What team should I join
Valor
Mystic
Instinct
Mystic.
Do you like the color?
Do you like the bird?
If you can say yes to both of those, choose that team. If it's still a toss-up, ask yourself:
Do I like the what that team considers strongest? (Breeding, Evolution, Training).
>>27184203
Valor or instinct
Instinct is best for always having a gym to take over (since there are generally less people we own less gyms)
Anything but Mystic.
My bad. what team should I join and why
Instinct if you want to work hard and end up controling gyms for 2 seconds
Mystic if the local gyms are mostly mystic, you'll have an easier time
Valor if you're a tryhard nigger
>>27184274
Instinct. It's the underdog team. Teaming up with a few Instinct bros that you meet and taking a gym together from the Bluefags is the greatest feel.
Plus it has objectively the best legendary bird.
>>27184203
Thunder birb.
Instinct is the coziest. We're the underdogs, so we get pretty patriotic. It always feels special to find another instinct member.
>>27184221
/thread
>Instinctfags trying hard to increase their population from 2 to 3
Seriously, instinct. Meeting instinct bros is the greatest feel because they're so rare.
>>27184221
Anything else than Valor
Just choose it by who wanted for president
>valor, trump
>Mystic, sanders
>Instinct, Johnson
Choose your poison
Mystic: Wisdom
Instinct: Courage
Valor: Power
Mystic - superiority complex
Instinct - cucks, always have something to prove
Valor - manchildren that take teams seriously
Ask yourself "which bird is actually decent competitively"
Unless you can pull off some meme tier Mind Reader + Sheer Cold shenanigans, the choice is obvious.
>>27184569
I think you need to learn what the word 'Valor' means.
>>27184376
Whenever an anime has glowing glasses, it means he is evil. Good job, mystics, you are the evil team
>>27184623
>caring about competitive
Get out of your basement, the sun is good for you.
>>27184728
It's like you've never had a passion anon
>>27184569
They literally mean what they mean apart from mystic dingus
>take a gym and buff it up with some friends
>only blue gym around now
>literally seconds later, a fat bearded guy in a leather jacket and his fat, toothless girlfriend walk up beside us and start attacking the gym
>a group pass and sit around the corner
>large group of teenage girls just up the road talking in a circle
>decide to approach each of them
>bearded ball and his toothless tart seem mentally challenged, but the girl tells me she's valor and the guy keeps his head down
>girls tell me they're "the yellow one", then ask how you hatch eggs
>guys around the corner are all blue, apart from one red guy that was surprisingly normal looking, pretty handsome and had a bunch of CP1000+ pokes, and was the leader of every red gym around
This game is teaching me people are weird as fuck, and that Valor/Mystic are just a mash up of different folk. Instinct are definitely all clueless though.
>>27184743
You say it as if it were a bad thing
>>27184660
Fuck ok
Valor: courage
Instinct: power
Mystic: wisdom
Mystic = you'll control lots of gyms that you didn't help at all to get and at meetups you'll feel like just be a number, alone in a crowded room
Valor = you'll control lots of gyms that you didn't help to get and you won't want to go to meetups because your teammates are fedora-wearing assholes
Instinct = A constant struggle to hold any gyms whatsoever but any time your team holds a major gym it feels fucking amazing. You'll feel like an ugly, working class slob who goes into a club and gets pounced on by 3 banging hot women who claw for your attention. Meetups are absolute bro times and tight as fuck.
>>27184203
>>27184770
It is if it just makes you bitter towards passionate people
>>27184728
I'm actually playing Go instead of being a spoofag though.
>>27184461
This is actually pretty accurate.
Especially if you consider tumblrina Team Harmony hippies to be Clinton supporters.
>>27184832
The only thing tight as fuck is the assholes of other instinct players
((I'm talking about gay anal meetups))
>>27184203
just pick whatever's most prominent in your area, it's just a fucking bird
>>27184846
So Instinct is the only white team?
>>27184203
Instinct. More gyms to take over. Bro tier team mates.
pic related
>>27185084
No. An anon posted this in a Go thread yesterday.
>>27185122
>niggers ruining my team REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27185122
Why do niggers have the worst naming conventions
>>27185208
What's wrong with those names? Not enough anime/mythology names for you?
>>27184221
no
a person who needs others to tell him what team he should be in doesn't fit us brother
he is better of in mystic, with the rest of the crowd.
>>27185253
>naming at all
Also talking about actual names, Daquan, Mercedes, Diamond, Oongaboonga
instinct because the game's more fun when the teams are even
>>27185253
Cuck spotted
>>27184299
with the way people shit on valor, the real underdog are the couregous ones.
>>27185283
None of those names are in the picture, though. You aren't making sense.
>>27185303
BLACKED user spotted
>>27185336
Yeh and I didn't bring up weebshit/mythology names
>>27185333
>Courageous
>Just a bunch of guys packed into cars
Yeah, so brave.
>>27185336
Nice deflection cuck
>>27185368
i said couragous as a ref to team name, not because i actually think valor is braver.
>>27185382
Get outta here.
>>27185365
You didn't bring up anything at all. You're just flinging shit for no reason.
>>27185378
Why are you so obsessed with cuckolding? Didn't get your fill in your last fap session?
>>27185395
Make me.
