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Who would make the best mother?
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only one way to find out
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>>27182813
Shauna doesn't even look old enough to have started puberty yet. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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To qualify as a potential mother, her hips must be bigger than her head. Now who would qualify?
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Hilda.
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>>27182853
The youngest mother was 5. Shauna is older than 5.
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>>27183029
I too like licking white blobs
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>>27182854
Serena and Hilda are the only ones I can see having big enough hips.
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>>27182854
>>27183254
Breasts are also a factor. Men are naturally attracted to ladies with huge ass slamming knockers cause they want themselves a mate that can actually feed their offspring.

Serena, Rosa and Leaf would all get the job done nicely. May's a solid contender, too.
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>>27182813
Well Rosa is basically a movie star, she can afford to have a baby
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>>27182853
Legal in many countries, actually.
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>>27182853
You mean the new girl, right? At least Shauna has some hint of tits.
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>>27182813
None of them. Too young for motherhood. Unless you want them to end up like one of those pregnant teen.
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>>27186154
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. 12-16 year olds were mothers in early times, especially when the life expectancy was 30.

You're also talking about a culture of people who literally dedicate their lives to caring for up to 6 living beings at a time when they're 10 years old. I can barely handle two dogs on some days.
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>>27182813
Serena, no contest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WVT7lcxkCc

She knows how to ride Rhyhorns too if you know what I mean.
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Would they be a single mother?
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>>27186204
>game Serena = anime Serena
Shouldn't you be playing GO?
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>>27186228
Game Serena = played by neckbeards wanting to be the little girl with no character development.
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>>27186246
>Game any protagonist = played by neckbeards wanting to be the little trainer with no character development.
literally every pokemon game
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>>27186246
That's true for all the female protags.
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>>27186246
I don't see how any of that matters, we're not talking about the anime.
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>>27186322
just saying game pokegirls won't make good mothers.
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Hilda, May, Lyra. Maybe Dawn.
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>>27186360
Pretty sure a 16 year old would make a better mother than a 10 year old.
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>>27186360
Pokegirls raise pokemon and go on cross-country journeys caring for the well-being of themselves, their friends, and all their pokemon

they're ideal mothers
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Which male protag would make the best father?
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>>27186455
Only Gen 3, since his father is actually around?
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Hilda seems the oldest, so propably her
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>>27186455
Lucas. He looks mature. I'm disappointed that nobody talks about Lucas.
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>>27186750
His hat is stupid.
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Where the fuck is crystal/marina?
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>>27186822
>Not liking Lucas's hat
That's the best part!
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>>27182813
>Nu-May is now 6 years younger, victim of shauna face, and thin

Kill me
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>>27187610

She is cute as fuck
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Serena has the best genes so her for that alone.
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>>27186421
That's almost like saying that all [female] babysitters would make ideal mothers. Parenting is a whole different ballgame than babysitting. Trust you me.
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