claim your retro waifu before someone steals her
my bae forever.
I will not be ashamed
She has been my waifu since 1996. How long has your relationship with your waifu lasted Anon?
Fuck you's all
>>2756784
since 2002
i was 15 when i first met her
Dont tell me its just me?
Niggas.
>>2756824
>Getting cucked by a tiger
Done.
I highly doubt anyone else cares about her, but just in case.
My waifu can turn into a fucking spaceship and goes around blowing up planets. How about yours?
>>2756824
>not the faun
I don't even remember what her name was but she was better material
claimed
Thank you so much for not claiming her.
>>2756745
that waifu is shit
Kid is mine, I always save her as soon as possible even if I lose that other character because FUCK everybody but Kid
![terraffvi-2_8qqc.1920[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4g7BdKg.jpg "terraffvi-2_8qqc.1920[1].jpg")
with amano blonde hair, not green
Plebs.
I will not be defeated.
>>2756750
Too bad you can't have that version of her.
Luscious, luscious Lucia.
>>2756987
>>2756745
My waifu is better
>>2756784
P
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MIZUKI
>>2757123You'll never be big enough to satisfy her.
>>2756745
no.
mine
>>2756784
Since 2002.
>>2757307
>Liking the al behd slut
>>2757309
>al bhed slut
She's a slut only for me.
Kyra deserves more love
>>2756847
Why is there no good fanart of Miria
>>2756836
SHIT
Miho!
Miho Miho Miho Miho Miho Miho
(Genesta, of course, not that slut Rosella)
>>2757307
Not retro, faggot.
>>2757249>not sticking your arm in her slippery horse cunt
Really? I'm the first one to take Riesz? You guys are bad at this.
>>2757017
That's fine, more cute, chubby baker waifu for me.
best night warrior
>>2757424
motherfucker, you got ahead of me
Posting in the shitty thread of the day
>>2757608
>Comes to 4chan
>complain about weeaboo trash
>>2757417That's actually pretty hot. I'd be up for doing that in exchange for some horse girl blowjobs.
>>2757608
>now
dont judge me
I waited a respectable amount of time, Mail fanboy (you know who you are), but I think it's been long enough.
Mine.
>>2757646
Bear in mind thather horse clit is the size of a popsicle, so it's very easy for you to suck on while your arm is buried up to the shoulder in her snatch
>>2757123
superior horse waifu
I am mad scientist. It's so cool! Son of a bitch!
>>2757780
what could have been
>>2757754
>I didn't read the sticky because I'm a faggot. I just parrot what I THINK are the rules instead.
Go back and actually read it, fuckface. I'll wait.
>>2757770
Please stop.I'm getting overwhelmed at the prospect.
>>2757912
>actual definition of the word
>my definition, that is
Ok, champ. Wishing this hard for your retro waifu to be valid is unhealthy, you know.
>>2757920
>your retro waifu
I'm glad we agree that Rikku is retro.
The rest of your post is disregarded, champ.
>>2756768
Nice waifu.
Don't need no fucking magic shield, bitches!
>>2756843
Castomira>Leaty
Also, fuck Leaty. Bitch lets you do all the dirty work and comes in to deal the final blow and take all the credit. Bitch
>>2757923
>thinks post mocking flawed definition of a word by using the word in the same way is an inadvertent statement of agreement
How do you even function?
>>2757943
tl;dr fag
All mine.
>>2757903
Go to bedand stare at the ceiling all night, thinking about the sensation of her rough-haired tail swishing against your bare neck as you sucked on her equine clit, wondering whether your ministrations would be pleasurable enough to make her whinny
>>2757838
who's this?
>>2757424
Riesz is really pretty.
>>2758051
Ronfar's furry waifu that im stealing
>>2758064
i vaguely remember her... she wasn't a playable character, right?
how come your previous picture was of a centauress though?
>>2758063
Correct.
Claimed!
>>2758083
it was beta concept art.
>>2757945
Just like the sticky.
>>2758048I would die to hear that sound.
Whoa, not posted yet?
Holy shit.
SHE'S MINE NOW NIGGAAAA
>>2757780
Damn that art is nutso good.
Anyone know who the artist is?
>>2756826
Fine, take her.
>>2758262
NOT
RETRO
CLAIMED
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>>2758279
Forgot image
>>2758252
But she's a robot and underage.And probably already taken by Light himself.
>>2758290
>underage
Nigga, it's fantasy.
>robot
With skin, nigga.
