Thank god you made another thread about this, I was starting to wonder if people still hated this guy.

>>27155579

Best comment on /vp/ today.

>>27155693
I hope to never have self-esteem so low to where I need to samefag on an anonymous, slanted eye image board to get me through the day

it just looks way too 2D to be a pokemon

I want him to hug me so hard that my testicles shoot out of my anus at light speed.

>>27155742

I hope I never have to deal with my anger with Internet. :/

>>27155823
Me too!

>>27156083
If it keeps that knife away from your wrist I'm glad I could help prolong your life, all the best :^)

I had a weird dream the other night about this thing where it touched me inappropriately, and I couldn't get it to stop, and I don't think I wanted it to.

I hope he and the battery get the plushie treatment ASAP