>be biking down a riverwalk
>a wild hipster appeared
"Hey, team Mystic right?"
I squint at him...
>we racing now
>he's too fast
>god my leg hurts but team valor must win
>wait I'm basically a cyborg
>swans speed increased
I'm catching up!
>wait I have a date with Zoe
>its super effective
I pass him!
>beat him to the landing, cry out team valor
>yo adrian i did it.jpeg
Some say he's still crying his mystic tears.
Btw I'm a cyborg cause I have titanium implants in my legs from old injuries.
What is this, babby's first attempt at greentext or an rp?
>>27186094
I think... the first one? Or could it be bait? I just can't tell anymore man.
>>27186094
>>27186133
come on fellas. let the tard enjoy his greentext. it's fun!
>>27186094
>>27186133
>>27186236
Team Mystic right?
>>27186023
I had a date with Zoe the other night! You're in luck; she puts out for anyone.
>>27186714
Team instinct.
You're either new or autistic, can't tell which right now
>>27186023
>be Team Valor
>find a qt grill playing Pokemon Go like me
>approach her
>nervously mutter "h-hey there, catch any good ones l-lately?"
>she looks at me and immediately says "ew get away from me"
>5 days later
>deleted my account and started up a new one
>now Team Mystic
>see the same girl at the same spot
>approach her again, she sees me wearing a Team Mystic shirt now
>she immediately pulls her panties down and says "omg so hot please fuck me cowboy I promise I'll suck your dick afterwards"
>we fuck right there at the park with everybody watching and cheering us on
>one guy goes "YEAH BUDDY, CATCH 'EM ALL! CATCH AAAAALLL THE PUSSY!"
>later that day I go home a laid man, no longer a virgin
>had 160 girls ask me for my number that day
>life is good
>>27188848
now this is a greentext