>>2758083
>i vaguely remember her... she wasn't a playable character, right?
she was an antagonist. Kind of. Long story short she got possessed by the evil god and went full inquisition burny burn burn on heretics.
She's really very nice once that whole thing was resolved though
>>2757937
>Serana Corsair
Nice taste
>>2758352
Anon... That's a dude.
I'm surprised no one has claimed her. So i do.
Illbleed's Michel Waters is mine.
>>2758428
>I'm surprised no one has claimed her.
Why? I know you 64 fans are deluded but Turok wasn't exactly mega popular.
>>2758459
m8, after that nice turok thread from long ago i tought /vr/ liked the series.
This thread is filled with some obscure girls that i didn't knew [besides TGL protag]
Lynn a cute
>>2757707
damnit...
I wanted mail.
I'll claim my reserve waifu from an obscure Japanese PSX game instead (the one with orange hair myu~).
>>2756836
nice trombone
>no Izumi Takemoto games
>>2758773
meh, that's the GBA hussy, you can keep her. I'll take the charming retro original.
>>2758787
shantae for gba?
>>2758795
Risky's Revenge and onwards. Started out on the GBA, got infinitely delayed and fucked with, until it lost its soul.
She's mine now she belongs to me!!
>>2758803
Yeah I know what you mean, risky's revenge kinda bad.
>>2758167centaurs aren't real so your best bet is probably to try arm-fucking a real horseyou horsefucker
I can't believe no one's claimed her yet
>>2759114
people tend to not claim the crappy ones
>>2759125
You confirmed your shit taste in only 7 words, it might be a new record.
>>2759149
You needed 8, big deal
>>2759114
why is she wearing fire hydrants on her wrists
Rutee is best tales
>>2758234
good taste
step back fuccbois
Claimed
>>2758686
thanks for blocking this in the usa jewgle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCBjsh7T9zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyArOGL6k6I
>>2760005
ok, this is just ridiculous, might as well just block everything that isn't a vlog.
I can't believe I actually got to Aika first.
Best Harvest Moon, best ever.
>these threads
Claimed
>>2760070
>>2760102
>Level-1
Them fightan games too tough for you on default difficulty, brah?
>>2760070
I don't know, to me these threads are harmless, it doesn't get into fights and pure shitposting like the threads on other boards, and they stay to their own threads and don't attempt to invade other threads with waifu drama, unlike /mu/ and /tv/
Best grill
Mine
>>2759147
nice
I've got it bad, I've got it bad, I've got it bad....
I'm hot for teacher.
Undisputed
>>2760237
>Retro Games torture for kids shitthread been up for 7 hours
>That feel when no GF thread up since the 22nd.
You really need to ask?
>>2756824
Being nine years old... is a strange time.
I think it was the voice acting that did it.
>>2756987
>>Has taste
Mah Bruh. That choice forced between saving Kid or human Glen has to be the biggest fucking mistake that franchise made. No wonder this shit ended the franchise because Chrono Cross is an embarrassment to Trigger.
You don't claim your waifu
She claims you, and your heart
>>2758234
YHVH tier woman
>>2757307
Not /vr/
The word retro here means 1999. This is the board definition. Please follow the rules.
>>2760223
>>2759147
I like you guys
:3
>>2760461
>>2757315
There are some good pics but looking to the style, its done by the same guy.
>>2757424
Holy fuck man. I used to always just refer to her official art back in 98 when I first played this game.
There must be a wealth of fanart for her and Angelie as well.
Anyway, don't mind me but I'll be fapping to your waifu.
>>2761182
You go right ahead, my good-taste nigga. There's plenty of her non-existent, imaginary sniz to go around.
I bet she'd make me lick her feet and is into face sitting
>154 replies
>waifu still not claimed
>Just me and my clever girl!
>>2760017
This is a good choice too.
>No Bianca
What, are you guys all gay?
There are not enough good Elaine Marley pics on the internet.
Leila Blitz from the Rolling Thunder series.
best Toaster
The Tales franchise has the best girls
The majority of the characters ITT lack glasses and are therefore objectively terrible waifus.
>>2761430
looks like a whorish Alis from PS4
He's still a girl to me.
>>2761698
Agreed.
>>2761762
You talking shit about my waifu.
>>2761698
>>2761771
that makes me think. I can't think of that many retro game girls with glasses...
>>2761182
>There must be a wealth of fanart for her and Angelie as well.
