village of topless men.
>>2758031
>>2777075
DILF!
>>2759163
>US cover art that's actually accurate
What is this I don't even.
>>2770160
I wonder if that Harimada game is any good
cho-aniki will suit your tastes perfectly, op
>>2770636
Larry in 7 looks so goddamn charming.
If I were a hot woman on a cruise I'd bone him dry.
>>2759163
>Death Adder
hnnnnng
>>2780192
Holy fuck Parias got ripped as fuck
>>2781332
>Parias
who
>>2781390
Pretty sure he's talking about the cleric in Hexen
The warrior, sure, obvious, but look at the speedo the elf is wearing.
>>2759163
>>2780192
Lot's of half naked men in Golden Axe
