Which Pokemon would you want to become?
Y'know, if you had to.
Something sexy like an eeveelution or something.
>>27193614
Probably Mew. Even though i wouldn't be able to learn Crabhammer, Transform would be fun.
Ditto, basically a god
>>27193754
Fanon shouldn't be confuse with canon.
Mew being unable to learn anything is non-canon.
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>>27193614
Growlithe bruh
Being a supercomputer sounds fun.
>>27193875
Which includes Arceus and the rest.
>>27193896
You make me laugh
>>27193856
>>27193875
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>>27193936
It has abilities that rival/overshadow gods from other mythologies so I don't see the problem in describing it that way
>>27194001
Omniscience is nowhere near what is required for title of "god". Look at some of the norse mythology. I disagree with the victini sentiment but regardless ditto could just transform into that as well.
The amount of Richard in this thread is disturbing.
>>27193979
But Mew can't learn Crabhammer!
>>27193614
If i had to, A shiny (shiny looks more male) male medicham, jolly with pure power. Zen headbutt, high jumpkick, fire punch and calm mind for meditation purposes.
>>27194061
I'm pretty sure it's just a sloppy imitator.
>Not being the most radical Pokemon
>>27194069
Explain to me how he is less powerful then what you're assuming I think him to be
>>27194084
prove it.
>>27194001
Jesus Christ, fuck off Victiniposter. Every fucking time Arceus is mentioned. Just leave. Mewclones are as bad as Pikaclones imo anyway.
>>27193856
>>27194107
>Literally waiting for the ability to point this out throughout the entire conversation.
Canonically, Gym Badges make Pokemon stronger!
>>27194117
But the pokedex is wrong! It says mew can learn crabhammer!
>>27194127
>is
>clones
Nothing about your post isn't retarded.
>>27194179
No, it says mew can learn crabhammer, which it can't.
>>27194215
But the pokedex does lie! it claims mew can learn crabhammer, which it can't!
Banette. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>27194215
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>>27194179
>>27194127
>>27194117
>>27194084
>>27193979
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>>27194078
...you've, uh... you've given this some thought, huh, anon?
To answer OP: a Ghost with hands. Banette, Gengar, Gourgeist, and Trevenant top that list. Sableye and Mimikkyu (assuming the latter doesn't evolve) would work too.
Chandelure is my favourite Ghost, and Mismagius would be cool too, but if I'm going to be theoretically immortal, I want to have fingers, please. Of course, if I can make ethereal/shadow/specter hands for myself as a Chandelure or Mismagius, I take one of those options in a heartbeat.
>>27194255
My dude.
>>27194271
but wait, what about crabhammer? Mew can't learn that!
unironically Charizard. Flying everywhere, fucking bitches and setting shit on fire + mega evo for the mons that put up the most fight in bed.
consent is never taken into consideration
>>27194369
but it's canon that mew can't learn crabhammer!
>>27193614
Abra.
I would spend the rest of my life teleporting from carpark to carpark annoying the shit out of nerds.
If your choice isn't bipedal or doesn't have arms/hands, then I feel really bad for you.
>>27193856
Not this shit again
shroomish
>>27193958
Explain this then Richard
>>27193614
Definetly Duskull.
He's cute, and he has hands, What else do you need
>>27194688
But it's canon!
>>27194688
If the pokedex told you to go jump off a cliff, would you do it and leave us the hell alone?
>>27193614
outta my way, squirtle reporting in.
Latias. can fly fast, can turn invisible, carry people around, and turn into a cute grill
>>27193856
Shut up Richard
>>27195060
beautiful choice anon.
>>27195117
A greatly improved Pokedex entry. Pitch this to Game Freak. Have Mew's Pokedex entries changed. False advertising!
>>27194117
kek
>>27193614
I want to fly like an Eagle.
>>27194866
The pokedex says Mew can learn any move. Knowing that fact, it leaves room for all future games to inevitable include crabhammer on Mew regardless of your opinion. You are wrong get over it.
>>27195343
Until it A) becomes a TM, or B) learns the move via level up, Mew can't learn Crabhammer. See >>27195117. If you think either of those things is might happen and take the pokedex as absolute fact, you are just the most precious retard I've ever come across. Oddly enough, capcha 151
>>27195599
or C.) Move Tutor
>>27195618
Knew I forgot something. Also, why would anyone go to the Tutor and say " Mr. Tutor sir. I need my pokemon to know Crabhammer stat!" ABout as likely as Gamefreak putting effort into a pokemon game.
