you wake up in the middle of the night and see this at the end of your bed.
what do you do ?
>>27155257
Hug
>>27155257
Fuck it
>>27155257
Shitpost on /vp/
>>27155257
hug
>>27155265
Beat me to it, but there really is no better answer.
360 degrees
Tell it that it's an ugly piece of shit like the rest of the Sun/moon designs and that gen 7 is a fucking joke and a mistake.
>>27155257
Pokémon GO only has the original 151 right now.
>>27155291
>No 9/11 edit
Why?
>>27155257
THROW A POKEBALL BEFORE IT RUNS AWAY
>>27155257
Get up and hug it because all it wants is the same affection Pikachu gets.
>>27155291
is ash the son of superman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x3eSkGu__8
>>27155257
>"Oh hey Pikachu"
>fall back asleep
>get fucking murdered
I would not survive in the Pokemon world.
>>27155257
Use it as an onahole
>>27155265
/thread
>>27155257
Stick dick in it
>>27155257
Marry it. Kiss it softly.
>>27155633
It's a Pokemon, not a light socket.
>>27155257
tuck it back in and go back to sleep
>>27155383
He throws tree trunks that should weigh half an actual ton, and carries shit like 70kg Larvitars like they're nothing.
His actual physical stats are insane.
>>27155316
(You)
>>27155257
Yell like a retard
"OMFFGGGG SO CUUUUUUUUUUUTE"
>>27155257
Grab it, hug it and go back to sleep while petting it
>>27155257
I need to cum before I can go back to sleep. Pikaboo is close enough to a sock.
>>27155257
Call a Ground type to deal with this weird looking pikachu
>>27156466
Seems like you fell for its disguise
>>27155257
pat his head and tell him to go to sleep or use the balcony, Im not taking it out in the middle of the nigh in the thirld world country where I live
>>27155257
Give it love because that's all it really wants
>>27155257
I stomp on it because I'm not a special snowflake who like pretending that he finds creepy things cute to make himself seem quirky.
>>27155257
Grab it and fuck it.
>>27156540
Yet (You) certainly are a special snowflake who likes to be edgy for attention.
>>27156540
"ppl who r different than me must b prentendin"
You're so edgy...
>>27155257
Fug
>>27156506
What disguise? I'm pretty sure my Krookodile can deal with this ghost
>>27156466
It's a ghost/fairy you cuck.
>>27155257
Beat off to it.
>>27156622
it's called "pretending" you dingaling
>>27155257
Ask it what its ability does
>>27156616
Krookodile doesn't like Moonblasts though
lift blanket a bit so it can get underneath and snuggle
>>27155780
*"It's cute! CUTE!"
>>27156622
What's a fairy?
>>27156714
>>27156678
Enjoy your plague.
>>27155257
Capture it using a Pokéball.
>>27155257
I look at it, see that there is clearly some sort of supernatural entity at the foot of my bed, sigh in relief for my existential crisis being resolved in that very instance and go back to sleep hoping it doesn't try to steal my soul.
>>27157224
Same here. If magic is real, a lot of things become a whole lot easier.
>>27155277
>>27155633
>>27155643
>>27156417
>>27156567
>>27156613
>>27156647
FUCK IT RIGHT THE BUTTHOLE
>>27155299
This.
>>27155257
I tell him that I love him just the way he is and he doesn't have to hide
>>27155257
Chuck a fucking pokeball at it, I just found my favorite pokemon in my room.
>>27155299
They're no worse than all the Gen 2 designs.
>literally an alphabet Pokemon
>>27155257
Cuddles
>>27155257
hug it till it farts
>>27155299
Fuck off
>>27156540
Edgy/10
>>27155257
Offer room on pillow
>>27156540
>(you)
>>27159350
>This shit taste
>>27163272
pokemen dont have anus
>>27157226
They looks like dicks here.
>>27157226
I was honestly expecting this.
The fact that it ONLY imitates Pikachu is weird.
>>27165168
it imitates pikachu because pikachu is a pretty common pokemon that is universally loved
>>27156714
You don't believe in fairies?
>>27155257
Cover my face and say "Pikaboo!"
>>27165258
>pretty common
In what game?
>>27155299
Here's your (You).
>>27165928
every single spin off game released, plus every signle piece of merchandising related to this franchise.
Pet
>go, Darkrai!
>>27165986
In Yellow, you can only catch one Pikachu.
In RBY, Pikachu has a 5% encounter rate in Viridian Forest and, aside from there, is only available in a single other area in a relatively hidden place: the power plant.
In GSC, I'm honestly not really even sure where you can catch Pikachu.
>>27155257
Place it on top of my head.
>>27155257
Capitulate to its demands.
Catch it under my clothes basket and put my lego bin on top of it. Then study it.
Slide a snack under the sheet, perhaps a donut.
>>27155257
Let out an "awwwwww" so loud it wakes up everyone on the block, then pet it.
>>27155265
First post best post
>>27166490
>Let out an "awwwwww" so loud it wakes up everyone on the block
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6zBTF4INW5g
>>27155257
Pet its hat
Don't remove sheet.
>>27165370
>costume head changes expression
>>27155257
Look at the clock and go back to bed
guys... if the eyes are on pika's belly, then what's in the pika's head? is it empty? does Mimikyu have a bulbous head of hair?
>>27167648
It's a hat stuffed with Cottonee shavings.
>>27155257
Give it the love it craves.
>>27155265
Came in to say this.
>>27165928
In real life.
The concept is supposed to be somewhat meta.
>>27167648
The head is probably full of wadded-up paper like a teruterubozu.
>>27167648
I was wondering the same. maybe it has one big horn and that is whats keeping one of it's ears pointing upwards.
I am sure it will never be explained, like Digletts feet.
>>27167675cock
>>27156540
>stomp on ghost/fairy
At least sleuth it first anon
Imagine meeting a cute albeit really shy girl while out searching for pokemon one day. She barely talks and even then only in nondescript mumbles but even given her disability you found yourself head over heals. Over a period of weeks you two develop what you think is a very special relationship and soon it turns intimate. One night you decide to express your feelings in a way only two young lovers can. She's very nervous about the entire affair and is constantly fidgeting but you finally get ready to do the dead.
Then the second you stick your dick in you notice it's not a waifu it's like half a dozen Pikaboos stacked on top of each other in the crudely scribbled over remains of what must have once been a blow up doll. They flee into the night soon after.
Play Unpretty by TLC and let him know it's okay to be himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gy1Evb1Kg
>>27158890
I have no idea why I find this ghost hiding under a pikachu rag so attractive
>>27165062
>cuckchan memes
>>27168897
will they come back?
>>27156540
>mimikkyu
>creepy
if you're a pussy, maybe
>>27156925
Lift his blanket not the ghost's
>>27157226
Where's squirtle's shell?
>>27155265
this
>>27169272
That's horrifying and reminds me that Pokemon actually die and shit in the manga iirc
Anyone have the fanart where he look into the mirror and see pikachu ?
>>27169272
This is amazing
