Why does /vp/ hate mystic? Mystic pretty much rules toronto.
>>27173944
Instinct is better. Proven fact.
>>27173977
oh no.
but how?
do you have proof or is it just...
INSTINCT?????
>>27173977
Instinct isn't even a real team.
>>27173977
instinct is a meme
>>27174002
>It's a proven fact
>Do you have proof?
Typical Valor dipshit.
>>27174003
Neither is you flaming rubber chicken.
>>27174016
No, Valor and Mystic are memes. Instinct is the only real choice.
>>27173977
i was leaning towards Valor tho, haven't picked yet but Mystic is now about to sway me before i chose, /vp should i go with Mystic *fedora tips, Valor *walks into the sunset w/ sunglasses on into a new journey or Instinct *ego flares ?
on another unrelated note, will these teams create color gang wars now???
>>27174086
Instinct is the only real choice.
Pic related.
>>27174050
*adds onto the Instinct meme of its proven
>doesn't explain
> (me)still looking for Valor memes
inform me of the Valor memes thank you
>>27174109
elaborate on why fellow hunter
>>27174110
Flaming. Rubber. Chicken.
Frozen. Fucking. Turkey.
Epic. Thunder. Bird.
Only. Real. Choice.
Prove me wrong. Pro tip: You Can't.
>>27174122
Refer to
>>27174140
>>27174140
> Frozen. Fucking. Turkey : ye
> Flaming. Rubber. Chicken : n0
> Epic. Thunder. Bird : ye
its a damn phoenix, you can kill that but it always comes back fresher than before.
gib me butter raisin's m8
>>27174196
It's a fucking rubber chicken, on fire, there's no legitimate way to ignore that.
>>27174140
Instinct. Doesn't. Exist.
>>27174247
What memery is this? Your b8 is too insane to comprehend. Instinct is the ONLY team.
I don't know.
>>27174140
>>27174196
>Overcooked turkey
>A bunch of zig-zags vaguely in the shape of a bird
>Majestic ice beast that actually looks like a fucking bird
And I thought /vp/ had good tastes.
>>27174196
Moltres is honestly the fugliest out of the 3 birds. At least articuno is a bro and rescues dying people on mountains (dex entries), while moltres and zapdos do fuck all
>>27173944
>Why does /vp/ hate mystic?
Two thirds of /vp/ *is* Mystic.
>>27174225
>rubber
>>27174271
You're the ONLY one on it.
>>27174326
*instinct
>>27174372
Fuck off. This is a blue board.
>>27174402
blue shots fired
>>27173944
Mystics are a bunch of wusses who need the pack to do well
>>27174372
Literally 1% of people, including here, choose instinct. The majority is mystic with loud but lesser minority of valorshits that are butthurt about mystic conquering all their gyms
>>27174507
There is literally no resemblence besides the fact that falco has blue and is a bird. Is this what valors think is clever?
Instict fags are just buttmad that their team is shit.
Mystic fags are a bunch of bullies and tryhards.
Valor fags are loud, disgusting nerds.
>>27174561
you mixed up the descriptions for mystic and valor tbqh
>>27175208
Nah. Mystic is also full of normies.
Articuno is literally the only well designed bird
>>27175208
Valor is easily the loudest group of faggots in this game
I like all the birds. Is there a neutral option?
>>27175266
they are all full to the brim with normies
>>27175298
on second thought I'll give you that one
Mystic are assholes? Excuse me, I've been pushed around, get told I suck, and get dominated by yellow. Mystic is the under dog team. You may not think that because of their color. Like people will say Valor is evil (most of them are however douche bags) but people relate red to fear, evil, death. Which is natural to humans. And the color red can make you more negative. When blue is soothing and lets you think. Yellow has no effect on the brain. Although they still are assholes. I am pointing out that blue isn't really mean. It depends on where you live man. Everyone is different. Each team is going to have douchebags.
>>27175367
get lugia
I'm seeing Team Mystic taking over my entire town. Valor was everywhere a couple days ago, but they were all defeated just like that.
>>27173944
Fuck Toronto
>mysticucks own all gyms in my area
>see a red gym pop up
>by the time I arrive it turns blue with a cp 2000 snorlax
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>27175397
Autism: The Post
Everyone hates on instinct( or what ever the fucking yellow team is) down here in miami
>>27173944
Please kill yourself for playing a fucking smartphone game and coming here to discuss it.
>>27174465
>The majority is mystic with loud but lesser minority of valorshits that are butthurt about mystic conquering all their gyms
Really, that's an interesting assessment. Particularly interesting because of the trash Mystic players that live here the STL area, that can't hold a gym against Valor or Instinct teams for more than a couple hours.
>>27176039
>STOP DISCUSSING POKEMON ON THE POKEMON CONTAINMENT BOARD
holy shit you're autistic
>>27175440
My town is in a pretty much constant turf war between Valor and Mystic, with Instinct bravely trying to hang in there.
>nearly all blue gyms in my city
>no red
>very few yet powerful yellow gyms
Remove blue
>>27173944
I joined Mystic before I even knew we were holding most gyms. I've been out to the 905 as well and found out our brethren are holding it down there as well.
>>27176066
Enjoy your interesting assessment while it lasts, period stain
>>27176124
Instinct uprising when?
>>27176208
Good luck to all 3 of you
>>27176203
Why thank you, I will. After all, its not like (you) can do anything about it. :^)
>get 5 days advantage because people in my town didn't know about Go
>pick mystic
>keep seeing red shitters taking over empty gyms with 50 cp pokemons
>decide to take them over, all 6 gyms
>leave 800+ cp Pidgeots in each gym
>none of them got taken back
I am the king of my town, noone can touch my gyms
Red and Yellow are casuals
>>27176253
>>27176268
Maybe this (you) will help your team get more skilled and more players friend
>>27174558
I think its more to do with the Shine.
Mystic is hated by /vp/ because they are the most try-hard and dominant.
>>27176699
We need a spoofer on this. Stat
:^)