Riesz? Oh you have NO idea.
Angela doesn't have near as much, but a serviceable amount.
I still love fairies.
>>2756771
Necrophillia is gross, anon.
Thank god barely anybody knows her game exists.
>>2758462
I love Turok, but I think Adon is too distant and kinda creepy to be my waifu
Claiming Umihara as my waifu
>>2762203
forgot pic
>>2757825
>>2756745
This is /jp/ level, OP.
You're better than that.
>>2762249
>This is /jp/ level, OP
You've clearly never been to /jp/, then
>>2756745
>>2756745
>posting anything other than this
>>2762309
>>2756784
26 years.
>>2757031
Samus has always been a girl and has always been hot once she takes off her armor in every metroid game
>>2760042
>Aika
I was going to, but something told me that there was someone who needed her more.
>>2756745
>hasn't been claimed yet
I think you're all gay.
Oh well, all mine now.
>>2762392
>>2762392
>wanting a 50 year old slag
>>2762396
>implying she's 50 in the games
I seem to recall she's underage in SF2, by SF3 she's legal though.
>>2762378
Not in that suit and with that particular body type, unless you count her Metroid 2 version.And she's a little softer in that one.
>>2762397
Born on March 1st, 1968. She was 23 in World Warrior and 31 in 3rd Strike. Not that it matters anymore, since IV and V retcons the timeline.
>>2762408
>31
>with dat bod
would immediately wife
Ya'll a bunch a faggots. I win.
dibs on Reika
>mfw posted multiple waifus
ruka best girl
>>2762392
>>2762623
>>2762575
why didn't I think of this
Lilith is mine now
A Katt is fine, too.and her shaman form
>>2762316
DAYUMN
>Yfw your retro waifu is still niche and nobody but you will claim her
>>2762892
good taste
i can't believe that month-old BOF2 thread is still going.
I just want tomakeherhappy
>>2761430
>>2762575
Edie Burret is mine now too.
>>2763178
I'll claim Linn Kurosawa while I'm at it.
>>2763210
But that's a little boy dressed in drag.
Easily Joanna.
>>2757017
>>2761349
>>2761430
God tier tastes.
>>2763258
Even better
>>2763313
they're all random japanese anime whores. Not a particularly unique or noteworthy taste
>>2762963
>i can't believe that month-old BOF2 thread is still going.
It's literally just Kattfag dumping
>>2757000
>Not Opera Vectra
You can have that little tramp.
>>2763525
nah
i was posting some of my own stash too, though granted it wasn't all Katt pictures
Life is good
>>2764118
>rebecca
gross
>>2764386
tan is good but brown is better
Mai Real Bout & KOF waifu since 1998.
snk or capcom?
>>2756854
Her name was Elora.
>>2766325
>Vanessa
>May Lee
this isn't even a contest. SNK easy
tsundere got me
The best ninja. She could even turn into a mermaid.
>>2766693
Yeah, I'm surprised too. I checked the whole thread just to make sure she wasn't taken.
>>2757745
>>2766691
Good, that leaves this qt all for me.
Claimed
>>2766724
Disqualified. Didn't originate in a game.
>>2766724
>>2767295
would've claimed her long ago if she was qualified.
have you played any of the slayers games, btw? I think my favorite might be Slayers Royal 2, for Saturn (there's a PSX version too).
Arle's mine
FFVII best girl
>>2764439
>mfw my old fap fodder
Those were simpler, more desperate times.
>>2767329
That Puyo Puyo 2 port for 3DS better make a Western release.
yumeria
>>2767673
>Puyo Puyo
>localized
It must be nice to live in dreamland.
Karen Hojo up in this lovely thread.
>>2766325
Wh-who's that goddess next to Mei-Ling?
I was going to say I can't choose with Chun-Li in one side and King in the other, but she might tip the scales a bit in Capcom's favor.
Midori Himeno from Evil Zone.
>>2767784
Damn fine choice. All the evil zone girls are hot.
>>2756745
Claimed.
Claimed
I wish Square made more non RPGs
Staking claim.
>>2757123
>>2757780
kochi kochi
My red rocket is claimed for Hiromi.
>>2768160
but horse pussy is pretty :(
>>2767403
But she's flat...
>>2766691
What vidya?
Surprised nobody has clamed Rami yet.
>>2768195
Don't insult DFC.
>>2767767
Literally cancer, can be easily replaced by a CGI simulation
Still, pretty nice. Lorraine was nice also