>>27185281
Shits getting real
>Team Valor
Either retarded UNLIMITED POWERRR fags or actual children
>Team Mystic
People who call themselves "intellectuals" but couldn't think their way out of a plastic bag. Also populated by people smart enough to not choose Valor, but not alternative enough to go all the way
>Team Instinct
People who didn't want to join the Reddit or Tumblr teams
>""Team Harmony""
RP fags who desperately want a Lugia, and pretend to be better than the other three teams by choosing the most alternative option possible. Probably drinks gallons of cum on a daily basis
>No Team
A monster without a name, a demon with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Laughs in the face of Despair, enjoys fighting people three times his size, and probably bites into ice cream instead of licking it. A true wildcard, and someone who should be avoided at all costs.
>>27185405
I love rustle
Just a reminder that they are planning about the harmony team
>>27185405
Mystic here
Every gym near me is instinct
>>27185399
You seem heated, are you offended that I insulted shitty nicknames
>>27185399
You're the one still going on about cucks (^:
To each their own fetish
>>27185452
~Desu
>>27184203
Mystic! Fuck off valor! Anyone can get it!
>>27185427
No Team isn't even possible if you want to fight.
>>27185452
>>27185484
https://dagobah.net/flash/go_go_gogogo.swf
prepare
your
insulin
>>27185441
that's a fan-run account
Half my friends are on valor the other half is on mystic and only one is on instinct
>>27185467
>>27185456
So you're both just autistic. Got it.
>>27184242
I considered pretty much all of that when I was choosing and I was still stuck.
>Liked all colors
>Liked Zapdos best
>Liked Blue as game version of choice
>Liked Team Valor's valuesFinally decided to go with values and choose Valor. It's fun because I have coworkers on the same team. And I like how my EXP bar looks like I have low HP after I gain a level.
>>27185785
>Get analy devastated
W-well you're j-just autistic!!
>>27185817
This is OP I'm going with valor, all of my friends are on valor and the exp gain sounds like a major pulse
>>27185820
Did I hit a nerve? You got awfully animated there.
>>27185914
Now you're shit flinging, dunno what you're trying to prove. You're the one that got a sore anus from the original post
>>27185873
Excellent. Welcome to the team, Anon.
>>27185988
>N-no you
Just turn off your computer, dude
>>27186062
>Says I'm deflecting, when that's what you've been doing
Wot, are you mentally deficient or so butt blasted that you troll to hide it
>>27185559
Exactly.
How can you trust someone like that?
>>27186089
>he's still this mad
Wew lad
Have another (You)
>>27186062
>>27186089
alright guys time out
return to starting point
start again
so, what does each of you think of each nickname?
>>27186140
The nicknames are shit and niggers have bad naming convention, leave on that note to save yourself some dignity
>>27186156
You sound so tough and assertive, anon! Good for (You)! Keep it coming, just let it all out.
>>27186156
can you point out why they are shit or are you just a shitposter?
>>27186176
Do you like it when I'm assertive babe
>>27185368
But anon you just described Instinctfags.
Valorbros usually ride alone.
>daily reminder Red would have went Valor
>>27186201
There's that autism again. You frequent Steam Friend threads or something?
>>27186181
Shitposter obviously, they're fine and some are charming, anon got butt blasted over the shitpost
>>27185873
You chose the right team
i picked blue bc blue's my favorite color
>>27186205
>Instinct
>Even having enough members to carpool
Stop this.
>>27186253
So you're shitflinging like I said before. Got it.
Are you both mascoshits?
>>27186446
And yet you continued to respond
>>27186552
I figured you'd need your dose of human interaction for the day.
>>27186446
You're both idiots, more you for taking the bait to begin with, now fuck off, thread is dead
>>27186588
>not anon
>>27186588
Who shat in your cereal this morning?
>>27184772
Valor literally describes itself as seeking power you moron.
>>27186713
goal != road
>>27186588
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself man
>>27186770
I'm not sure what you are attempting to say here but instinct is following your gut, mystic is outsmarting, and valor is finding ways to increase power. That is obviously the power option in the triforce.
>>27185208
Those are funny. It's just you.
>>27184376
So you're just going to ignore the actual team values of Valor then? The other two teams usually do as well.
>>27184221
yeah, Valor
>>27184203
Instinct is for religi-fags
Valor is for people who think the main character of a series is the best character
Mystic is for people who think they're smarter than everyone else
Instinct is only for the elite few, do not join if you are weak
>>27185122
>groot
I kek'd
>>27185084
yes
>>27186205
>>27186231
Daily reminder that Gold whooped Red.
Daily reminder that pretty much all of Gen2 alligns with team Instinct
>>27184376
wait i thought valour leader was a chick
thats why i joined
moltes is worst bird legend
>>27187819
This sums up valor in a nutshell. Don't worry. You're where you belong
>>27187721
>implying that battle actually has a canon conclusion
Depending on who played the game you might have lost horribly the first time.
It even says on all the wikis that red only gets challenged.
>>27187931
>final boss non-canon
>loosing in Pokemon
You could say the same about the elite 4, or any battle, tbqh
>>27184203
Join Team Rocket. Beat up & steal any trainer's phone to get those sweet rare & powerful pokemon.
I'm Giovanni & I approve this message
Join us
any Ace Attorney fans around?
