MOTHER FUCKING AGGRON THREAD TIME
GIMME EVERYTHING YOU GOT
ALL OF IT
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bNzBAWdkWfw I'll just leave this here
Literally a fucking steel-plated dinosaur that shoots lasers. Does it get anymore hardcore than that?
>>27176089
Yes.When it mega evolves
>>27176051
Wow what an asshole.
Smart. But still, this is why I don't do competitive battles.
>>27175882
> going nuts over a generic armor dinosaur thing
it's about time you assholes
>>27177417
kill yourself my dude
>>27177417
A GARDENER armor plated dinosaur.
>>27175882
Underage thread
>>27177531
Honestly the fact that they're NOT mindless/cruel brutes like some big or powerful pokemon is at least half of the appeal of Aggron for me
>>27177417
Post your favorite Pokemon and I will explain why Aggron is better than it.
MASTER
>>27177651
Aggron
>>27177674
aggron can be better than aggron whenever he wants with the simple flip of a mega stone
>>27177674
Not all Aggron are created equal
>>27175882
Finally.
This metal motherfucker can tear shit up.
>>27178207
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>>27178233
Cute.
>>27176051
Gotta love how they left our every time they were swept by a special attacker set. And only really left in people using not-very-effective moves. A stab scald will do mega aggron in, especially when it gets burn.
>>27175882
Aggron is literally the broest pokemon ever designed.
It is big enough to be intimidating as fuck, but not so big you can't use it indoors.
It learns tons of useful moves, meaning it can help in literally any situation.
It is strong as shit, but is a gentle, nurturing, and level-headed bro.
It's physiology does not interfere with day-to-day life. There aren't random jagged edges, or hooks, or exposed flames. It has horns on its head, which are tough to get into an accident with. It can hug you and not fuck your shit up while doing it.
Aggron landscapes as a hobby, and anywhere he has been looks like a fucking paradise. If he housesits for a week for you, you will come back to the most beautiful back yard you can imagine. If it has the right moves, you could come back to a fucking sculpture garden, or a swimming pool.
Beyond that, Aggron is the coolest dude you will ever meet.
Aggron is the type of guy who will notice your empty cupboards, go buy himself some food, then "forget" it when he leaves.
Aggron is fucking there for you when you need to move, or when you try to put up a shed.
When you are depressed and drinking yourself numb in a bar, Aggron DDs for you, gets the bartender to only give you nonalchoholic shit before you get alcohol poisoning, and sits there, agreeing with you before carrying you home when you pass out.
When Aggron makes coffee for 5, and there is only enough for 4, he doesn't make 5 shitty cups of coffee, he makes 4 great ones, and pretends to drink from an empty cup so noone gets uncomfortable.
Aggron sorts the recyclables out of your trash as he takes it out for you, which is kinda irritating, but he only does it out of your sight, and never brings it up.
You don't deserve this fucking mon as your bro, but Aggron is still there for you.
>>27178517
Fuck you I want to raise an Aron IRL really badly now
Always been one of my favorite pokes. I always take him to battle the champion no matter what
