I've got your leaks right here.Your hometown is Sheeto Town. The game starts with you having sex with your mother who is also your sister because you're a degenerate tard from that irredeemable region Kanto. Disgusting.
And don't think you can get off to it, because the player character has a micropenis if you play as a boy and a disgusting ham sandwich vag if you play as a girl. Your mother's vag is a gaping hole bigger than the one on Shedinja's back. She also really doesn't seem quite aroused with the situation, basically just gurgling until it's over. Whether or not it's rape, I have no idea, it seems open to interpretation. Meowth watches in horror the entire time.
You know all that happy-happy crap you saw in the trailers? It's all fake. The people treat you like garbage, because you are garbage.
The minute you step out of your house you get stabbed by a True Alolan who shouts "KANTS GO HOME, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE".
Hau is a huge dick, with a huge dick. He shows it to you, then mocks your tiny little baby penis/huge disgusting meat flaps. This goes on for five minutes.
Lillie is a slut but she's not desperate enough to get with you. She gets double teamed by Hau and Kukui while you watch. Then halfway through Hala sticks his old man dick in your ass. Another ten minutes of this.
Hala shows you the starters and Tapu Koko, then proceeds to give Tapu Koko to Hau right in front of you while you stand there crying. Then someone kicks you to the ground.
Hau picks his starter, then Hala decides which one he's going to fuck, then Kukui tosses you the Pokeball of the starter that's left. This is randomized.
You set off to the next town after that. It's called Takapui Village.
Unfortunately, I am unable to say what happened next, as I was too accosted by the developers presenting their disgusting naked bodies to me and telling me to shit on them that I couldn't play anymore.
Attached is proof that this is real
This is the most reddit thread I've seen all day
>>27198360
I never knew I wanted this. Thanks for the leaks OP. btw is the Popp tranny real
>>27198360
kill yourself faggot
thanks mr bazooper
>>27198360
Not this shit again. Have your (you)
faggot
>>27198377
No, Popplio evolves into an alcoholic carny who hates his job.
fuck off
>>27198360
immunity cat nigga
>>27198360
reported
>>27198360
You're not even trying.
>>27198360
Fuck you OP
>>27198360
Everybody who replied to OP is a massive faggot
are you seriously so stupid to believe in this shit
haha funny thread, this is almost as good as the banana
>>27198360
>Sheeto
Sums up what I think of this thread
>>27198360
wow 10/10 post
>>27198360
Fuck you
>>27200598
And fuck you too
>>27200619
>>27200636
no fuck you idiot
>>27200660
Fuck you, asshole
>>27198360
>>27200598
Why don't (you) go fuck yourselves?
Still more believable and less annoying than Davos.