>be you
>walking in the street
>suddenly this guy stops you
>"wanna fight, trainer?"
wat do?
>Pidgey used Gust!
Surrender and spread my buttcheeks.
>>27161289
Get down suk his cute dick
What the fuck did you say about my plumage?
>mfw I see this 30 yr old manchild on the street
>>27161295
>pidgey
You won't out speed them and their thunder punch
Sure!
>>27161289
>>27161312
Nah, I'll make him bendover instead Azumarill.
Call him a cheater, this is 1999 not 2016
(I like all gen's just being a go fag)
>>27161289
Laugh at him for using Poliwrath, Emboar, Pangoro, and Primeape. There are much better fighting types.
>>27161289
Tell him he's a big guy.
>>27161860
But he'lol say for you
Even though I have a Sylveon, I decide not to use it. I also just happen to not have any money, and instead willingly take all 9 inches of his thick man meat into my tight asshole as his reward.
>>27161289
Bravest Burd flies again!
*unsheathes talonflame*
pfftersonally i preffer the air, kid...
>>27161319
I want to clean your cloaca.
>>27161307
>>27161312
>>27161910
And I though I was the only one
Let's do this.
>>27161289
>literally die
im agoraphobic
>tfw sissy
I prepare my holes for some Close Combat.
>>27161289
>be you
I'm not a trainer IRL, and I never thought anyone else was. Pokémon aren't even real.
>>27162117
>>27161312
>>27161307
>>27161910
How many of you are guys?
>>27161355
Hot
>>27162232
Probably all of them.
>>27161289
Lead with Archeops.
Use Acrobatics as a 110 SE STAB backed by a fully invested Attack EV, Murderfuck everything until I hit his Def Wall / Sash, then bring out my mega aerodactyl and repeat with wing attack.
Seriously,the fastest thing on his team can't catch the fastest things on *my* team, and I run all rock.
>>27162232
>why is this place so gay
Welcome newfriend, better get used to sucking cock.
>>27161289
Go, pokemon faster than base 95 speed!
>>27161289
Mono flying is my speciality!and by that I mean I suck slightly less than normal with them
>>27162383
It's odd, but running a monotype team (especially in Doubles and Triples on battle spot), I find that I consistently wreck more diverse teams. Also: "Suicide Setup Shuckle" gets ignored, even after using encore or infestation, Tyranitar is a missile magnet that *always* draws all opening fire, which is usually wasted, because the Storm Drain Cradily beside him is 100 times more dangerous.
>>27162439
It's because diverse teams usually have an answer for a particular type or threat, but at a certain point that 1-2 mons cannot take down a full team, and the other members of the team are easy prey to what you have left. It's why I hate any time the Battle Maison throws 3-4 water types at me.
>>27162429
>Gliscor
ma nigga
>>27161289
Congratulate him with his great taste but proceed to wreck him with my own Machamp, Conkeldurr and Emboar
>>27162383
>the fastest thing on his team can't catch the fastest things on *my* team, and I run all rock
Conkeldurr has Mach Punch
Machamp has Bullet Punch
Emboar potentially has Sucker Punch
It may not be a clean sweep is all I'm saying
>>27162413
>*Scarfs behind you*
>"Pssshh. Nothing personal, kid!"
>>27161289
Sorry can't fight in GO
>>27162232
They're all men, unfortunately /vp/ has been infested with subhuman faggots recently.
>>27161289
Its unfortunate for him that I've used this nigga in every team I've ever had since the first time I played Blue
>>27162232
If I told you that every one of us is gay, would that be enough to drive the normalfags away?
>>27162872
Too bad most people on 4chan act gay ironically
>>27162794
*Unsheathes beak*
*Gale Wings behind you*
*Pshhh...Nothing personnel, kid!*
>>27161289
Smogon Bird
>>27162819
>recently
>>27161845
Emboar can surprise with Sucker Punch on psychic teams but generally, yes, I agree. He could replace most of his team with better options. Machamp and Conkeldurr can cover what most of the other four can.
>>27163103
>it's a substitute
>>27161987
>something used sucker punch/shadow claw
>>27161987
Machamp used Bullet Punch!
>>27162819
Me too!
>>27161289
OP, you couldn't have used Hariyama instead? You know, keeps up the "bulky" theme.
>>27161289
Jokes on you. I woke up as a kadabra yesterday
>>27165112
Emboar used Sucker Punch!
Pangoro used dark anything
>>27163380
>go, Sylveon!
>>27163502
>It doesn't affect gardevoir!
>>27165167
>It doesn't affect gardevoir!
>>27163380
>>27165175
Fuck, wrong quote.
>>27165137
HE'S FAST!
>>27165167
>fucking animals
>>27161312
I've sucked the dick of a guy that looked like that.It was really gross. Uncut dicks are disgusting.
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
>>27161289
>Togekiss used air slash
