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>mew will never kidnap you and take you to her crystalline tree house
>>27230093
she propably rapes them all there too
>Mew will never make you ingest enough Pokemon DNA to become part Pokemon and understand Monspeak
>>27230093
Unknown Gender.
>>27230093
>her
>>27230093
on the official Pokémon website.
Mew gender is listed as unknown.
http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/mew
>her
>she
>>27230508
Mew. Their gender is unknown.
>>27230508
>>27230464
>gave birth
>>27230586
Fun fact: There is more than one Mew.
>>27230604
And they all have the same lack of gender.
>>27230227
Sauce?
>>27230621
Daily reminder that Unknown Gender =/= genderless.
We just don't know their gender.
>>27230604
One Mew One Arceus One Holy Spirit
Heathen.
>>27230653
There's one Arceus, but there are multiple Mews. According to HGSS there can even be multiple of the creation trio.
>>27230653
There is more than one Mew.
>>27230653
Canonically, Arceus is sleeping.
>>27230435
>>27230681
Richard please, you were already banned, plus this is just a joke thread,there's no need to come and start correcting people, you see?
>>27230717
Mew is my favorite Pokémon.
of course, I'm going to correct them about Mew.
>>27230741
how are you liking that Crabhammer, eh? :^)
>>27230754
They are very intelligence and learn every move.
I want mew to try and seduce me by wearing human lingerie that's way to big for her
>>27230866
what if it was way too small for her?
>>27230885
Mew is Unknown Gender.
Why do people keep calling it a she. Is it because of the pink? If anything, it's a he; it's literally one of most manly Pokemon ever.
>>27231167
Reason A:
it gave birth
Reason B:
All Pokemon descent from it
Reason C:
It looks and acts girly in the movies
And ultimately, and most importantly; Reason D:
because people want to fuck it, Anon, that's why
>>27231367
Surprisingly enough the people behind Gen 1 knew their shit - You clone something by inseminating an egg, you don't just have a strand of hair and a big tube.
I guess this sort of means Mew was raped in a lab, though? That's some pretty dark shit.
>>27230093
The best pokemon movie of all time. Newer one is just promotion for their games.
>>27231468
But all the movies are objectively terrible. Only if you're borderline obsessed with Pokémon (which you probably are) can they be enjoyed.
>>27230093
>implying
its a cat fetus
>>27231491
>objectively
There's that word again.
your opinions aren't objective, faggot
>>27231161
she wants your richard richard
>>27231443
did they find a mew or just enough good remains to work with?
>>27231648
Definitively a Mew. She probably escaped when Mewtwo did and was caught by some fucking gamestop employee.
MEW PROBABLY GIVES A GOOD BLOWJOB
>>27230227
But seriously, need sauce
>>27231722
Tailend of that wretched Ashchu comic. Mew is also in some other palcomix garbage with Lucario.
Remember to boil your eyes after viewing.