>>27195599
>>27195343
Is the point really worth arguing?
Swampert is the only acceptable choice
Strong as fuck, no one messes with you
Live on the beach and chill out
Able to notice to storms
One day..
>>27195343
Arceus didn't shape the universe.
The pokedex is lying.
I'm an athiest.
Come at me with your Pokedex Bible bro.
>>27195733
Atheist*
>>27193614
I'd love to become a cute little Zorua
I'd be gallade
that way i could fuck gardevoirs
serious answer? if we only take wild pokemons (so no fossils or stone/trade evolutions),Hypno
>>27193614
>>27196075
>nothing but black and white text
>3.72 megabytereedoos
>>27194179
excuse me? the pokedex says kadabra is a child that magically transformed...
Mew because then I could transform into any pokemon I want.
I would transform into my human form and make my trainer feel uncomfortable unless they were nice to me.
>>27194001
I know WHY, but still man, fuck, why are you like this?
Mightyena would be comfy as hell if I have to become a Pokemon.
>>27196075
>scroll
>"causing a long black tail bone ending with a yellow lighting bolt shape"
What the fuck is this?
just turn me into a braixen, senpai
i feel alakazam would be neat
any legendary would result in you being constantly hunted desu
yvelyal
so i can kill myself and destroy all life on earth
Hell yeah. I wanna be a strong poke and beat people up.
I'd be a Jynx/Smoochum and I would suck a lot of things.
>>27195733
>It is described in mythology
It doesn't say it actually shaped the universe.
what i wouldnt do to give up being a human and live life as a carefree blue blob of happiness.
>>27200772
Minccino?
>>27198093
yeah just this
A feebas
>>27199027
Best taste.
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>>27194515
This, plus cuddling with Sabrina.
>>27193856
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>>27193856
ayy
>>27193856
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>>27193856
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Based fucking mod.
>>27193856
Found the underage.
>>27193856
Glad the mods got that before we got another Goodra poster
>>27193856
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Damn. Mods are sick of that shit too.
>>27193856
Why was this banned?
>>27193856
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I love you mods.
>>27193856
MODS = GODS
>>27193614
Dis fucker.
I want to believeda hell happened here?
Pic related or Feraligatr.
Cubone. Ill use my club like a sword and become akin to a dragon quest hero like Rex
>>27193856
Banned for being annoying? Might as well ban most of the board then too.
>>27195170
Into the future?
>>27212206
>65 bp
>ground type
yeah no
>>27212219
>not knowing Richard
Enjoying your first day on 4chan, Pokémon GO newfriend?
>>27212266
Le gayme mechanics
>>27212338
Diff anon. I was out for a week, what happened with Richard?
I was expecting Sparky to be a meme, though
>>27193856
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BASED MOOTWO
>>27193856
mods = gods
>>27193856
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
MODS = GODS
>>27212338
wasn't richard the one who claimed mew can't learn crabhammer? the one who was banned said mew can learn everything.
>>27212260
Thanks for understanding or caring about the reference. But it would be really fun to fly around as a Braviary.
QT Doge plz
>>27193856
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So i can finally fet those elusive gains
>>27193614
Porygon2. The internet will be mine.
I'd just spend the days messing with other people, and stealing and eating jewelry right infront of people. If anybody had a problem with me, I'd remind them why I was the king of smogon.
>>27193614
>Not wanting to have infinite power
>not wanting to be the cutest thing in existence
wew lads.
>>27215711
Kirby is my favourite pokemon
>>27193856
holy shitmods, you're free to please yourself with my boipussy as much as you like
>>27193856
Well, looks like "Richarding" is now ban worthy
I want to be a male Kirlia and never evolve. I'll wear a little Everstone necklace or something.
Ideally, I would also want a girlfriend that is a female Kirlia/Gardevoir, but
I could see myself going for a hot Dusknoir, Misdreavus, Mismagius, Eelektrik or Eelektross.
But, yeah, male Kirlia for life.
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>>27215955
One of my cousins thought Yoshi was a pokemon for a while because he says his own name like a pokemon all the time.
>>27193856
kek
Je suis un homme solitaire
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