Its not fair!
Pokemon: Go was supposed to help me meet people in the park and find me a girl friend.
Everyone who i talk to makes up an excuse about why they're too busy to hang out later.
I even show cute girls my living dex so they know i'm a real pokemon fan and not one of those posers that are just playing go cause its popular.
Why are people such pricks when we have so much in common?
>>27155315
Probably you are ugly as fuck and look like a weirdo.
>>27155315
IT'S NOT EVERYONE ELSE, IT'S YOU.
>>27155315
Ewwww...as a normalfag i think OP' is a FUCKIN UGLY FAGGOT
>>27155315
>Falling for a shallow fad so you can meet people who will quick enough find out there is nothing more to you than your pokemon hobby
You were the problem, Wojack
>>27155363
>>27155379
>>27155390
I look just as good, or of not even better than every other guy in the park.
I even made sure to put on my dress clothes, change into clean under wear, and put on my pikachu hat to display my interests.
>>27155453
That image of the fat Tierno /fa/non stalking a couple would be good right now.
>>27155490
I'm not fat and just to prove it here's a selfie of me.
Now what can i say to get people to hang out with me?
>>27155542
Google reverse image backfired on you. Fuck off.
>>27155576
whoa, hold on there im not getting anything. this looks legit
>>27155542
>I'm not fat
right
>>27155542
Pluck eyebrows, get new hair style, get new face, learn to socialize
>>27155363
>>27155394
>2020-5+6--3
>Still replying to bait.
>>27155542
OP CONFIRMED FOR WHITE C U CK WHO GETS BLACKED
>>27155542
You're a big bully for doing this to your friend. Why would you do that to him for a hearty chuckle? Go play Pokémon Go tm.
>>27155315
Stop being a tryhard. Don't stress about everyone ignoring you and just play the goddamn game in public. You will run into people.
When that happens, don't be so desperate. Try to just enjoy playing the game and interact with them without showing them how cool you are. No one gives a shit about your living dex or that you've been playing the game since before GO came out and made it cool again. No one likes a hipster.
Be interested in what other people are doing rather than only trying to make other people look at you. No one likes an attention where either. Just actually listen to what people have to say rather than thinking of what you want to say to them next.
Not everyone will like you. People have different interests and it might take a while to find others that share yours.
Mostly, just stop stressing and let this shit happen.
>>27157246
>person
>all those non light-skinned individuals
>>27155315
Kek is this ironic? If not, then learn how to shower and not carry yourself as an autistic manbaby
>>27157359
Thanks mom
Nice false flag
>>27155315
You can't force a vibe between two people.
>>27155315
Take it to /r9k/ buddy.
>>27155542
Lirik??
>>27155542
I can just see the down syndrome
>>27155619
keep scrolling
>>27155315
Honestly, I don't talk to the guys who come up to me when I'm catching pokemon because I already have a boyfriend. Most girls who do play games are taken quickly as supply and demand is disproportional.
>>27157823
This,
Women are horrible creatures that steal all your leisure time to bitch and talk about their feelings.
Prostitutes and whites are the way to go. Just remember to only feed them when they give you what you want. Don't let them take advantage, and don't catch feelings. You think testosterone is bad? Estrogen is about 6000 times worse.
>>27155315
sucks for you, i'm going to the beach this Friday to catch pokemon with aguyim a grill btw :3c
>>27155315
You sound like one of those desperate guys who tries too hard. Calm down.
>>27155542
You look like a 30+ year old manchild.
I'd suggest plucking the eyebrows, and develop a better smile.
Not saying you're a bad dude, but you probably give off a bad aura which is why people don't want to spend time with you.
>I even show cute girls my living dex so they know i'm a real pokemon fan and not one of those posers that are just playing go cause its popular.
that's your mistake
>>27155453
>clean underwear
So that's getting dressed up for you huh?
>>27157246
>all mugshots
>>27157379
Underrated post
Wait what's this shit about plucking eyebrows?
I have to do that shit as a guy?
>>27158081
>>27155453
You people know that underwear is a scam, right?
>>27158218
All the cool kids go commando.
>>27158170
Yes and getting a manicure along with a bikini wax wouldn't hurt
>>27155315
It's been a week.
I mean, I'm an obese crooked-toothed autist and I'm in the process of pulling it off, but--
[s]shame OP's bait, otherwise this could induce some salt[/s]
>>27157959
Yeh I'm a real man I LOVE PUSSY YEEEEEHHHHH
>>27155315
idk i met a chick today who no shit, was telling me about how her and her friend are going to have a threesome with her friend's BF
emo chicks, but chicks nonetheless, got the instagram of one and the snapchat of another
i know this is a bait thread, im just happy something i love is now or at least for a short while retro and popular to the extent even girls are in on it
>>27157959
ITT things faggots say
>>27155315
>I even show cute girls my living dex so they know i'm a real pokemon fan and not one of those posers that are just playing go cause its popular.
They are posers. My normalfag degenerate older sister, never played a single Pokemon game in her life and mocked my twin sister and I for playing it, is now playing PoGo with all her normalfag neo-Babylonian friends and claims her favourite was always Eevee.
Utter bullshit.
>>27155315
As long as you're Valor I've got your back. I was at the park the other evening and a way overweight turbo autist assaulted the pokestop. He was just asking everyone what team being loud and akward and scaring away all the ordinary people. I asked him his team and sure enough he's on Valor, just like me. He was already level twenty with 2 rows of over 1k pokemon. I was nice to him, walked around with him, and even took the gym close by with him.
He's going to do Valor well. Train up them turbo autist, they'll play harder than any of the bandwagon fans.
>>27157823
They're also mostly not very good looking, easy, and have inflated egos from how betas have catered to them for so long.
